The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 7 Episodes

Episode 0

Patti Uncensored: Three Dates Gone Wrong

Tue, Apr 22, 2014

Episode 1

Softy Swayze and the Boy in a Bubble

Thu, Dec 5, 201344 mins

Patti is ecstatic to find out her first millionaire this week is actor Don Swayze. Don is Patrick Swayze's brother and well known for playing the "scary dude" on TV, he's a Werewolf on "True Blood" and an Arms Dealer on "The Bridge." Patti's second client is a party entertainer named Randy Lehrman.

Episode 2

The Know-It-All and Bigger Better Berman

Thu, Dec 12, 201344 mins

Kim Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban is a 39 year-old entrepreneur living in New York and Miami, who says he's ready to let Patti set him up. Patti's second millionaire this week is Eric Berman. He's a 41 year-old entrepreneur who's always looking for the bigger better deal.

Episode 3

Courtney and the Peacock

Thu, Dec 19, 201360 mins

Courtney Kerr is a fashion blogger, TV host, and star of Bravo's "Courtney Loves Dallas." She's stuck in her past relationships and needs to move forward to find love. Patti's second client this week is Stefan Dahlqvist, a 39-year-old owner of a successful Norwegian clothing line.

Episode 4

The Running Man and Great Expectations

Thu, Dec 26, 201344 mins

Thirty-seven-year-old Joe Bayen was raised in Paris and has a net worth of $40 million. The entrepreneur and former champion runner wants to settle down and have a family, but he keeps traveling the globe for business. Patti's second millionaire this week is Florida lawyer Frank Cerino. All the women Frank meets can't reach his "great expectations." This week holds a twist, as one millionaire backs out before his mixer, forcing Patti to help out a third client, Teague Eagan, who made his fortune in music and sports.

Episode 5

The Late Bloomer and the Gay Hugh Hefner

Thu, Jan 2, 201444 mins

Rosie Pierri is a 46-year-old Furniture Project Manager whose sister, Kathy Wakile, is on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Patti's second millionaire this week, Andrew Christian, 35, is a famous underwear designer who is looking for his special mate. A double gay episode as Patti and her new assistants look for appropriate gay men and lesbians for their two famous clients!

Episode 6

Mr. Superficial and the Nutjob Magnet

Thu, Jan 9, 201460 mins

Forty seven-year-old Robbie Mione is a successful former optician with many rich clients. Now he's looking to get married but his superficiality and jokes keep him from connecting with women. Patti's second millionaire this week is Dane Dunn, a 37 year old who lives in Orange County. He is an entrepreneur, owns several gyms, and has two kids from a previous marriage.

Episode 7

The Shy Extrovert and the Rescuer

Thu, Jan 16, 201460 mins

Fiona Forbes is a 40-something Toronto TV host, and while she makes her money being an extrovert on TV, she is very shy and keeps to herself when it comes to her personal life. Can Patti get Fiona out of her shell long enough to meet Mr. Right? Patti's second millionaire this week is 57-year-old Jack Roddy, a fire insurance salesman who has been dating a string of young women. Can Patti get him an age-appropriate woman that he will want to settle down with?

Episode 8

Kid in a Candy Store and Groundhog Day

Thu, Jan 23, 201460 mins

Patti's first millionaire is her friend, 41-year-old celebrity chef Stefan Richter. Stefan acts like a kid in a candy store when it comes to women. Can Patti get Stefan to change his ways? Patti's next millionaire is real estate entrepreneur Brian Minter who finds himself dating the same party-girl type over and over. Can Patti get him to connect with a woman who doesn't live the Vegas party scene?

Episode 9

Workaholics

Thu, Jan 30, 201460 mins

Katrina Parker is a singer/songwriter and runner-up on TV's "The Voice," who has always put her love life second. Can Patti convince Katrina that she can have her career and have a relationship? Patti's second millionaire this week is Dr. Theo Kousouli, a chiropractor that can't seem to get his head and heart out of the office. Patti wants to help him separate "Dr. Theo" from "just Theo" so he can find the one.

Episode 10

Mr. President Meets the 'Beverly Hillbilly'

Thu, Feb 6, 201460 mins

It's the week before Valentine's Day and Patti, ecstatic to have a date this year, plans a huge Valentine's Ball for her two young entrepreneur millionaires - Obama look-alike Matt Brooks and Tennessee native Adam Winters. Matt is a serial dater, and Adam Winters wants what's tough to find - a modern "city girl" who respects his "country" values.

Episode 11

The Trust Fund Brat & the Cliffdiver

Thu, Feb 27, 201444 mins

Thirty-three year-old Ian Bernardo is an art dealer and a spoiled trust fund brat who lives in New York City. Ian stands to inherit tens of millions of dollars, but the one thing missing in his life is true love. Ian has come to Patti to find him a man. However, the walls he has put up - and his obnoxious behavior - prove to be a lot to handle, so Patti enlists the help of her friend, TV personality Carson Kressley. Will Patti and Carson be able to get Ian to be his true self so he might actually find a soul mate? Patti's second millionaire this week is former NFL player, Jeff Ogden. Jeff is a 38-year-old entrepreneur who lives in Austin, Texas and owns a gym and a boot camp. Jeff has already been married twice - once for a month, and once for one day! Now he wants Patti's help to find him "the real deal." Patti calls him an "emotional cliffdiver" who needs to think first before jumping into another serious relationship. Can Patti get Jeff to change his approach with women so the third time's a charm?

Episode 12

The Technical Brain and Moonstruck

Thu, Mar 6, 201444 mins

Dr. Chynn is a 47-year-old eye surgeon from Manhattan who holds degrees from Harvard and Columbia, among others. Patti decrees he is so "technical-minded" that he doesn't know how to romance a girl. Can Patti cure Dr. Chynn of his "analysis paralysis" and help him to sweep a girl off her feet? Patti's second millionaire is Daniel Passov, the owner and operator of a national T-shirt company in San Diego. Daniel is tall, handsome, and polite, but has yet to find a soulmate. Patti finds Daniel has been waiting to get "moonstruck" by the perfect woman, whom he hopes will magically fall into his lap. Will Patti be able to make Daniel realize that finding a lasting relationship requires hard work and not just wishful thinking?

Episode 13

The Fixer and the Dick

Thu, Mar 13, 201444 mins

Justin Cooper is a 32-year-old advertising sales executive from Chicago. He's a sharp dresser who runs a tight ship, and he expects his girlfriend to abide by the same standards. If they don't, he tries to "fix" or "improve" them. Can Patti teach Justin to settle down and find a girl to like for who she is? Patti's second millionaire this week is also in advertising. Chad Towersey is a 34-year-old Newport Beach native who loves to surf and loves the ladies even more. He's never had to chase a woman in his life, but that doesn't help him find a real relationship instead of another one-night stand. Patti has her work cut out for her as she tries to shape Chad from scoundrel to angel.

Episode 14

Frat Brat and Numb with Fear

Thu, Mar 20, 201443 mins

Twenty-nine-year-old John Bonavia is a California financial advisor. For the past several years, John has been living a wealthy frat boy's life in Hollywood with his rich buddies. Now that he is turning 30, he wants to settle down and have a family. Can Patti get John to turn off his frat boy antics and act like a grown man long enough to find a future wife? Patti's second millionaire this week is 43-year-old David Epstein. David is a cosmetic dentist who lives in San Francisco. David wants to find a wife, but an underlying fear of what his mother thinks has prevented him from finding a soulmate. Patti has to get David to face his fears and be himself so he can find the love of his life.

Episode 15

Make Time for Love and Betting on Change

Thu, Mar 27, 201443 mins

"Vegas" Dave is a sports bettor unlucky at love. Gerry's hot on the Strip, but ice cold at romance. Is Patti all in for these Vegas millionaires? You bet.

Episode 16

Return of the Tough Teddy Bear and the Shredder

Thu, Apr 3, 201443 mins

Returning client Steve Lobel is a forty-eight-year-old music and entertainment manager who lives in Granada Hills, CA. Steve met with Patti back in 2012, and Patti dealt with softening Steve's tough exterior to show the teddy bear that he really was. His first match didn't work out, but Steve is ready to give love another shot. Can Patti hone Steve's dating skills so that he can woo the woman of his dreams? Patti's second millionaire is thirty-eight-year-old mother of one Rachel Uchitel. Rachel is a former VIP celebrity club hostess who has not had any success in finding love. Rachel lost her fiancé tragically and is ready to find love once again. Patti knows Rachel personally and says her Alpha energy causes her to shred through men looking for her soul mate. Will Patti get Rachel to stop being aggressive long enough to let a guy in her life?

Episode 17

The Narcissist Meets the Inner Geek

Thu, Apr 10, 201444 mins

Thirty-year-old infamous New York socialite Justin Ross Lee owns a line of fancy suit pocket squares called "Pretentious Pockets." Justin, or JRL as he likes to be called, has also become a minor internet celebrity for being a narcissistic troublemaker. So why is he coming to Patti? Justin SAYS he wants to meet his own Kate Upton to join him in his life of travel and adventures. Can Patti get Justin to stop his egotistical antics long enough to start a relationship? Patti's second millionaire is thirty five-year-old Michael Sartain, a former Captain in the Air Force and now owns a PR firm in Las Vegas. Even though Michael comes across as "Captain Vegas" by working PR for night clubs, he's really a just a geek at heart who loves astronomy and reading. Will Patti get Michael to lout out his "inner geek" so he can find his true soul mate?

Episode 18

NeNe's Bridesmaids

Sun, Apr 20, 201444 mins

Patti's good friend Nene Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") enlists Patti's help setting up two of her single bridesmaids. First up is 44-year-old Dawn Robinson, who is tall, beautiful, and intelligent. Men approach her, but according to Nene, Dawn scares them off with her intimidating ways. Patti needs to teach her to back off, be less critical, and soften around the edges. Next is Diana Gowins, a 41-year-old mother of three, and a former nurse who tends to over-nurture her man. She goes out of her way to give him whatever he wants even BEFORE he asks for it! With Nene's help along the way, can Patti break both bridesmaids of their bad habits and help them find love?