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12 Episodes 0 - 2015
Episode 1
n this first episode of Season 2, Bill compares Hamilton to a giant iceberg. We meet the new member of The Creeping Bent Orchestra - FRANK VOMIT, who has replace MIKE WILLIAMS as the band's guitarist. First segment is of Hamilton's waterfalls as Ms. Chaos Divine dances in front of them. We come back from a commercial break and FRANK does a magic trick, followed by Bill introducing the new addition to the set - a fully stocked bar (so as to make the show look more "classy"). The next segment is a C.B.S. Safari Expedition to Killman Zoo. Bill, Janna and Xanthie are dressed up with pith helmets and safari attire (with a rifle) as they find Hamilton wildlife. Lions, tigers, etc and Bill makes a man made out of ground beef, hot dogs and a fish head to feed to a Jaguar.
Episode 3
Talk about "Demodex Folliculorums". ALLAN (the alien) in his U.F.O., introduces "Hamilton From Above" - aerial footage of Hamilton's steel factory and the local Hamilton jail. Commercial break consists of no commercials, just Bill and The Bent indulging in a few drinks from the C.B.S. bar. We then go to our reporter, MS. CHAOS DIVINE (dressed in burlesque attire) who does a story on a store called "Weird Stuff" (which is more like a museum of Tesla and old medical machines). Back to the set for The Creeping Bent Orchestra to play for the end credits.
Episode 4
On the set with Cadillac Bill and The Creeping Bent Orchestra, talking about aliens. We then see a video made by Bill of TG & The Swampbusters called "Bayou Preacher". Then back to the set for a magic trick by FRANK VOMIT. Commercial for "Nicola Tesla Bobble Heads". Reporter Bill takes us to see TG & The Swampbusters' CD release show at The Casbah. Included here, is The Hell Bent Rockers and Dave Rave.
Episode 5
The show starts off with Bill and The Bent being represented by finger puppets. Segment reporter, Jodi takes us on a nature tour of Hamilton to see some deer and demonstrates her skills at doing animal sounds. Commercial: one minute of Bill and The Bent making drinks. Reporter Bill then takes us to a reptile store to see lizards, snakes and other stuff - including "The Reptile Man"! Bill puts a 12 foot Burmese Python on his shoulders. Back to the C.B.S. set for talk about the longevity of tortoises. The show is concluded with The Creeping Bent Orchestra playing "The Bus Driver Song"
Episode 6
This episode has an animated, superimposed ALLAN (the alien), sitting in with The Creeping Bent Orchestra. In depth talk with Allan, followed by "Hamilton From Above" (from the C.B.S. drone, filming areal footage of Hamilton Mountain). Commercial is a preview of the rest of the show sped up. Back to the set with discussions about "anal probing". Then reporter Bill takes us to see Ginger St. James' CD release and a report on the new washrooms - also an interview with Ginger. Back to the studio where Allan sings a love song dedicated to The Cadillac Bill Show girls.
Episode 7
Bill shows off a framed photo of Drew Barrymore that is hanging above the C.B.S. bar. In this "international" show, the guest is Damien Reilly from Australia. Talk includes: the show being distributed internationally by Planet Blue Pictures, also a discussions about plans to build the Australian canal. A canal through the Australian desert to link up the Indian Ocean with the Pacific - to help Australia become an international shipping hub (because boats don't have to travel around Australia; they can easily go through it - linking up Jakarta with New Zealand). Also discussion here about marsupials and chipmunks. Commercial break - one minute of Bill and The Bent serving drinks. "Hamilton From Above": C.B.S.' drone filming aerial footage of Bayfront Park. Next is CHERYL TYCE's "Ghost Talk" where we hear from spirits at an old farm house (the site of a murder, suicide). Back to the set to see the show's "studio audience" - consisting of people from Los Angeles, Vancouver and Australia.
Episode 8
27 mins
Bill is by himself on the set (except for Lewis, the cat) talking about Canadian "Rock 'a' Billy" legend Ronnie Hawkins. We then go to Bill the reporter at "The Festival of Friends" in search of Ronnie Hawkins. Bill is unable to get backstage to meet Ronnie but he finds, instead, Gordon Lightfoot's Cadillac! He does, however, manage to chat with Rick Jackett (from the band "Finger Eleven") and also Hynze - Ronnie Hawkin's assistant. Then, footage of Ronnie performing onstage. The segment ends with Bill getting kicked out of the festival by security, while trying to interview Gordon Lightfoot's car. Bill returns to the set and does a phone interview with Ronnie Hawkins. A lot of talk here about the early days of rock and roll as well as America's influence on British music.
Episode 9
27 mins
Bill talks about Facebooks's "Ice-bucket Challenge" and then gets ice water dumped on him. Theme music and intro credits over shots of Main Street. On the C.B.S. set is musician Tim Gibbons, sitting in as The Creeping Bent Orchestra's guitarist. Commercial break consists of an ad for the show with footage of animals. We then go to reporter Bill at Hamilton's "Super Crawl" festival. Various interviews with some of Hamilton's unusual eccentrics, ending with an in depth report on Hamilton's fashion show. Bill mostly talks to the fashion designers about Anna Wintour and then does a running commentary as the models display the latest in Hamilton's fashion couture.
Episode 10
Mon, Feb 2, 202627 mins
Bill introduces the first segment: Jodi's "Hamilton's Outback" nature tour, where she finds some geese and other birds. More of Jodi's animal sounds here - mostly bird calls. Back to the set for some talk about the C.B.S. drone - which has now developed into a "dirigible". We see an animated drone "blimp" to introduce "Hamilton From Above" - areal footage of the newly built football stadium ... ending with the drone getting stuck in a tree. Return to the set for some discussion about the Hindenburg and 30 foot poles. Commercial is a preview of next week's episode which will be Cadillac Bill emceeing a Halloween costume ball. Bill then introduces the next segment which is MS. CHAOS DIVINE reporting on "psychic Hamilton"! Chaos interviews the owner of an occult store called "Ways of Wisdom" about exorcisms and mental illnesses being nothing more than demonic possessions. Then she meets with another psychic and more discussions about exorcisms and animal reiki. Back the to studio with further talk on demonic possession, followed by his Holiness the Reverend Shane Shaft's "Words of Wisdom".
Episode 11
Bill and The Bent welcomes us to the "Halloween Show" and introduces the first segment which is "Ghost Talk". CHERYL TYCE contacts Hamilton spirits at "Hamilton's Scottish Rite, Masonic Temple". Also STEPHANIE LECHNIAK from "Haunted Hamilton" gives us a guided tour of the temple, including some secret areas and the history of the building. Commercial is a black and white, soft drink ad (made by Bill 20 years ago) of a car chasing a guy. Back to the show as Bill introduces the next segment for the Halloween theme. Reporter Bill is back at the Masonic Temple for the "Halloween Ball". The Creeping Bent Orchestra are "the esteemed panel of judges" for this event and have the task of deciding on the best costume. Over four hundred people attend, wearing some of the greatest costumes ever seen on TV!!! Also, a contortionist, a fire performer and an interview with Hitler.
Episode 12
Episode 13
27 mins
Bill and The Bent welcomes us to Dundurn Castle and More Ginger!