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Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
19 Episodes 2003 - 2003
Episode 1
Why Are We Here?
Tue, Apr 1, 20034 mins
The Reds contemplate their purpose at Blood Gulch, the Blues watch carefully.
Episode 2
Red Gets a Delivery
Fri, Apr 11, 20034 mins
The Reds get a new vehicle, the Blues complain about it.
Episode 3
The Rookies
Fri, Apr 18, 20033 mins
Both armies get new recruits and decide they don't like them.
Episode 4
Head Noob in Charge
Sat, Apr 26, 20035 mins
Donut mistakes Blue Base for the Store, the Blue Rookie gives away the flag.
Episode 5
The Package Is in the Open
Sat, May 3, 20034 mins
The Blues try to get the flag back, Donut gets lost.
Episode 6
Giga-Whats??
Fri, May 9, 20033 mins
Church confronts Donut, Grif and Simmons set out to rescue their rookie.
Episode 7
Check Out the Treads on That Tank
Fri, May 23, 20033 mins
The Reds keep the Blues pinned, Blue Teams rookie tests out the new tank.
Episode 8
Don't Ph34r the Reaper
Fri, May 30, 20033 mins
Grif and Simmons run for their lives, mistakes get made on Blue Team.
Episode 9
After Church
Fri, Jun 6, 20033 mins
The Blues press the attack while the Reds try to hold out.
Episode 10
A Shadow of His Former Self
Fri, Jun 20, 20035 mins
Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
Episode 11
Knock, Knock. Who's There? Pain.
Fri, Jun 27, 20034 mins
Lopez repairs the Warthog, while Grif takes the blame for its destruction. Meanwhile, at the Blue Base, Tex uses Caboose for target practice, while ignoring Tucker's attempts at friendly conversation. Tex suddenly decides to leave in order to infiltrate the Red base. During the attack, Tex sticks a plasma grenade to Donut's head and, in the ensuing chaos, also attacks Grif and Simmons.
Episode 12
Down, But Not Out
Fri, Jul 11, 20034 mins
Having knocked out Grif and Simmons after attacking Donut, Tex retrieves the Blue flag, but is surprised and captured by Sarge and Lopez. Church appears again at the Blue Base and reveals that Tex is actually female. Back at the Red Base, Donut, badly injured from the grenade explosion, is Airlifted out of the gulch for treatment. Tex eventually regains consciousness, and her voice modulator malfunctions, revealing her gender to the Reds.
Episode 13
Human Peer Bonding
Fri, Jul 18, 20034 mins
Church tells Tucker and Caboose that Tex is not only female, but also his ex-girlfriend. Simmons and Grif are left to guard Tex. Meanwhile, Church continues to explain the situation to Tucker and Caboose, revealing that Tex's meanness and toughness are partially due to an AI in her armor. He then outlines a plan to rescue Tex.
Episode 14
Roomier Than It Looks
Fri, Aug 1, 20036 mins
To distract the Reds and deceive them into believing that the Blues have more Special Operations soldiers, Tucker and Caboose go through the teleporter to turn their armor black. When they attack the Red Base, Tucker's bickering with Caboose leads to Church admitting that "I can'tn believe I died for this war." Sarge mistakes Caboose's stupidity for tactical brilliance and summons Grif to help to repel this new attack, leaving Simmons alone guarding Tex. Church possesses Sarge's body and uses it to deceive Simmons and free Tex. However, Caboose, wishing to impress Church and make amends for killing him, shoots Sarge in the head with the sniper rifle, not knowing that Church was possessing Sarge's body; Caboose quickly blames Tucker for this.
Episode 15
How the Other Half Lives
Fri, Aug 8, 20035 mins
Now both dead, Sarge and Church meet in the spiritual plane and talk. Sheila also appears here, but is quickly rebuked by Church, who is still angry at her for killing him. Church represents himself to Sarge as an angel and offers to lead him to heaven for a fee. The two swap complaints about their teammates until Grif revives Sarge by using cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR). Having forgotten his spiritual experience, Sarge initially thanks Simmons, but, upon learning that it was Grif who saved him, berates Grif for the illogicality of using CPR "for a bullet wound to the head." During when Sarge tells Grif off about the bizarre treatment, he shouts out "What were to happen when someone shoots me in the foot, you'd rub my neck with Aloe Vera?!"
Episode 16
A Slightly Crueler Cruller
Fri, Aug 15, 20035 mins
A healed Donut returns from Red Command. He brings a speech unit for Lopez, who is revealed to be a robot. Sarge neglects to ground himself, causing damage to the voice card and resulting in Lopez's inability to speak anything other than Spanish, which none of the Reds understand.
Episode 17
Points of Origin
Fri, Aug 29, 20034 mins
Tucker, Caboose, and Church convince Tex to help them, since they rescued her as a favor. Meanwhile, the Red Team is still trying to understand what Lopez is saying. While Tex begins to repair Sheila, Church goes to higher ground to spy on the Reds. Finding his dead body still on the cliff, he berates his teammates for having neglected to give him a proper burial.
Episode 18
SPF 0
Fri, Sep 12, 20034 mins
Church worries that Tex will soon kill the entire Red Team. If successful, she would then leave, probably never to be seen again, before Church could remove the aggressive AI that resides in her armor. To prevent this, Church decides to warn the Red Team of her impending attack.
Episode 19
Last One Out, Hit the Lights
Fri, Sep 26, 20036 mins
Church possesses Lopez in an attempt to warn the Reds, but is stymied by the language barrier. Tex and Sheila attack Red Base. Donut, angry at Tex for wounding him earlier, manages to disable Sheila by throwing a grenade halfway across the gulch. Church runs to Tex's aid, taking Lopez's body with him. Tex thanks Church for ridding her of the AI before dying.