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Roseanne's Nuts Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2011 - 2011
Episode 1
War of the Pigs
Wed, Jul 13, 201121 mins
When wild boars wreak havoc on Roseanne's farm, she employs hunters to eliminate them, but then has a change of heart.
Episode 2
The Curse
Wed, Jul 13, 201121 mins
Roseanne blames her out of control temper on "a curse" and visits a spiritual healer to get the curse lifted.
Episode 3
Star Spangled Banner
Wed, Jul 20, 201121 mins
21 years after her scandalous performance of "The National Anthem," Roseanne is asked to sing the song again at a local girl's softball game.
Episode 4
Life's a Snore
Wed, Jul 20, 201121 mins
Johnny convinced Roseanne to visit a sleep clinic to correct her snoring problem. Meanwhile, Jake's attempt to relocate Johnny's chickens has disastrous results.
Episode 5
The Museum Blessing
Wed, Jul 27, 201120 mins
Roseanne bought a historic Hawaiian museum and it's haunted! Or at least that's what the locals think. So in order to rid the place of the ghostly spirits, Roseanne is having her museum "blessed" by a local Hawaiian priest. But things get spooky when she becomes deathly ill on the day of the blessing.
Episode 6
Episode #1.6
Wed, Jul 27, 2011
While Roseanne is out taking surfing lessons with Cipes, Argent and Pentland clean the house for Mother's Day much to Roseanne's surprise.
Episode 7
Grannies Night Out
Wed, Aug 3, 201121 mins
Comedy icons Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard arrive at Roseanne's farm for a "Girls Night Out." The titanic trio drinks, dines and dances the night away, but the hijinks take a toll on Roseanne. The next morning she awakes with a horrible hangover and spends the day looking for a cure.
Episode 8
Passover
Wed, Aug 3, 201121 mins
In an effort to be completely self sustainable and live off the land, Roseanne plans to cook this year's Passover meal using only vegetables from her farm. Overwhelmed with the task at hand, Roseanne realizes she doesn't have enough food from her garden and enlists the help of her celebrity guests to prepare dinner.
Episode 9
Food Truck
Mon, Aug 1, 201121 mins
Roseanne has long had the dream of taking the surplus food from her farm and donating it to those in need. To make the dream a reality, Roseanne buys a truck, fills it with her fresh vegetables and hits the streets of Hawaii. The only problem: where are the hungry people?
Episode 10
Weed Is Wack
Wed, Aug 24, 201121 mins
With a trip back to Los Angeles looming on the horizon, Roseanne is starting to feel the familiar anxiety that has plagued her most of her life. To alleviate the stress, Roseanne visits a doctor who can help her get a medicinal marijuana license in Hawaii.
Episode 12
Camping
Wed, Feb 9, 201121 mins
Roseanne and family decide to go camping at a local Hawaiian campground, but of course, Roseanne isn't prepared! Roseanne goes home to pick up forgotten supplies, only to confront Jenny about her smoking habit. The mother and daughter get into a heated altercation that brings the two of them down to the ground.
Episode 14
Homeschooling
Fri, Sep 9, 201121 mins
When Jenny needs a break from her rambunctious kids, Grandma Roseanne offers to take them off her hands and homeschool them for the day. Having raised four kids of her own, Roseanne assumes it will be a breeze but is in for a rude awakening when things start to get out of hand.
Episode 16
Lu'au Launch Party
Thu, Sep 1, 201121 mins
Roseanne's Nuts are finally ready for the masses, and Roseanne's invited her family and friends over for a launch party Luau. In true Hawaiian tradition, the men insist on hunting and cooking a live pig for the celebration. Roseanne's got plenty of pigs on her farm, but will she allow one to be killed and eaten? The family is divided once again!
