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Tosh.0 Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
30 Episodes 2017 - 2017
Episode 1
Nut Shot Zach
Tue, Feb 7, 201721 mins
Liturgical candles mishap, undigested food removed by hand from elephant, Amasian ground gymnastics. Cewebrity interview with fat 'stuntman' Zac and the Tosh dream version of him starring in a ruthless TV show gauntlet run. Street justice biker returns a car-dropped wallet. Vestimentary seasons oversight, abusive mails to CC studio executive Gary. Launching Kitty danger the klutzy 'OO7 girl', cuckolded husband's video of cheater wife car movements, Daniel's record slides on wake-board and bare-chested over masses of highlight markers.
Episode 2
Drone Wife Cheat
Tue, Feb 14, 201721 mins
Bear trap disarmed by fist, suited dog, dangerous drone spying on cheater wife, joining a White House press briefing. Cewebrity profile in Tosh's vineyard of lazy-spoiled Miami rapper Nino Brown who lets girl feed him grapes, both served ineptly by Daniel's daft ma. Crazy's and Tosh's lunatic uses for ketchup, Miami Dolphins cocaine use question.
Episode 3
Blind Film Critic
Tue, Feb 21, 201721 mins
Knock-out Michael Jackson imitator, self-logging road and forest fairy Daniel, motorcycle runaway on ice, chocolate fountain spill and Daniel's dessert date. Video breakdown of flock-knocked over German she-shepherd. Cewebrity profile interview with blind film critic Tommy at Oscar time. Bin squirrel attack, failed high roof pool diver interviewed, masked like gay playmates, blues grass 'I pooped in the grass' and the Tosh Dixie band version.
Episode 4
Spiritual Tasha Mama
Tue, Feb 28, 201721 mins
Claw dancers and Daniel's male counterpart, blind mud slapping. CeWebrity profile of breast feeding imp Tasha Mama on her 'adult' videos. Perils of golf on ice and airhead driver seeking a candle store in Birmingham, Alabama and Tosh's fitting trap gift. Kitty Danger as Miss Universe.
Episode 5
Mark 5
Tue, Mar 7, 201721 mins
Dog scares off Korean delivery man, human bee hive, Inuit throat chant horror, Canadian scum pond duel. Cewebrity profile of MTBV vintage self-glorifying wold be 'best alive' music producer 'Mark 5'. Kitty Danger Ka Boom, daily photo)eating Jason Segal fan 'Dog Shit'.
Episode 6
Blix the Merman
Tue, Mar 14, 201721 mins
Forced farter faints, Chinese bulk drinking and Tosh's multiple toilet urinating record, senior balloons hitting game and the Tosh studio version, motorcycle fall and useless mate plus fake funeral. Video breakdown of Aussie robber climbing painfully trough semi-smashed door. Disastrous car jump, CeWebrity profiles gay black merman for hire Erik 'Blix'. Water balloon double hit, flat earth song and believers plus Daniel's theories. Kitty Danger versus Scarlet Fox, camera caught cheaters.
Episode 7
Forever Leather
Tue, Mar 21, 201721 mins
Baby 'milking' African cow, nude-but-handbags male fashion show, roof to trampoline in trouble, CeWebrity profile of NYC (faux) leather shop salesman Charlie Ceilia's off-topic rants on a Tosh cyber shop show. Band keyboard collapse, Daniel bags on food-trucks and LA restaurants, Kitty Danger caught, Do It For State frat fan mischief dares and Tosh's community alternative.
Episode 8
Buff Correll
Tue, Mar 28, 201721 mins
Speedboat hits pole, zoo baboon feces comeuppance, shooting range back-draft mishap and Tosh team sperm counterpart, yoga girl's shameless menstruation marks. Video breakdown of Daytona Beach drivers fight with pepper-spray. Ladder collapse, shirtless Cewebrity profile of colored karaoke would be- pop sex symbol Buff Correll interviewed by 'matching' Daniel.. Human water filter, 'I hate it when' poverty whiners 'shaming the US' and rich Westerner retorts, steroids cock of the poultry variety.
Episode 9
Jedi Realist
Tue, Apr 4, 201721 mins
Shirtless karate klutz, British slow-motion roof jump looser, 'rock moves' in church versus Tosh family, 'radical' Arab pranksters. Video breakdown of spring-breakers mud fight. Cewbrity interview by R2D2 Danny with full-time 'Jedi philosopher' Ace on his Force superhero honor code and homeless good Samaritan actions. Bullfight human shield, Massachsusettes shit-hole of the week Natick starring verbally abusive 'profane' Cuffy's banter with shared house neighbor. Unlikely animal friends and Tish's claim to be the unlikely original starring inter-species bestiality.
Episode 10
Football-To-The-Face Girl
Tue, Apr 11, 201721 mins
Daniel presents in white briefs under white robe. Cross carrying perils, Thai festival extreme piercing, good neighbors borrowing, fatso pantses himself in fitness gym by gravity, bare butt vaping. Video breakdown of head butt challenge. Web Redemption for Ashley, the female self-knockout Ashley attempting to catch a football with fake FNL draft. Limber neck kid, step back-challenge perils at basketball school with Tosh Beverly Hills version, Kitty Danger final, vomit. Actor Hugh Jackman doing his own sound effects and Tosh acing it all-round.
Episode 11
Ricky Berwick
Tue, Jun 6, 201721 mins
Vomiting wedding witness, skier on scarcely-snowed rock, jackass mustard moisturizing with Tosh version, draining a fountain of horse puss. Video breakdown of Dale's verbal exchange with stoned-stripping neighbor. Street emu, CeWebrity profile of cripple yet limber four-eyes YouTube weirdo Ricky Berwick from Ontario who loves music, fast-food and Spiderman. Sunning soccer mom accidentally hit, Internet toilet cabin reviewer's weird findings, vociferous corn fan, Tosh's fidget spinner class on swing chairs.
Episode 12
Golf Fight
Tue, Jun 13, 201721 mins
Two golfers get into an embarrassing fight, an army of naked women shows how to stage a protest, and Daniel throws himself a gender reveal party.
Episode 13
Arrested for Pranks
Tue, Jun 20, 201721 mins
Lame Gay Pride alternative, limber lunatic 'after chiropractor'. Web Redemption of lawyer Tosh jail-visiting client Ross 'Creations' who piles up pranks like jumping over people including cops or walking over them on his hands, trust-falls, wedgies, kissing passersby and removing traffic signs. Asian slot machine profaner, suspicious popularity of girls on YouTube and Tosh's 'pedo fan' trap, sexy 'composite nude dog' animation, Lonny's 'noise' battle cry challenge and Daniel's barked entry.
Episode 14
Singing Math Teacher
Tue, Jun 27, 201721 mins
Sporting only patriotic underwear for 4 July, Daniels presents, after a cocky boxing dare's painful result, tragic Thai crocodile showman snapped by the head. The web redemption interviews Earl Boyer, the retired math teacher who kept posting sung math tutorials. Next speed-boat bump, beer and other video stunts plus Dan's safe frat drinking alternatives. Finally a saucy veteran-sibling reunion.
Episode 15
On Da River
Tue, Jul 11, 201721 mins
Springbreak party featuring dirty girls, high rope swing from and onto a tree and equally painful anniversary repeat. Butt-hole golf tee and Tosh's pubic tee alternative, drunk student vomiting on frat guest. Video breakdown of dog running in Mexico city traffic. Paintball bombardment shorts-only. Cewebrity profile in Culver City of oil-suited Tosh joining colored weed-stoned fishermen buddies Crappie and Killa Westbred from ''N***** On Da River'' angling and duly worrying about 'Aqua Nazis' on river patrol. Quartet performs joint trampoline black-flip, numerology of ketchup label as example of omnipresent threes allegedly proving the existence of the Trinity. Tosh should have thought of : musical shooting trick videos compilation and Tosh's extreme version.
Episode 16
Larry Enticer
Tue, Jul 18, 201721 mins
A costume-paraded elephant's vindictive kick inspires Tosh's India TV version. Web redemption for Larry the Enticer Bennett, the Canadian snow scooter daredevil jackass. Shithole of the month: Russian construction works fight. Car parked on 'surprised' slugger foot. Naughty Tosh variations on summer challenge quake the pool.
Episode 17
Breatharian
Tue, Jul 25, 201721 mins
Branch gym capers falling apart. Unsporting spitters. Insane motor-biker risk duo. Golf court 'streaker' video breakdown. The dick of the week is voice-drawn on sound recording equipment. Daniel flew in Yogi Zen, the ludicrous guru of 'Breatharianism' to Tosh's air eatery. Hobby horse derby and Dutch butt-slapper show. Creative chemistry, not as sin antidote but experimenting for a perfect racial mix.
Episode 18
Long Leg Girl
Tue, Aug 1, 201721 mins
Daniel opens with cyclists messed up by biker delivery, a stupidly dared raccoon and Chinese noodles lunch break inspiring a Tosh nightmare morning routine. In the video breakdown, Chili's attempt to chivalry as live brook crossing bridge crashing down. Dan's 'cewebrity' profile hits the gym with skyline-legged Holly, also exploring off related fetishes. Furthermore a crash leaving client out of yellow paint, 'carticular' manslaughter by the golf crash challenge and Dan's versions for indoor sports, butt(er)crack(ers). Finally Tosh's ludicrous miss-guesses of fellow Hollywood celebrity photos.
Episode 19
UCF Baseball Player
Tue, Aug 8, 201721 mins
Tosh opens with a diving stunt worthy of suggestion rename the plunged-in water Lake Ben and lifeguard Dan allows dangerous slides. In the web redemption for his sleep-inducing stadium-rendition of Take Me Out To The Ball Game, set-up tone-deaf Florida-born UCF baseball Knights pitcher Drew is interviewed, found a good sport and stars in ToshO's softball game against Ellen Generes's dancers and is 'gratified' in dripping peanut jacks. Furthermore and alumni steroid test, buttock-acupuncture with a terrifying nail, a nasty Taiwanese scooter clash incident. Tosh interviews hopeless animal imitator Patrick, a cock-groping wrestler flipped by his adversary, a call to a singer's baffled public to relax their anus, a wife-beater used as educational therapy called fight-shirt and Dan's staff subjected to alternatives.
Episode 20
Tosh.Oh That's What They're Up to Now Pt. 5
Tue, Aug 15, 201721 mins
Adult male swing sport in Estonia and Tosh's bare butt bumping perpetuum mobile, shirtless kid boys boxing, track training by cash chase, dancing on a grave inspires the Tosh funeral version. Video breakdown of man tied to a post and coated in cinnamon, wrong scare prank victim. Highlights of the summer season and fifth where are they now redemption reunion at the Tosh home with trampoline guy Donnely, JJ Fish, human girl dog. Flexing athlete faints, cocktail shaking and the Tosh 'mocktail addicts anonymous' support group, US tank covered in rubber dicks and male giving birth.
Episode 21
Zakar Twins
Tue, Sep 19, 201721 mins
Amish country joint smoking, deadly redneck drilling and Tosh squad love, thick foot callus scraping and Tosh's bloody extreme, wheelchair peril on the road and video-game inspired by it. Video breakdown of drunk Dutch bystanders encouraging arson on the street as a perpetrator sets himself on fire. Cewbrity profile interviews n ac closet the Iraqi proud-to-be-gay twins Michael and Zach Zakar, who promote waxing, showing sexy underwear. Weird duo fight on shoulders, what's worse the a rapist, studio-public booed Tosh fashion style suggestions.
Episode 22
Chop and Steele
Tue, Sep 26, 201721 mins
Airplane-car crash and Tosh air control, nude dancing tree lover dream, shirtless belt fight, haircut with carpentry tools. Vidoe breakdown of Indian highway robber motorcyclists fall. Cewebrity profile interviews and tests Wisconsin 'fitness gurus' Chop and Steele 'Fox-style'. Shopping cart on the highway, street justice for car, assorted perils of rope swinger falls and crashes and roof jumpers. TV shark audience, YouTube klutzy manual posts.
Episode 23
Tourette's Comedian
Tue, Oct 3, 201721 mins
Crazy breakfasts, multi-store raft and Tosh's ditto inflated bed, golden art-retriever, inline skaters dance duo. Video breakdown of perilous jumping kids, surprisingly safe cable ride between trees. Cewebrity profile interviews as Tosh's radio show guest Tourette-affected and -embracing stuttering comedian Benny Feldman. Playgroud ruckus, marbles race over bizarre courses, Tosh offended by celebrities measurements comparison so he does worse.
Episode 24
Spidergirl
Tue, Oct 10, 201721 mins
First the centrifugal risks for adults on a playground merry-go-round , an Indian nude cult parade, elevator users abuse with the Tosh-version, a far from heroic Brazilian bathroom trapped cat hunt. From London 'cewebrity' unfit roof-topper Imogen 'SpiderGirl' interviewed by Daniel. Finally freestyle genital ode rap parodies "I'ld (do something crazy) for that ...." and novel drone-suspension uses for barber and Tosh's unfortunate illegal Mexican gardener.
Episode 25
Nino Brown
Tue, Oct 17, 201721 mins
Daniel shows he's quicker than a bear, proves ketchup is good on everything and talks to Miami-based rapper and philosopher Nino Brown about women and grapes.
Episode 27
Lactatia
Tue, Oct 31, 201721 mins
A man calmly vomiting a toilet full inspires Daniel to devise a padded barf bench and Tosh install a posing wall for men, for a change, with a phallic bragging focus. Videos about a toilet-liberated snake, a shirtless 'wimps' sword-duel till they draw a single bloody cut, a Chicago black street fight. Daniel transforms to a talk show host to interview Canadian boy drag queen Lactatia (9). A Halloween show 'What's in your body' stars weird extractions from butt-hole, stomach and a leg, seasonally followed by pumpkin abusers.
Episode 28
Mississippi State Fan
Tue, Nov 7, 201721 mins
Videos show teachers are heroes, dangerous motorcycle driving, mass jump from a 'suicide bridge'e, Indian kids traditionally rolled in in manure. Tosh's breakdown of abusive Aussie students dumping a drunk mate boxers-only in snow. Demolition own-goal, CeWebrity profile of chubby Mississippi State fanatical 'family' fan Stingray who gets a statue. Sticky rail slide, catching exploits, cheese-covered 'rack', a video to raise money for a kitten born without butt-hole.
Episode 29
ASMR Thanksgiving
Tue, Nov 14, 201721 mins
Opens with a cocky bullfighter trotted plight, trapped moths, 7/11 robber versus tame staff. Further gassed, traditional Thai 'extreme body piercing' parade, Penn State fans steeling beer by car window crash, Israeli bus driver facing his own face. Daniel interviews a fallen Spiderman web fetish site ASMR's creepy whisperer, takes her to 'conservative father Tosh's' family Thanksgiving and 'answers' his way Vogue's 73 celeb questions. Next too drunk to use an ATM, Tosh's version of the NoNut November challenge.
Episode 30
Best of Season 9
Tue, Nov 21, 201721 mins
A sexy night-club's laser-lighting for go-boy-bottoms in the cage, excessive wedding rituals, a toilet-liberated snake. Daniel critically interviews Poppa Pipes, a butch Internet-posting workout-fanatic who abuses the English language worse then he would wish adversaries in the ring. Also a tape-acrobatic fall, beer can crushing records and virtual assistant Alexa's presidential preferences.
Episode 31
Episode #9.31
Fri, Dec 1, 2017
Season finale featuring fighting Santas bleeding skateboarder anti-sexy snot slut Video breakdown of a roof-killer low bridge. Also CTE football boy, left v. right bad people, losses and disasters. Tosh's beat-boxing web-reflection featuring 2017 highlights, also-literal Black Friday. Interlaced with Daniel's 2017 bloopers. Tosh's Christmas miracle special 'Hallmark style".