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The New Adventures of Old Christine Season 3 Episodes

10 Episodes 2008 - 2008

Episode 1

The Big Bang

Mon, Feb 4, 200830 mins

Christine runs into problems once she decides it's time to have sex with Mr. Harris, and Matthew decides that he doesn't want to become a doctor.

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Episode 2

Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

Mon, Feb 11, 200830 mins

Christine considers having plastic surgery, because she's afraid that she's dating out of her league. Richard accidentally proposes to New Christine in a phone message.

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Episode 3

Popular

Mon, Feb 18, 200830 mins

When Christine meets Mike (or is it Mark? She can't seem to remember most of the time) dropping off his son for the first time at school, she decides to be his mentor, and protect him from the meanie parents. But Mike befriends the other parents, and Christine decides she needs to change her attitude to be accepted into their inner circle.

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Episode 4

Traffic

Mon, Feb 25, 200830 mins

Christine's relationship with Mr. Harris is on the ropes because she is just too busy with her life to make time for him.

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Episode 5

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Mon, Mar 3, 200830 mins

Christine declares that she's over her breakup with Mr. Harris, but she has a relapse at one of Richie's parties. Meanwhile, a therapist tells Matthew that he is having an inappropriate relationship with Chirstine.

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Episode 6

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Mon, Mar 10, 200830 mins

After winning tickets to a classical music series at the Hollywood Bowl, Christine takes her brother and his date and her ex-husband and his girlfriend to a concert. They make her feel that being alone is wrong, so Christine accepts a setup date by new Christine with a man in her office. But new Christine's blindness to age results in old Christine being paired with a much younger man, which she begins to think is maybe OK -- at first.

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Episode 7

House

Mon, Mar 10, 200830 mins

Christine's resolution to stop being upset at the happiness of others is tested when her ex-husband Richard and new Christine buy a house -- the exact house that she dreamed of buying when she and Richard were first married. She seems to be succeeding until she spots an item in the house that brings back the old old Christine in force.

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Episode 8

Burning Down the House

Mon, Mar 17, 200830 mins

When Barb and Christine find an old joint in the gym's lost and found box, they decide to make a night of it. When they go out to Christine's garage (because Richie breathes the air in the house), Barb remarks on all the paraphernalia from failed projects -- including a chicken coop Christine bought to raise her own eggs. Goaded on by this observation, she goes through with the plan to smoke the joint, which promptly self-destroys when lit. When Richard and his colleague Tom stop by, Christine coerces Tom into going to buy some more pot, and he points out that she actually never finished their date either.

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Episode 9

The Happy Couple

Mon, Mar 24, 200830 mins

Barb and Matthew try to hide their sexual encounter from Christine, but Matthew confides in Richard, who tells new Christine, who finally tells old Christine. Christine herself then has erotic dreams about her brother Matthew. She therefore tries to use her position as Matthew's boss and landlord and as Barb's senior partner - to forbid them from seeing each other. Richard convinces her that it is really Barb's and Matthew's business, but by then they decide it was a one time thing anyway. Richard then has an erotic dream himself about Matthew.

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Episode 10

One and a Half Men

Mon, Mar 31, 200830 mins

After a visit to her doctor because of hot flashes, Christine begins to think using a special cream that Barb has might help her handle the uncomfortable feelings. Meanwhile Richie is ready to attend a cotillion to learn etiquette, but a snub by the "meanie moms" throws Christine's hormones even further out of whack and she finally gets physical with them.

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