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Swift and Shift Couriers Season 2 Episodes

Season 2 Episode Guide

10 Episodes 2011 - 2011

Episode 1

The Indians

The gang returns to Hashfield Depot with manager Keith Warne facing more cutbacks due to the global financial meltdown. On orders from Head Office, Keith has everyone in the depot re-interviewing for their jobs. What he doesn't know is that the interviewer that Amanda has sent is colluding with her to introduce outsourced labour from India.

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Episode 2

Big Box

Jim has fallen asleep at his desk, again, and no one can seem to wake him up. So to teach Jim and the Indian drivers a lesson, the Hashfield boys decide to box him up and book the Indians to deliver him to head office. Mario is having problems getting his mobile phone fixed from the Indian run phone shop. Damien is adjusting to his new role as Operations Manager and life in India.

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Episode 3

Valentine's Day

It is Valentine's Day and like every year it is extremely busy with people wanting their flowers and gifts delivered on time. Keith asks Anthony to buy his wife a Valentines gift - a new perfume called 'Pussycat'. Anthony misunderstands and comes back with a real cat. And Melissa, not wanting to be alone on Valentine's Day, agrees to go on a date with Mario.

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Episode 4

Police

The Couriers are ordered to attend driver training. Kev and George begin their forklift training and the twins decide to get their motorbike licenses. Keith and Alex plot to prank Murray for taking a day off to watch the cricket, however, things don't go exactly as they have planned.

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Episode 5

Medical

Swift and Shift have taken on a medical delivery contract with the government, which sees Mario and Abdul teaming up on some highly contagious deliveries. They battle with seagulls, a breakdown, a snake in the desert, climb a volcano, and have a bad case of ball rash. Mario goes to Keith to complain. Keith tells him to see Murray, Murray is on a flexy day and passes him to Renzo, who in turn passes him to Safety Officer Doreen, who passes it all back to Keith. On the verge of being fired Mario applies for a job delivering pizzas with Fat Pizza's Bobo (Johnny Boxer).

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Episode 6

Birthday

It's Keith's Birthday and the boys have organised a stripper for him. Due to many complaints head office have a harassment counsellor coming in to interview some of the staff - at the same time. George takes his medication with Keith's special stash of Scotch and strips down to his undies and dashes around the office just as Amanda arrives for some instant dismissals.

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Episode 7

Unlicenced

Another day at the Hashfield depot has Keith arriving to Kev the Kiwi doing burnouts on the forklift, George with a toilet seat around his neck, Murray with an urgent complaint about the charity chocolate box and a hungover dwarf who is throwing up everywhere. Murray launches a police-style investigation into who is not paying for their coffee and chocolates only to discover Keith to be the culprit. Amanda threatens to fire any of Keith's couriers with less than two points on their licence. When the RTA list comes through, Amanda's name is on it and she has to scramble to get out of this one. David the dwarf gets locked in the toilets and knocks himself out only to be discovered by Anthony who manages to lock himself in the cubicle with him.

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Episode 8

Snow

It's the social club ski trip at Swift and Shift and the winners are Mario, Melissa, Elle, Kev the Kiwi, Alex, David and Jackie. Mario has been taking steroids that Alex sold him and is enraged the whole trip. David gets left on the side of the road while Jackie gets lost on the mountain, the others get drunk and Mario gets back with Melissa.

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Episode 9

Wedding: Part One

Keith's 12 months to improve the depot are nearly up and he is short staffed with Mario and his pregnant fiance, Melissa, in Las Vegas getting married, and Oliver quitting so he can have time off to marry Fernando the Florist. Amanda's Indian depot is saving so much money that they are extending the overseas workers contracts. By day's end Keith is forced to announce that everyone must attend Oliver's wedding and that he has been given two weeks' notice.

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Episode 10

Wedding: Part Two

While the staff are being forced to attend Oliver's wedding, Keith sneaks into the Swift and Shift board meeting in a last-ditch attempt to save the Hashfield depot. Keith finds out that the overseas depot is running an identity theft scam, using employee files. Mario and Melissa dress to the nines for their Las Vegas wedding, but take a less-glamourous mode of transport to the chapel - walking. Fraud, mismanagement and an entire depot getting pissed at a gay wedding - bloody outrageous.

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