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318 Episodes 2003 - 2005
Episode 0
Episode 1
Zach wants to get the nerve up to ask Dana out and Pete is delighted that one of his life settlement investments died sooner than expected.
Episode 2
23 mins
Using his business acumen, Pete tries to help Brenda sell her daughter's girl guide cookies.
Episode 3
23 mins
Pete is having problems with stray cats in his neighborhood. Lucas confides in Nicole that he wants a real relationship.
Episode 4
23 mins
Randy's fiancée vetoed his choice for best man. Johnny and Pete try to convince him to put his foot down. Shannon and Liz try to heal old wounds.
Episode 5
23 mins
Zach seeks advice for his upcoming date with Dana. Shannon has problems looking after her mother.
Episode 6
23 mins
Shannon, Nicole and Lucas have an unfinished beef with each other from the weekend. Brenda bores Pete with photographs.
Episode 7
Following up on their "date" on Saturday, Zach preps himself to ask Dana out again. Brenda hopes to follow up on her matchmaking success with Zach and Dana by giving Pete's phone number to her new office assistant.
Episode 8
23 mins
Lucas tries to cheer up Zach, still smarting over his rejection by Dana, by drinking vodka on the train. Brenda, Johnny and Dana take a vested interest in the ab-tightener that Randy is now sporting.
Episode 9
Johnny comes on the train with a band-aid on his forehead. Shannon talks to Dana about Zach.
Episode 10
23 mins
Zach has bought a bottle of scotch for Father's Day on Sunday, but Lucas gives him a lesson in scotch tasting. Shannon wrestles with the fear of reconnecting with her estranged parents.
Episode 11
23 mins
Johnny has started coaching his daughter's softball team. Back from her Paris getaway weekend, Nicole gushes about her adventures with Max to Liz.
Episode 12
23 mins
Pete announces that he's moving back downtown. Liz must find an intern for the new mentorship program at her work.
Episode 13
23 mins
Randy shows off his new cellphone-camera. Dana and her girlfriend Sue are on their way to visit Dana's parents under the guise that Sue is just a friend.
Episode 14
23 mins
Lucas is reunited with his old friends, Ed and Julia, and he meets their son, Charlie. Brenda confronts Dana; she saw her kiss Sue yesterday.
Episode 15
23 mins
Johnny tries to sell off his sheds, but only Brenda is interested. Lucas runs into Julia again.
Episode 16
Lucas doesn't believe Charlie is his son. Brenda was surprised to see Dana with her parents at church, and wangled an invitation to their house for dinner on Wednesday.
Episode 17
23 mins
Johnny pushes Lucas to talk about what is bothering him. Nicole relates how she saw the same mysterious lady again today on her lunch break.
Episode 18
23 mins
Dana reveals to Shannon and Brenda that she came out to her parents. Johnny lets it slip to Liz that Lucas has a son, Charlie.
Episode 19
Pete spent a sleepless night waiting to catch the mysterious Cat Lady. Johnny's boss Murray rakes him over the coals.
Episode 20
Nicole fears that she is being stalked. Brenda complains about the new girl, Renee, who is becoming a real pain at work.
Episode 21
Brenda gossips about Nicole dating a married man. Randy, Dana and Pete play an unfriendly game of poker.
Episode 22
23 mins
Lucas spent Canada Day at the zoo with his old flame Julia and her (secretly their) son Charlie. Johnny has a bag of Canada Day fireworks for his girls, but he also has a lighter.
Episode 23
Liz confronts Zach about his weblog. Dana can't believe what sadistic efforts Pete has taken to expose and hurt Zach.
Episode 24
Max calls to cancel his weekend date with Nicole. Brenda pleads with Johnny to assemble her shed as he promised.
Episode 25
Zach hands Randy a letter of resignation as his best man. Nicole's sick with remorse over breaking up with Max.
Episode 26
Brenda tells Johnny and Dana how her revenge on Renee ended. Pete shows Lucas the yoyo that he's purchased for his cousin's son's birthday.
Episode 27
23 mins
Brenda approaches Pete and asks him if he'll invest more money. Lucas tells Zach the great news: he's got three producers interested in an animated "BigMan" series.
Episode 28
Shannon and Nicole discuss their clubbing night Monday. Brenda trades her secret ribs recipe for Johnny's daughter Crystal's number.
Episode 29
Dana is outraged about an environmental issue. Randy wants to hear about Zach and Lucas' "BigMan" producer meetings.
Episode 30
Pete tries to do damage control on a bad investment. Dana talks to Johnny about moving in with Sue.
Episode 31
Randy is wearing a snazzy new shirt, a size too tight. Johnny wants to discuss Crystal and Daniel's Saturday date.
Episode 32
23 mins
Brenda has her husband Doug on the train with her today. Randy is very tired, but he needs to stay awake for dinner tonight with Agnes' cousins.
Episode 33
Pete sells his Tri-Cor Apparel stock for more than double the price he paid. Lucas has arranged another pitch meeting for "Big Man: The Animated Series".
Episode 34
Randy bought a 1986-vintage Macintosh Plus at a pawn shop. Shannon sneaks Johnny a peek at Liz's surprise birthday cake.
Episode 35
23 mins
Nicole, Dana and Randy take a Sex Addiction quiz from a trashy women's magazine. Pete shows Brenda the nude photos of Renee.
Episode 36
Lucas complains to Shannon about his life's troubles. Agnes' talk of hair transplants has prompted Randy to buy a can of spray-on hair - just to see how it'll look.
Episode 37
23 mins
Pete quietly asks Zach about Randy's stag party but Zach was unaware that it was the best man's responsibility. Dana's apartment hunt is stressing both her and Sue out.
Episode 38
Brenda has an envelope for Crystal from Daniel. Charlie starts acting up and Lucas yells at him.
Episode 39
Pete's ex-girlfriend Victoria is on the train. Shannon takes a cell call from the fire department.
Episode 40
Johnny is upset with the terrible jobs that Murray has kept "special" for him. As Pete digs for dirt on Zach's date with Victoria, Liz is trying to learn Spanish.
Episode 41
Randy updates Liz on the hunt for her sperm donor's identity: no reply yet from his usually email-happy friend Doug at CryoFertility. Pete asks Zach about the stripper for the stag.
Episode 42
23 mins
Ed, Lucas's old best friend, shows up on the train to accuse Lucas of trying to molest Ed's son, Charlie. Dana wants to talk privately to Johnny, but Pete noses in.
Episode 43
Randy tells Zach that, despite his best efforts, he still got offered the promotion. Liz is surprised to see Johnny.
Episode 44
23 mins
Brenda tells Shannon and Nicole about attending the Rolling Stones concert. Johnny arrives on the train, reeking of sewage and carrying an old hatbox.
Episode 45
Zach explains the plan for Randy's stag, handing out homemade clubs for a "traditional Klingon bachelor party." A Transit Officer appears out of nowhere, catching the drinkers off-guard.
Episode 46
Pete saw Michelle the stripper give Dana her card on Friday. Liz asks Randy about Friday's stag party, expecting a rollicking story, but is shocked to hear the wedding is off.
Episode 47
Johnny asks Brenda if her son is a cross-dresser. Nicole suggests that Lucas that Bone Melter becomes Bone Meltress.
Episode 48
Randy is sad. Agnes still hasn't returned his calls. Nicole and Dana tease Brenda about interesting items she bought, including lingerie and lots of hair removal products.
Episode 49
Zach brags about his sexual relationship with Victoria and Dana recognizes he's lying. Rae Dawn Chong is taking the train ride with Lucas.
Episode 50
23 mins
Randy drops by to inform Liz that he needs more info to extract what she needs from the database. Dana frets about her gig next week.
Episode 51
The news spreads quickly on the train of Brenda's tragedy. Randy tells Zach that he feels there are real romantic possibilities with Samantha.
Episode 52
Johnny is excited after receiving a $100,000 loan to start "Shed For Brains." Dana and Zach help Brenda choose photos to decoupage onto Doug's funeral urn.
Episode 53
Johnny and Dana attended Brenda's husband Doug Murphy's funeral. Nicole is telling stories of her wonderful Enzo.
Episode 54
23 mins
Pete spots the Cat Lady on the car. Randy tries to tell Liz he didn't get any info from CryoFertility's database, but he has something else.
Episode 55
23 mins
Everyone on the train is talking about their Big Blackout Stories. Lucas finally gets some time with his lawyer, Harry O'Doul, on the train.
Episode 56
Zach complains to Dana that Victoria bailed out on his parents' dinner before dessert. Randy and his old university pal, Joe, are going out for beer.
Episode 57
Lucas tells Zach he finally re-read his ErosToon contract and it's pretty watertight. Johnny signed a lease for a property today.
Episode 58
Dana has received a last minute acceptance into a university general arts program. Zach introduces a family friend, Faye, to Randy.
Episode 59
Liz meets Randy's infamous co-worker, Lester, aka Mr. Sex. Shannon has some "disturbing" video footage to show Nicole and Dana.
Episode 60
23 mins
Johnny spent the weekend in the "Bachelor Shed," after Charity discovered that he took out a second mortgage on their house. Zach tells Lucas that he broke things off with Victoria by email.
Episode 61
Zach and Brenda are joined by Seymour "Love Shack" Shackleton. While trying to pull a sliver from her foot, Nicole extracts info from Dana about her love life.
Episode 62
Johnny won a talking stuffed bear for Charity at the Ex, after spending many hours and over a hundred dollars. Dana and Sue finally have a chance to discuss what has been happening in their relationship for the past month.
Episode 63
Zach overhears Brenda secretly arranging for "the exchange" with the individual who has Doug's urn. Lucas has scored two tickets to opening night of the Toronto Film Festival.
Episode 64
Randy joins Liz who is sitting alone and visibly upset. Brenda is going to pay off the person who found the funereal urn containing the ashes of her husband Doug.
Episode 65
23 mins
Zach is excited to tell Randy about upcoming auditions for a Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) play. Pete tells Lucas that he has been staying downtown at Trina's after his trip to Italy.
Episode 66
23 mins
Liz tells everyone about her NYC trip, Bermuda and her business conference. Lucas joins Zach and asks how it's going with Victoria, while sipping scotch out of his coffee cup.
Episode 67
Pete introduces his girlfriend, Trina, to the gang as he passes. Liz sits down with Randy and him and fills him in on her "hurricane" flight from Bermuda.
Episode 68
23 mins
Shannon tries to find out what happened with Liz and Randy on Friday without letting Brenda in on it. Dana complains to Johnny about having to run errands for Nigel regarding his trip - the work abroad applications (S.W.A.P.) etc.
Episode 69
23 mins
Johnny brings his cousins Lonnie and Melvin on the train for a home cooked dinner. Dana is trying to study, but Randy and Zach are excited about the call back auditions for the Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) play.
Episode 70
Zach tells Randy the director called. Dana mentions her mother's concern that she is going home late from an evening class.
Episode 71
Dana and Randy are having a lively debate over the changes to happen in Ontario because of the election sweep for the Liberals. Johnny's daughter Tammy is locked in the bathroom at home.
Episode 72
Dana is trying hard to write her first assignment that must be "raw and truthful." A young woman, Carla, sits across from Pete and Lucas.
Episode 73
Johnny, Lucas and Zach talk about the marketing plans for Shed For Brains. Randy and Pete find a pristine, plastic-wrapped sandwich.
Episode 74
23 mins
Brenda invites Johnny's family to spend Thanksgiving with her family. Randy and Dana get involved in an intense political debate.
Episode 75
Pete comes in with a frozen turkey. Johnny cons everyone into making Thanksgiving decorations for his dining room.
Episode 76
Johnny recaps the McLaughlin/Murphy family Thanksgiving extravaganza. Carla casually strikes up a conversation to mine Shannon for information about Lucas.
Episode 77
Lucas is concerned about Johnny's ad. Randy tells Seymour Shackleton that a close friend of his just miscarried.
Episode 78
23 mins
Lucas thanks Liz for awarding him the video for the new ADHD drug with her company. Dana notices her poetry teacher, and idol, Astrid Bargeld walking through the car.
Episode 79
Victoria comes on to the train to say goodbye to Zach. Brenda compliments Lucas on how much fun she had shooting Johnny's ad.
Episode 80
Johnny did some cash-in-hand construction work today to be able to pay Zach the balance of his midget performance fee. Dana and Pete discuss an email from her brother Nigel, who is "trying new things" in Sydney.
Episode 81
Randy and Liz search the newspaper listings for a movie to see. Lucas and Julia start off chatting amicably about Charlie, but it soon descends into a flat out fight.
Episode 82
The Grand Opening for "Shed For Brains" is on Saturday and Johnny hands out flyers to the other passengers as he comes in. Lucas and Liz are in high spirits.
Episode 83
Johnny tries to tell about his disastrous opening day, but is diverted. While Pete brags to Sue and Dana about his Alfa Romeo, Dana is somber.
Episode 85
Dana's worried about the Halloween gig she's playing. Lucas enters and gives a curt hello to Liz.
Episode 86
Brenda tells Liz she had a psychic reading done at a party. Zach harshly mocks Robert Downey Jr.'s "big problems."
Episode 87
23 mins
Carla and Lucas have been out drinking and flirting after work. Dana has just come from the Sexual Harassment office at the university.
Episode 88
Zach is telling Dana how great her gig was on Friday night, when he notices that her face is all beat up. Pete wonders why Johnny is in such a great mood.
Episode 89
Randy greets Liz with a kiss. Zach gives Dana an update on Randy and Liz's relationship.
Episode 90
Zach and Johnny sit with Larry, a little person. Seymour tells Randy about his plan to travel to Indonesia.
Episode 91
Randy is looking forward to spending some quality time with Liz on the weekend and shows his affection. Seymour asks Zach how "The Journey" is going.
Episode 92
Shannon comes in and tosses Lucas his pants. Randy joins Seymour, in a great mood.
Episode 93
Randy and Liz laugh over a culinary disaster from Sunday's dinner at Randy's. Johnny tells Shannon money is tight at his house.
Episode 94
Sue tells Dana about an important rally on Friday. Zach has collected toilet paper from every public facility he encounters, including the train.
Episode 95
23 mins
Zach introduces Dana to Ana, his new friend from the Journey. Brenda is excited about getting a makeover on CH Morning Live (2000).
Episode 96
Shannon tells Liz she fired Gavin last weekend. Lucas tells Dana and Pete about the private investigator and the photos of him and Carla.
Episode 97
Randy complains about the "Star Trek" musical yet again. Seymour is getting Shannon to sign his petition in support of a new halfway house.
Episode 98
23 mins
Pete invites Seymour and Randy to take advantage of his "sure thing" stock tip. Johnny puts on a funny accent when the bank calls him.
Episode 99
Luke, Brenda's son, was suspended from school today for misbehaving. Johnny joins Dana and shows her his birthday presents for Mariah: sock puppets.
Episode 100
Dana is concerned about Nigel's email from Cambodia. Randy is telling Mel that he's decided to quit the "Star Trek" musical.
Episode 101
Shannon and Brenda are having fun sharing kiddie stories. Zach sits with Dana and excitedly tells her tonight's the night.
Episode 102
Zach is grateful to Randy, thinking he stayed over at Liz's last night. Brenda enters wearing sunglasses...at night.
Episode 103
Dana saves a seat for Sue but their conversation is awkward. Seymour is scratching lottery tickets.
Episode 104
Brenda reports that Mr. Smiles, Luke's new pet lizard, has tamed him. Shannon has a tote full of old high school yearbooks.
Episode 105
Brenda joins Dana and Liz and reveals she went Speed Dating last night with Cheryl. Pete enters and worries at the sight of a suspicious package beside Mel.
Episode 106
Johnny tells Seymour he's participating in clinical trials for a new antidepressant. Lucas' court case has been sped up.
Episode 107
Johnny has great news: he saw a white squirrel. Seymour and Lucas discuss world events.
Episode 108
23 mins
Brenda tells Shannon and Dana that she spent Sunday afternoon with a man from church. Pete is on the phone, debating restaurants with Ritu.
Episode 109
Zach confides that he did an Internet search for his old superhero creation Big Man and came up with an amateur porn video. Brenda tells Randy about organizing her office's Secret Santa.
Episode 110
Pete promises Shack he'll get Hamm his money. Johnny is bringing his cousins/employees Lonnie and Melvin back to Burlington.
Episode 111
23 mins
Pete briskly reports to Seymour that Ritu is a done deal. Kathleen West-Matheson congratulates her son, Lucas, on their impending court victory.
Episode 112
Randy struggles to part with some action figures he bought for his nephews. Liz has a business opportunity - in New York.
Episode 113
23 mins
Alan agrees to be a sperm donor for Liz. The Journey has been getting in the way of Zach's friendship and he wants to "rebridge" with Randy.
Episode 114
Shannon complains to Lucas about her mother's Christmas plans. Seymour is pleased to see Pete and Ritu together.
Episode 115
Seymour unwraps his present - a pound of raw hamburger. Brenda gives train officer Rudy a leftover gift.
Episode 116
Zach and Ana shock Johnny by announcing they got married over the holidays. Brenda has resolved to balance out time with her kids with time for herself.
Episode 117
Brenda chooses a class to fill her Thursday nights. Lucas discloses that he went for rehab treatment in Arizona.
Episode 118
Randy is organizing Ana and Zach's wedding party. Brenda is taking ballroom dancing.
Episode 119
Brenda doesn't approve of Zach's marriage and as she shows Zach a church counselling pamphlet. Lucas apologizes to Shannon for being a loud mouth about her in front of Pete.
Episode 120
23 mins
Mel has brought her inflatable exercise ball on the train. Seymour finds Zach and Shannon in a sombre mood.
Episode 121
Lana asks Randy to help her fold flyers for the play. Lucas and Johnny, enter, talking about the Superbowl.
Episode 122
23 mins
Zach, Ana and Zach's father, Dr. Eisler, talk on the ride home after dinner together. Randy has a pile of "Star Trek" musical posters which he is supposed to distribute.
Episode 123
Johnny and Zach are job hunting. Shannon offers a peace offering to Lucas.
Episode 124
Mel and Ski tell Randy they skipped work to spend quality time together. Johnny is considering a job outside his usual scope.
Episode 125
Shannon and Simone have news from the doctor. Johnny has closed up Shed for Brains.
Episode 126
Randy questions Mel about Ski's whereabouts. Shannon meets Alan and asks if he's heard from Liz lately.
Episode 127
Mel looks awful and complains of being exhausted. Lucas is chewing pepperoni sticks and Johnny eyes them hungrily.
Episode 128
23 mins
Brenda tells Zach the minister of her church asked the congregation to pray for Nigel, Dana and her family. Johnny asks what counts as "having sex."
Episode 129
Randy has been ordered by Lana to not even whisper before curtain time. Ski asks Mel if she is having an affair.
Episode 130
Lucas and Johnny invite Pete to Superbowl Sunday at Lucas' pad. Seymour has some feedback for Randy's play.
Episode 131
Pete tells Seymour his stock investment has gone up, but Seymour declines Pete's offer to invest even more funds. Johnny makes Lucas pay up for their Superbowl bet.
Episode 132
Johnny gets funny looks from passengers after yesterday's streaking incident. Zach has suffered from a spate of bad luck - including having his foot soaked and his digital music player breaking down.
Episode 133
Zach describes registering for wedding gifts. Shannon would like a holiday, like Dana's trip to Indonesia.
Episode 134
Pete gets threatened by a client. Liz returns from New York.
Episode 135
Johnny reveals that Granny and Crystal are fighting all the time. Seymour tells Dana and Lucas he was scammed by a panhandler and gave in too easily.
Episode 136
Dana reads and furiously highlights for her history essay due tomorrow. Liz tells Brenda about her doctor's warning: reduce stress, or risk another miscarriage.
Episode 137
Seymour tells Liz about a used SUV he thinks would be perfect for her. Shannon meets Star and recognizes her - they have met before.
Episode 138
Johnny enters and finds a dead pigeon by the door. He wants the bird's spirit to be honoured.
Episode 139
23 mins
Alan admits to Liz he spilled her secret about Randy being the father of her baby. Shannon and Dana talk about the Eislers' wedding party.
Episode 140
23 mins
Pete accompanies his father, Bob, to his 60th birthday dinner. Liz discovers her neighbour's large dog has destroyed her new marble countertop.
Episode 141
23 mins
Johnny tells Liz and Randy he played the Ultimate Punk at work today.
Episode 142
Randy says he could hear Zach and Ana last night, and not the lovemaking. Shannon invites Lucas to double date with her and Anwar.
Episode 143
Johnny gets touchy when people call him a janitor. Lucas is working on a hot new screenplay concept, inspired after being nominated for a European advertising award.
Episode 144
Liz talks a little too enthusiastically about her niece, Jessica, who's coming to visit tomorrow. Brenda has a discreet computer problem and needs Randy's help.
Episode 145
Liz introduces her niece, Jessie, to Seymour and Pete. Over the weekend, Randy had a very awkward weekend with Brenda.
Episode 146
Marlon tells Pete about a girl he met at the deli. One of Johnny's hockey teammates drops dead on the ice.
Episode 147
Randy and Zach are hopeful Dana won't show but she comes in ready to see some smoochin'. Lucas has a near death experience.
Episode 148
To everyone's shock, Zach's parents are buying him a house. Shannon and Pete debate the merits of Donald Trump.
Episode 149
23 mins
Shannon attempts to interpret a wild dream Brenda had. Johnny thinks that he might become a father again.
Episode 150
Charity lays down the law for Johnny. Dana's has some good news about her music career.
Episode 151
Brenda goes on a date. Johnny recovers from his big snip.
Episode 152
Johnny thinks something went wrong down there and tries to convince a fellow passenger to take a look. Pete and Randy have a lively debate about Don Cherry.
Episode 153
Seymour gets accused of stealing a parking spot. Pete gets involved in Zach's personal finances.
Episode 154
Pete takes booty call to a new level. Dana tells Shannon about her new crush.
Episode 155
Brenda and Johnny debate parenting strategies. Lucas and the good doctor hit it off a little too well.
Episode 156
Zach has a song stuck in his head. Shannon thinks she would make a great weather announcer, but not Liz.
Episode 157
Dana is more than a little tipsy. Liz shows off her ultrasound images.
Episode 158
Johnny gets something nice for Charity, and Pete tries to figure out why. Zach finds himself involved in a love triangle.
Episode 159
Angie and Pete concoct a sinister plan against Seymour. Shannon struggles to keep her mom in a nursing home.
Episode 160
Angie and Pete concoct a a sinister plan against Seymour. Shannon struggles to keep her mom in a nursing home.
Episode 161
Randy brings a work friend on the train. Shannon gets to do the weather on TV.
Episode 162
Zach has some trouble with his new house, and Pete has some trouble with his new neighbor. Seymour is excited about his upcoming date.
Episode 163
Johnny gets Liz and Zach to test a board game he invented: Canadianarama. Dana's crush shows up on the train.
Episode 164
Shannon enjoys her newfound fame as the weather girl. Pete tries to kick-start his anti-Seymour plan.
Episode 165
Zach suffers through a surprise visit form wife Ana and Roy, leader of "The Journey". Roy and Ana plead with Zach to return to the cult for the sake of his marriage. Roy manipulates Zach's responses to show he lacks direction and is incapable of displaying intimacy without "The Journey". Shannon and Dana pump Liz for details of her third date with Kyle. Pete and Brenda help Seymour plan his big date with Tina. However, Brenda cuts into Seymour's confidence despite Pete's efforts to boost him up. Shannon, Liz and Dana share bad day stories. Liz feels guilty after running over her neighbor's dog. Dana had a negative internet experience and Shannon had bad news for Anwar.
Episode 166
23 mins
Anna brings cult-leader Roy on the train to try to re-recruit Zach. Dana, Shannon and Liz get ready for the film festival.
Episode 167
23 mins
With Anna away on a retreat, Jesse moves in on Zach. Brenda comes on the train with a limp.
Episode 168
Liz had to bury Thor. Brenda is excited to own the last copy of "Grievous Bodily Harm".
Episode 169
Pete is very happy with the job Christina is doing on Seymour. Dana confronts Randy about his work in the weapons industry.
Episode 170
Liz flaunts gifts from her new boyfriend in front of Randy. All Johnny can think about is the playoffs.
Episode 171
Anna and Zach have a little trouble living the domestic life. Dana had a rough time with some musicians.
Episode 172
Seymour brings his hot new girlfriend Christina on the train. Jesse surprises Liz with a new puppy.
Episode 173
Johnny keeps score for Lucas and Pete's conquest game. Pam wants Johnny to go to another rally.
Episode 174
Shannon has a bold new hairstyle and wants to give Johnny a makeover. Randy is excited about his upcoming trip to NASA.
Episode 175
Dana takes some bad news from Carol, her band leader. Pete and Lucas discus their triumphs.
Episode 176
Lucas takes an interest in Johnny's daughter. Zach asks Lucas from some advice.
Episode 177
Liz brings her boyfriend on the train. Randy brings his new girlfriend on the train as well.
Episode 178
Brenda has to console Liz. Jesse intrudes on Zach and Anna's date night.
Episode 179
Zach lashes out at Jesse. Liz receives some maternity advice that rubs her the wrong way.
Episode 180
Charity confronts Johnny about his bad attitude. Lucas and Pete are feeling tired from their competition.
Episode 181
Lucas confronts Johnny about his 'outing' of the competition. Shannon has had a bad day.
Episode 182
Christina is going to meet Seymour's parents. Pete thinks this is a perfect opportunity to ruin Seymour's life.
Episode 183
To Zach's disappointment, Randy is getting some reality advice from Victoria. Pete has some big news about the competition.
Episode 184
To Zach's disappointment, Randy is getting some reality advice from Victoria. Pete has some big news about the competition.
Episode 185
It's Randy's last day riding the train to work before his new job at NASA starts, but it seems no one is there to say goodbye.
Episode 186
Liz is getting tired of being pregnant. Brenda is facing some stiff competition at work.
Episode 187
Liz brings her brother, Jason, on board the train. Johnny arrives happily toting a box of odds and ends.
Episode 188
Dana's father rides the train, and Brenda tries to talk to him about Dana. Johnny is excited for his first game of the season as softball coach.
Episode 189
23 mins
Brenda brags about being made "employee of the year." Lucas is trying to get his brand new GPS to work.
Episode 190
Zach is tired of being the go-between for Liz and Jesse. Lucas finds out he is a compatible kidney donor for his son, but he doesn't know if he can follow through.
Episode 191
Randy shows up on the train, but wont give a straight answer about why he's back. Lucas is happy to see that Michael Moore won the Palm d'Ore.
Episode 192
23 mins
Brenda is shocked about finding her late husband's doppelganger. Zach confronts Liz about Jesse.
Episode 193
Liz invites Jesse to move in with her. Shannon and her bae plan a vacation.
Episode 194
Seymour gets ready to propose to Christina. Pete is going to do everything he can to embarrass Seymour.
Episode 195
Johnny loses his rattlesnake, and meets Pinball and Diane Clemons. Seymour tells Brenda to butt out and stop matchmaking. Dana agrees. Liz is in a coma but Lucas reminds Randy and Shannon to keep living.
Episode 196
David razzes Randy about gaming without exercising. Zach has to meet Ana tomorrow night - to get back together? Johnny tries to catch the snake with worms. Dana asks about Liz - Johnny played Rush for her. Pete tries to sabotage Shannon's plans to work on the wedding details with James.
Episode 197
Mag lost her nanny and covets Karen's. Lucas loses a piece of his Major Surgery game for Charlie because of Mag. Seymour, Johnny and Dana expose their phobias. The snake lives on. Pete encourages Zach's revenge on Ana.
Episode 198
Zach cancels going to work for a "me" day and eats chips before Yom Kippur. Randy sets Krieger up for an online romance; Zach reminds him Seymour was set up too. David says Andy ditched their concert tickets for training. Lucas might schmooze instead of attending Charlie's party. Shannon finds out James ditched their morning hall scout to pick up his daughter. Score one Pete.
Episode 199
Shannon had a rotten time at the track. Mag says to do something extravagant. Brenda cries Mag stole Karen's nanny. Randy has to break up with Krieger - it's too personal. Zach was stoned (Randy smashed). Lucas makes Johnny apologize for razzing David, but he drops ice on David's toe and breaks it.
Episode 200
Zach is happy to find Jesse again, but not happy to hear of her boyfriend. Brenda says she won't take a bribe from Mag, but does. Shannon books Casa Loma for her wedding - without asking James. Randy is encouraged by Dana and Pete to rekindle his hoax email romance with Krieger.
Episode 201
Johnny has a hard time accepting the fact that David is the only one available to sub on his hockey team. Seymour is embarrassed to find out everyone on the train knows about Christina. Randy admits to his own selective blindness. Dana gets this close to a record label.
Episode 202
23 mins
Brenda can't reach Daniel. Shannon reveals she hasn't told James the date for her wedding yet. Johnny's forced to say David was MVP. Zach is babied out by Jesse's tales. He tells Seymour that Christina really loved him.
Episode 203
Randy spies scary old Agnes on the train, but talks to her and invites her for coffee. Pete gets a new earpiece, to the Luddite disdain of Shannon. Lucas and Brenda tells their dreams to Dana who just wants to give up after her guitar was broken at a Bat Mitzvah.
Episode 204
Dana wants to be the only singer of the song her dad has sold to a record company. Johnny's lucky his workmate Zoran ran after him to give him his Metallica tickets. Shannon has a Simone-induced Thanksgiving dinner migraine. David, Seymour and Randy tell about the dinners they're not looking forward to.
Episode 205
Johnny must ask David to join his team. Shannon reveals to James she booked Casa Loma. Mag invites Brenda to investment group. Randy invited Agnes for T-giving dinner, Seymour wants to contact Christina. Zach's bro coming home for dinner.
Episode 206
Brenda recruits Dana to pyramid. Shannon warns against. David speculates Randy likes the online link with Krieger. Christina confronts Seymour and is told "just friends". Johnny reports Zoran was fired. Lucas agrees it probably wasn't his fault.
Episode 207
Lucas is looking for a new "face", while Johnny considers a new "butt." Brenda, Pete and Mag discuss how far you have to go for your kid. Randy tries to take Krieger to a bar to meet women, but he's waiting for an email from Louanne.
Episode 208
Dana tells her recording news and wants to play her song for Zach but Jesse steps all over her, figuratively and literally. Zach mentions he once bullied his new boss. David laughs at the photos Pete has for his new business gimmick of getting a publicist. Mag finds out the whole sordid Ed and Julia saga when Lucas says he's going up to their cottage to spend time with Charlie.
Episode 209
Lucas gets rebuffed by the perfect woman for his ad campaign. Randy played golf with Agnes. Brenda relaxes Pete and Johnny with 5000 fingers. Shannon tells James she knows Randy is Ruth's father. James tells her he should know.
Episode 210
Lucas has to keep Seymour from telling Julia all he knows about them. Shannon tells Randy that Liz's baby is his too. Brenda breaks a gift made by a patient for David.
Episode 211
David and his friend fight about the US election in which Seymour has a vote. Johnny had a collagen injection in his butt cheek. Pete refuses to go to a charity dinner with Ritu. Zach's afraid he's going to be fired. Randy tells Zach he's Ruth's father.
Episode 212
Brenda wants a car, cheap, from Seymour - and into his "literary" club. Zach finds out his boss never remembered him as bully. Pete and Lucas vie for attention from Mag while she tries on perfume.
Episode 213
Brenda is enjoying her new upper crust friend from the investment club. Lucas tries to send a copy of Dog City to Cronenberg, but his magnetic bracelet screws everything up. Dana recorded her first song. Johnny defends David against homophobic Sam in spite of himself.
Episode 214
Zach wants to distract Pete out of his affairs by talking about the Inglis sign. David asks Shannon if she's been tested for HD. Johnny invites Zoran home because he's homeless. Jesse fears losing her new life when Grandma says she wants to go home now.
Episode 215
Brenda announces a costume party Friday on the train. Johnny has to fight to tell his story of his hockey team calling him a fairy, while Brenda, Seymour and Randy read silently. Lucas finds out Maya's only sixteen. Jesse asks Zach if she can live at his house when her grandma leaves.
Episode 216
Johnny, Dana and Seymour tell ghost stories. Dana's going on a television show. Shannon and Pete commiserate about the loss of their mothers. Pete tells Brenda she's in an illegal pyramid scheme. Jesse declares to Bridget she won't let Ruthie live in her father's house.
Episode 217
Brenda saw Dana's wardrobe malfunction. Dana liked the kids and they like her. Agnes tells Randy she couldn't have a mixed-race baby. David builds a radio with Pete and bets on the US election. Shannon says she took the HD test and tells James to wait to think about having children.
Episode 218
23 mins
Johnny finds little booze bottles in Tammy's knacksack. Jesse tries to tell her grandmother that her father molested her (and fails). Lucas and Julia meet, laugh and kiss passionately. Pete finds out his ad is horribly wrong! Ritu finally hooks Pete into working for her charity.
Episode 219
Johnny finds little booze bottles in Tammy's knacksack. Jesse tries to tell her grandmother that her father molested her (and fails). Lucas and Julia meet, laugh and kiss passionately. Pete finds out his ad is horribly wrong. Ritu finally hooks Pete into working for her charity.
Episode 220
Lucas tries to blame Julia for her infidelity; Johnny thinks not. Mag is bothered by an encroaching fellow passenger. Brenda has her "fourth" (Church friend, Mila, Dana and "Audrey"). Randy spills bubble tea on the shirt Zach bought for Serena. David agrees to get Nancy suicide pills.
Episode 221
Pete and Seymour meet once again because of Janet. Pete gets uncovered as the nasty guy he is. Jesse's father is coming to get Ruthie; Zach tells Jesse that Randy is Ruth's father. Brenda buys Dana an all encompassing bra. Simone and Shannon fight over mother's possessions, then make up.
Episode 222
Dana gives Jesse some ideas for help and support, telling her she must do something for Ruth. Lucas and Julia vow to give up their affair. Johnny says he'll help David "switch teams" when he hears about him spending time with Nancy. Brenda finds out her name was in the paper: her last investment club member was a reporter.
Episode 223
Dana's song is played on the radio. Zoran buys Johnny and Charity a mixer; Johnny shows Charity his beautiful ass. Randy is ambushed by his baby daughter Ruthie, via Jesse and Zach.
Episode 224
Randy tells Zach and Dana he's claimed fatherhood of Ruth. Zach tries to get into the conversation Serena's having with David and Lucas. Brenda is vexed with Mag for not telling her the club was illegal and not giving Dana back her money.
Episode 225
Randy tells Agnes about Ruth and loses her. David encourages Serena's misconception that Zach is gay. Brenda tells Pete of the pyramid collapse and demise of her friendship with Cheryl. Lucas tells Johnny to grab the (br)ass ring when offered and take up the ass modelling job offered.
Episode 226
Mag and Brenda both hand money back to Dana. Brenda announces her party for the gals of the ICW. Johnny, Shannon and Seymour find a bag of white powder. Serena admits she was all wrong about Zach hitting on her, now that she knows he's gay.
Episode 227
Seymour asks Shannon for a lawyer for Marlon who's been arrested. Johnny reads Tammy's report that says his job is a VJ, not a janitor (L, Z). Damien nails Pete for being the money grabber he is. Randy negotiates with Dana so she'll go on a date with Krieger.
Episode 228
Shannon lies to James about her test results. Johnny's confused to hear Dana's mad at Randy for "dating" and dumping his boss Krieger. Randy brings home baby Ruth this weekend. Brenda tells Seymour she's dating Jules. David, drunk, finds out he's on Nancy's Life List.
Episode 229
David admits to Johnny and Serena he slept with Nancy. Brenda invades Seymour's project of a mystery novel he's writing with Jules, and kisses Jules in front of Seymour. Shannon decides which song to play first at her wedding. Pete finds out Marlon is in jail again.
Episode 230
David admits to Johnny and Serena he slept with Nancy. Brenda invades Seymour's project of a mystery novel he's writing with Jules, and kisses Jules in front of Seymour. Shannon decides which song to play first at her wedding. Pete finds out Marlon is in jail again.
Episode 231
Janet invites Seymour to spend the night. Brenda cancels Jules dinner with her kids because he thinks she's transferring Doug onto him. Zach steals Lucas's look. Jesse has a baby talk with a dozy Randy, who has sleep gadgets for Ruth.
Episode 232
Johnny, Seymour and Pete talk to Sheila Copps. David admits his guilt in Nancy's death to Lucas. Shannon helps Zach play gay decorator for Serena.
Episode 233
Brenda gives condolences to David. Pete sells FCFC. They trace a foul odour to Randy - a dirty diaper. Randy gets "girl babies are tough" advice from Johnny, who says they will turn on you. Zach tells Serena he's straight. Bridget tells Jason to keep his hands off Ruth.
Episode 234
23 mins
Dana talks about her tour and is confronted by Zach and confused by Johnny. Lucas ticks off Mag for talking out of turn about child rearing. Brenda and Janet gossip to each other about their love lives. David tells Andy he cheated with Nancy after all.
Episode 235
Johnny gets advice from Granny about Tammy's respect. Seymour hears Shannon hasn't told James the truth. Shannon tells Seymour Pete got the great lawyer for Marlon. Pete can't convince Ritu he's cold-hearted. Especially when Seymour comes and thanks him. Brenda takes back a gift to Dana of a vintage guitar.
Episode 236
Jesse demands some time to see Ruthie. David chose not to confess in order to keep practising. Seymour sees Shannon arguing with James. Shannon tells James she doesn't love him. Brenda tells Johnny to back off with suggestions that she date Zoran.
Episode 237
Dana talks about her first fan. Shannon tells the wedding's cancelled - because she loves James. Pete and Brenda meet Carolyn Parrish. Zach mourns Serena as the one. Seymour claims Janet isn't and neither was Christina. Johnny's agent propositions him and his gorgeous tukhes.
Episode 238
Julia tells Shannon to butt out of her family business. Zach gets lessons in deceiving women and how to get Serena back. Pete asks Cam Clancy for $25,000 pledge to FCFC. Brenda gets a massage from Rudy.
Episode 239
23 mins
Mag fixes Pete's bow tie; Pete invites her dancing. Allison interviews Dana and sets up fan club. Randy tells Lucas he's just angry Zach rejected his "look". Eva traps Dr. David into saying something about giving Nancy the suicide pills - on tape.
Episode 240
Mag fixes Pete's bow tie; Pete invites her dancing. Allison interviews Dana and sets up fan club. Randy tells Lucas he's just angry Zach rejected his "look". Eva traps Dr. David into saying something about giving Nancy the suicide pills - on tape.
Episode 241
Brenda has the draw for Secret Santas. Dana, Shannon and Mag are stressed, depressed and upset...until they hold Ruthie awhile. Brenda is shocked Lucas took Charlie to a beer commercial shoot. Pete and Seymour start to mend fences. Randy gets a call that Liz has woken up.
Episode 242
Dana engineers Zach and Serena's make-up; but she's leaving for LA. Lucas counsels David to get counselling; Andy is upset David still feels he has to tell the truth about Nancy's death, against the lawyer's advice. Pete smashes all the obstacles that Johnny throws in his way and asks Mag out for drinks and dinner.
Episode 243
Zach and Dana help distract Rudy while Johnny tries to deface the underwear poster that shows his face. Seymour asked to meet Christine so he could reconcile with her, but she has a new boyfriend. Pete and David vie for the attention of a woman named Jane...until they expose each other as frauds.
Episode 244
David has to go to Andy's folks' place for Christmas. Shannon is taking off for Cancun. Brenda can't go on a date with Rudy because of her Disney cruise. The Secret Santa presents are all screwed up. Johnny fights Randy to be Santa Claus for the train. Julia tells Lucas she's pregnant with his child.
Episode 245
23 mins
Lucas tells Johnny about Julia's pregnancy. Shannon, Brenda, David and Seymour discuss resolutions - Seymour's going to lose weight. Jesse talks back to a punk and Zach gets stabbed.
Episode 246
Lucas tells Johnny about Julia's pregnancy. Shannon, Brenda, David and Seymour discuss resolutions - Seymour's going to lose weight. Jesse talks back to a punk and Zach gets stabbed.
Episode 247
Zach returns. Johnny offers hammer fist lessons. Dana decries violence. Zach secretly has a knife. Mag sells Brenda's Tsunami cupcakes for more money. Mag rebukes Pete's touch. Seymour demonstrates diet will power to Randy for Xtina. Shannon confronts James: obligation?
Episode 248
Andy and David squabble about who's house to move into. David gets a call to talk to the police. Randy and Shannon disagree about whether Randy should count on starting up again with Liz. Johnny, Lucas and Pete discuss, debate and argue Tsunami related ideas. Dana critiques her website and also hears about Allison's struggles with premarital sex.
Episode 249
Seymour finds out James left Shannon. Brenda accepts a date with Rudy. Johnny and Shannon hear of the difficulties of living with Jesse from Randy. Jesse finds Zach's knife and he finally tells Jesse she was the reason he was stabbed and he's having PTS problems.
Episode 250
Johnny gets advised about body odour by Shannon, nicely. Seymour's calling it quits with Janet. Lucas tells Seymour about his relationship with Julia. David's call for second police interview. Brenda criticizes David for interrupting all the time. Zach witnesses Dana's arrangement for Allison's ride and accommodation with her in Waterloo this weekend.
Episode 251
Johnny got a puny Don Don Chinaburger. Lucas says Julia wants to move out west. Damien offers Pete a big job; and inquires about the unknown Cam Clancy. Randy and Jesse agree about community household attire.
Episode 252
Seymour dumps Janet and she leaves - but not quietly. Brenda tells about her great date with Rudy. Pete tries to make hints to Mag in front of Shannon and Brenda. Randy finds out Andy and David might consider having children. Pete asks Mag to come home with him, ahead of schedule.
Episode 253
Johnny has to replace Mariah's goldfish. Shannon tells Pete she's over James and on to...whomever (Maybe even Warren). Seymour tries to deny Jules is Brenda's secret admirer. Jessie fights for Weepy. Randy and Bridget think he's aggressive and needs to go. Seymour swallows Johnny's new goldfish.
Episode 254
Jessie is horrified that Weepy has been put down. Lucas claims to Johnny and David he's going to Calgary with Julia. Dana tells Zach nothing happened with Allison. Zach reads a letter from Serena who's in LA. Mag tells Pete the affair is over -then they kiss.
Episode 255
Granny tells tall tales, then proves they're true; she speaks with a Chinese man - in Mandarin. Seymour asks David and Andy if they're ready to face prejudice when they become same-sex parents. Shannon finds out Brenda's looking forward to having sex with Jules.
Episode 256
Shannon tries to tell Brenda Jules is a two-timer; but he proves her wrong. Pete pleads with Cam to pay the fake $25,000 pledge; Pete says he'll give Cam the money. Lucas, David and Seymour argue about women - and arguing - Seymour wins.
Episode 257
Brenda makes a discovery, and Bridget and Rudy play a mean game of Rumoli, while Johnny tries to convince David to help coach Tammy's hockey team.
Episode 258
Lucas crows about his new life of responsibility. Brenda begs Shannon's advice about her two men. Pete meets Mag's husband. Randy runs into Agnes (who got married) and it's a head-on collision.
Episode 259
Randy warns Seymour not to try starting up with Christina again. Cam confesses to Damien about the scam he and Pete were trying to pull. Johnny and Lucas make the Superbowl bet. Randy tricks Johnny about his Don Don Chinaburger.
Episode 260
Lucas meets Shannon and her older date, Warren. David inquires about going to Brenda's church. Johnny gets doused in his enthusiasm for the Superbowl. Dana kisses Allison - and regrets it.
Episode 261
Dana finds out Allison has trashed her website and "outed" her to her fans. Pete and Lucas make Johnny think Charity is having an affair - in fun. Zach tries to get back at his knife attacker when he sees him walk by.
Episode 262
Brenda and Johnny spar about their kids in university. Randy hasn't had any sleep and David's very peppy. Ed confides in Lucas that something's terribly wrong between him and Julia. Seymour blows up at Shannon for nattering about his dieting, and she shuts him down for his suggestions about Warren.
Episode 263
Christina tells Seymour she's going for a sex change operation. Lucas tells Julia he cannot go to Calgary. Zach ends up in a break-dancing battle with Brenda. David is unhappy to hear he's a rabbit.
Episode 264
23 mins
Brenda tells Dana she's lost her integrity when Dana complains about anti-lesbian hate mail on her website. Randy agrees to one date with a Korean-Canadian girl his mother wants him to go out with. Lucas spills about dumping Julia, and encourages David and Andy to adopt.
Episode 265
Seymour got punched in the eye and fired today. Lucas and Pete compare Julia and Ritu in their ability to control them. Shannon won't tell Brenda about Warren. Brenda is going to teach Shannon how to do home repairs. Harry tells David that the police have evidence against him.
Episode 266
23 mins
The gang can't cheer Johnny up for his birthday. He's going out to pummel Bulk Barn Billy. Seymour wants Zach to quit his job and be free like him. Randy had a great pre-date with Helen, until she proves true to her nick name. Dana won't go along with the label rep and deny she's a lesbian. The deal is off.
Episode 267
Granny and Bridget meet each other and don't care for Brenda. David and Lucas try to talk about his "murder" case in front of Randy in code. Johnny is drunk and sad. Zach tries to lift his spirits by talking about his old rock band. Granny howls to her wolf cub Johnny.
Episode 268
Pete reports on Johnny and Charity to Shannon and Brenda. They find a spycam in the train washroom. Randy and Zach tell Dana Academy Award film plots to counter her career ending. Seymour confronts Todd about how he's making Christina give up her operation.
Episode 269
Zach's brother wants to set him up with a girl. David is getting more and more overwrought about the case. Lucas may change his mind one more time about Julia. Seymour's sunshine overpowers Randy's dark clouds. Johnny tells Brenda what she can do with a casserole she made for the family.
Episode 270
Dave tries to get Marcie and Zach together so he can have alone time with his girlfriend Naomi. Randy and Lucas have personal issues with Brenda's news about the toilet spy-cam. Pete tries to lift Johnny's spirits and is trapped into spending an evening with him.
Episode 271
Brenda and Dana meet Sue Johanson. Lucas finds out Julia came back to live with Ed...and she had an abortion. Zach sprays Shannon's pepper spray and clears the train.
Episode 272
Dana meets a lesbian DJ. Warren tells Shannon he's not as rich as she thinks. Pete insists Johnny should call Madelaine for a date. Seymour is getting ready for the Rock Paper Scissors championships.
Episode 273
23 mins
Brenda advises Shannon to go out with men her own age. Randy gets mad at Jesse: Liz came home and no one told him. David, Pete and Dana discuss the weirdest things that happened at work today. Naomi kisses Zach.
Episode 274
Johnny has a date with Madeleine, but can't even kiss her. Zach tells of loving Naomi. Seymour finds out Christina is tricking again. Brenda accuses Rudy of being the spy-cam pervert. Mag and Pete, stubborn about their ultimatums, challenge each other to go without sex.
Episode 275
23 mins
Randy has another date from hell to contend with. Shannon and Dana advise David to change lawyers, like now. Pete finds out Johnny couldn't make it with the lovely Madeleine.
Episode 276
Johnny tries a new look from the mall. Shannon gets yelled at for ignoring Warren. A passenger tells Brenda and Seymour off for discussing their ultra weird private lives on the public train. Jesse kisses Dana.
Episode 277
David's hired a new lawyer. Dana has a hangover and is grilled for details by Lucas and David. Brenda tells Rudy she's going out with Jules. Pete tells Randy he better wise up or that Irwin family is going to walk all over him and take away his daughter.
Episode 278
Jesse wants to continue seeing Dana, but is told she's not a lesbian like she thinks she is. Johnny gets transformed by Shannon and Lucas. Zach knows about Mag and Pete, but Pete knows about Zach and Naomi. Seymour tells Christina he loves her.
Episode 279
Liz comes on the train for the first time, showing some symptoms of brain damage. She still wants her baby to come home. Bridget wants Randy to help her slow her down. Brenda, Shannon and Johnny overwhelm her with news about everyone. David and Andy meet Scott Thompson. David is told the police are going to charge him with murder tonight.
Episode 280
Lucas has a chance to make his film. David is being ostracized at work. Brenda has a promotion, but may alienate her workers. Jesse's boyfriend Ben confronts Dana. Pete finally agrees to marry Ritu.
Episode 281
David is mad at Andy, thinking he's putting gay rights ahead of getting his case cleared. Zach is trying to be "friends" with Naomi, while Seymour found getting friendly with Christina turned him right off. Jules insults Brenda's choice of restaurants for their first family meeting. Johnny would like guitar lessons from Dana for Tammy - as long as she doesn't hit on her.
Episode 282
Seymour tells Randy of not being paid at work yet. Pete announces he's engaged. Zach and Naomi, as friends, practise breakdancing for a competition. Lucas finds out from Lily that her uncle is making "Bone Melter" as an Asian action film.
Episode 283
Johnny says Dana and his family were jamming just like a band. Brenda tells everyone that Shannon has died. Lucas lost a shoe when getting on the train. Mrs. Ko thinks Randy is going to the funeral just because Liz will be there. Pete agrees to let Mag be their wedding planner.
Episode 284
23 mins
Brenda, Randy and Seymour went to Shannon's funeral. Brenda gossips and the guys get mad. Randy is worried about living long enough to care for Ruthie. Andy begs Harry to take on David's case again. Pete tells Lucas he had a heart attack in the hot tub. Johnny forces Dana to join the McLaughlin family band.
Episode 285
Pete tells Ritu he loves her and nearly confesses about Mag. Brenda hires Bridget to do her old job. Seymour got stiffed on his first pay check. David is now being called "Dr. Death". Zach is still hot for Naomi. Dana is furious Johnny has advertised the McLaughlin Family Band with her as his daughter.
Episode 286
Bridget conscripts Bridget to be her discipline spy at work. Mag threatens Pete when he wants to quit the affair. Lily kickboxes Lucas when he has another date. Johnny's booked the McLaughlins to play Mrs. Robinson's. David has been banished to the lab basement - with the rats.
Episode 287
Johnny nearly spills the beans about Pete and Mag to Ritu. Pete wanted to fire Mag, but Ritu won't let him. Johnny offers his band for their wedding. Dana tells David about Johnny's freaky band. Jesse tells David and Dana she's tired of being discriminated against as a gay person. David says he's going to resign. Zach finds out Victoria wants to list his house to a developer. She goes off with Luc.
Episode 288
Lonnie and Melvin turn Dana off the gig tonight, but she'll go through with it for Tammy. Brenda's still having troubles with Evelyn. Randy is wearing a toupee for work. Seymour didn't get paid but got a new office. Harry attempts to influence the Crown Attorney's opinion of David's case.
Episode 289
Brenda admits she's lustful. Bridget invites her bowling. Ed tells Lucas he wants Charlie to know he's his father. Victoria is forced to raise her price for Zach's house. Pete declares he's going to stop the development anyway. Johnny wants to take Charity back. David's free: the charges are dropped. David kisses Johnny.
Episode 290
Zach loses the contest, but wins the girl. He kisses Naomi again. Liz tells Randy she wants Ruth to live with her now, and will go to court if she has to. Johnny is astounded when Charity tells him she won't come back unless they get counselling. Pete warns Lucas about Victoria, but he likes her, and he can handle it. Seymour tells Pete and Lucas angrily that he's broke. He can't impress his visitors.
Episode 291
Jesse is jealous when Zach says he's in love with Naomi. Seymour tells Pete he can pay under the table to get the development stopped. Brenda screams at the evil Evelyn even though she's wheelchair bound. Randy and David fight about sci-fi.
Episode 292
Bridget and Dana are shocked to hear about the episode with Evelyn...and shocked at Brenda. Pete advises Johnny to get the marriage counselling. Dana will only play one more night as a McLaughlin. Harry offers David an investment opportunity. Cathy from work talks with Randy.
Episode 293
23 mins
Lucas tells Seymour he helped Charlie through the trauma of learning he was his father; and that Victoria really wants him. Mag chides Pete for not "performing" and suggests Viagara. The McLaughlins have a fan from the mall, but Dana is done and out of the group. Zach signs the papers to sell his house. Victoria breaks up with Lucas.
Episode 294
Seymour admits to his brother he's broke. Randy helps Lucas write a commercial for a kids' weight loss program. Brenda is lustful and Dana offers a suggestion. Johnny proves to the counsellor he's still angry and Charity can't come home until he changes.
Episode 295
23 mins
Brenda gets the skinny on Liz and Randy from Bridget. Zach gets mad at Dana for telling him he's wrong to date Naomi secretly. Johnny prevents Lucas from dating an old school friend who calls him Poo Poo Pants. Andy breaks up with David when he won't invest in his health club.
Episode 296
Johnny offers Lucas his medicine bag to help him his bad run of luck with women. Brenda is having lustful dreams and Rudy doesn't help by taking off his shirt. Seymour's office closed down without warning. A tobacco chewing Annalise turns Dana off their planned night of fun. Liz won't compromise in parentlng philosophies, even though Randy will let her have Ruth.
Episode 297
Ritu reams Zach for selling his house; Pete tries to keep him from telling Ritu about Mag. Lucas and Randy rail against each other when talking about oil and international responsibilities. Johnny recruits Jesse to take Dana's place in his band. Seymour helps Nella calm down for her first day on the job.
Episode 298
Jesse drives Dana crazy, copying her and bragging about being in the McLaughins with Johnny. Brenda tells Seymour's brother Ralph Christina is a transsexual. Zach finds out from his dad that David attempted suicide, because Naomi left him.
Episode 299
David teases Johnny, who's worried since David kissed him last they saw of each other. Randy finds out co-worker Cathy has a verbally abusive boy friend. Liz meets Cathy and is concerned she knows so much about her and Randy and the baby. Zach tells Dana she was right, informing her Dave attempted suicide. Bridget finds out Brenda thinks she's pregnant.
Episode 300
Johnny convinces Pete and Zach to go up north for the weekend. Seymour shows Dana TV nostalgic stuff. Brenda tells Jules she's pregnant. Granny calls Jesse a tramp and fights with her.
Episode 301
23 mins
Lucas thinks David should have chosen Andy's health club to invest in rather than the mini-golf. Naomi wants to break off her relationship with Zach to help Dave. Rudy consoles Brenda when she tells him she's pregnant and might marry Jules. Liz warns Randy about Cathy using him. Randy must stop Liz from over-medicating Ruthie.
Episode 302
Randy advises David to admit he was wrong to David. Dana and Johnny are invited to sing on Mr. Funzo's TV show Silly Schoolhouse. Lucas and Seymour talk about hypothetical situations, competitively. Brenda tells Bridget there is no baby, she's only peri-menopausal.
Episode 303
Randy, Lucas and Johnny talk about Karla Homolka's release. Dana meets Sue and finds out she's getting married. Mag is just a bit too risky for Pete, claiming she's invisible; and, she has Ritu's necklace. Andy meets David because he wants to pick up his stuff. They are civil to each other.
Episode 304
Brenda keeps eating lunch despite all the grossing out efforts of Dana. Randy gets closer to Cathy, with a kiss. Ralph reveals the terrible truth that Christina was tricking in Seymour's home. Johnny dislocates his shoulder, and through the pain, advises Zach to leave Naomi.
Episode 305
Brenda tells Jules she's not pregnant. They decide they don't need to get married now. Ritu confides in Mag that she thinks Pete's still fooling around. Mag teases her that it's her. Lucas and David are chided by Dana for supporting unfair labour practices.
Episode 306
Granny tells Johnny she's hooked up with the guy Jesse was after at the food court (cockfighting story). Liz expresses frustration when talking with Brenda about not being able to work and smashes a pot. David punks Lucas and Pete and eats a haggis, telling them it's a diseased stomach. Zach's grandfather tells him he should go after Naomi if he really loves her.
Episode 307
Brenda gets yelled at by her overworked underling Sasha (and Bridget). Randy tells Cathy to cool it because Lester at work has noticed their relationship...and Ruthie's custody is in jeopardy if Liz gets out of joint. Zach shows David his engagement ring for Naomi, yet David filters everything Zach says through his own mini-golf consumer survey.
Episode 308
Seymour needs to study for his tour job while a stranger blathers on to him and Dana about anything. Lucas's dad wants him to take over the business - because he's dying. Rudy fixes Brenda's necklace; they share a laugh about vacations. David, training for the triathalon, challenges Johnny for saying he could do the same no problem.
Episode 309
Liz tells David she thinks Cathy is using Randy to get ahead in the company. Lucas tries to pick up Cathy until he finds out Randy's seeing her. Francis tells Pete the development is Hamm's investment and nothing can be done to stop it. Zach panics that he's lost his engagement ring, until Johnny says he found it.
Episode 310
Brenda and Johnny are surprised by the true owner of the diary they found. Randy tells Liz to mind her own business when she warns him about Cathy's ambition. Pete and Seymour meet Jeremy the television writer. Zach proposes to Naomi. She says no; she's back with Dave.
Episode 311
23 mins
Cathy talks about duping Randy (for a million dollars) to someone on the phone; and she agrees to babysit Ruth that night. Seymour worries about a bump on his tongue, while Zach tells him forget it. Pete's filmmaker cousin Marta tells David that he used to be a liberal but now he's a fascist.
Episode 312
Dana hears Naomi turned down Zach's proposal. He's trying to get over it by applying for some online Trump U. Courses. Randy thanks Cathy again for babysitting Ruthie Friday night. Cathy compliments his sexual prowess displayed later that night.
Episode 313
23 mins
Seymour is complaining about all the sick tourists on the tour. Chantal plays down the health risks. David joins Harry who reveals that the land for the mini-golf course is contaminated and that the project is dead.
Episode 314
Pete has a problem, and he needs it to go away. Her name is Mag. Jules talks with a bored Brenda as Rudy enters collecting tickets. Brenda is desperate to keep the two men apart, but Rudy joins them anyway.
Episode 315
Andy tries to find out what's bugging David. Does he really want a child? Christina pleads with Seymour to talk with her, so much has changed. Seymour says she has the length of this train ride.
Episode 316
After being the victim of corporate espionage, Randy dives into a bottle of scotch. Lucas and his dad are returning from a chemo session.
Episode 317
Pete struggles to hide the truth from Ritu. David and Andy have quite the proposal for Dana.
Episode 318
The final ride.