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The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
10 Episodes 1993 - 1994
Episode 1
To Salve and Salve Not!/No Pants Today
Sat, Nov 20, 199324 mins
Capitalising on Stimpy's idiocy, a door-to-door salesman makes a nuisance of himself as he continually appears in surprising places to pressure Stimpy to buy his Salve product. Next, Stimpy is worried when he discovers that he has no pants to wear, and embarks on a grand mission through city and country to attain some.
Episode 2
A Yard Too Far/Circus Midgets
Fri, Nov 26, 1993
In a classic Hanna and Barbera tribute, Ren and Stimpy follow their noses to the ultimate free lunch: a dish of hog jowls cooling on a window-sill. Can they reach this treat, or will the resident baboon, napping in the yard, pose a mortal threat? Next, hitch-hiking in the middle of nowhere, the two are picked-up by a disturbing duo of maniacal midgets intent on causing chaos, crime and vaudevillian behavior.
Episode 3
Ren's Pecs/An Abe Divided
Sat, Dec 18, 199323 mins
The first half of this episode sees Ren, after a humiliating experience at the beach, electing to have some pectoral implants. Can Stimpy, his kind donor, keep up with Ren's new lifestyle? Next, the two respond to a job vacancy guarding the Lincoln memorial. Will they succeed, while under the watchful eye of a transvestite Army Officer, in finding a mythical treasure hidden inside the very statue they guard?
Episode 4
Stimpy's Cartoon Show
Sat, Jan 8, 1994
Stimpy draws an animated cartoon to show to his idol, Wilbur Cobb, while Ren serves as a producer on the project.
Episode 5
Jimminy Lummox/Bass Masters
Sat, Feb 19, 199424 mins
Stimpy tries to remedy Ren's nasty behavior by introducing him to his conscience. Ren's conscience is played by the great guitar playing oaf, Jiminy Lummox.
Episode 6
Ren's Retirement
Sat, Apr 2, 199424 mins
Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.
Episode 7
Jerry the Bellybutton Elf/Road Apples
Sat, Apr 9, 199425 mins
Stimpy falls in love with his wonderful belly button and all the fantastic noises it makes. A voice calls him from his belly button and tells him that he can crawl in. Here he meets Jerry the Belly Button Elf, who puts him to work as a domestic servant.
Episode 8
Hard Times for Haggis
Sat, Apr 30, 199423 mins
TV star Haggis MacHaggis (voiced by Alan Young) is kicked out of his mansion and thrown out onto the streets after Ren and Stimpy's cartoon show becomes more popular than his. Just as he plans to end it all, Haggis enlists in the help of two thugs-for-hire who help him sabotage Ren and Stimpy's show.
Episode 9
Eat My Cookies/Ren's Bitter Half
Sat, Jun 4, 199423 mins
Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes. When Ren gets hold of Stimpy's cloning liquid, he splits into 2 Rens.
Episode 10
Lair of the Lummox
Sat, Jul 30, 199421 mins
In this wildlife documentary, Ren and his stupid assistant observe the natural behavior of the rare animal called the Lummox. Actually an obese, ignorant, dim-witted and unhygienic human, these massive land-beasts exhibit playfulness, curiosity, rage and most intriguing of all, courtship. Which of the two competing ignoramuses underpants has what it takes to win over the female of the species?
