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The Joey Bishop Show Season 3 Episodes

Season 3 Episode Guide

31 Episodes 1963 - 1964

Episode 1

The Baby's First Day

Sat, Sep 21, 196330 mins

Everyone is excited that Joey Jr. is coming home but less so when Joey Sr. tries to enforce some extreme rules concerning baby care.

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Episode 2

Joey Plugs the Laundry

Sat, Sep 28, 196330 mins

Joey has a skit on his show that offends his laundry ladies. Joey must make amends or deal with dirty clothes for a long time.

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Episode 3

Joey's Mustache

Sat, Oct 5, 196330 mins

Joey grows a mustache but everybody hates it, begging him to shave it off. But Joey thinks it makes him look like a debonair film star.

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Episode 4

Danny Gives Joey Advice

Sat, Oct 12, 196330 mins

Joey discusses parenting challenges with Danny and they imagine themselves as rebellious younger versions of themselves.

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Episode 5

The Baby Sitter

Sat, Oct 19, 196330 mins

Ellie assures Joey that things will be OK when they decide to hire a baby sitter so they can go out and spend some couple time with dinner and dancing. Mr. Jillson offers to sit so they can go. Loving the baby and taking care of the baby are two different things, Ellie tells him. Since they can't go to the Copacabana, Joey will bring the Copa to them.

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Episode 6

Joey's Lost What-Cha-Ma-Call-It

Sat, Oct 26, 196330 mins

Joey and Ellie receive a call from a hotel saying they left something but must identify it. Problem is neither of them seem to be missing anything and become preoccupied trying to recall the item.

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Episode 7

Two Little Maids Are We

Sat, Nov 2, 196330 mins

Ellie is taking the baby to see her mother and asks Larry to keep Joey company while she is gone. But the guys have too much time on their hands and quickly find themselves in trouble.

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Episode 8

Joey's Surprise for Ellie

Sat, Nov 9, 196330 mins

Joey buys Ellie a black wig and she becomes suspicious of his motive, causing a liitle spat. But a date at a night club reveals where he might have gotten his inspiration.

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Episode 9

Joey Jr.'s TV Debut

Sat, Nov 30, 196330 mins

Joey Jr is making his TV debut with everyone looking forward to being a part of it. But Joey Sr says it's just for family which becomes a problem when Ellie freezes on camera.

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Episode 10

Bobby Rydell Plugs Ellie's Song

Sat, Dec 14, 196330 mins

Joey has Bobby Rydell as a guest on his show and invites him to dinner. A problem arises because Ellie has written a song and sees it as a hit if Bobby is the one who records it.

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Episode 11

The Baby's First Christmas

Sat, Dec 21, 196330 mins

Ellie promises Jillson that he can play Santa Claus for Joey Jr. at Christmas since Jillson plays Santa for all the children in the apartment building. Later, Joey comes home with a Santa suit and declaring he would play Santa for Joey Jr. to the dismay of Jillson.

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Episode 12

Ellie Gives Joey First Aid

Sat, Dec 28, 196330 mins

Joey lets Ellie practice putting bandages on people but a problem occurs when she can't remove the casts on his arms. Larry takes Joey to the hospital but in a misunderstanding he is admitted.

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Episode 13

Jack Carter Helps Joey Propose

Sat, Jan 4, 196430 mins

Joey has old friend Jack Carter on his show which gives them a chance to reminisce about when Joey was first dating Ellie. An unusual dinner together with Jack's wife gives Ellie an idea about showbiz marriage.

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Episode 14

Joey Gets Brainwashed

Sat, Jan 18, 196430 mins

Joey and Vic Damone are on a tour to entertain troops and one morning Joey wakes up speaking Russian. After learning Vic has been to Russia, he believes the two of them are part of an elaborate spy plot.

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Episode 15

Joey's Hideaway Cabin

Sat, Jan 25, 196430 mins

Joey is feeling stress from his job so Ellie rents a rustic cabin so he can relax. But city boy Joey isn't cut out for country life and ends up even more frustrated than before.

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Episode 16

Zsa Zsa Redecorates the Nursery

Sat, Feb 1, 196430 mins

Zsa Zsa volunteers to decorate baby Joey's nursery and his parents gratefully accept. But it's done in a masculine jungle theme which Ellie hates but feels it would be rude to say so.

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Episode 17

Double Play from Foster to Durocher to Joey

Sat, Feb 8, 196430 mins

The Dodgers need a Master of Ceremonies for a banquet and Joey immediately thinks of their number one NY fan, Phil Foster. A problem arises since Phil has not forgiven the team for moving to Los Angeles. Dodger's coach Leo Durocher is asked to win him over but instead tempers flare.

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Episode 18

Joey Insults Jack E. Leonard

Sat, Feb 15, 196430 mins

Famous insult comedian Jack E. Leonard guests on Joey's show and doesn't ridicule him once. Joey is then convinced Jack doesn't like him and is determined to find out why. It could be over a teddy bear misunderstanding.

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Episode 19

Joey the Comedian vs. Larry the Writer

Sat, Feb 22, 196430 mins

Larry wins a writing comedy award for Joey's show the same night Joey loses. Larry becomes insufferable with his bragging leading to a fight between the two friends.

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Episode 20

Joey and Roberta Sherwood Play a Benefit

Sat, Feb 29, 196430 mins

Joey is hosting a charity fundraiser and Roberta Sherwood agrees to perform several musical numbers. Ellie causes delays and laughs when she cannot find an outfit different from the other women guests.

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Episode 21

Joey and Buddy Hackett Have a Luau

Sat, Mar 7, 196430 mins

Joey and his pal Buddy have a history of practical jokes. Their rivalry escalates to the point where Joey is hosting a luau in his apartment and Buddy shows up riding a donkey for some reason.

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Episode 22

Hilda, the Maid, Quits

Sat, Mar 14, 196430 mins

Joey and Ellie misinterpret a phone call of Hilda's they overheard and conclude she is about to quit. They go overboard on making their maid's life perfect so she won't leave.

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Episode 23

Every Dog Should Have a Boy

Sat, Mar 28, 196430 mins

Joey mentions his love of dogs on his TV show and his fans drop off several dozen at his apartment. Between jokes Larry suggests gifting them to children who have their parents's permission.

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Episode 24

Weekend in the Mountains

Sat, Apr 4, 196430 mins

Joey is headed to the Catskills to relax and it starts him reminiscing about working there ten years earlier. Performing with Lou and Al, they endure cranky guests turned hecklers due to the non-stop rain.

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Episode 25

Joey, Jack Jones and the Genie

Sat, Apr 11, 196430 mins

After Joey has Jack Jones on his show and admiring his talent, he precedes to have a fantasy dream that night. In it Ellie is a genie and grants Joey's wish to be a pop singer pursued by fanatical young fans.

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Episode 26

Joey and Shecky Greene

Sat, Apr 18, 196430 mins

Ellie thinks her butcher Herbie is a talented comedian, but Joey is tired of auditioning people she knows. Ellie tricks her husband into going to the market to see how funny Herbie is.

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Episode 27

Andy Williams Visits Joey

Sat, Apr 25, 196430 mins

Andy Williams guests on Joey's show than he and wife Claudine visit Joey's home. Ellie and Claudine are members of the same woman's club and their benefit dinner is coming up. Andy and Joey have no doubt who they expect to entertain.

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Episode 28

Joey and the L.A. Dodgers

30 mins

Joey has as his guests several members of the 1963 World Series Championships LA Dodgers. The teammates show off their various talents, the highlight being Don Drysdale singing "I Left My Heart In San Francisco." Joey, at 5' 8", has a great time kidding 6' 7" Frank Howard.

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Episode 29

Joey Meets Edgar Bergen

Sat, May 9, 196430 mins

Edgar Bergen is a guest on Joey's show and afterwards teaches him some ventriloquism tricks. Joey decides to play a practical joke on everyone at home by making them think a three month old baby can talk.

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Episode 30

Joey and Milton and Baby Make Three

Sat, May 23, 196430 mins

After Milton makes an appearance on Joey's television show he stops by his home. There he becomes obsessed with Joey Jr. and goes overboard buying the baby gifts. Joey must devise a way to stop Milton's generosity.

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Episode 31

Joey and the Andrews Sisters

Sat, May 30, 196430 mins

Joey hopes to join the Andrews Sisters in a number when they make an appearance on his show. Problem is he is not a very good singer and the sisters try to find a way to discourage him without hurting his feelings.

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