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Ted Season 1 Episodes

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In Ted, the series, it's 1993 and Ted's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett (Burkholder), who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted might not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, Ted's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.

Season 1 Episode Guide

Season 1

7 Episodes 2024 - 2024

Episode 1

Just Say Yes

Thu, Jan 11, 202450 mins

When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

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Episode 2

My Two Dads

Thu, Jan 11, 202439 mins

Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.

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Episode 3

Ejectile Dysfunction

Thu, Jan 11, 202437 mins

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.

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Episode 4

Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

Thu, Jan 11, 202437 mins

Ted's Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.

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Episode 5

Desperately Seeking Susan

Thu, Jan 11, 202433 mins

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.

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Episode 6

Loud Night

Thu, Jan 11, 202443 mins

Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.

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Episode 7

He's Gotta Have It

Thu, Jan 11, 202442 mins

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity.

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