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30 Episodes 1967 - 1968
Episode 1
Wed, Sep 6, 196730 mins
Jed Clampett has inherited a castle in the English countryside. Jethro insists that everyone, except Granny, wear the royal raiment's of Elizabeth (the First, of course).

Episode 2
Wed, Sep 13, 196730 mins
The Clampetts leave Beverly Hills for England to check out their new castle. They stop first in San Francisco, where Jethro, using all of his learning from his sixth-grade education, points out all of the London landmarks. (He thinks the Golden Gate Bridge is London Bridge.) On the flight over Jethro, the self-appointed Royal Taster, insists on sampling the airline's food before it's served. Once they land in England they drive around London (where everybody is driving on the wrong side of the road, much to Granny's consternation), before splitting up; Jethro to see the Queen, Granny heading to a chemist's shop to replace her medical supplies that had been impounded by Customs. Naturally the chemist doesn't understand what Granny wants and begins to quote Shakespeare's Sonnets, which makes Granny swoon. When Jethro and Elly May return they all head off for their castle.

Episode 3
Wed, Sep 20, 196730 mins
The Clampetts finally make it to their new castle and try to adjust to the English way of castle life, at the least the way Jethro thinks it is, based on his understanding of English myths and legends.

Episode 4
Wed, Sep 27, 196730 mins
Granny wants to leave England until she thinks the feudal system means feuding with the neighboring castle. Once back in America Jethro decides to continue his Robin Hood ways in a local version of Sherwood Forest.

Episode 5
Wed, Oct 4, 196730 mins
Jethro continues his life as Robin Hood in Griffith Park, attracting a large group of hippies who don't realize that Jethro has no idea what he's doing.

Episode 6
Wed, Oct 11, 196730 mins
When Jethro gets his draft notice, Jed decides that he should pay what it costs the Army to train inductees. When Mr. Drysdale hears this, he starts figuring how he can get Jethro out on a Section 8.

Episode 7
Wed, Oct 18, 196730 mins
Jethro reports to the induction center after getting his draft notice, and the Army isn't quite sure what to make of him.

Episode 8
Wed, Oct 25, 196730 mins
Elly May has a new beau--Mr. Universe Dave Draper--but the Clampetts are concerned about his muscles. Doctor Granny is convinced that he's afflicted with barbell bloat and aims to cure him.

Episode 9
Wed, Nov 1, 196730 mins
Since Granny can't plant crops in their yard, Jed thinks that the solution is to buy her a plot of land somewhere else. He figures that a place called Happy Valley is the best spot to buy land, not realizing that it's a cemetery.

Episode 10
Wed, Nov 8, 196730 mins
Granny's old friend, widow Adaline Ashley, comes to Beverly Hills, and Granny plays matchmaker for her and Jed; Mrs. Drysdale and her snooty friends are misled to believe that Adaline is a jet-setting socialite.

Episode 11
Wed, Nov 15, 196730 mins
Jethro thinks he wants to be a naval frogman, but Granny is concerned that her tonic has transformed him. Concerned about finances, Mr. Drysdale has Ms. Jane distract Jethro with comics, causing him to want to fly to the moon.

Episode 12
Wed, Nov 22, 196730 mins
Jethro heads down to the Reserves HQ while wearing an ancestor's Confederate Army uniform. The Sergeant thinks he's an actor there to participate in a Civil War reenactment. Jethro runs home to tell Granny the Civil War is still on.

Episode 13
Wed, Nov 29, 196730 mins
A movie is being made of a Civil War battle. The Clampetts don't know this, and Granny sees it as an opportunity to give the Yankees what's coming to them. The actor playing Ulysses Grant has trouble staying sober and can barely ride his horse, and when he's "wounded" in battle, Granny takes pity on him and takes him home to doctor him. This means liberal doses of her rheumatism medicine, and Grant and Granny discover that they have something in common after all.

Episode 14
Wed, Dec 6, 196730 mins
Col. Blake asks the actor playing Gen. Grant to play along with Granny so that the Civil War movie can continue. Meanwhile, Jethro uses his 6th-grade education to take the written test to enter the Reserves.

Episode 15
Wed, Dec 13, 196730 mins
Jethro believes that his moment for Hollywood stardom has arrived: casting for "Bachelor Sheriff Knows Best" is occurring, and Jethro mistakenly thinks that he has been chosen.

Episode 16
Wed, Dec 20, 196730 mins
Granny and Mrs. Drysdale compete as artists, and Granny tells Jed about her uncle the barn painter; Jed and Jethro go to an upscale gallery to buy a painting but are mistaken for gardeners; Bessie the chimp dabbles with a paintbrush.

Episode 17
Wed, Dec 27, 196730 mins
The romance between Dash and Elly May ends when she tells him that she's only interested in being a country girl and that he would need to give up living in Hollywood and live in a log cabin with her. With Dash now available, Granny decides to pair him up with Ms. Jane.

Episode 18
Wed, Jan 3, 196830 mins
Jed is worried that Granny is working herself to death with housework, and he asks Mr. Drysdale to find a housekeeper to help her. He finds one, based upon Mrs. Drysdale's recommendation, but she really isn't interested in doing any kind of housework, and she's got an attitude.

Episode 19
Wed, Jan 10, 196830 mins
Jethro's latest decision in life is to open a restaurant. Mr. Drysdale is reluctant to let the Clampetts spend a penny more than they have to, so he offers to look for a suitable place to open a restaurant. He finds one, but it's little more than a condemned dump that not even a hungry trucker would stop at. Still, Jethro is thrilled, and before long, they've opened "The Happy Gizzard".

Episode 20
Wed, Jan 17, 196830 mins
Jethro's new diner isn't attracting any customers, so after driving by all the restaurants that have the most customers, Jethro realizes that they all have something in common: they all advertise as topless restaurants. Not surprisingly, the Clampetts don't really understand the concept.

Episode 21
Wed, Jan 24, 196830 mins
Granny wants to leave sunny California because she misses the winter season sending Mr. Drysdale into a panic. The banker enlists Miss Jane in an elaborate scheme to convince the Clampetts that a blizzard has occurred.

Episode 22
Wed, Jan 31, 196830 mins
It's bad enough that Granny gets into a fight with Mrs. Drysdale, but when she watches a wrestling match on TV, that really gets Granny riled up. She gets so upset seeing the "Beast of Boston" beat up Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm that The Beast won't know what's she's in for when Granny decides to help her.

Episode 23
Wed, Feb 7, 196830 mins
The last televised wrestling match was such a success that the promoter wants a rematch. Granny isn't interested until Rebecca's "parents" visit.

Episode 24
Wed, Feb 21, 196830 mins
Granny is worried about Miss Jane's spinsterhood and convinces Jethro to ask her to marry him. Granny assures him that she will decline the proposal, but Hathaway accepts, leading to panic in the Clampett household.

Episode 25
Wed, Feb 21, 196830 mins
Jethro is on to his next big idea and wants to play the violin. Jed asks Miss Jane to find a teacher and she hires Stromboli, a famed classical virtuoso. But the Clampetts want fiddle music so they find someone else.

Episode 26
Wed, Mar 6, 196830 mins
Granny confuses a soap opera with real life and decides that her doctoring can save Dr. Rex Goodbody from a terminal illness.

Episode 27
Wed, Mar 13, 196830 mins
Granny is on the warpath because of the chaos caused by Elly's critters and declares that either they go or she does. Mr. Drysdale is equally irritated by the expense of his wife's poodle. Jed tries to find a solution.

Episode 28
Wed, Mar 20, 196830 mins
Granny and Jethro believe they have psychic abilities, but Granny's predictions stop coming true. With her reputation on the line, she picks a stock for Mr. Drysdale that could cost him a small fortune.

Episode 29
Wed, Mar 27, 196830 mins
Mr. Drysdale wants to film a Super Banker commercial with the old Clampett cabin before they became wealthy. The shack's return has his wife unhappy and an accident has Granny preparing a head transplant for Mr. Drysdale.

Episode 30
Wed, Apr 3, 196830 mins
Cousin Roy from back home comes to visit--and to open up a distribution point for Mother Myrtle's Tonic, but Granny isn't keen on any competition for her own tonic.
