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Valentine's Day Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Episode Guide

Season 1

34 Episodes 1964 - 1965

Episode 1

The Life You Save Is Yours

Fri, Sep 18, 196430 mins

Valentine gets a big surprise from his old Army buddy.

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Episode 2

Triple Trouble

Fri, Sep 25, 196430 mins

Valentine encounters triplet sisters who try to seduce him into signing a contract.

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Episode 3

How to Live Without Dying

Fri, Oct 2, 196430 mins

Valentine, Rocky, and Libby try to save a married couple from divorcing; they even hire professional crooner Stevie Wonder to sing for them and provide marriage advice.

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Episode 4

Fraudulent Female

Fri, Oct 9, 196430 mins

A date with Libby doesn't turn out the way Valentine expected when a book reviewer (Anne Francis) sits and talks with Libby the entire evening.

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Episode 5

Call Me No Cabs

Fri, Oct 16, 196430 mins

Valentine and Rocky take a cab to the movies but Mr. Stevens, the driver, takes the two into his apartment, where he and his wife have an argument that causes the landlord to kick them out of the house.

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Episode 6

If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer

Fri, Oct 23, 196430 mins

At the National Geographic Club, Libby, Rocky, and Molly masquerade as club members to set a date for a panic-stricken club member.

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Episode 7

The Baritone Canary

Fri, Oct 30, 196430 mins

On Janet's birthday, her husband Carl gives her a pet canary who can imitate famous crooners like Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, and more. Janet loves the bird, but he has a few tricks up his feathery wing.

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Episode 8

The Old School Tie

Fri, Nov 6, 196430 mins

Valentine gets a part-time job teaching history at an elementary school.

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Episode 9

Yen Ku Horowitz

Fri, Nov 13, 196430 mins

Rocky's fiancée Yen Ku Horowitz, hatcheck girl at the Taiwan Tea and Sympathy Room, desires a big wedding, only Rocky doesn't really want to get married. Luckily, she decides to wait until she becomes a big star in show business. Rocky naturally starts to worry when Mamie Van Doreen offers Yen Ku a part in her new Hollywood picture.

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Episode 10

The Hottest Game in Town

Fri, Nov 20, 196430 mins

Milquetoast nuclear physicist Dr. Delmore Link uses his mathematical prowess to devise a method in which the odds are in favor of a person's guaranteed ability to win poker games. To prove it, he's tricked into a game with Rocky and his buddies, then vanishes following a big loss.

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Episode 11

Bride and Gloom

Fri, Nov 27, 196430 mins

After Libby teases him for being an inveterate playboy, Valentine decides to prove his ability to make a mature commitment, which culminates in a spontaneous marriage proposal. Wedding plans quickly overtake him as he struggles humorously against his newfound conformity.

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Episode 12

Cherry Blossoms in New York

Fri, Dec 4, 196430 mins

Rocky hires a Geisha to entertain at Valentine's business dinner party. After she commands a very enthusiastic audience, Rocky begins to see dollar signs. Together they turn Valentine's home into a Geisha school for bored socialite housewives.

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Episode 13

Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon

Fri, Dec 11, 196430 mins

The gang returns to Chinatown once again, but Valentine falls in love with Audrey Westphall, the pretty schoolteacher from across the street.

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Episode 14

The Seasick Sailor

Fri, Dec 18, 196430 mins

Molly falls in love with a Navy sailor, but his father refuses to let them marry.

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Episode 15

All Through the Night

Fri, Dec 25, 196430 mins

Valentine, Employee of the Month at the publishing firm, takes his boss Mr. Dunstall and his workmates Grover, Rocky, Libby, Cindy, Mollie, and Louie, to the theater to see "Move Over, Darling".

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Episode 16

Follow the Broken Pretzel

Fri, Jan 1, 196530 mins

Carl's wife is out town, so he, Valentine, and the gang spend a weekend at a pretzel factory--run by his ex-girlfriend Stacy.

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Episode 17

The Double Shamaguchi

Fri, Jan 8, 196530 mins

A spur-of-the moment proposal of marriage to a pretty girl creates trouble for Rocky when her Japanese wrestler brothers decide to hold him to his offer. It's up to Valentine to save his chum by assuming the part of his grandfather, an ancient Judo master.

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Episode 18

The Sweet Smell of Wampum

Fri, Jan 15, 196530 mins

Valentine finds his swinging bachelor pad suddenly overtaken by unexpected house guests. Hijinks ensue when his mother Muriel decides to pay him a visit, and Wampum, a Native American chief, arrives with the intent of taking Muriel as his Indian Princess.

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Episode 19

Which Witch?

Fri, Jan 22, 196530 mins

Valentine becomes immersed in magic with this homage to Bell, Book and Candle. Bewitching Dorinda submits a manuscript to Val detailing the art of witchcraft. It transpires that Dorinda and her sister Florinda actually believe themselves to be centuries old witches, and Florinda is reluctant to reveal their secrets.

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Episode 20

Two Weeks with Pay

Fri, Jan 29, 196530 mins

Valentine refuses to change his vacation when an emergency happens at work, but his best-laid plans are altered when his reserve unit recalls him to military service.

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Episode 21

All Right, Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil

Fri, Feb 5, 196530 mins

Fresh from Sing Sing prison, convict Juggy Partridge goes to unusual lengths to get Valentine to read his memoirs of life in the slammer. When Val decides to publish, Juggy is grateful, but he begins to slip back into old habits when faced with unwelcome revisions to his story.

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Episode 22

For Me and My Sal

Fri, Feb 12, 196530 mins

Valentine enlists the aid of his former college friend, professional footballer Jim Brown. It seems that their aging English professor Charles Marks is lonely and hasn't slept well in 50 years. With Jim's help, Val hopes to reunite Mr. Marks with his long-lost love.

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Episode 23

Sin Has Two Faces

Fri, Feb 19, 196530 mins

Valentine thinks he's been burning the candle at both ends for too long when he thinks he starts to see Rocky in two places at the same time. Unknown to him, Rocky's belligerent lookalike cousin Putty-Face Blue has been included in a book he is publishing, and is willing to go to any lengths to stop it.

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Episode 24

Mad, Mad Momma

Fri, Feb 26, 196530 mins

Valentine's mother Muriel returns and is incensed to learn that her son is dating the daughter of Waldo Whitfield, a popular music critic. Clinging tightly to an old grudge against Whitfield, Muriel intends to throw cold water on Val's simmering romance.

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Episode 25

The Title Fight

Fri, Mar 5, 196530 mins

Valentine and Carl compete in a boxing tournament. Who will win?

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Episode 26

Viva Valentine

Fri, Mar 12, 196530 mins

Valentine and Dunstall go on an all-expenses-paid trip for two to Hawaii.

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Episode 27

The Man Who Shot the World

Fri, Mar 19, 196530 mins

Valentine's lifelong dream was to compete in running track-and-field in the Olympic Games. But now, no longer reaching the requirements, he calls on his old high-school coach for help and decides to compete in his town's 5K Marathon. Will Valentine achieve his goal?

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Episode 28

Mama Loathes Papa

Fri, Mar 26, 196530 mins

Valentine and Dunstall begin their part-time marriage-counseling business. A young couple asks them to help their bickering parents, who have been arguing over a photo of an old flame in the morning paper. How will this resolve?

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Episode 29

Instant Father

Fri, Apr 2, 196530 mins

With assistance from world-renowned pediatrician Dr. Benjamin Spock, Valentine and Dunstall help two couples who want to become parents.

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Episode 30

Tell Me in English

Fri, Apr 9, 196530 mins

Sven Larson, Grover's old friend from college, comes over for a visit.

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Episode 31

Farrow's Fling

Fri, Apr 16, 196530 mins

Dawson Farrow, Valentine's swinging great-uncle, comes to visit. Claiming that he has been given only six more months to live, the lively old bachelor intends to enjoy a last grand fling and live the high life by liberating Val's credit accounts. He also has a final surprise in store for his nephew.

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Episode 32

A Muffin Is Not a Tart

Fri, Apr 23, 196530 mins

After notorious English playgirl Daphne Kemp writes a tell-all book detailing her involvement in a juicy scandal, Valentine is tasked with obtaining the publishing rights to her book--and pulling out all the stops with Kay Latimer so he can get anywhere close to Kemp.

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Episode 33

I'll Cry at My Wedding

Fri, Apr 30, 196530 mins

Mrs. Dunstall returns from Europe ready to complete an important mission: She made a promise to Valentine's mother that she would help the perpetual playboy find his way to the altar, and a prospect appears in the form of lovely research assistant Barbara Whitfield.

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Episode 34

Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy

Fri, May 7, 196530 mins

Lovely research assistant Barbara Whitfield has Valentine in a lather. When she is in close proximity to him, he loses his cool, his quick witticisms, and even his shoes. The gang realizes that he's actually falling in love with the girl who isn't afraid to tell him "no".

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