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Popular Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
21 Episodes 2000 - 2001
Episode 1
Timber!
Fri, Sep 22, 200045 mins
"Timber!" Brooke bonds with her long-lost mother, much to her dad's objection as it causes tension between him and Jane. Meanwhile, Lily and Sugar try to save the forever tree from being cut down. While Sam tries to fix the mess she caused that results in a startling revelation.
Episode 2
Baby, Don't Do It!
Fri, Sep 29, 200045 mins
"Baby Don't Do It" Ms. Glass equip her students with electronic baby dolls that require maternal care in an attempt to teach them about "the burden of parenting." Meanwhile Sam tries to convince Brooke not to leave, pulling out every trick at her disposal to do so.
Episode 3
Citizen Shame
Fri, Oct 6, 200045 mins
Carmen goes to see Sam in the motel she and her mother are staying in, early in the morning, her house being a war zone. She brings in a "few" things, some of it being Sam's stuff including a jacket she is wearing. As Sam goes through the bag of stuff Carmen finds a bruise on her shoulder, deciding to keep the jacket on. Meanwhile, Jane discovers she is pregnant, freaking out until she see's her "lima been's" heart beat. Brooke tries to talk her dad into calling Jane, who tells her they agreed to take two weeks off to figure things out. Brooke decides to call Jane, Mike quickly reminds her that when her mother was there she forget Jane even existed upsetting Brooke. Back at the motel, Sam is getting ready for school as Carmen watches an old movie. Jane sits down with Carmen watching, Your's Mine and Ours, a story about a family that has eighteen kids combined. Ms. Glass gets a visit from her Uncle Tiption, (played by the same actress). He asks her how many children she has, which Ms. Glass stumbles through, as Uncle Tiption presents her with a diamond pin. The kids attend an SAT prep class, all except Carmen. Ms. Glass asks Mr. Crups to be her husband, worried she will be written out of his will, which Crups refuses to be involved in. Brooke has a talk with their SAT prep instructor, Bonnie, who nails her down to a T, being very similar to Brooke in high school. She asks Brooke what she wants to do with her life, who's not sure, only wanting to be out of high school and on her own. Sam and Lily talk to Carmen, who missed the prep class, finding a blood donor pamphlet in her locker, discovering Carmen is looking for an apartment. Ms. Glass sets her sites on Harrison, asking him to be her baby, which he passes on. Nicole comes down the hall pitching the idea of her acting as Claw's kid. Ms. Glass would rather eat a urinal cake, Nicole asks her what her options are. Brooke has lunch with her SAT prep instructor, loving being in a restaurant. Brooke asks her if she was close to her mother, who she tells Brooke is a freak. Brooke explains how her mother left, came back, broke up her dads marriage, and how she was close to her dads girlfriend Jane. As they have a few drinks, Bonnie waves at a pair of cute guys that are eying them. Jane decides to pay Carmen's mother a visit, who is on her way out to Jazersize class. She figures Jane wants Carmen out of her way, telling her to just leave cause she has other places to stay. Jane tells her mother how she and Sam are sharing a motel room, Carmen's mother telling her that her husband left last night, and feeling kids on complicate the situation. Lily asks Harrison how much Ms. Glass offered him, telling her a hundred bucks, Lily telling him that Carmen could use that money. He decides to take up Ms. Glass's offer, being too late since she is already with child. At the motel room, Jane arrives with a pizza, one she ate in the car. Carmen being out looking for an apartment. Jane tells Sam that her parents split up, feeling Carmen needs to go home, her mother needing her. She also tells Sam she is pregnant, who tells her not to tell Mike. Sam asks how it could happen, calling it an accident which Jane does not like letting it slip that she was an accident, a happy one. Sam freaks out taking a walk. Ms. Glass and Nicole goes over their personal information, Nicole being grossed out when she finds out Ms. Glass sleeps naked. Still at the restaurant, Brooke and Bonnie entertain the two men, Brooke feeling uncomfortable. The guys decide to cancel their 3:30 inviting them back to their place. Bonnie passes out after the guys leave, the waiter telling her she will have to take her home. Harrison tells Lily that Nicole has become Ms. Glass's child as the two pass by in the hall, Lily vowing not to give up. Brooke takes Bonnie home, as a cop pulls up asking to see her registration, which Brooke can not find. He asks her to step out of the car, informing her she is driving a stolen car. Carmen arrives back to the motel telling Sam she found an apartment. Sam asks her why she didn't tell her that her parents split up. Carmen gets upset, it being none of Jane's business to talk to her mother. The phone rings, interrupting them, Brooke being on the other end, calling from jail. Meanwhile at the big dinner, Uncle Tippy meets Nicole, thinking she had a boy from all her letters, which Nicole quickly covers saying she was going through an awkward phase. Tippy is taken by Nicole, loving her spunk. He gives her Ostrage Salamie which grosses Nicole out, Tippy wants to slice it up, Nicole not wanting to, instead she'd rather rub it to see if it grows. At the police station, Sam tries to bail Brooke out, who can't being a minor. Sam tells the officer that they are family, explaining their parents are separated but going to be getting back together, Sam letting it slip her mother is pregnant. Back at the dinner, Nicole continues to try and get gifts from Uncle Tippy, when Lily walks in acting as Lyle, Ms. Glass's son, who looks like a poor street kid. Lily gives Uncle Tippy a sad sob story of sexual confusion, blown up birds, and how she's trained her lice. Brooke and Sam talk about the pregnancy, Brooke happy about the news, telling Sam that her dad won't see it as an accident, more as something that came at the right moment. Jane arrives back at the motel room, Carmen telling her that Brooke is in jail for stealing a car. Jane tells Carmen she needs to go home, her mother. Back at the restaurant Tippy is about to write Lily a check, making it out to Carmen, Nicole putting a stop to it, saying she will not pretend to be related to her. When Lily lets it slip asking Nicole how much Ms. Glass is paying her to be her daughter. Tippy lays into Bobbi, Lily and Nicole defending their teacher, Nicole telling Uncle Tippy that if it wasn't for her lesson on STD's she'd still think that safe sex meant locking the car door. Tippy gets up and leaves as Nicole and Lily decide to continue their dinner with Ms. Glass. Jane arrives to bail Brooke out, who lets into Bonnie, who the cop takes to call her supervisor. Jane tells Brooke she will not tell Mike, and Brooke apologizes to Jane for the way she treated her. Jane hugs both her girls, Brooke congratulating her on her baby, who swears she will not tell her dad about it. Carmen decides to call up her mother who is at home drinking. She tells her mother she doesn't want to fight anymore she just wants to come home, to which her mother says; don't bother.
Episode 4
The Sweetest Taboo
Fri, Oct 13, 200045 mins
George Austin is a rising high school football star, who transfers to the gang's school, Kennedy High. Josh is afraid that George wants his spot in the football team and tries to rally the team against George. Sam suspects that George has been given preferential treatment by the school due to nepotism and tries to interview him about this. He turns out to be quite a charmer and a really nice guy. Josh's mom can't find work, so Josh has to deliver pizzas to get them through the month. He asks his young football coach to find her work, so he hires her as the school's guidance councilor - and then asks her out. Nicole wants to get back on the Glamazons, but Principle Krupps won't let her. She tries to seduce him but this backfires. She then hires Mary Cherry, who had her lips done, and Sugar, who can't resist Cherry's new pouty lips, to find some dirt on Krupps. Since he turns out to be clean as a whistle, she creates a fake sex tape to blackmail him. In chemistry class, Lilly prevents Ms. Glass from killing a bonsai tree in an experiment, and inadvertently causes an explosion.
Episode 5
Joe Loves Mary Cherry
Fri, Oct 20, 200045 mins
"Joe Loves Mary Cherry" Nicole decides to get some revenge on Mary Cherry, using Harrison to do it. While she and Mary Cherry try to persuade Brooke to dump Josh and start dating George, in hopes that the new coupling will save's Brooke's plummeting popularity, and thus save their own as well.
Episode 6
Style and Substance Abuse
Fri, Nov 3, 200045 mins
"Style and Substance Abuse" Brooke withdraws from the homecoming queen race, whose nominees include a shocked Sam, Carmen, Mary and Nicole. Brooke instead joins the race for student council president. The death of a student leads to mandatory drug testing.
Episode 7
Ur-ine Trouble
Fri, Nov 10, 200045 mins
"Ur-ine Trouble" Principal Krupps announces plans for a random drug test of the student body after one of Kennedy's best and brightest test positive for drugs, instituting a unique punishment. Sam decides to drop out of the race for homecoming queen, not liking what it is turning her into. Nothing prepares them for what happens during the student council debates when Harrison reveals something shocking about himself.
Episode 8
Misery Loathes Company
Fri, Nov 17, 200045 mins
"Misery Loathes Company" Mary Cherry recruits Sam to ghostwrite her memoirs after learning that her mother has plans for a book that paints the younger Cherry in a bad light. Brooke deals with her own demons after the events of the Student Council race landing her back into old habits.
Episode 9
Are You There God? It's Me Ann-Margret
Fri, Dec 8, 200045 mins
"Are You There God? It's Me, Ann-Margret" Harrison encounters God in a hospital storage room who knows personal things about him. Carmen attends a meeting for teens with alcoholic parents with an unexpected member. The school puts on the play Equus, with Josh and Lily as the leads.
Episode 10
The Consequences of Falling
Fri, Dec 15, 200045 mins
Harrison's roommate Clarence dies, sending Harrison into a depression that leads to a suicide attempt and a; "It's A Wonderful Life" glimpse of what life would have been like if he had never been born. A life where Mary Cherry and Nicole have become prostitutes Sugar Daddy is their pimp. Sam has fallen into a life of drugs and an abusive marriage. Carmen fells to the influence of Nicole, after Brooke has passed away. Josh and Lily get married having a child while still in high school and Josh does the unthinkable...he blows up the world...and its all Harrison's fault...unless he can overcome his depression and wish to live again after getting a glimpse of his future, with help from his Guardian Angel of course. All comes to a happy conclusion in this Christmas episode where Nicole once again shows the possibility that she does have a heart.
Episode 11
Fire in the Hole
Fri, Jan 19, 200145 mins
"Fire in the Hole" Harrison returns to school, Sugar and Harrison planning him a welcome back surprise. Ms. Glass tells her students that they must perform in a play she has written about sexually transmitted diseases. While Sam tries to have her first time with George.
Episode 12
The Shocking Possession of Harrison John
Fri, Jan 26, 200145 mins
"The Shocking Possession of Harrison John" Harrison decides to change his image by asserting himself, but Mary Cherry worries her "Joe" is acting too much like Nicole. Sugar and Josh hit a rift in their friendship while Nicole discovers a shocking secret about her past.
Episode 13
Mary Charity
Fri, Feb 2, 200145 mins
Mary Cherry is forced to wear a trash bag "hobo sheik" for clothing and hunt for food in a dumpster after law-enforcement officers seize her belongings in the wake of her mother's financial troubles, seizing her "ripe cherry assets". Lilly lends a helping hand to Mary Cherry in hopes of making a different in the self centered spoiled girls views on the world. Lilly takes her to see those who are living on the streets to see the other side. Sam and Carmen decide to hold "free makeovers for the poor" in an effort to boost sales of the yearbook. Things don't go that well at first, that is until they makeover April Tuna. Brooke and Harrison decide to dress up in costume for yearbook pictures to make them more fun. Brooke realizes her feelings for Harrison, and the two decide to date. Mary Cherry promises Lilly she will never wear fur again, that is until her mother returns to fix their financial trouble and set all right. Sam and Carmen's makeover of April Tuna is revealed as a ploy instead of friendship as she thought hurting her feelings. Brooke realizes that Harrison has feelings for Sam after Sam snaps a picture of them, and Harrison turns away from her. Lilly feels her attempt to bring some humanity to Mary Cherry has failed, until she finds Mary Cherry giving her new clothes to those who are less fortunate.
Episode 14
The News of My Death Has Been Greatly Exaggerated
Fri, Feb 23, 200145 mins
Upon car pooling to school (after Mary crashed her car on the way to Glamazon practice) Lilly, Sam, Brooke, Carmen and Mary Cherry talk about not having any regrets they come upon a car accident involving whom they believe to be April Tuna. Sam says she does have one regret, not being able to say goodbye to April Tuna. News of her passing quickly spreads through the school, the facts getting a bit stretched, as well as Josh's mullet. Mary Cherry and Bobbi Glass scheme to get a day off from school on Friday in their grief. Unfortunately Krupps decides to call in a grief councilor, which Ms. Glass would rather her take herself elsewhere. Calamity is a bit more out spoken and louder then Ms. Glass, Calamity also taking a shot at Josh's mullet. She talks of the steps. Nicole runs into the new lunch lady Mary Lou Parker who wears a broach that Nicole seems to like telling her about her dead natural mother. Nicole also having a similar broach. Sam runs into Nicole in the Novack telling her about her mother, thinking the news of her death may be greatly exaggerated. Sam helps Nicole out to search for her mother who has not death record, thinking that the lunch lady is her mother, the broach being a diaper pin. Nicole agrees to deliver Tuna's eulogy in return for Sam's help while they track down records for the lunch lady, when Sam receives and email from Harrison that was dated when he was still in the hospital, one for her, one for Nicole and one for his mother. The email to Sam confesses his love to her, Nicole not that interested except only for what Harrison said to her. Later Sam approaches Nicole about the email, Harrison having said some nasty things about her. The next step, Anger. Brooke, Carmen and Mary go to the grief councilor telling her about how they rejected April's odd cheer leading routine, bringing Calamity to tears who is angry with their behavior and treatment of April. Calamity gives them grief homework, to sit with an outcast at lunch in case they crash their car, the outcast being Emory Dick. Sam sits down with Harrison, whom she hasn't had lunch with in a long time, her asking him about the email he sent. Harrison brushes it off as a joke, how he was erasing all his death musings and accidentally hit send, Sam figuring out that is what he did, asking he still thinks he loves her, to which he says yes. Sam is with George, telling her best friend how angry she is feeling he has ruined a wonderful friendship. Lily and Josh are next to see Calamity, telling her how they ignored April who was acting very inappropriately with them wanting to have a menage. Lily suggest an April Tuna scholarship fund, who also takes a shot at Josh about his mullet when he knocks her suggestion. Nicole goes after Harrison, who didn't realize she read her email that Sam got, who has zeroed in her anger on him threatening to out him. Next she goes after the lunch lady telling her she knows who she is, the lunch lady laughing her off telling her she is not Shaggy. Nicole gives her back her diaper pin telling her she knows where she can shove it. The next step being acceptance. Josh visits April's shrine at the school, who wishes he wasn't so mean to her when Emory talks to him about his mullet, to get him to accept it wanting Josh to join his club. Harrison passes by running into Nicole who sports a Bitch necklace and tick tocks the clock to him, soon the school will know what a creep his is. At April's memorial Sam bumps into Harrison who wants her to give them a chance, Sam reminding him they are best friends. Harrison tells her he needs an answer and expects one after the memorial service. Emory is first to speak, which with Sam's instructions who organized the service, he has to tell a story about April, and tells one about April wanting some fruitash from him, which he never did give. The final speaker being Nicole Julian who reads what someone wrote her, saying how big of a bitch she is and how if she has children they will be hideous monsters just like her. She decides not to reveal who wrote that about her because of it being true, after seeing April's shrine, realizing if she died still so angry no one would even care when she gasps at the return of April Tuna. The final step being healing. Josh decides to cut off his mullet for Lily feeling she was right about what she said earlier having raised quite a bit of money with the mullet club for the scholarship. Harrison and Nicole have lunch together who has something for her giving her a identical ring they can wear without saying words so when she sees him wearing it in the halls she will know she is connected to someone and not alone. Before he leaves Nicole wishes him luck with Spam (sam) as lunch lady Mary Lou sits down giving her back her diaper pin revealing she is Shaggy Louise. Emory gives April her fruitash in the janitors closet, finding out that it was Nelly Goustoff a drug addict that stole her car and crashed it. He asks April to the junior prom and they are about to kiss when Lily and Josh come along to tell her about the money they raised for her scholarship fund. Next comes Carmen, Mary and Audrey Hepburn...or Brooke having April choreograph for them. Out in the hall Sam meets up with Harrison, telling Sam he sent the email to her on purpose, not meaning to send the attached one for Nicole. He tells her that when he almost died love is all that matters, asking her to choose. Sam chooses George, upsetting Harrison, Sam wanting to continue being best friends which Harrison can't do, he can't see her everyday, can't talk to her about superficial things always thinking why couldn't she at least tried. Sam asks him if what he is trying to say is that he never wants to speak to her again which he says yes, turning and walking away from her.
Episode 15
It's Greek to Me
Fri, Mar 2, 200145 mins
After another food fight at school, Brooke and Carmen decide they are so over high school and high school boys. During breakfast Nicole asks her mother to take a look at her college essay on what it is like to be adopted, revealing to her mother that she has found her birth mother wanting the two to meet. Nicole's mother refuses to meet or hear her name ever again. Sam is feeling guilty that she has hurt Harrison, George try to sway her fears about him not wanting to talk to her again, giving her a kiss that Harrison sees, and Sam notices Harrison walking by. During a college fair at Kennedy High, Brooke is invited to a frat party by a sorority sister she meets. Brooke talks Carmen, Lilly and Sam into going along with her. When Josh and George come along smuggling cookie doe in to throw the girls all decide to go. Nicole and her mother meet with Ms. Glass about her options when Nicole's birth mother arrives having invited her to the parent teacher conference. Shaggy is given the cold shoulder by Nicole's mother, Ms. Glass steps in advising that they deal with the situation suggesting a dinner. Josh and George plan to crash the frat party inviting Harrison along. The night of the party Brooke goes over with the girls her plan which starts with circular reasoning, cover the wagon, operation divide an conquer. Plans go awry when Lilly and Sam get caught and are forced to spend the night with Sam and Brooke's parents for a night of baking cookies and board games. Meanwhile at the Julian house the dinner doesn't go as well as Nicole would have liked, with much resistance from her adopted mother. Nicole and her mother go out in the hall to talk when her mother realizes one of her pre-columbian artifacts is missing accusing Shaggy of stealing it. Brooke and Carmen decide to go to the party without Sam and Lily who are trapped in game night with Mike and Jane which they are not enjoying. Ms. Glass spots the artifact that Judy accused Shaggy of stealing angering Nicole who storms out of the house. Brooke and Carmen are quickly split up when a college guy gives Carmen a tour and Brooke experience what college girls are really like. Josh, Harrison and George have the wrong idea about College party life, obviously having watched to many movies, being tossed out with the trash literally. Brooke bumps into a college guy by the name of Jamie Roth that suits her fancy. Carmen finds out first hand just what college boys are really like when one tries to go too far with her scaring her. She hides in the closet trying to contact Brooke who has been thrown out after a sorority sister sees her talking to Jamie her ex-boyfriend. Josh, George and Harrison arrive in time to help a frantic Carmen rescuing her. Nicole discovers that the woman pretending to be her biological mother just may not really be who she clams when she catches her trying to bribe her adopted mother. Nicole finally has the moment she's always yearned for with her adopted mother who finally tells her that she loves her and would have given anything not to lose her. Brooke and Carmen realize that high school and their stinky guys aren't so bad after all, and they have it better then they thought, resulting in a jello food fight which this time the girls start.
Episode 16
Fag
Fri, Mar 9, 200145 mins
In one of the most powerful episodes; homophobic behavior by members of her science class leads Lilly to launch a gay and lesbian support group at school, but her efforts create tension among her friends especially with Josh. A new student spray paints "Fag" across Lilly's locker in an attempt to hide his own feelings. Harrison is the first and only one of her friends to join her club after Josh drops out from an alteration in the boys locker room. Sugar Daddy joins the club after what happens in the locker room, having his own problems with discrimination because of how he looks. As each of the rest of the crew come to see different forms of discrimination they all begin to join Lilly's club. Carmen witnesses her new boss discriminate against a trio of black girls, the same group of girls that give Sam and George a hard time about their relationship, all but one of the girls who apologizes for her friends actions. On a "date" with the man she met at the frat party, Jamie, Brooke finds out that he has been discriminated against because he is Jewish. Lilly creates a petition that she gets everyone to sign to stop calling Ms Glass "Sir", something that she is guilty as well. After taking Ms Glass to a Gay/Lesbian Support Center the two are ambushed by a group of male "gay bashers". In the aftermath the gang decides to confront and fight back against those who discriminate against others who want to keep a homogenized world. Lilly and Ms Glass have a heart to heart with a new understanding and respect for each other.
Episode 17
Coup
Fri, Mar 16, 200145 mins
Brooke accidentally spends the night at Jamie's involving Sam in web of lies that quickly unravels. Nicole sets out to prove that her power is not based on her looks, and that she is not a teen mantis to get herself back on the Glamazon squad. Her intricate plan involves April Tuna, the current student-body president, who must cut and extracurricular activity, which April is having a hard time with. Nicole overhears this and quickly a her plan begins to form. Josh and Harrison need an extracurricular activity for their college applications deciding to join Emery Dick's John Travolta club, which they believe April won't cut being Emery's girlfriend. Nicole quickly reigns in April using lies to manipulate her. Brooke has to suffer the consequences of her own pack of lies getting grounded and having to tell Jamie she can no longer see him. Brooke continues to defy her father and sneaks out to see Jamie. Nicole's manipulation of April makes her the new V.P. and begins her rise back to power. She forms a new Pep Squad called Bring It along with April Tuna to replace the Glamazon's convincing Brooke to skip the game. April reveals her secret to Nicole, a risqué video tape she made with Emery that could be very damaging to her presidency. April convinces Lily to compete for the President of the Travolta Club with all the other clubs being run by men. Nicole enacts her last bit of trickery by telling Emery that April is planning to cut her club, getting Emery to threaten April that he'll release their video tape of "Raw Tuna". Now that Nicole has put all her ducks in a row everything begins to fall into place. In an attempt to stop Nicole, Gus goes to Mary and Carmen to help him overthrow April and Nicole who so cruelly ousted him. In a meeting with Principal Crups April is relieved of her Presidential duties when he is given a dubbed over tape of "Raw Tuna" sending her to Junival Hall. With April now out of the way Nicole is made President of the Student Body getting all her power back and then some. With her new found power Nicole declares Josh the winner of the dance off. When Mary and Carmen try to expose Nicole and her misuse of funds she has already gotten to Gus making him VP and having them both suspended. Her axe comes down on both the Travolta Club and the Glamazons. In her visit to April Tuna Nicole reveals that it was her that put April where she is, she did it, she stole April's little tape and got it to Crups, she orchestrated the fall of the Glamazons, she got all her power back, and then some and all without using sex. Asking April if she is familiar with the classic 1974 Elton John title "The Bitch is Back".
Episode 18
The Brain Game
Fri, Apr 27, 200145 mins
Mary Cherry fails to win over the judges of "Pop Tarts" talent show with her rendition of Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus". After being humiliated by them, Mary Cherry decides to assemble a team to compete on a local cable academic-challenge program in hopes that she'll be discovered for her looks and "personality". Cherry Cherry has to attend Kennedy High after her low SAT score comes back to haunt her. She wants in on her daughter's team when Josh also tries out for it. Josh turns to Harrison to help him get onto Mary Cherry's team to prove he isn't just another dumb jock. Harrison discovers that Josh has an uncanny knowledge of chicken that gets him on Mary Cherry's team. Carmen decides to ditch studying for the SAT's in favor of Salsa lessons, which she isn't very good at but falls in love with her instructor Pablo, who can't speak much English. Lily becomes afraid Josh will make a fool of himself on "The Big Head Challenge", hosted by Ed McMahhn, deciding not to go. Cherry Cherry assembles her own team, consisting of the same three judges that ridiculed her daughter and herself and a man that looks like Steven Hawking the world's smartest man. After seeing Pablo dancing with another woman she becomes jealous and unable to concentrate quitting her dance lessons. Cherry Cherry's team takes an early lead in the game, having Sam and Brooke to pick up the slack in a series of questions about WB shows and about Brooke herself. It's all left up to Josh to win the game, Josh struggles with continuing on with the game, luckily Harrison convinces the others to keep Josh on the team, and Sam tells him to do it for himself and not for Lily, who is watching at Brooke and Sam's home. For a guy who knows a lot about chicken its up to Harrison to let him know that Poultry is Chicken, picking the category and wining the game. Carmen thinks she's made a fool of herself with Pablo, who shows up at her school with his first English phrase asking her out for a coffee or juice. Lily realizes that with the SAT's she got all caught up in them that she forgot what it is that she love's so much about Josh making up with him in the end and apologizing for not supporting him more.
Episode 19
I Know What You Did Last Spring Break
Fri, May 4, 200145 mins
When Ms. Glass asks the glass to write down where they went on spring break and how many people they slept with, the Kennedy High students are quarantined at the school after Harrison shows symptoms of an exotic disease, Rip Valley Fever, he may have contracted during his vacation in Yemen. He and Sam are locked up in the nurses station together forcing them to face their feelings for each other. In a hilarious "I Know What You Did Last Summer" spoof, the kids are hunted by a mysterious killer who knows what each of them did. Mary Cherry is the first to get the call from the killer having spent her spring break trying out for a bad horror movie willing to do anything to be a scream queen, anything. The gang all split up after finding out the odds of their plane crashing are 1:1. Harrison tells Sam that he met a girl while in Yemen, and when asked by Sam if he slept with her he tells her no, cause it wasn't her. Josh is the next target of the killer while showering in the boys locker room where the killer leaves a photo of him and Lily that could result in him being suspended from school, resulting in a towel chase. They decide to figure out who could possibly be the killer by interrogating Ms Glass, April Tuna and Nicole, all but Josh and Lily thinking Nicole could be the killer. Josh and Lily went back to the school to have a romantic diner where they first met when Nicole finds them, threatening to turn them for drinking alcohol on school premises. She offers not to turn them in if he kisses her, opting to pull hair from the boys locker room drains then kiss her, which she makes them do. Sam tells Harrison about how she spent her vacation at George's house, where she meets his mother and grandmother finding out that he has yet to tell his grandmother about them dating. Feeling he is ashamed of her cause his grandmother pouted for weeks when his brother dated a white girl thinking he no longer loves her and left. In a weak moment Harrison and Sam share a kiss when George walks in on them after breaking into the school to get Sam some help. He reveals he told his grandmother about her and she likes Sam, turns out that his grandmother didn't like his brothers girlfriend because of her character. In an attempt to lure the killer Nicole and Brooke dress up in sexy lingerie, Brooke feels ridiculous leaving Nicole to be the damsel in distress. Sam feels her kiss with Harrison was a mistake and when he asks her to tell him that she felt nothing when they kissed she can't. Harrison breaks the window open letting Sam out to run back to George and stop tormenting him. Nicole is unable to lure the killer out, which Carmen points out that usually killers in horror films are attracted to virgins. Lily and Josh become the decoy luring April Tuna and not the killer. Ms Glass becomes the next target of the killer who proves to easy a target when she is not frightened and wants the killer to kill her. Brooke and George have a talk where Brooke lets it slip that she knows that Harrison isn't sick and she knows what he did for spring break. The real CDC woman shows up breaking into the school finding out that the phony CDC woman is the travel agent that they screwed over when they canceled their vacation. She had earned her own spring break of a life time loosing her compensation bonus vowing revenge. After the real CDC doctor examines Harrison she gives him a clean bill of health as the sun comes up. George and Brooke force Harrison to tell Sam what he really did for spring break. After Brooke finds Jamie with his ex-girlfriend she ran into Harrison at a hotel and hung out together. They talked about love and hurting ones they love, sharing a moment that brings them closer together in an intimate way. Breaking everyone's heart especially Sam's who walks away from Harrison this time never wanting to see him again.
Episode 20
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape...
Fri, May 11, 200145 mins
Sam and Brooke give Harrison the silent treatment after they realize that he misled both of them, meanwhile having to decide on a name for the new baby. Josh learns that his mother's new job requires them to move to another state away from school, his friends and Lily. Mary Cherry backs into Big Bertha Muffin's car while impatiently waiting to park her Hummer, Carmen tells her that she has to leave a note, and in typical Mary Cherry fashion she signs it Nicole Julian. In chemistry class Ms Glass decides to teach the class a lesson on trust. Brooke convinces Sam she can patch things up with George having though she was in a life threatening situation when she kissed Harrison. Big Bertha confronts Nicole about hitting her car when Nicole points out the letter head on the note, "From the desk of Mary Cherry", turning the 7 year students rage onto Mary Cherry. Sam tries to talk to George being to late to fix their relationship in his eyes. Josh talks to his father, not wanting to move and leave Lily making the hard decision to move back in with his difficult demanding father who sets out a new set of rules. Brooke confronts Harrison first about what happened between them wanting to believe Harrison that he didn't mean what happened to them was a mistake telling him to kiss her in the hall to prove he feels something for her unknowingly to them Sam witnesses it all. Mary Cherry makes a counter offer to Big Bertha offering everything a Trailer Park Queen like her could want. Bertha rejects her offer still wanting to inflict pain on Mary Cherry. Sam asks Brooke what she was doing kissing Harrison, who tells her that she was just upping the ante instead of just giving him the silent treatment. Brooke learns that there is no longer anything between Sam and George, which Sam blames on Harrison. She decides to play along with Brooke's little plan and toy with Harrison. Lily learns of Josh's fathers conditions not liking it suggesting one other option to her boyfriend, marriage. Lily consults Carmen about her decision while Josh talks to George about it each asking them very good questions to make sure they are sure marriage is the best thing. Sam talks with Harrison about their kiss, telling him that things with George are over confessing her feelings for him, which makes Harrison second guess if her feelings for him are real, asking her out on a date anyway. Mary Cherry turns to Sugar Daddy for help buying him off to scare Bertha off, failing. Sam and Brooke's plan begins to come together as Sam sets up a date with Harrison that she has no intention of showing up for. Josh writes a heartfelt letter to Lily that he reads to her getting down on one knee proposing to her. Meanwhile Mary Cherry has a casket built for her in the Novac when Nicole walks in making fun of her. After she leaves Nicole takes Mary Cherry's last will and testament to see what she has left for her. Mary Cherry and Big Bertha face off in the school hall a la old west stand off, when Mary Cherry faints this time being caught by Nicole who comes to her defense. She gives Bertha an ultimatum which it seems she doesn't understand. Nicole stops Bertha knocking her out cause no one gets to push Mary around but her. Brooke decides to show up to the restaurant where Harrison waits for Sam, not wanting to see him get stood up telling him that this was all Sam's idea when Sam shows up leaving Harrison to think neither of them like him they only dislike each other resulting in a food fight between the two. Lily and Josh go through with their plans to get married after things go south with his mother, his father having already signed the papers. Josh has Lily fall back catching her to prove that he will always be there for her. Sam and Brooke get a lecture from Sam's mother when her water breaks going into labor
Episode 21
Promblems
Fri, May 18, 200145 mins
In the series finale cliffhanger, Sam's mother gives birth to a new baby girl. With the junior prom coming it seems no one has a date, with Lily and Josh more concerned about their new marriage situation, George and Sam split up Nicole also going stag. Ms. Glass posts a tenant flyer that Josh and Lily consider taking, Josh being frustrated with living with Lily's mother who won't let him sleep with his own wife. Brooke and Sam are both at odds when it comes to deciding who will go to the prom with Harrison so Brooke suggests that he take both of them to the prom instead. With their new found sisterly bond this inspires Mary Cherry to take on a sister herself choosing Nicole which is met with rejection. Much to her surprise Mary Cherry finds out that she has a long lost twin sister Baby Honey Child (B-Ho), who grew up in the Bronks. Josh and Lily try to make the best of moving in with Ms Glass and her over the top rules which include doing her yard work 10 hours a week among other tasks. While sitting with George, Nicole comes up with the devious plan of the two of them going to the prom together manipulating him into asking her to the prom. B-Ho takes Mary Cherry's place after meeting with mama Cherry putting Mary up for adoption. Nicole weaves her web when she runs into Sam in the Novac telling Sam that George is taking her to the prom, that George has chosen her just like Harrison will choose Brooke stirring up Sam's jealously over Brooke. Josh and Lily find that married life isn't as fun as they thought it would be deciding to have their own prom at home with a romantic dinner and maybe after consummate their marriage. Harrison picks up his tux, going to a place that Brooke suggested getting a cumber bun that matches her dress, making Sam even more jealous. Sam tells Brooke that she talked to Nicole who spilled all the details of her sorted little plan. Josh and Lily get jobs to help make ends meet already being one month behind on their rent. In a "Annie" style musical number Mary Cherry's "mother" comes to get her, Sweet Honey Child (Rupaul) her daddy, a cross dresser. Brooke confronts Nicole about the lies she is spreading standing up to Nicole, who, with her new power, informs Brooke she can no longer tell her what to do. That love is power and popularity and now she is the most loved. Brooke ends their friendship for good this time seeing to it that she does not end up at the prom with George. While trying to sell windows Josh meets a lonely elderly woman that is lonely, not wanting to take advantage of her generosity he splits breaking his window sample having a break down of his own. The night of the prom Nicole gets a call from George who informs her that he is sick with food poisoning, making her think that Brooke had something to do with it. Sam and Brooke name their new baby sister Mackenzie, after the MC in their last names having a sisterly moment of their own, and having to make Harrison choose one of them. During their romantic dinner Lily tells Josh she broke one of his Gecko's tails not knowing they break on their own, Josh tells her that he broke something as well, his window, which was all the money they had left. Josh gets upset scaring Lily, who he loves and decides not to make love to her, not wanting it to be like it has turned out, not knowing if they will be okay. Nicole ends up at the McQueen home drunk, looking for Brooke wanting to get her back for ruining her night. Making Nicole to believe that the only way she gets attention is when she does something truly horribly wicked. Brooke, Sam and Harrison have dinner before they head to the prom where they make Harrison decide, who has already made his decision not wanting to hurt either of them. Brooke runs from the restaurant in tears as Sam chases after her as Nicole comes speeding down the road with Brooke in her headlights, Brooke lets out a scream as all goes black and sirens are heard. Unfortunately, this intended season finale ended up being the series finale never resolving the cliffhangers of; Lily and Josh, Mary Cherry, Harrison's choice Sam or Brooke, and the fate of Brooke.