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Really Me Season 2 Episodes

Season 2 Episode Guide

13 Episodes 0 - 2013

Episode 1

A Newtmare on Elm Street

22 mins

Maddy is horrified when she starts having "romantic" dreams about her nerdy classmate Newton - especially when the more she dreams about him, the more she starts to crush on him in real life! After some investigating, Maddy and Julia learn that Maddy's new alarm clock is to blame - a clock Newton created to promote on Really Me, which uses subliminal messages to train your brain while you sleep. Horrified to learn that there is no antidote for the clock's unintended side effects, Maddy and Julia must find a solution soon, or Maddy will be in love with Newton - forever!

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Episode 2

Cooper Collegiate

22 mins

When Maddy receives a failing grade on a science project from the merciless Mr. Henshaw, she and Julia enlist Feldman to help them edit together a series of clips from Really Me's raw footage to convince Dad of her teacher's "evil-ness". Only their movie magic works so well that Dad, believing Mr. Henshaw treats Maddy unfairly, pulls Maddy, Brody and Clarke out of public school so he can home-school them himself. Welcome to Cooper Collegiate! While Maddy thinks this is a great idea at first, she ends up missing Julia terribly. Faced with missing Baconsfield High's school dance and fed up with Dad's increasingly crazy curriculum, Maddy and Julia set to putting an end to Cooper Collegiate - so that Maddy won't be faced with going to college in her living room!

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Episode 3

You're Really Me

22 mins

When Really Me holds a Maddy Cooper Look-A-Like contest, Maddy discovers she has a doppelganger - a tough Kendo fighting girl named Patti Schmooper, who wins a day on the "set" of Really Me with Maddy and Julia. Only when Charlene mistakes Patti for Maddy and drags her off to a fundraising telethon, Maddy seizes the opportunity to secretly use an eager Patti as her body double so that she can enjoy some much needed "bestie" downtime with Julia. One awesome girls' spa day coming up! Unfortunately, when Patti injures herself while posing as Maddy at a milkshake chugging contest at the Beach Shack, the girls' plan is uncovered. Realizing it was wrong to use a double to do her charity work, Maddy sets to making it up to her fans, and most of all to Patti.

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Episode 4

Truth or Dare

22 mins

Really Me has a new sponsor for Maddy and Julia to promote - only Anti-Sloth Energy Drink tastes so bad, Maddy is having a terrible time pretending she likes it. When Brody finds out and insists it's because she's a terrible liar, he challenges Maddy to a bet - that she can't lie for 24 hours without getting caught. Unfortunately for Maddy, the first person she's forced to lie to is her BFF, when Julia makes a heinous dress and Maddy has no choice but to say she loves it when she doesn't. When Julia offers to lend it to Maddy to wear on her upcoming talk show appearance Maddy agrees, and to Charlene's dismay, not only wears it to the interview, but also to the Anti-Sloth commercial shoot. After forcing down over 70 takes of the terrible drink, Maddy finally bursts and blurts all of the lies she's told that day - capping it off with how much she can't stand Julia's dress. How will she make it up to her best friend?!

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Episode 5

Residence Evil

22 mins

Maddy is less than thrilled when she ends up on the receiving end of a ravioli burger slingshot at one of Moondoggie's Beach Shack promotions. Especially when she learns Tiara is manning the slingshot, thanks to an arrangement made by Tiara's new "Hollywood" manager. Convinced she could benefit from a manager as well, Maddy hires Julia, who actually manages to land Maddy some pretty sweet perks at school. Put to the test when Maddy's favorite movie director, Ronathan Jeans, comes to town to shoot his latest zombie flick - Julia not only arranges for him to shoot his movie at the Cooper house, but lands Maddy a role in the process! Unfortunately, Maddy is cast as Dead Body #2, and Maddy's dream role goes to Tiara. With Tiara and her manager making Maddy's life miserable, Maddy ends up "acting out", getting her, Julia and DJ kicked off the "movie set" and out of her own house!

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Episode 6

Sauce Boss

22 mins

When Julia dares Maddy to talk to a cute guy at the Beach Shack, Maddy chickens out and ends up taking his order instead. Realizing that pretending to be a waitress is the perfect excuse to continue chatting with the jalapeño loving hottie, Maddy keeps up the charade - until Moondoggie finds out and Maddy is faced with actually landing her very first job. Real waitressing is way harder than fake waitressing! Especially when Moondoggie closes the Shack for a sick day, and Maddy decides to keep it open with Julia's help, with the hope that 'Jalapeño' will ask her out. All is going according to plan, until Maddy unwittingly taints Moondoggie's burger sauce, leading his sauce supplier to cut him off and the health inspector to shut down the Shack! Will Maddy and Julia be able to save the Shack - and in time for Maddy to reignite things with hottie 'Jalapeño'?

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Episode 7

UFO-ney

22 mins

With a Maddy/Brody prank war in full swing, Maddy is determined to get back at Brody with the ultimate practical joke. Setting up a feed with Julia's help, from the editing monitors to the TV in the living room, Maddy appears on TV disguised as an alien and informs Brody that her people are coming to Earth. Brody being Brody falls for every word - and Maddy can't wait to see Brody's face when her prank appears on the next episode of Really Me. Unfortunately for Maddy, Charlene edits out the part where Maddy pulls off her alien mask, ruining her big 'gotcha' moment - leaving Brody to believe that aliens really did visit him! Before long, Clarke and Dad have taken advantage of the situation, turning the house into a tourist attraction (an alie-inn bed and breakfast). With things having gone way too far, Maddy and Julia are faced with convincing Brody it was all a big hoax, without Maddy suffering Brody's wrath - which she fears would be out of this world.

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Episode 8

Clap of Thunder

22 mins

Julia has such a major crush on school thespian Geoff Winterbeard, the star of Miss Heisenloesenberg's latest play, "Clap Of Thunder," that Maddy urges Julia to audition. Given there's always a romantic scene in each of Geoff's plays, maybe Julia will finally get her first kiss - on stage with Geoff! Unfortunately, things don't go as planned when Maddy unwittingly lands the lead role opposite Geoff, and Julia is made her understudy. With Miss Heisenloesenberg certain that Maddy's involvement in the play will get her exposure on Really Me, Maddy is faced with the prospect of kissing her bestie's crush! With a little help from Charlene, Maddy pitches a diva fit and manages to get herself fired and Julia into the play. Only when Geoff comes to Maddy's defense he's fired as well, leaving Julia to kiss his understudy - Newton!

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Episode 9

Get 'Em to the Geek

22 mins

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Episode 10

Scary Poppins

22 mins

When Dad puts Julia instead of Maddy in charge of taking care of Clarke, an insulted Maddy sets to proving that despite her less-than-stellar track record, she's capable of being a responsible babysitter. Unfortunately for the girls, a stubborn Maddy is roped into babysitting on the night of a big Halloween party, and on top of that Dad doesn't just leave her with Clarke. Wanting to really put Maddy to the test he adds his friend's two crazy kids, Duncan and Smash, to the mix - leaving Maddy with a whole lot more than she bargained for. When the kids start trashing the house, Maddy realizes she needs reinforcements and is forced to call Julia away from the party. With all else failing, Maddy and Julia tell the kids a scary story about a spooky figure named "Rake Face", terrifying the kids into submission. Only just as everything is finally under control, Maddy, Julia, DJ and the kids hear a noise downstairs and are horrified to discover they're being stalked by the REAL Rake Face!

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Episode 11

Cuffed Up

22 mins

Maddy and Brody are bickering so badly that even Julia is at a loss, and Dad is forced to intervene. However, dividing the house in two doesn't stop them from fighting, and making them walk a mile in each other's shoes (literally!) only proves to make Maddy and Brody more antagonistic. Exasperated, Dad handcuffs Maddy and Brody together and won't unlock them until they learn to get along. Which means Maddy has to play in Brody's football game (while strapped to his back - ouch!) and Brody has to come along on Maddy's big date with hottie Luke! (Double ouch!) Both events go so terribly that a furious Maddy and Brody start a food fight at the Beach Shack. Still wearing the handcuffs, and now dressed in jumpsuits for the clean up, things go from bad to worse when a couple of cops stumble upon them and mistake them for a couple of escaped convicts!

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Episode 12

Oh Brody, Where Art Thou?

22 mins

When Maddy and Julia come face-to-face with a 'lovely' Tiara they're puzzled. Tiara has been WAY too nice lately, but the girls are willing to take whatever kindness they can get! That is until Maddy accidentally advises a guy at school to ditch his overbearing girlfriend, not realizing it's Tiara, and a whirlwind of chaos ensues. With a furious Tiara wreaking havoc at Baconsfield High, Maddy and Julia decide to set her up with another hunk in order to restore order. Only when they accidentally set Tiara up with Brody, it's not long before Tiara's domineering ways start to ruin Maddy's big brother's life! Knowing full well that if Brody dumps Tiara she'll ruin Maddy's life, Maddy and Julia give Brody a "make-under" and have him quit every one of the school's teams, turning him into such an unappealing durf that Tiara dumps him herself. Brody's thrilled, until he tries to return to normal and is horrified to discover he's completely lost his mojo. How can Maddy undo what she's done?!

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Episode 13

Extreme Sixteen

22 mins

With Maddy's sweet 16th birthday coming up, VTV president John Donkers wants Maddy and Julia to do a crossover episode between Really Me and his new reality series, Extreme Sixteen. Maddy is hesitant until Extreme Sixteen's deceptively friendly young producer, Gwinnifer, convinces her that the party will be low-key and exactly the way she wants it to be. Despite Charlene's warnings that Gwinnifer (and her staff of writers!) are not to be trusted, Maddy gets caught up in the party planning and ends up neglecting Julia. Feeling like she isn't needed and encouraged by a manipulative Gwinnifer to join her parents on the vacation she skipped for Maddy's birthday, Julia leaves. When Maddy realizes that Julia is missing, and suspecting that Gwinnifer is messing with her so that she'll flip out and act like a spoiled brat on the show, Maddy decides to take matters into her own hands.

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