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The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show Season 3 Episodes

40 Episodes 1952 - 1953

Episode 1

Wardrobe Woman Wins Free Trip to Hawaii

Thu, Oct 9, 1952

Gracie tries to play cupid for Harry and her wardrobe woman, not realizing that the woman is married already and has two children

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Episode 2

Gracie Giving Party for Atomic Scientist

Thu, Oct 16, 1952

Gracie gives a dinner party for a famous but somewhat eccentric atomic scientist, who never accepts invitations. However, the scientist hears that George was in Las Vegas at the time of the atomic testing and, thinking that George is a fellow scientist, accepts Gracie's invitation.

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Episode 3

George Sneezing/Gracie Thinks He's Insane

Thu, Oct 23, 1952

George has been sneezing for a comedy routine, so Gracie takes a medical exam for him and the doctor concludes she's mentally ill. Meanwhile, a dieting Harry Morton hides food all over the house.

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Episode 4

Gracie Buying Boat for George

Thu, Oct 30, 1952

Harry Morton and Harry Von Zell try to persuade George that he's overworked and needs to buy a boat so he can go sailing on the ocean and relax. Their main reason, however, is that THEY want to go sailing and figure they can trick George into buying the boat. In order to do that, they concoct a scheme to make him think he's going crazy under the "pressures" of work by making him think he's someone named "Charlie Cochran".

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Episode 5

Gracie Having George's Portrait Painted

Thu, Nov 6, 1952

Gracie hires an artist to paint a portrait of George. But the painter is confounded when Gracie explains that she wants to give the portrait to George as a surprise gift.

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Episode 6

Gracie and Blanche Hire Two Gigolos to Take Them Out

Thu, Nov 13, 1952

Blanche and Gracie want to have a night out on the town with their husbands, but the boys aren't having any part of it. Frustrated after the men continually ignore pointed hints, the wives decide to hire a pair of male "escorts" to take them out, thinking that might finally wake up their husbands. Complications ensue.

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Episode 7

Sampter Clayton Ballet/Selling Tickets

Thu, Nov 20, 1952

Gracie's interest in sponsoring the ballet leads to her friends selling tickets and to jobs for two dancers who pose as the family's maid and butler.

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Episode 8

Skating Pearsons Come to Visit

Thu, Nov 27, 1952

A couple from George and Gracie's vaudeville days, "The Skating Pearsons" drop by for a visit. They're worried that their son, Joey, wants to get into show business, and ask George and Gracie to talk the boy out of it.

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Episode 9

Gracie Selling Swamp So Harry Will Buy TV Set

Thu, Dec 4, 1952

To get Harry to buy Blanche a TV, Gracie tries to get him to buy some swampland--but Harry gets the idea that there's oil under the property.

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Episode 10

Silky Thompson/Gracie Writes 'My Life with George Burns'

Thu, Dec 11, 1952

When Gracie writes an article for LOOK magazine, she naively fabricates a story about a George's fighting prowess in which he knocks out infamous gangster Silky Thompson. The affronted Thompson shows up at the Burns home and is immediately bollixed by Gracie who literally and figuratively disarms him. Gracie further clouds the situation by introducing George as Harry and vice-versa.

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Episode 11

Gracie Thinks George Is Going to Commit Suicide

Thu, Dec 18, 1952

Gracie discovers a note in George's pocket, which she misinterprets to be a suicide note.

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Episode 12

Von Zell Dates Married Woman/Jealous Husband

Thu, Dec 25, 1952

Gracie interferes after Harry Von Zell goes out with a married woman and the result is a mistaken-identity lawsuit against Harry Morton.

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Episode 13

Uncle Clyde Comes to Visit/Renting Room

Thu, Jan 1, 1953

George scrambles to rent the spare room before Gracie's uncle arrives for a visit, but everyone's plans incur some hiccups.

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Episode 14

Gracie Thinks Harry Morton Is in Love With Her

Thu, Jan 8, 1953

Harry buys an anniversary present for Blanche and hides it at the Burns' home. However, Gracie finds it and thinks that Harry has fallen in love with her and is trying to win her from George. She sets out to come up with a scheme to "discourage" Harry and show him that he and Gracie are not meant for each other.

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Episode 15

Gracie Trying to Keep Mortons From Moving Away

Thu, Jan 15, 1953

Harry Morton trades his house for one across town. Gracie doesn't want to lose her best friend Blanche, so when the new neighbors move into the Mortons' house, Gracie does everything she can think of to convince them that they wouldn't want to live next door to a household as crazy as the Burns' one.

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Episode 16

Gracie Thinks She's Not Married to George

Thu, Jan 22, 1953

Gracie sees a movie in which an actor playing a judge looks exactly like the judge who originally married she and George. This convinces her that the two aren't legally married. Since their marriage certificate was burned in a fire, George has to devise a way to convince Gracie that they are indeed legally husband and wife.

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Episode 17

Tax Refund

Thu, Jan 29, 1953

Graice invites the mayor of Los Angeles for dinner.

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Episode 18

Cigarette Girl/Georgie Jessel/Teddy Bear

Thu, Feb 5, 1953

A vague gossip column tip and a mysterious teddy bear lead Gracie to believe George is two-timing her with a cigarette girl. Meanwhile Harry Morton's lies about his late-night poker game cause Blanche to question his actual whereabouts.

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Episode 19

Gracie on Train/Murder

Thu, Feb 12, 1953

After a man on a train jokingly tells her that he plans to murder his wife, Gracie's confusing explanations land George and Harry Morton in the slammer.

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Episode 20

Blanche Wants New Car/Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife

Thu, Feb 19, 1953

Gracie tries to find Von Zell a wife and children so he can save money on his income tax.

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Episode 21

Gracie Gives a Swamp Party

Thu, Feb 26, 1953

Gracie has a very "entertaining" way of helping Harry Morton in his real estate business.

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Episode 22

George and Gracie Hear a Burglar/Up All Night

Thu, Mar 5, 1953

When Harry Morton makes noise while coming downstairs to turn of his car's headlights one night, George thinks it's a prowler breaking in and goes to investigate. Then Blanche Morton hears George stumbling around and thinks HE'S a burglar. The police are called and wind up arresting Harry Von Zell!

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Episode 23

Gracie Buying a Ranch for George

Thu, Mar 12, 1953

Gracie gets the idea that George is looking to buy a ranch, so she starts looking for one for sale. George, who actually doesn't want to move to a ranch, gets Harry Von Zell to pretend he's a doctor and tell Gracie that George's "condition" precludes his living on a ranch. However, real-estate agent Harry Morton has a client with a ranch for sale, and gets his partner Casey to pretend he's a doctor and tell Gracie that George actually should move to a ranch.

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Episode 24

Gracie Gets George in the Army

Thu, Mar 19, 1953

Gracie is worried about the fact that George hasn't been sleeping well, so she decides that what he needs is a stint in the Army Reserve. An army doctor who was to give George his entrance physical exam mistakenly examines Harry Morton, who goes along with it because he thinks the doctor is there to examine him for an insurance policy. Before he knows it, Harry finds himself in the army.

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Episode 25

Gracie Reports the Car Stolen

Thu, Mar 26, 1953

Someone whistles in George's dressing room and Gracie, believing the old show-biz superstition that it will mean three days of bad luck, hides George's car so that he can't make a scheduled trip to Palm Springs. George reports the car stolen, but eventually gets it back and sets off on his drive to Palm Springs--where he's arrested by the police because his car is still on the "hot car" list.

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Episode 26

Gracie Pretends to Be a College Boy's Mother

Mon, Mar 30, 1953

Ronnie Gibson, a young man working his way through college, wants to impress his girlfriend, Sandy Cummings, by asking George and Gracie to pose as his parents. Gracie goes along with it but George refuses. Gracie talks Harry Von Zell into playing the role but, unknown to her, Blanche Morton talks her husband Harry into playing George. Unfortunately, both Harrys show up at George and Gracie's house at the same time as Ronnie, Sandy and her parents. Ultimately, everything works out.

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Episode 27

Misunderstanding Over Buying Mountain Cabin

Mon, Apr 6, 195330 mins

Harry Von Zell is planning to buy a mountain cabin, and gives Gracie as a reference. The real estate agent Harry's using calls Gracie, who comes to the conclusion that George is the one buying a cabin. When she mentions this to Harry Morton, who's a real estate agent, he gets upset that George is buying from another agent. Complications ensue.

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Episode 28

Blanche Secretly Buys a Fur Stole

Mon, Apr 13, 195330 mins

There's great confusion as to whether it was Blanche or Gracie who secretly bought a mink stole; and then the whereabouts of the fur come into question, prompting Gracie to involve the police.

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Episode 29

Gracie Takes Spanish Lessons

Mon, Apr 20, 1953

Gracie's attempt to straighten out her Spanish teacher's work visa puts George in jeopardy of being deported to Spain.

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Episode 30

Gracie & Cleaning Woman/Vanderlips

Mon, Apr 27, 1953

Gracie jeopardizes Harry Morton's bank loan and George and Harry Von Zell's well-being when she mistakenly determines Mr. Vanderlip has been having an affair with his cook.

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Episode 31

Von Zell's Girlfriend Between Trains

Mon, May 4, 1953

Harry Von Zell attempts to impress his ex-girlfriend by passing off Gracie as his wife. Meanwhile, Blanche worries that her husband is being bullied by his business partner, and George tries to straighten out Gracie's checking account.

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Episode 32

George Lectures at UCLA

Mon, May 11, 1953

George receives an invitation to speak at a UCLA forum on television, but he loses his nerve after hearing his friends mocking him.

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Episode 33

Gracie and Harry Morton/Missing Persons Bureau

Mon, May 18, 1953

Gracie causes needless headaches for Blanche, the police and an insurance agent when she reports Harry Morton missing.

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Episode 34

Surprise Party for Mortons/Sanitarium Routine

Mon, Jul 6, 1953

Harry Morton's friends plan a surprise party for his birthday, but Gracie mistakenly thinks the party is for George and she accidentally has Harry committed to a sanitarium.

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Episode 35

Perry & Pete/Gracie's Cousins/Sneak Thieves

Mon, Jul 13, 1953

George invites a pair of burglars to stay in their home after Gracie introduces them as her cousins.

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Episode 36

Gracie Doing a Picture Without George

Mon, Jul 20, 1953

Some amusement results when Gracie finds a telegram from 1923. In it, George is asked to do a Broadway show, but without his partner. Gracie does not notice the date on the telegram, and tries to figure out a way to make George feel free to do the show without her.

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Episode 37

Gracie Trying to Get George to Go on Trip East

Mon, Jul 27, 1953

When Gracie learns the Mortons are going on a road trip with another couple, she tries to coax George into going.

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Episode 38

Gracie Sees a Hold-Up/Johnny Velvet

Mon, Aug 3, 1953

Gracie is scheduled to testify about witnessing a bank robbery, which sets off a string of botched kidnappings. Meanwhile, George is elated about crooning some tunes at a party in Ronald Reagan's honor, but no one wants to hear him sing.

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Episode 39

Gracie and George Locked Out of Their House

Mon, Aug 10, 1953

Thanks to Gracie's carelessness, the Burns and Mortons get locked out of their homes in the middle of the night, much to the chagrin of the locksmith's jealous wife.

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Episode 40

Gracie at Department Store

Mon, Aug 17, 1953

Gracie trips and falls, as a result of her high heel getting caught in a hole in the carpet at the department store. The store's management attempts to reach a monetary settlement with Gracie, but are thwarted by confused resistance.

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