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Ugly Americans Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
17 Episodes 2011 - 2012
Episode 1
Wet Hot Demonic Summer
Thu, Jun 30, 201122 mins
Twayne and Callie must infiltrate a secret Wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice. But their complicated strategy involves building a summer camp on a moment's notice, with Mark Lilly as their head counselor.
Episode 2
Callie and Her Sister
Thu, Jul 7, 201122 mins
Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.
Episode 3
Ride Me to Hell
Thu, Jul 14, 201122 mins
Grimes loses it when his favorite TV series ends with a stupid twist. Mark helps him unravel his attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way, while amateur filmmaker Randall documents the whole thing.
Episode 4
G.I. Twayne
Thu, Jul 21, 201122 mins
Twayne is drafted into Satan's Dark Army. When Mark is forced to join him, he unwittingly discovers a plot to end humanity. Guest starring Rob Riggle.
Episode 5
The Ring of Powers
Thu, Jul 28, 201122 mins
Mark finds a magic ring in Leonard's desk drawer. When he puts it on, he mistakenly activates an engagement that Leonard put on ice centuries before, when dragons (Todd Barry) roamed the earth.
Episode 6
Attack of Mark's Clone
Thu, Aug 4, 201122 mins
Callie decides to makes a clone of Mark so that the DOI Bowling Team will win their tournament. But when Clone Mark finds a cruel message in Callie's secret diary, he decides to get revenge by framing her for murder.
Episode 7
Wail Street
Thu, Aug 11, 201122 mins
Randall puts Mark's soul up for sale on the Soul Exchange, and finds interested buyers in Callie and Aldermach. Meanwhile, Grimes pursues his dream of creating a pop music act with a new teen sensation.
Episode 8
Little Ship of Horrors
Thu, Aug 18, 201122 mins
Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship, where Randall is introduced to a strange plant species. Randall gets sick from its dangerous pollen, and finds that Mark holds the key to his survival.
Episode 9
Mummy Dearest
Thu, Aug 25, 201122 mins
With Mark working all the time, Randall feels neglected, so he decides that they should spend more time together to decide if they should stay roommates. And Grimes's Mummy returns from the dead, only to find fault with everything Grimes is doing.
Episode 10
Lilly and the Beast
Thu, Sep 1, 201122 mins
Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys. So when Mark's college girlfriend (Jenny Slate) shows up, he decides to put his newly "open relationship" with Callie to the test.
Episode 11
Journey to the Center of Twayne
Wed, Mar 14, 201222 mins
Mark chases a tiny fugitive inside Twayne's body. Guest starring Bobby Moynihan, Abby Elliot.
Episode 12
Any Given Workday
Wed, Mar 21, 201222 mins
Randall replaces Mark as the quarterback of an intramural football team.
Episode 13
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Wed, Mar 28, 201222 mins
Mark and the gang throw a Roast for Twayne. Guest starring Lisa Lampanelli, Dana Gould, Alan Tudyk.
Episode 14
Mark Loves Dick
Wed, Apr 4, 201222 mins
Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie after she gets a promotion by turning herself into a man. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.
Episode 15
The Stalking Dead
Wed, Apr 11, 201222 mins
Randall becomes jealous when Mark befriends a new zombie. Guest starring Dan Fogler.
Episode 16
The Dork Knight
Wed, Apr 18, 201222 mins
Mark becomes a masked crimefighter and wages war against a catlike villain. Guest starring Janeane Garofalo.
Episode 17
Fools for Love
Wed, Apr 25, 201222 mins
Mark's romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's crazy ex-boyfriend returns. Guest starring John Gemberling.
