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Small Town Security Season 3 Episodes

Season 3 Episode Guide

8 Episodes 2014 - 2014

Episode 1

Someone's Got the Meatball

Tue, May 6, 201421 mins

Dennis creates a new training tape for JJK. Joan decides to capitalize on the Speecy Spicy Meatball. Irwin shows off his storage room..

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Episode 2

The Dragon Takes Flight

Tue, May 13, 201422 mins

After having his breasts removed, Dennis is ready to begin dating and enlists the help of his friend Sherry Dee Allen, who paints a mural on his wall to give his living quarters a woman's touch. Sherri and Dennis also go on a practice date, where she steers him away from topics like roughage and a "loose" relationship, and he reiterates he's still in love with Joan. Separately, Brian and Christa help Dennis set up an online dating profile so he can meet women, but before an online date, he rushes to make Joan lunch, get her a Popsicle and start her foot bath. He and his date play putt-putt golf, where they run into a screaming Irwin (who has already abandoned regular golf, fishing, solitaire and kite-flying as hobbies that can help him relax). Things go well, and Dennis and his date make plans to see each other again.

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Episode 3

Lambchop's Last Bite

Tue, May 20, 201422 mins

JJK gets a muddy gig while Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.

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Episode 4

Heady Times Part 1

Tue, May 27, 201422 mins

JJK loses a big client and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

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Episode 5

Heady Times Part 2

Tue, Jun 3, 201422 mins

Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.

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Episode 6

Watch Dogs

Tue, Jun 10, 201422 mins

Dennis hosts iconic McGruff the Crime Dog. Joan begins radiation with no desire to relax. When JJK cuts Christa's hours, she takes on some odd jobs.

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Episode 7

The Belly of the Beast

Tue, Jun 17, 201422 mins

Dennis leads guards on a training mission overnight in a cave. Brian coaches Joan through rapid detox from bad diet habits as her recovery continues.

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Episode 8

Hail to the Chief

Tue, Jun 24, 201422 mins

Irwin de-stresses while Joan convalesces in L.A. Dennis reveals his biggest shocker yet about Joan. The gang celebrates JJK's 30th Anniversary.

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