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The Geena Davis Show Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2000 - 2001
Episode 1
Pilot
Tue, Oct 10, 2000
Following a brief whirlwind romance, career-woman Teddy gets engaged to widower Max, but the prospect of becoming an instant-parent to a little girl and a horny teenage boy leaves her feeling dazed and confused.
Episode 2
What I Like About You
Tue, Oct 17, 2000
Teddy is forced to choose between a meeting with Hillary Clinton or going the art show at Carter's school. Meanwhile, Judy and Hillary attend a women's workshop but find themselves appalled by the message; and Alan tries to find a charity event for Tom Arnold to endorse.
Episode 3
Piece of Cake
Tue, Oct 24, 2000
Teddie boasts of her abilities to play Wonder Woman, but on a day when her rhythm is thrown off, she shows up at Carter's school bake sale with a sexually suggestive cake.
Episode 4
Jealousy
Tue, Oct 31, 2000
Teddie learns that Max was briefly in a relationship with Abby, the mother of Eliza's best friend, so she goes out of her way to befriend her.
Episode 5
Motherly Advice
Tue, Nov 14, 2000
After Teddie advises Carter on winning over a girl, he comes off looking like a stalker. Also, Teddie and Max attend a premarital counseling class, and Leeza Gibbons is the talk of the town after Hillary outfitted her in a sheer dress.
Episode 6
There's Something About Max
Tue, Nov 21, 2000
Max decides to take lessons so he can dance at his wedding, but he learns he has two left feet. Meanwhile, Hillary encourages Judy to be a bitch to get ahead in business.
Episode 7
Cooties
Tue, Nov 28, 2000
Teddy offers to organize Eliza's school auction, but her deeds are scrutinized by a group of snobby moms who perceive her as pretentious.
Episode 8
The Long Kiss Goodbye
Tue, Dec 5, 2000
When Max's best friend comes to town, he kisses Teddie goodbye--and slips her the tongue. Meanwhile, Judy and Hillary are beside themselves when Teddie makes Gladys a bridesmaid.
Episode 9
By Teddie Cochran
Tue, Dec 12, 2000
When Teddie writes a magazine cover story about her romance, Max comes off looking like a stud. Also, Judy is dumbfounded by Alan's way with celebrities, and Carter plots revenge when his family tapes over his movie.
Episode 10
How the Mom Stole Christmas
Tue, Dec 19, 2000
Teddy's plans for an international Christmas celebration are thwarted by the arrival of her dominating mother, whom Max secretly invited for the holidays.
Episode 11
Momma Bear
Tue, Jan 9, 2001
Teddie becomes overprotective when Carter starts dating an older girl. Meanwhile, Hillary carries on an online affair with a stranger.
Episode 12
Car Wash
Tue, Jan 16, 2001
To win over Eliza, Teddie casts her in a TV commercial, in which Eliza is to exclaim "I'm A-OK!" The problem is, she's really not OK.
Episode 13
Max Hates Hillary
Tue, Jan 23, 2001
After Hillary passes out on the couch, Max remarks that he doesn't like her, so Teddy attempts to manipulate them into liking each other.
Episode 14
There's a New Bride in Town
Tue, Jan 30, 2001
Judy announces that she's broken up with longtime boyfriend Marcus and is marrying Russell, a new client. Also, Carter tries to catch the flu from Eliza and Max.
Episode 15
Photo Finish
Tue, Feb 6, 2001
Teddy's racy photo spread for Esquire magazine is published just as Max's parents make a surprise visit.
Episode 16
Sex, Lies and Videotape
Tue, Feb 13, 2001
After Carter gets grounded for breaking curfew and drinking a beer, he finds an old home movie and realizes Max was a stoner.
Episode 17
Hot Potato
Tue, Feb 20, 2001
Carter becomes popular when he gets a job at Korndog King. Meanwhile, Teddie adopts a psycho cat.
Episode 18
The Prime Directive
Tue, Mar 6, 2001
Carter gets a big head from schmoozing with a pretentious rock star. Also, Hillary dates a young man whom she used to babysit.
Episode 19
Spontaneous Combustion
Tue, Mar 13, 2001
Teddie offers Judy the apartment she isn't using, but she changes her mind when she realizes it provides her and Max with some privacy from the kids.
Episode 20
Girls' Night Out
Tue, Jul 3, 2001
Judy's and Hillary's bachelorette party for Teddie entails an unexpected slumber party at her former best friend's house. Meanwhile, Carter performs a psychological video experiment on Max for his science project.
Episode 21
White Moms Can't Jump
Tue, Jul 10, 2001
A smothering Teddie embarrasses Carter at his basketball game. Also, Eliza showers Teddie with gifts for mother's day, and Alan is put in charge of parking cars at Teddie's wedding.
Episode 22
The Wedding
Tue, Jun 12, 2001
Teddie's dream of a perfect wedding is shattered when she drags everyone to city hall to elope in an effort to appease Eliza, who's desperate to call her mommy.