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Sirens Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
10 Episodes 2014 - 2014
Episode 1
Pilot
Thu, Mar 6, 201422 mins
Rookie Chicago FD paramedic BRian, wrongly announced as former SEAL, proves a sweet, naive mother's boy. He's hazed at time shamelessly, yet fits in quickly with Johnny, who can''t deal with his breakup due to his refusal to move in with ex Theresa, and gay wiseguy Hank. Their most remarkable patient begs embarrassed to be treated discretely, having a bottle deep into his anus. Brian is willingly made drunk, and proves his warning that makes him strip naked without self-control
Episode 2
A Bitch Named Karma
Thu, Mar 6, 201422 mins
A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there's no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the "rain falls equally on the just and the unjust." After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they're supposed to teach.
Episode 3
Rachel McAdams Topless
Thu, Mar 13, 201423 mins
A patient pleads with the guys to back to his house and "clear history" on his computer. After stumbling across a troubling image on the computer the guys can't get it out of their heads.
Episode 4
Famous Last Words
Thu, Mar 20, 201422 mins
Brian barely understands a dying patient's last words, yet vows to tell he widow, only to need quick liar help when it turns out he named his mistress. John is inspired by a patient to attempt making up with his estranged, ever-absent father, but finds him still an obnoxious no-good loser-klutz, yet learns his mother lied about the family breakup.
Episode 5
Alcohol Related Injury
Thu, Mar 27, 201422 mins
Druk as a skunk, Theresa turns up at Johnny's for wild sex, which both enjoy greatly, so she offers him no-strings sex twice a week, yet he feels abused as she keeps sending him off straight out of bed with a butt-slap and fails to answer his calls. Brian is delighted to advance on his bucket list, even if that means being vomited on and robbed by junkies.
Episode 6
The Finger
Thu, Apr 3, 201422 mins
Bird house building fanatic Don sawed off his finger, on the other hand, but it makes a weirdly fit gift for Brian to give his platonic girl friend, asexual colleague Valentina 'Voodoo' Dunacci. John and Theresa, sex partners again, visit his father Frank Farrell, who makes them mind his kid step-brother Jack, an exhausting challenge to John's taste-for-more. Hank's team enjoys being on call when favorite senior patient Harret calls to be transported to hospital for a checkup as she always bakes cookies for them, but the next tie is her last. .
Episode 7
Till Jeff Do Us Part
Thu, Apr 10, 201423 mins
The team helps an adult mama's boy and his parents after a bizarre failed suicide attempt, the speculate if Brian could end up badly unless he moves out. Jeff the Chef, a hunky ex of jealous Hank, invites him to his gay wedding with Alejandro. Hank hesitates whether to accept, gets conflicting advice, but accepts John's offer to come along as dance partner (despite two straight left feet) and the theory Jeff is 'settling' for an available clone of Hank. Brian was sent as spy with Theresa in case Hank didn't go, but just loves weddings, tries to keep the peace and has to use his latest skill, bruised testicle care, learned on a golf court.
Episode 8
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Thu, Apr 17, 201421 mins
A young adult who never moved out his stepfather's home is grossly ingrate after the team saves him at a failed car exhaust suicide attempt. Theresa's simpleton stud colleague Billy probably means natural competition for John, whose fear of losing her is exploited cruelly in an escalation of pranks exploiting each-other's phobias, which Brian wisely ends.
Episode 9
There's No "I" in Cream
Thu, Apr 24, 201421 mins
While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.
Episode 10
Shotgun Wedding
Thu, May 1, 201423 mins
After drunk sex and to prevent Teresa's frustrated ambition leading her out of Chicago in search of an FBI career, Johnny proposes and they decide to get married quick and simple. But the news spread like wildfire, so their colleagues gather and mates bicker for the paranymph jobs while both families and departments rival anyway. Unwiling to wait the prescribed 24 hours for a registrar's wedding, the couple jumps at Billie's offer to hire his uncle Julio, who runs a dubious church. Her father, unwilling to pay anyway, seeks to sabotage it, Julio's son Ramon is found at a gay slut.
