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That '70s Show Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 1999 - 2000
Episode 1
Garage Sale
Tue, Sep 28, 199922 mins
The Formans have a garage sale to earn some extra cash. Hyde doesn't have anything to sell, so he bakes "special brownies" to sell; Kitty, Red, Bob and Midge eat some of the brownies unsuspectingly. Fez kisses Jackie who tells Donna it's the best kiss she's ever had. (#26)
Episode 2
Red's Last Day
Tue, Oct 5, 199922 mins
Michael is delighted his uncle gave him a van for free, even though it's a stinking rust-bucket, the basement boys see cruising (both senses) possibilities. The spoiled girls look down on it at first, except temptress Laurie, who tests Kelso's loyalty to Jackie till they 'christen' the date-mobile, Hyde notices it shaking as they groan from the outside and makes sure Eric learns the 'disgusting' news, and is big brotherly gullible enough to believe the slut didn't abuse their naive mate. On their last day at the plant, without any goodbye treat, Red joins his colleagues to a bar, and gets so drunk the boys must get him there- and get drunk themselves...
Episode 3
The Velvet Rope
Tue, Oct 12, 199922 mins
Red has a job interview. Donna is unhappy with her parents and wants to have an evening of fun. Eric, along with Hyde and Fez, takes her to a very hot new club. However, the bouncer only lets Donna in. Jackie convinces Kelso that it's no shame for a guy to wear make-up because Bowie does it as well and dolls him up.
Episode 4
Laurie and the Professor
Tue, Oct 19, 199922 mins
After Laurie eagerly points out at the family breakfast table that Eric has a hickey, Fez wants one too, from anyone. Hyde is sick of bunking and decides to move out of Eric's room, but to which other room? In another feminist flare, Midge takes Donna for a ride, bagging on Bob and shopping; at their return, pa insists to retaliate. Kelso decides to steal lingerie from Kitty's hamper to commemorate his humping with Laurie, who gets a surprising visit from her former University of Wisconsin psychology professor Stark, who inexplicably offers to help the lazy cow get back into college- till Eric sees them kissing, but waits too long to rat on her as Hyde advices: Stark has already confessed, and snake Laurie gives it a nasty turn...
Episode 5
Halloween
Tue, Oct 26, 199922 mins
It's Halloween and the gang decides to go to their old, abandoned, burnt down grammar school to have a scary Halloween. It soon turns out telling scary stories isn't scary enough any more, but finding their permanent records does send shivers down their spines. Meanwhile, Red and Kitty are thinking back about their first Halloween together.
Episode 6
Vanstock
Tue, Nov 2, 199922 mins
The gang goes to Vanstock, a mini-Woodstock for vans like Kelso's. Michael has a hard time two-timing Jackie with Laurie, especially because Hyde tries everything to get him caught, until he literally ends up out in the cold. After Donna shuns Eric for not telling her he knew about Michael's infidelity, Hyde points out that even he doesn't rat on a mate. Meanwhile, frustrated unemployed Red gets intrigued by Midge's soap but remains his cranky self at Kitty's annual hospital dinner.
Episode 7
I Love Cake
Tue, Nov 9, 199922 mins
Bob has a terrible fight with Midge who kicks him out, so he gets Red to take him in, but his stray is not to Kitty's liking, and it's for Red to fix... Kelso has a new Brandon-look thanks to Jackie's help, but the basement idiots make fun of him as 'Fonzie' (actualy no less cool), he tries to bribe their respect with pizza and lollipops; a sneer from Laurie makes him dump the leather jacket, only then... Eric replied 'I love cake' when Donna said it as consolation for not taking his virginity 'to spite her parents'...
Episode 8
Sleepover
Tue, Nov 16, 199922 mins
When Donna sneaks into Eric's room by the window and finally spends the night in his bed, his horniest dream seems to come true, even though they noticed Hyde knows, but not all the way, still leaving him a desperate virgin by basement boy standards. She returns the next night, but... When a colleague of Kitty gets sick, she eagerly takes an extra nurse shift as money is tight, leaving Red to cook- none of the boys is suicidal enough to eat his cinders. Hyde takes a job at the local Photohut-shop owned by loony hippie Leo, who poses no demands and can't remember a thing, even pays spontaneous rent and tries to kick Leo into doing some work.
Episode 9
Eric Gets Suspended
Tue, Nov 30, 199922 mins
Donna has an F in English and has taken up smoking because of the problems with her parents. Eric gets caught holding one of her cigarettes at the school yard and gets suspended. Red, not listening to him when he says he doesn't smoke, punishes Eric. Hyde and Fez are on a double date with two good looking girls and Jackie and Kelso are fighting over the number of stuffed animals Jackie can have in Kelso's van.
Episode 10
Red's Birthday
Tue, Dec 7, 199922 mins
Red's birthday starts with a collapsing bedroom ceiling, then practical presents, but the worst is still to come: dinner with the Pinciottis, who bring separate dates as they are constantly fighting, by notice-board, in language unfit for Donna while Hyde 'would appreciate it'; yet they decide to have sex in the car, which makes Kitty hornily jealous. Eric stresses like a drama queen because Donna talks to Hyde, not him, about her family problems. Fez shows Kelso how to make up the feudal age courting way, then uses the helmet the basement boys made Kelso wear 'for being so dumb'.
Episode 11
Laurie Moves Out
Tue, Dec 14, 199922 mins
When Laurie moves from home to a flat with a room-mate, Red not only 'forgets' Eric for her room, which goes to Hyde, even asks when he (finally) leaves home. As if it wasn't bad enough she tells Kelso he won't get to cheat on Jackie with her at that flat, he was only good 'when there's nothing on TV', she manages to have Jackie witness her returning his green T-shirt from her room; Donna is no help giving the fake reassurance the fake, bossy 'girl-friend' craves, Hyde enjoys toying with helplessly non-manipulative Michael's torment. Eric's moment comes next morning, when Red drags him along to check if his favorite's place is fireproof: she's in bathrobe with hunky Mike, who opens the door in his underwear. Kitty still invites Laurie for dinner...
Episode 12
Eric's Stash
Tue, Jan 11, 200022 mins
Eric wants to buy Donna a gift for their first kiss anniversary and discovers somebody has stolen his money. After talking to Laurie - who reminds him Hyde tried to steal Donna from him last year - Eric thinks Hyde stole his money. In the same conversation, Laurie tells Eric something rather disturbing about his past. Meanwhile, Jackie wants to enter a beauty contest with the help of Kelso and Fez.
Episode 13
Hunting
Tue, Jan 18, 200022 mins
Red, Bob and the guys go out hunting. Fez uses a stick and a whistle while Red and Eric are waiting for a deer to show up so they can shoot it. Kelso isn't good with guns and isn't allowed to handle one. Hyde just hangs out. Meanwhile, the women are at home. Because Donna doesn't want to cook or bake something and they have nothing to talk about, they end up playing cards and eventually even Laurie plays along.
Episode 14
Red's New Job
Tue, Feb 1, 200022 mins
Bob is livid and worried sick to read Price Mart is opening a branch in Point Place, but Red cares only for the next paragraph: they're hiring. However his candidature for supervisor is very uncertain, director Ted offers an instant job as cashier- should he accept? Eric wants to help, taking a hamburger job, but Red is against, feeling diminished in his breadwinner pride, Kitty tries to sooth both. Kelso finds dating both Jackie and Laurie disappointing: he mainly gets double nagging and expectations, little physical fun. Then Price Mart calls about both Forman postulations...
Episode 15
Burning Down the House
Mon, Feb 7, 200022 mins
Michael ignores Jackie's mean refusal to invite Fez and Hyde to the fancy party she hosts in her posh parents' home, even adding dubious acquaintances, including scamp Timmy, who starts by stripping off his pants. Unaccustomed to the mundane, Eric overdoes it when Donna suggests he should relax and enjoy himself. Jackie goes to sulk in her room, demanding Kelso 'fixes it', but things get even further out of hand. Meanwhile Red has accidentally discovered Bob wears a hair-rug and tells Kitty, so that becomes the elephant in Red's living room on the couple's scrabble night.
Episode 16
The First Time
Mon, Feb 14, 200022 mins
Donna is happy when her parents announce they'll renew their wedding vows, although the whole ceremony is to be in loud Packers team colors, then disappointed their text suggestions aren't even vows, but ends up believing Eric: their love is true, it's up to her to phrase it appropriately; afterward it inspires here to take the next step with Eric... While Red grudgingly accepts to be best man, Kitty is so disappointed Midge didn't ask her as one of the three bridesmaids - she never was one- that when Leo, whom Hyde subcontracted as photographer, hits the sack with bridesmaid Holly, Kitty grabs her chance, and the green-gold dress. After the fire Kelso gets bitched at by both his lovers, but ends up proving his romantic value to Jackie.
Episode 17
After Glow
Mon, Feb 21, 200022 mins
Eric and Donna had sex for the first time. Eric feels very happy about this but for Donna things didn't exactly go as she thought they'd go. She tells Jackie about it who tells Kelso about it. Kelso misunderstands and tells Eric, Hyde and Fez Eric's lame in the sack. Eric is humiliated and in an argument with Donna he suggests they should stop having sex. Meanwhile Red has had his first paycheck in months and with Kitty he decides to buy something for the two of them. He comes home with a motorcycle.
Episode 18
Kitty and Eric's Night Out
Mon, Feb 28, 200022 mins
Kelso and Hyde are amazed to see a steamy car contains a couple making out: Fez and Steven's ex Patty. Neither admits it, but Jackie is jealous too, as Fez used to court her in vain and now pays her no attention, so she takes it out on Michael for not writing her poems like Fez does for Patty. Kitty wants to spend time with her baby boy, so Red, who realizes at that age no boy wants to be seen with his parents, tells her 'we pay his bills, we own him' and forces him, enthusiastically encouraged by eternal liar Hyde, to join her at a pizzeria, where crazy kid Timmy cries out aloud 'Eric is on a date with his mama', and a Woodie Allen Movie, torture because most scenes contain sex or drugs.
Episode 19
Parents Find Out
Tue, Mar 7, 200022 mins
A cop finds Eric and Donna having sex in the Vista Cruiser, and brings them home, where Eric just lies low while Red gives him heaps. Kitty stays in bed, grumpy with nightmares about her 'defiled baby', while Donna doesn't know how to tell her parents, which Red demands. Meanwhile Kelso has a CB radio in his van; he, Hyde and Fez take as aliases the names of "Mod Squad" characters, and although Fez winds up with the name "Julie", his foreign accent gets them the chance to meet three foxy CB-girls.
Episode 20
Kiss of Death
Mon, Mar 20, 200022 mins
Kelso's heart is now for Jackie alone, but Laurie still insists he must keep dating her in secret. When she realizes he's serious this time, she manages to make him kiss her 'one last time' just when Jackie can see them. Fez is unsympathetic because he's still jealous, Hyde just because it's his evil nature. Eric has other worries: while parking the car after their date he accidentally killed Donna's beloved old cat Mr. Bonkers, and by the time Red who always hated the animal and taunts him together with Laurie, and Kitty who advises to take a gift, convince him in the morning to confess, he has already lied about it, thus leaving her worry all night, now even the cute kitten he brought her isn't accepted as peace-offering. Fez can't start hunting Jackie because he gets appendicitis, the anesthetic gives him erotic visions.
Episode 21
Kelso's Serenade
Mon, Mar 27, 200022 mins
Kelso wants to win Jackie back by writing her a song, while Jackie turns to the unlikeliest person for comfort. Meanwhile, Red, Kitty and Laurie visit bitter Aunt Pearl (Connie Sawyer) in a retirement home, and Eric and Donna get into communication problems.
Episode 22
Jackie Moves On
Mon, Apr 3, 200022 mins
Dumped Kelso's only relieve is to hear Jackie is miserable too, but Fez is determined to seize the opportunity to ask her out; she accepts dining at an expensive French restaurant without even asking first who with, then stuffs herself full with both plates and keeps nagging about Michael, but even after that shameless abuse the puppy is happy to be openly kept on a string, Kelso to hear his 'rival' gets nowhere. Eric believes to overhear Laurie telling Hyde an embarrassing secret about him which nobody will specify, so he carelessly 'admits as insignificant' to the basement mates that he was known in summer-camp as Doctor Pipi -a confidence she actually kept- and starts a ratting duel with Laurie, who also takes a more practical revenge... Red asks Kitty out to the French restaurant, but tells her to wear his late mother's necklace, which she pawned when the family was out of groceries budget...
Episode 23
Holy Crap!
Mon, May 1, 200022 mins
Kitty can't go to church because of an extra hospital shift, but orders her kids to go, alone. Eric would, but Laurie's bad example is irresistible; alas, Bob reports their absence. Kitty now says they're old enough to make the right choice on their own, and expects them to go next Sunday, but neither seriously considers that. As if sitting alone in the pew weren't bad enough for Kitty, Bob nags about horny Eric needing prayer most and as ever spaced-out Leo asks to sit next to her. Back home Kitty blames Red's bad example and plays her last trump card: youth minister Dave, who tries to appeal to the kids in their own terms... Hyde points out to Kelso losing Jackie means he can again do everything he likes and she forbade, i.e. anything; Michael focuses first on growing a beard, which foreigner Fez is naturally better at, but Jackie still finds Kelso's sexiest...
Episode 24
Red Fired Up
Mon, May 8, 200022 mins
Eric does well working at Price Mart, even gets sincere praise from Red, who actually sets him as example for a former plant colleague, eternal malingerer Earl, who becomes the primary butt of their jokes, but ends up going too far... Kelso realizes Jackie is too short to be worth missing, there are many girls still to see naked, but makes a bad start: Laurie, who gets a lecture from Kitty, Michael simultaneously a simplified version from Hyde, against their mismatched affair. The boys' basement becomes a bit of a battleground...
Episode 25
Cat Fight Club
Mon, May 15, 200022 mins
Jackie tries to win a 'burn' duel with Laurie, but Hyde convinces her it's better to 'be Zen.' Despite everybody's warnings, Michael accepts Laurie's invitation for dinner, which Kitty actually forbade her to extend. Although lover-boy sweetly brought gifts, inhospitable host Red scares Kelso out of the door in seconds; later the Korean vet locks the intimidated boy in the garage for operation "Scare the pants off daughter's new lover." When Laurie returns to the basement, Jackie's Zen for beginners soon gives way to a cat-fight. As Hyde puts it, "Where the Zen ends, the ass-kicking begins."
Episode 26
Moon Over Point Place
Mon, May 22, 200022 mins
The Vikings yearbook contains a surprising picture: Donna smiling with her 'lower cheeks'. Just when Eric was resigning to it going generally unnoticed, Timmy happily makes it as public in the diner as he drops trou at parties. Red was happy Bob canceled the couples' cards night, frustrated by Eric's carnal communion with Donna, but Kitty insists to bring them together to talk it trough; just then Eric decides to follow the mooner's example. Hyde made clear not to reciprocate Jackie's sudden crush for him, but still takes the blame for the weed she bought to impress him, which lands him in jail...
