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15 Episodes 0 - 2014
Episode 1
28 mins
Shane Shaft introduces this episode, followed by the intro theme to footage of King St. In this first episode of THE CADILLAC BILL SHOW we meet the members of The Creeping Bent Orchestra. 12 year old Kyra is debuted with her original song "Stand Strong" in a video by (Caillac) Bill Boyd-Wilson. We then visit a classic car show where Bill interviews the owners of various Cadillacs. The musical guest at the car show is Ginger St. James, a Hamilton rock 'a' Billy singer. After hearing some of her music, Bill interviews Ginger. Back to the studio with more outrageous banter from Bill and the Creeping Bent Orchestra. The final credits are seen over Kyra singing (and using a cup as percussion) to "You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone". Preview for next week's show by DAN KOLTHOF
Episode 2
28 mins
After some studio banter about Dan's hat we meet Sophie (the Dachshund) that wears clothes. Then followed by a paranormal investigation of Hamilton spirits in "Ghost Talk" with Cheryl Tyce. Hear actual audio of ghosts responding to Cheryl's questions at Dundurn Cemetery. This is not fake; very much real! Next is an interview (on the Hamilton Library's "Bookmobile") with a local eccentric, Hamilton graphic artist called David Collier who talks mostly about the importance of vitamin E and reading outdoors in the nude. The Creeping Bent Orchestra plays "Funky Cold Medina" during the closing credits. At the very end we see some out-takes from the Dave Collier interview.
Episode 3
28 mins
The first report is by Cadillac Bill (wearing a Justin Bieber wig) as he comments on the huge mural of a "train wreck" and asks passers by what they think about it. Then a short film of Frenchie, the Beagle, as she finds a dead squirrel and buries it in a garden (using her nose as a shovel) - all this to the music: The William Tell Overture. Bill then reports from a Classic British Car Show in Oakville while a WW1 air show occurs overhead. Bill puts on a pompous English accent for this as he interviews people about their cars. The conclusion of this episode is The Creeping Bent Orchestra playing the Clash's "White Riot" during the end credits.
Episode 4
28 mins
Bill talks to Mike Holler about his "Marlin", fish shirt. Our reporter, Cadillac Bill, visits a roller derby event and talks with the Hammercity Roller Girls. Included here is a chat with Stefi Spitfire, Graham Rockingham (from the Hamilton Spectator) and Peppermental. Back to the studio for a discussion about the difference between roller skates, roller blades and quads. Bill then talks about taking figure skating lessons when he was young and wearing white skates. Then, off to chat with Tom Wilson and film his band Lee Harvey Osmond as they play "Break Your Body Down". Back to the studio with the Creeping Bent Orchestra as they play "My Sharona" for the credit roll.
Episode 5
28 mins
The Cadillac Bill Show's paranormal investigation with Cheryl Tyce. This "GHOST TALK" segment is at Century Manor, an old turn of the century mental institution. Plenty of good stuff here from Hamilton spirits. Back to the studio as Bill and the Creeping Bent Orchestra discusses creepy insane asylums (including a mental hospital for sex offenders). Talk then progresses to how Bill got his hair do from the Rock 'a' Billy singer Robert Gordon. We then head off to a segment at a local bar called "This Ain't Hollywood" where New York City's Robert Gordon is playing with legendary Canadian punk band Teenage Head. Fascinating and insightful interview with Robert Gordon. Also an interview with Jack Pedler about his experience living in New York City. The show is concluded with the Creeping Bent Orchestra playing "Rock Around The Clock".
Episode 6
28 mins
Bill introduces the new addition to the set - a stuffed Canada goose! We then visit Sophie (the Dachshund) dressed up as a cheer leader. Bill then reports from "The Baycity Music Hall" where the legendary heavy metal band is performing. Interviews with Lips and Robb Reiner from Anvil; edited in, throughout various live footage of multiple Anvil songs and audience talk. Also an interview with Nino Nicolic from Hamilton's classic rock radio station Y108. Back to the studio for discussions about Anvil. Also in depth talk about the studio bubble machine that doesn't seem to be working very well. Final credit roll to Anvil's "Metal on Metal" song.
Episode 7
28 mins
Bill and Shane visit Gage Park. With Bill in his Justin Bieber wig, they play in the park to the music "Eating Out" ... (just an all over, very creepy segment, filmed as a comedic collage). Back to the studio for a discussion about Mike winning a "Zapruda" award for video excellence. Next, Bill visits a local Chiropractor, Dr. Scott Stevenson and presents him with a small human skeleton. We see here, treatment being done on various patients, including two children. Also interviews with two ex-football players for the Hamilton Tiger Cats: Ernie Schramayr and Ben Zambiasi. To end off the medical theme, the Creeping Bent Orchestra concludes the show with the song "Calling Dr. Love" by Kiss.
Episode 8
28 mins
Bill is by himself on the set preparing gifts that he will take to the guys of the Creeping Bent Orchestra. Bill heads off to go Trick or Treating and we see where all the Creeping Bent live. Then Bill heads off to a small town in Jarvis, Ontario, where there is one of the best Halloween exhibits in Canada. The scary "Creepsville", hosted by the creepy "The Doctor of Creepsville" (aka John Chorko). This is definitely some weird stuff here and Bill ends up in the back of a Cadillac Hearse. Back to the studio for discussions about Halloween and England's Guy Forks.
Episode 9
28 mins
The show starts with Bill and The Bent talking about Mike's porcelain swan. We then head off to visit the Royal Canadian Sea Cadets - (young boys and girls in training to be naval cadets). The RCSC marching band plays a couple of musical pieces, followed by interviews with them about their boots - and other stuff! Back to the studio as Bill and The Bent discusses the Second World War. The Creeping Bent Orchestra finish the show with the song "Louie Louie".
Episode 10
In depth talk about the possible existence of dragons with the Creeping Bent Orchestra serving as the "esteemed panel of experts": with Cossack Shaft, Chef Holler and Colonel, General Electric Williams. Bill scientifically, almost proves that dragons actually existed. We see a music video by Cadillac Bill & The Creeping Bent called "Dragons". In this video is the introduction to the Cadillac Bill Show burlesque dancer, Ms. Chaos Divine. Next up, is a U.F.O. and alien expert, Jack Pedler who enlightens us about the Greys, the Lizard People, Planet Nibiru and basically the whole secret of the universe! The discussion includes; religion, running shoe shaped flying saucers, crop circles ... (all accented with "irrefutable" proof, via pictures glued to Bristol boards). Absolutely mind boggling! The whole ordeal is ended with the song "Roswell, NM" by Cadillac Bill & The Creeping Bent, to a collage of crop circles.
Episode 11
28 mins
An animated film (with World War 2 aerial footage) of Wing Commander Bill as he goes on a bombing mission in a Lancaster over Germany. Lots of fun, until he crashes into the Dover Cliffs while returning to Biggin Hill Air Base. Cadillac Bill and The Creeping Bent Orchestra discuss World War 2 and Bill produces the jacket he wore when he was 2 years old. Next up, is Sophie the Dachshund, wearing a white wedding dress. Next, is a short film about the Hamilton Public Library's "Bookmobile" - (filmed by Bill, a few years earlier). This film also includes archival footage of Hamilton in the 1950's. More talk from the Creeping Bent and then they play a musical piece called "Sometimes It Takes Longer To Listen To A Song Than It Takes To Write It"
Episode 12
28 mins
Chaos Divine joins the guys on the set for a chat about burlesque dancing. Cadillac Bill teaches "The Donkey Dance" to Ms. Chaos Divine. Reporter Bill takes us to James Street where we see the James Street Bookseller (a vintage book store, owned by Monique Doepel). Here, Bill plays a 1959 '78rpm record of his mother singing "It Had To Be You". Then off to visit Vitek Wincza at The Hamilton Conservatory for The Arts. Back to the studio for a "staring contest", then, final credits as The Creeping Bent Orchestra plays "Give Me Some Chaos", while Ms. Chaos Divine does a burlesque performance.
Episode 13
28 mins
Intro by His Holiness, The Reverend Shane Shaft. Intro credits over Kings Street. The reporter, Bill takes us back to James Street where we see Lynne Jury at "Let Them Eat Cakes". Bill gets some cupcakes here and takes them to The Dungeon Divas (a store for BDSM and other sexual and erotic devices). Here we meet Steve who enlightens us about the "under world" of S&M. Bill then goes to The James Street Bookseller to give Monique Doepel some cupcakes. Back to the studio as Bill and the Creeping Bent Orchestra discusses "fist shaped dildos". Then, Sophie the Dachshund wearing a blue dress. Followed by a short clip of Cadillac Bill putting a cigarette out on his tongue. Back to the Cadillac Bill Show set for discussions about the bubble machine and why it still doesn't work properly! The band plays during credit roll as a few bubbles manage to adorn the set.
Episode 14
Joining Bill and the Creeping Bent Orchestra is Cheryl Tyce (the Ghost Talk girl). Bill talks about The Garden Club of Hamilton, an organization that his mother is a member of. Discussions include "refuse containers" and "the adopt a bulb program". We then go off to their luncheon meeting and meet Bill's mother, Diana. She does a flower demonstration in front of about 40 elderly ladies. This ends off with Diana having them all sing "We'll Meet Again". Back to the studio for more talk about Bill's mom and The Garden Club of Hamilton. We then go to the second segment which is about Bill's dad, Timothy, talking about his paintings and living in Scotland. Back to the studio for more chat about Tim and Diana and final end credits over 1960's footage of Bill (as a 2 year old) with his parents. The end music is a recording done in the 1950's by his mother, Diana, of "Noah Found Grace in The Eyes of The Lord".
Episode 15
57 mins
Season finale one hour award show. Bill announces that this is the final show and proceeds to hand out awards to all the principle contributors for the previous episodes of season 1.