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Sirens Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2015 - 2015
Episode 1
Superdick
Tue, Jan 27, 201521 mins
When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new territory. Meanwhile, Brian tries to understand the terms of his platonic love affair with Voodoo, Billy starts dating Theresa's sister, and Hank has to wonder if he's looking for love in the right places.
Episode 2
Johnny Nightingale
Tue, Jan 27, 201522 mins
Having rescued grateful businessman Josh(ua) Miller, 'white knight' Johnny greatly enjoys his generous gratitude gifts, but as warned by mates he also invites when hosting a 'return dinner', develops a 'Nightingale syndrome', getting inappropriately obsessed and jealous. Feeling guilty over white lies in an attempt to spare rescued teen airhead Sophie insecurity over her temporary facial lesions and hearing her prom date dumped her, Brian volunteers to take his place and stars in her high-school beyond their wildest dreams.
Episode 3
Briandipity
Tue, Feb 3, 201521 mins
The guys explore ideas of fate and serendipity after several random but fortuitous events, and Johnny gets bent out of shape when he discovers that Theresa doesn't think it was "destiny" that they met.
Episode 4
Transcendual
Tue, Feb 3, 201522 mins
Having come to the rescue of studly challenge-driven gym rat Lance, whom Brian gently advises to stop asking too much from his mighty body, he, Johnny and hank are rewarded with free passes to the exclusive health club. When Brian passes his over to Theresa, the remaining boys' fun watching and rating girls is spoiled, next all three realize they simply aren't sexy enough among that painstakingly sculpted crowd to score as easily as on the street, hence return. Brian meanwhile believes his platonic affair with Voodoo enabled to 'transcend sexual lust', but she's wickedly determined to prove the contrary, even when he clearly resists any temptation when dragged to a strip club.
Episode 5
All the Single Ladies
Tue, Feb 10, 201521 mins
On Brian's first night shift, the guys run into some trouble while sorting out a dramatic slumber party.
Episode 6
Screw the One Percent
Tue, Feb 24, 201521 mins
Johnny has to deal with his prejudice against "rich white guys" when Hank starts dating Johnny's wealthy landlord. Meanwhile, Billy helps Brian work through his heartbreak after Voodoo starts seeing a guy she met on an asexual message board.
Episode 7
Let Pythons Be Pythons
Tue, Mar 3, 201522 mins
The guys confront chaos when a car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger. Meanwhile, Billy deals with a different sort of chaos when he accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.
Episode 8
Hypocritical Oath
Tue, Mar 10, 201521 mins
After they save a local mobster (the Soprano's Steve Schirripa), Brian tries to get the guys to makes some changes in the rig, Hank considers the worst person he's ever helped, and Billy goes looking for his old neighborhood pony.
Episode 9
Charbroiled
Tue, Mar 17, 201521 mins
Johhny and Teresa, who wonders why Billy is the only one who managed to bond with her father, host a 'family barbecue', eager to flaunt his cooking skills and new gas grill. Despite advance warnings and promises, their fathers bicker constantly over everything, from sports to the very grilling methods. Frank is consulted as 'gaydar expert' by a concerned mother who hopes her teen Carter isn't gay or finally comes out of the closet, but the straight rascal explains why his situation is too good to change. Brian presents his girl Voodoo, but a sneakily spiked punch renders her reckless.
Episode 10
Balls
Tue, Mar 24, 201521 mins
Things get mixed up when Johnny, Theresa, Billy, and Maeve start playing tennis together, Cash helps Hank shop for his mom's birthday, and Brian subs for Cash and rides along with Voodoo and Stats.
Episode 11
Six Feet Over/Under
Tue, Mar 31, 201521 mins
When Johnny's dad goes into a coma, Johnny's mom deals with her grief by placing bets on the time of her ex-husband's death and Johnny handles his own grief by trying to pay off an old debt. Meanwhile the guys can't get an unfortunate song out of their heads.
Episode 12
No Love
Tue, Apr 7, 201521 mins
After Johnny sees how much respect Theresa gets on the job, he gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.
Episode 13
Sub-Primal Fears
Tue, Apr 14, 201522 mins
After dealing with a fatso who preferred lethal danger to the hospitalization his concerned housemate deemed inevitable to general satisfaction, the mates lean on Brian to set frugality aside and move out of his parents' basement to 'become a proper man', but he proves impossibly cheap and picky. Billy desperately seeks a place to stay when dumped by barmaid Maeve for repeating how sexy she would be if pregnant, and proves a butler-handy housemate for initially reluctant Johnny and Theresa. Visiting Brian's basement play den home, Billy is enthusiastic to become roommates, so they find a place together.
