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Popular Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 1999 - 2000
Episode 1
The Phantom Menace
Wed, Sep 29, 199945 mins
In the series opener that revolves around a group of high school students with a warped, twisted, yet hilarious view on high school and teen angst; Sam a "wannabe" and her crew are the opposite of Brooke and her "popular" crew. These two girls butt heads as Brooke plans the first big party of the school year. After Sam alienates her friends getting a painful nose piercing to impress an older teacher, she comes to her senses. With her friends they decide to crash Brooke's party. Sam's mother goes on a trip where she meets a man, the father of Brooke, her arch rival, who both come in during all the commotion between the "Wannabe's" and "Popular" groups. Discovering the horrible outcome that their parents have gotten engaged to each other.
Episode 2
Mo' Menace, Mo' Problems
Thu, Sep 30, 199945 mins
Previously on Popular...in the second episode Carmen ditches school the day after the cheer-leading roster is posted, and is nowhere to be found. Nicole and Brooke deal with the backlash from their fellow classmates. In a rare occurrence in the series, we get to see the inside of the teachers lounge as they gossip about the students. The Drama teacher and Football Coach butt heads about Josh joining the school musical which also causes Sugar Daddy to confront Josh about it, upset that he didn't tell him. In the wake of Carmen's disappearance and bravery to try out for the Cheerleading squad, Lily decides to stand up for her beliefs choosing to oppose Ms. Glass by refusing to dissect a frog. While editing Sam's interviews, Harrison has her watch Carmen's, a revealing look as to why she wants to be a cheerleader so much stemming from her childhood. Mr. Grant reviews the interviews with Sam wanting her to go back to Brooke, assuming she is going to her and Nicole's party. After having her books knocked out of her hands by another angry student, Sam helps her pick them up and offers to help her study for Chemistry class, in so doing getting an invite to Brooke's party. To add to everything she is going through, Josh also puts Brooke down, making her feel even worse as Harrison also points out to Sam that she has abandoned everything she believes in, thereby putting her in her place as well. Brooke unknowingly finds Carmen at a diner. Approaching her, she discovers that the two have much more in common then they think. The big party night comes, but isn't much fun for Brooke who is upset that Josh is a no-show. Lily comes across Carmen at the beach near the airport, telling her how they all missed her at school and how she took the 5th on the frog, Carmen being her inspiration. After Harrison blasts Sam she takes the initiative asking Mr. Grant to dinner to go over her questions for the interview and getting her nose pierced. Sam discovers that Mr. Grant is already involved. Feeling like a fool, Sam apologizes to her friends for the way she had been acting. Getting their forgiveness when she figures out that their group and her group are the same - trying to make it through the day without being figured out. The "wannabe" group decides to confront Brooke and her "popular" crew at their party having it out with each other, when Brooke's dad and Sam's mother walk in as the two girls discover that their parents are now engaged, merging the parental units.
Episode 3
Under Siege
Thu, Oct 7, 199945 mins
Previously on Popular...the parental units collide and in the third episode Sam and Brooke try to deal with their parents getting together. Ms. Glass gives Lily an ultimatum by forcing her to carry around a dead frog in purse until she dissects it. Mary Cherry revels in her new found popularity bumping heads with Lily as their rivalry begins. During class the students learn about standing up for themselves, to make themselves heard and not be bullied. The teacher has them turn their desks to speak in each others voice to communicate which gives Sam and Brooke a chance to have it out with each other with the pending up coming dinner. Josh gets put in the middle of the battle between his football coach and drama teacher who still wants to do both. At lunch Brooke informs her friends and Josh that she has to miss the away game cause she bought out the front row at the upcoming school musical starring her boyfriend. Sam gets a mysterious call from a man calling himself deep throat that offers her some information concerning Brooke McQueen, the informant turns out to be Mr. Vincent the drama teacher. He gives same the football coaches fiscal budget that also includes the cheer leading budget as well. With this new found information Sam writes an expose about the cheer leading school budget, leading to the squads termination and its remaining funds being redistributed to the drama department. The mystery of the posh Novac is revealed, a student with a Kim Novac fetish had it done in her honor. Nicole swears revenge on Sam for her editorial when Mr. Grant comes to her rescue giving Nicole an idea. Mr. Vincent moves the date of the opening for the school musical to the day of homecoming insuring Josh will miss the game. Lily daydreams in a 70's style featuring Harrison and Carmen as they go after Ms. Glass kicking her ass, who is also upset with Sam for not running the animals rights editorial. Brooke and Nicole meet with the football coach in of all places, the boys locker room where they find out that he may have to shut down the cheer leading squad getting Brooke, to go to Josh and try to talk him into quitting the musical, and play at homecoming to get funding and restoring the cheer leading squad. Nicole goes to the principal telling her about the alleged sexual misconduct between Sam and Mr. Grant where Sam lets it slip that they had gone to dinner together. At the family dinner the claws come out as Brooke and Sam try to run down the other. Brooke catches Sam in her bedroom looking through all her expensive things. Sam informs Brooke that a few years ago her father passed away asking Brooke if her mother passed away where she finds out that she left and Sam makes an insult to Brooke resulting in her rival slapping her. The next day, Sam's friends apologize to Sam after Harrison tells them how upset she was and missing her father. Josh decides to take a break from his friends and Brooke to clear out the voices in his head, which Brooke feels she deserves. Mr. Vincent is exposed and resigns from his job for stealing the files which he gave to Sam. Lily scores a 98 percent in her frog anatomy exam which Principal Hall tells Ms. Glass to end her frog purse torture. In the Novac, Brooke apologizes to Sam for slapping her, which Sam felt she deserved. They share how hurt their parents were realizing they really do love each other. Lily buries her frog winning her battle and standing up for her rights which Josh commends her for as he struggles not to cave in to what people want of him which Lily tells him not to cave in.
Episode 4
Windstruck
Thu, Oct 14, 199945 mins
A wild wind is blowing into town. While Sam goes to interview the new drama teacher about the school play, she gets talked into standing in for Josh's rehearsal. While sitting on his lap playing the role of his daughter Josh has a normal teenage boy reaction that he is unable to control. Sam freaks bolting, telling Carmen about what happened during rehearsal. Nicole coach's Brooke on giving off more heat to attract Josh, making an uncomfortable situation in the Novac when Brooke goes in to remove her bra. After Nicole and Brooke bash Sam, her and Carmen leave when Nicole makes the comment about Sam not knowing what would turn a guys head. Harrison has to deal with a bad haircut and Lily has to get a job at Mr. Cluck's, a place she despises. Josh asks Sam to keep what happened between the two a secret, showing up for class late making Carmen wonder if there is something really going on with Sam and Josh. Sam begins to daydream about being with Josh during french glass. While Carmen sends Lily an email about Josh popping a pup tent she accidentally sends it everyone. Soon the school is a buzz with the news. Sam goes to find Carmen when she runs into Brooke having words with her in the Novac. Cemistry class becomes uncomfortable when Mary Cherry asks Ms. Glass if it is possible for the male species to control an erection. Sam runs from class being humiliated, as Mary Cherry's burner flares burning off her eyebrows. Brooke and Josh plan a time and date to finally have sex. Emery Dick tries to sell a butt bolo to Nicole who refuses until she accidentally "rips one" buying one to keep Emery's mouth shut. While interrogating Mary about what she did in Chem class Brooke reveals to Nicole that her and Josh are really virgins, which Mary over hears quickly spreading this juicy gossip around the school. Josh and Brooke's plan to have sex are diminished when Brooke freaks out finding out that everyone at school now knows they are virgins. Josh turns to Sam to rag on her about what has happened but ends up talking to her finding out that they went to the same elementary school. Nicole catches them talking quickly leaving when she accidentally once again "rips one." Lily tries to offer alternatives to customers while at work, when her boss forces her to apologize to the customer and take a bit of chicken. Brooke and Nicole decide to have a few drinks after Nicole tells Brooke what she saw. Brooke catches Harrison spying on them asking him to come down after Nicole goes inside to barrow on of Brooke's jackets. Sam goes to Carmen to tell her about the time she just spent with Josh at school, falling for him. While talking with Harrison Brooke feels the effect of drinking too much. Nicole decides to bolt heading home to help with her mom's bridge night. Brooke asks Harrison not to leave wanting him to stay with her. Josh asks for Sam's help in translating a poem into french for a girl, while Brooke thanks Harrison for staying with her. Both their dreams are dashed when Sam finds out that Josh was trying to translate the poem for Brooke. Sam and Harrison share their heartbreak as the wind stops.
Episode 5
Slumber Party Massacre
Thu, Oct 21, 199945 mins
It's Carmen's 16 birthday, so she invites everyone to her birthday slumber party hoping that Glamazons will accept her. Sam warns her that she's making a mistake and that they will only make fun of her but she ignores her friend's advice. Nicole and her gang have no intentions of coming until Nicole meets Carmen's dreamy older brother, twenty something Leo. Lily asks Carmen if she could postpone her party since Lily has to help out in the local chicken restaurant. Fearing that the Glamazons won't attend the party then, Carmen politely refuses Lily's suggestion. Harrison is frustrated that Josh is coming, since he still has feelings for Brooke, his childhood friend and Josh's current girlfriend. Brooke takes Josh into an empty room in the school to have sex with him but nurse Glass, Ms. Glass twin sister, catches them before things go to far. All the girls except Lily show up at the party. Everything is going well at first as Nicole, Mary Cherry and Poppita Fresh explain Carmen how to be more like them. Brooke sneaks out to let Josh in and they try to have sex in Carmen's mother's bedroom. Nicole tries to seduce Carmen's brother but this backfires. When Sam shows up and it turns out that she and Leo are old friends, Nicole is furious and decides to take her revenge on poor Carmen. Sam and Leo talk about his meandering life after high school. Nicole shows Carmen her trick with hypnosis and seemingly hypnotizes Carmen to act like a chicken. With that, her humiliation throughout the night begins. Sam tries to stop it but fails. She interrupts Brooke and Josh and angrily tells her to help Carmen if she's not as bad as Sam thinks she is. Sam then returns home only to leave in disgust after she sees her mom and Brooke's dad on top of eachother making out on the floor.
Episode 6
Truth or Consequences
Sat, Nov 6, 199945 mins
The Kennedy High cafeteria is a war zone, covered in food and slop, and the two instigators, Sam and Brooke, now tell Principal Hall how it all began. Last Monday 7:29 AM, Sam asks her mother what she did while she was at the slumber party, so she tells Sam that her and Mike had dinner. When she asks Sam what she did at the slumber party she responds by telling her they watched this really gross creepy movie called The Beast With Two Backs. Brooke's father is a bit more forthcoming, telling her he spent the night at Jane's house. Ms. Glass announcers the Biology Midterm, with a universal moan from the class. She singles Brooke out using her as an example that the rest of the students should follow. Harrison is invited by Sugar to golf with him and Josh, as their caddy, that offends him. Sam catches Brooke giving her her dad's boxers that he left at her house. Mary Cherry, Poppy and Nicole try to study, while Brooke seems to have no problem and being much more disciplined, they come up with Operation Angels. Poppy follows Ms. Glass who is headed off to make her banana smoothie, while Mary keeps watch Nicole slips into the classroom to make a copy of the answers for the midterm. Mary Cherry stops Ms. Glass on her way back asking her what the pro's and con's are to feminine douching, giving Nicole the chance to slip out unnoticed. Brooke ends up with her first stress zit, and Nicole reveals she has the answers to the midterm when Sam comes out of one of the stalls overhearing their conversation, wishing them luck. Sam goes to Mr. Grant to get help on what to do with what she knows, he advises her that she needs proof and to take it slow keeping her antenna up. While Brooke is at home she runs into her dad and Jane sneaking around, feeling lied to after her dad told her he would no longer sneak around. It's the day of the midterm and everyone is stressing, all except for Mary, Poppy, and Nicole. Carmen purchases one of Emery's excuse slips to get out of the test, a note that claims she has a distended anus. Thursday, Judgement Day, the class gets back their tests in which the cheerleaders all gets A's, SD gloats to Mary Cherry about his B, upon which she shushes him. Sam wants to go after the cheerleaders to out them, and talks Harrison into going golfing with Josh and SD, to get him to talk. Harrison gets the information he needs, but after having fun with them he decides not to turn the taped confession into Sam, lying to her. Sam sneaks into Harrison's locker taking the tape to find out for herself. Another manic Monday, Sam rushes to Mr. Grant telling him about the information she found out. Mary Cherry overhears this, and informs her fellow cheerleaders. When Sam tries to talk to Harrison, he blows her off causing her to run the story without asking him first. Sam runs into Brooke in the Novac, who asks Sam not to run the story, which Sam won't do unless Brooke admits that she is a hypocrite and she cheated, which Brooke does. She also tells Sam about stumbling on their parents having sex causing the two girls to share a moment. Brooke tells Sam how she cracked and broke into Nicole's locker and looked at the answers, telling Sam because in a strange way she is the only one that can understand what she is going through. Sam decides to kill the story, but is too late, the paper has already been distributed because of her hot cheating story. Bloody Tuesday, Sam is greeted with less then pleasant greetings from Poppy, Nicole and Mary. Josh and Sugar go after Harrison figuring out he taped them. Sam shows up to break up the fight between Harrison and Josh, getting the cold shoulder from Harrison as well. Sam tries to apologize to Brooke who won't accept it. In Bio Class Ms. Glass asks for the cheater to step forward or everyone gets an F, just before Brooke can admit to cheating, Nicole stands up claiming she is the one that cheated. As punishment for cheating, Principal Hall revokes Nicole's participation in homecoming. Josh confronts Brooke again about cheating to which she admits she did, which doesn't sit well with Josh. Sam tries to talk to Harrison again, where he tells her he is sick of her agenda against Brooke. The two have words with each other, and Lily asks them to stop, tossing a bun at Harrison who throws it back hitting Sam. Sam tosses her lunch at Harrison hitting Brooke instead, starting the food fight. Ms. Glass walks in being bombarded by the students, bringing us back to the beginning of the episode when Principal Hall asks how it all started. Mike and Jane are there as well informing them that everything is going to change. After telling the girls the truth about their relationship they tell them the consequences, they will be moving in together.
Episode 7
Queen B.
Thu, Nov 11, 199945 mins
It's time to pick the new homecoming queen again. Nicole is banned from participating but Principal Brooke accepts Nicole's offer to read the nominees for her, since the Principal is blind. Nicole uses this opportunity to rig the nominee process by pretending as a practical joke that Carmen's name is on one of the suggestion slips. The principal doesn't realize this and adds Carmen's name to the nominee list which also includes Poppy Mary Cherry, and of course Brooke, who's been carrying the title for years now and is the only favorite once again. Nicole asks Cherry and Poppy to quit and support Brooke, but they aren't budging. Mary Cherry wants to win to impress her imposing mother and cut throat businesswoman Cherry Cherry. Upon hearing about this, Cherry Cherry arrives to support her daughter and personally run her campaign as dirty as necessary including voter fraud. Poppy is asked by other black students to run. Carmen is ecstatic that she's on the ballot as well and plans to run a small underdog campaign. Sam offers to be her campaign manager, partly in order to spite Brooke. Brooke decides to run a simple unimposing campaign. Meanwhile, Sam and Brook's parents movie in together and the girls becoming roommates despite their strong opposition. They immediately begin a feud over the bathroom privileges. Their parents try to bring them together over a slide show family night. However, one of the photos in the slide show is of Sam's late father which brings down the mood. Another photo is a highly unflattering picture of Brooke while sick with the flu. Sam takes it with her to show it to Carmen and make fun of Brooke but she accidentally drops it and someone else sinisterly picks it up. When the photo becomes the focal point of an anonymous smear campaign against Brooke in the elections, she blames Sam. While all this is happening, the chess club gang led by psychotic April Tuna plans to have a write in candidate.
Episode 8
Tonight's the Night
Thu, Nov 18, 199945 mins
The new controversial hit pop music video that promotes promiscuity and sex causes moral panic among teachers and parents. Sam's mom finds an unused condom in her daughter's drawer. Worried, she has an in-depth talk with embarrassed Sam and Brooke about the birds and the bees. Brooke bets Sam that Sam can't find a boyfriend before the big family dinner and Sam bets Brooke that Brooke can't show that her relationship with Josh is more than simple physical attraction. Brooke agrees to bring Josh to their first big family dinner and Sam gets her friend and Carmen's older brother Leo, who now works as a tennis coach, to pretend to be her boyfriend for the dinner. She realizes she has a crush on him. The controversial song proves to be highly popular among the high-schoolers, especially April Tuna's geek squad, and everyone starts talking about sex. Lily with Harrison's help starts promoting condoms and safe sex, despite the school's ban on these and nurse Glass' strong protest. Several students, who are all virgins, plan to finally lose their virginity. Brooke and Josh plan a romantic night that leads to their first sex. Sugar meets a girl in a chat room, who claims to be one of the Glamazons, and the two agree to meet in a nice hotel and lose their virginity together. Since everyone in the chat room is anonymous and people can't see one another, Sugar lies about his looks. Harrison is frustrated that all his friends are girls, yet he can't get a date, so he suggest to Lily that the two of them have their first sexual experience together, as friends and without any pressure. Lily likes the idea, so Harrison rents and prepares a nice romantic hotel suite for this special occasion. Things don't go as planned for any of them.
Episode 9
Wild, Wild Mess
Thu, Dec 2, 199945 mins
The janitor's at the school are on strike leaving the place in a hurricane of garbage. Sam stumbles upon someone taking a pregnancy test at school, quickly hiding in a nearby stall noticing it is none other then Brooke. The students get to choose a guest principal for a day, also dealing with the unsanitary conditions. Sam tries to find out if everything is okay with Brooke, being told not to by the blonde. Brooke confides in her best friend Nicole about suspecting she is pregnant wondering if she should tell Josh which Nicole tells her not to until she knows for sure. While walking between classes, Nicole, Mary Cherry and Sugar D, discuss about having a celebrity as their guest principal, Gwyneth Paltrow, finding out that Sugar D knows her personal shopper. Meanwhile Sam, Carmen, and Lily try to talk Harrison into asking his mother to get them in contact with George Stephanopoulos, after being shot down they decide to go to her on their own. Josh confronts Brooke about not talking to her and trying to be friends where she accidentally let it slips that she might be pregnant. Josh goes to the pharmacy to get pregnancy tests when Sam, Lily and Carmen walk in to see Harrison's mother asking her about George, when they find out that Harrison's mother is a lesbian. After finding out that Sugar D's connection to Gwyneth has refused their request, Nicole and Mary Cherry decide to take matters into their own hands. Sam has an awkward moment with Josh when he shows up at their house to leave Brooke some pregnancy tests angering Brooke who throws him out and threatens Sam if she breathes a word to anyone she will live to regret it. Harrison has an argument with his mother after finding out that his friends have discovered that they now know she is a lesbian, if its not bad enough that he hangs with three girls and not dating any of them, he doesn't want the entire school to think he's queer too. Mary, Nicole and Sugar kidnap Gwyneth Paltrow's personal shopper tying him up in the bowls of the school forcing him to call Gwyneth. After taking several tests Brooke believes she is pregnant, which Sam suggest she goes to the clinic to get a real test. Meanwhile at the school and with their captive prisoner Nicole and Mary decide to try on Gwyneth's clothes having a mini fashion show not quite fitting into all the outfits and shoes. Lily and Carmen try to get Harrison to sign his mother up for Principal for the Day, unintentionally angering him. Josh finds Sam trying to find out if she knows anything more about Brooke's suspected pregnancy. Jane comes home looking for Sam and finding some information on pregnancy that she left for Brooke telling her mother that its research for a school project. Sugar lets Felix have something to eat while Mary and Nicole are out. When they return they threaten Felix, making him fear they are going to kill him. Brooke has a nightmare about her pregnancy with a musical number about being a prom mom on the floor. She decides to go to the clinic which Sam comes along to give her support, calling Josh to get him to come down to the clinic. Lily and Carmen try to apologize to Harrison which he just brushes them off. Mary and Nicole get more impatient waiting for Gwyneth to call beginning to turn on each other. Sugar talks the crazed girls into letting Felix go after the two guys boost their ego's. Josh shows up to the clinic to be there for Brooke since she didn't get into the situation on her own. During school Brooke calls to find out that her test results have come back negative which makes her ecstatic. She shows Nicole a spread in InStyle magazine on Gwyneth, where Nicole discovers that the man they thought was her personal shopper wasn't after all. Before leaving the Novac Brooke thanks Sam for all her help. Nicole, Mary and Sugar find out that Felix was really an escaped mental patient that likes to pretend he is Gwyneth's personal shopper. After having a talk with his mother Harrison decides to sign the Prinicpal for the Day ballot, submitting it.
Episode 10
Fall on Your Knees
Thu, Dec 9, 199945 mins
This Christmas episode is the show's take on Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. It's the last day before Christmas and everyone is feeling the Christmas spirit. Everyone, except for Nicole, who hates Christmas with passion ever since her best friend and mentor Marley Jacob died from anorexia on Christmas, a year before. Nicole was just a book nerd back then but the death of her friend changed her completely and she decided to immediately take over Marley's position of the school's queen bee. The gang is invited to Christmas family dinner at Sam and Brooke's place and even April Tuna's geeks are welcomed. Meanwhile, Nicole becomes meaner than ever and teases Carmen, who now walks on crutches. She has broken her ankle while practicing for the Glamazons hoping that they'll let her try out for them again soon. Competitive Nicole then steals money from the blind Principal Hall's charity box to fill up her own charity box. Later, she humiliates Ms. Glass, who took up a second job as a beauty shop clerk, which leads to her being fired. Nicole even refuses to go to Sam and Brooke's party. On the Christmas Eve, Nicole is visited by the damned spirit of her friend Marley as well as three other spirits - the ghost of Christmas past (who turns out to be Ms. Glass), the ghost of Christmas present (who turns out to be Mary Cherry) and the spooky ghost of Christmas future. (who remains masked but seems to be Death or the Grim Reaper). Can all these spirits change Nicole's view on Christmas as well life in general at least for this one special day?
Episode 11
Ex, Lies and Videotape
Thu, Jan 13, 200045 mins
Carmen makes her debut as a Glamazon, something that she has been striving for since the beginning of the school year, appropriately dancing to Madonna's Shining Star. Opening night of the school play looms over Josh who doesn't want to tell his dad about the play. Over breakfast his father tells him that he is coming to Friday's recruitment dinner, something he doesn't want to attend. Sam is summoned to the principal's office leaving her to April Tuna who is developing a scary stalker syndrome. Sam is introduced to Jamie Gunn, the producer of Enterteenment Today, who was impressed with Sam enough to get a segment on her show. Sam is over joyed, until Brooke comes in, who is also asked to be the on air interviewer. As Brooke frets over her new found stardom, when Nicole reveals what Brooke's career match up test result was for a Rodeo Clown. The girls get a good laugh out of it until Mary Cherry reveals her's was for a serial killer. Lily makes plans to go take her DMV test with Carmen, when April arrives to get Carmen to sign a poster of herself to sell on her website. Sam and Brooke brainstorm idea's with their producer who is a bit off her rocker. She shoots down Sam's in depth interview idea's when Brooke makes a suggestion about interviewing a teen star. Sam gives her own twist to the idea, taking a stab a Brooke, suggesting they interview their own star right at Kennedy High, their star quarterback, star of the school play and all around popular guy, Josh Ford. Harrison is forced to run interference between the two as the squabble and argue. Carmen spends lunch with the cheerleaders when Mary comes along informing the girls that she has landed a stylist to do their photo's, inviting Carmen along with them. Sam tries to get Josh to do the interview who is reluctant to do it until Sam tells that Brooke is the one doing the interview, changing his mind. The wait for Brooke to arrive to do the interview, who has spent too much time trying to pick out an outfit missing their opportunity to interview him when the drama teacher pulls him away. This angers Sam, who fires Brooke, who decides to quit instead, firing Sam as she does. Josh tells his father about the documentary that Sam and Brooke are doing, telling him the main reason they want to do the interview with him is because he is doing the school play, making his father mad at him, who told him to quit the team mad that Josh has been lying to him. Josh's mother supports him, telling him to do the play if he wants. Brooke and Sam are still at odds, still attempting to work together to get the interview done. April Tuna continues her obsession with Carmen purchases Carmen's panties from Mary Cherry. As Brooke tries to interview Josh, he opens up to her telling her about the problems he is having at home, giving them some great incite into this up and coming star. Lily heads to the DMV on her own, taking a horrible picture, wanting to take another but being refused by the man who use to be her old manager at Mr. Clucks, that she got fired. Lily brushes off Carmen as she arrives with Mary, Nicole and Poppy and their personal stylist. April pops up with a "Go Carmen" sign outside the DMV, beginning to freak her out. Poppy is up first taking her test in Mary's Hummer, driving like a stunt driver. Mary is next with the obstacle course traversing it like a pro breaking before she hits her friends. Nicole "accidently" drops the keys bending over to give the instructor a good view down her top to pass her test. Carmen is distracted during her driving test hitting April Tuna who is video taping her test. Sam and Brooke decide to go to Josh's home to interview his mother, angering Josh who never gave them his permission to invade his privacy, feeling used. In a fit of rage he decides to quit the play and the interview. The night of the play, Carmen decides she needs to talk with April about her stalker obsession. Brooke, Sam and Harrison panic afraid Josh isn't showing, who arrives in time deciding to go on after realizing he wanted to do the play for himself. As Josh is about to go on his father arrives much to his joy, until he goes out to perform his solo, resulting in his dad walking out. As soon as the curtain falls Josh rushes out to tell his dad off, finally facing up to him, who wishes he could be more like his brother's. Josh informs his father that his brother's hate him, not wanting to be like them and hate his father. Harrison gets it all on tape as the drama unfolds, Josh's mother standing by her son's side. Sam and Brooke finally have put their differences aside to complete the interview segment for Enterteenment Tonight, but not what they originally set out to do. They tape a video message instead, the story on Josh turning out really good, but however they both felt uncomfortable realizing they were bad friends and used a friend. Fame is ultimately about corruption, and erased the tape, so they can sleep better at night, at least Sam, when Brooke reveals she snores keeping her up making Sam reveal that Brooke talks in her sleep, these lurid fantasies that would straighten the curls out of your hair before signing off.
Episode 12
The Trial of Emory Dick
Thu, Jan 20, 200045 mins
Eccentric geeky student Emory Dick, who annoys a lot of people, decides to stand up for his rights and put the Glamazons, Josh, Sugar, Ms. Glass and lunch lady Vera Crups on school trial for harassing him. He demands that his abusers be reprimanded, that the Glamazons are disbanded and that Ms. Glass gives him a passing grade in chemistry, since he believes that she flunked him on purpose. The school's impartial blind principal Cecilia Hall agrees to organize an informal in-house public trial, where both parties will be able to present their case before a jury of their peers. Emory agrees and asks Harrison, whom he considers a friend, to represent him but Harrison refuses in fear of being ridiculed for supporting Emory publicly. Instead, Sam and Lily volunteer to represent Emory and Principal Hall asks surprised Brooke to represent the defendants and the school. Sam, Lily and Brooke take their new legal duties very seriously but they all agree not to ask Carmen to testify, since she's friends with both groups. Meanwhile, Sugar is devastated when he learns that he's been excluded from the school's wrestling team for being too big.
Episode 13
Hope in a Jar
Thu, Jan 27, 200045 mins
It's the dating game and time for Kennedy High's Sadie Hawkins dance. Brooke wonders if she's been going for flowery bloom-age, Sam and Carmen wonder if Josh would be interested in them, as Harrison calculates his odds at being asked to the dance. All of them hating their bodies, which is the theme for this episode. Sugar weighs the guys in for the wresting team telling Josh of his weight loss plan. Harrison looks himself over in the mirror of the locker room looking over at Josh wishing he could look like him. During class the students teacher explains what a real G.I.Joe would look like, having shoulders the size of a refrigerator, and a real Barbie would topple over, giving the students a lesson on finding beauty. April tries to snag Harrison, which Sam saves him from her, telling April she had already asked him to the dance. Nicole, Mary and Poppy all admire Stone Cold, coming up with a contest, whoever looses the most weight by Friday gets to ask Stonecold to the dance. Josh hopes to get Brooke to ask him to the dance, but she is quick to reject him, reminding him that they have broken up. Carmen fumbles over her words as she tries to talk to Josh. Nicole, Mary and Poppy discover Mr. Calory, a talking weight scale making the Novac their battle headquarters. Brooke runs into Harrison outside of the high school, after talking to him she asks Harrison to the dance, which he gladly accepts. The next day Harrison tries to tell Sam that he is going with Brooke, unable to do so, but telling Emory that he has. Lily weighs the students advising them on their healthy weight, condemning the Glamazon's symbol, a waif-like thin archer. Nicole challenges Lily, that if she goes to the dance with Emory Dick she will change the Glamazon logo to the tragically dumpy proportions of the average woman. But if she can make over April Tuna proving beauty is on the outside then the Glamazon logo stays the way it is. Sam advises Carmen on how to ask Josh to the dance, who in the meantime is trying to lose weight and get back in shape. While talking with Harrison, Emory lets it slip that he is going to the dance with Brooke, angering Josh, who leaves him to the mercy of a bar bell. Harrison finds Brooke to find out why she asked him to the dance, when Sam comes along finding out that Harrison has also agreed to go off to the dance with Brooke. Things only get worse when Josh comes along getting Sam to ask him to the dance. The battle continues at home when Sam and Brooke have it out, when Brooke suggests they all go together to see who has more in common with whom. Poppy, Mary and Nicole throw themselves at Stone Cold who is well aware of their bet. While Carmen and Lily are studying, Carmen tells Lily that she is planning to go stag figuring Josh will show up dateless, then she will make her move, but when Lily informs her that Sam had asked Josh it is upsetting Carmen. She confronts Sam who tells Carmen that she is real glad she is going with Josh cause he makes her feel pretty. Carmen and Sam sit down on the steps saying what they hate about their bodies. Nicole, Poppy and Mary try to make over April Tuna, who Mary calls the black hole of beauty. Nicole is determined to make her over and not lose to Lily, as Harrison, Josh, and Sam try to improve themselves. The night of the dance tensions run high between Josh and Harrison, while Lily feels embarrassed about Emory who is enjoying himself in the limo hot tub. Josh calls Harrison out, the two are in no condition to fight so upon returning to the limo, Josh says the Harrison popped him in the jaw, which Brooke finds interesting since she hates violence. Its the big weigh-in as Nicole, Poppy and Mary find out who has lost the most weight, Mr. Calory telling the 'heifers' their results are the same. Mary Cherry has one last resort, a laxative so powerful it is outlawed. The girls unveil "Franken-Tuna" at the dance, who has been made over and feels pretty. Sam has a breast malfunction with her inflatable bra at the dance, running off embarrassed, Brooke finds out that Harrison worked out to impress her. Much to Nicole, Mary and Poppy's dismay, Stone Cold chose April who was the first to see his soul. Carmen finally gets enough courage to ask Josh to dance, who passes out. Emory gets upset, feeling hurt because of only being Lily's political stance. Nicole, Mary and Poppy take revenge on Mr. Calory, using the sledgehammer that Mary carries in her purse to demolish the scale. Principal Hall gives the gang a lesson in humility, wondering if they really think all the things they do really make them more attractive to the opposite sex. She tells the students of how she found love after loosing her sight to diabetes. Carmen finally gets her dance with Josh much to her joy, Lily and Nicole come to a bargain for the logo both losing out on their bet, a 135 lbs C cup image of a woman. They all learn their lesson that its just not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
Episode 14
Caged!
Thu, Feb 3, 200045 mins
Sam and Brooke are now on friendly terms, so they agree to try and get their feuding friends Lily and Carmen and Nicole and Mary Cherry together to get them to reconcile all their differences and animosities in a calm and rational manner. But during lunch Brooke notices that Sam is wearing, without asking, Brooke's favorite bracelet that Brooke's estranged mother gave to Brooke before she left. This reignites her hate for Sam, and when Nicole pushes Carmen one too many times and Carmen snaps and slaps her in return, the two stepsisters and their girlfriends agree to meet after school and resolve their issues once and for all - with their fists. Their friends Sugar, Josh and Harrison are all terrified of the girls' uncontrollable rage and what it might lead to, so they ask Ms. Glass for help. However, she sees the girls' behavior as normal and unavoidable side effect of PMS. To educate the boys further, she gives them a VHS tape of her favorite nature documentary about the fire ants of Madagascar, that also covers the topic of the female fire ants' violent behavior caused by ovulation. In desperation, the boys come up with a ruse to lure the girls into the school bathroom and lock them in hoping that they'd have no other choice but to finally make peace and come together. Meanwhile, Brooke, Sam, Lily, Carmen, Nicole and Mary Cherry's new English literature teacher comes out as gay and asks the girls to write down their deepest dark secrets and then throw these notes in the trash bin and in doing so symbolically let go of their guilt over having them. However, scheming Nicole takes them from the bin afterwards to read them. The boys ploy works and Brooke, Sam, Lily, Carmen, Nicole and Mary Cherry end up locked in in the bathroom together. This causes an all out brawl between the six but they soon calm each other down. Nosy Nicole pulls out the notes with their secrets and writes them all down on the bathroom mirror. After initial objections, the girls begin to confess which secret is whose. Nicole openly suspects Sam of writing the first confession that states that the girl who wrote it is unsure if she's straight, but Lily steps in to say that the confession was actually hers. Lily admits that her recent realization that she's not interested in having sex with Harrison made her question her sexuality, so she and her understanding best friend Carmen kissed a few times to see if Lily might be a lesbian. She eventually concluded that she's not. Carmen is furious that Lily betrayed her trust and decided to talk about this without asking her first. Shamed Mary Cherry admits that she had webbed fingers as a child and still has webbed toes. The other four girls confess their secrets as well but then realize that they all involve Josh, who turns out to be quite a player. Their rage now focuses on him. Meanwhile, the boys try to watch the tape but it turns out that there's something else on it - a possible s&m tape with Ms. Glass as a dominatrix. Just then, Ms. Glass storms in, confiscates the tape and ties up the boys demanding in a paranoid fashion that they admit they new about her video. They deny it, so she calms down and confesses that the tape was made by her one lover Godfrey, who turned out to be quite a perv who enjoys her punishment more than her but she couldn't resist him anyway. She eventually broke off with him and ever since he's been threatening to show the tapes to the principal and get Ms. Glass fired. That's when Godfrey suddenly storms in and takes Ms. Glass and the boys hostage in order to sell them to a white slavery ring.
Episode 15
Booty Camp
Thu, Feb 10, 200045 mins
Sam and Brooke start a crisis hotline for students. They quickly realize how serious and tough job it is. Their first caller is a depressed student, who's been the target of harassment and abusive comments from those who think he's gay, and he's on the edge. He claims he isn't gay and he refuses to report those responsible. Sam and Brooke don't know how to help him but they eventually figure out that his name is Freddy Gong and that his oppressor and greatest teaser is Nicole. Their next caller is Lily who has received lewd comments even from her friends Josh and Sugar after coming to school in a slightly revealing sexy dress for the first time. She is especially disturbed by the fact that her boyfriend Harrison condoned these comments. Lily decides to report the guys to Principal Hall for sexual harassment and Sam and Brooke report Nicole, who immediately concludes that her victim snitched on her. Since the three boys do not understand why what they did is wrong, Principal Hall asks Ms. Glass to bring her androgynous army sergeant brother to give the boys and Nicole a lesson in humility and sensitivity. The sergeant, Rock Glass, turns out to be quite fond of drills and training courses. His plan is to break and reshape them. Meanwhile, Josh's mother tells him that she's leaving his father and asks him to go with her. This disturbs him greatly and he's not sure what to do. Due to the invents in school, Mary Cherry declares herself feminist and composes her own feminist memo. Carmen joins her movement. However, when Mary decides to be peeping Jane and spy on Josh while he's taking a shower and Carmen joins her, Ms. Green catches them in this hypocritical act and sends them to the boot camp as well. Freddy Gong is angry with Brooke and Sam for reporting Nicole, since she now blames him for her being in the camp and will probably torture him even more once she gets out, so he makes a deal with her. If he lies about Brooke and Sam partaking in sexual harassment, Nicole will leave him alone. Sgt. Glass buys it and picks up Brooke and Sam as well. Finally, Lily tries to break her best friend Carmen out of the camp but Sgt. Glass' German shepherd catches them and Lily ends up in the camp as well. Now that the whole gang is there, the guys still blame Lily for dressing up in a sexy way and then being angry with them for commenting on it and Lily is still feeling harassed, objectified, powerless and hurt by their comments. Can the sergeant teach these kids right from wrong?
Episode 16
All About Adam
Thu, Feb 17, 200045 mins
While sitting up in the stands Brooke watches her squad practice, and to see if anyone notices she is up there, she meets Adam, the new kid in school. After practice Brooke brings Adam to the Novack to meet the rest of the squad telling them about his dream to become a cheerleader. This makes Mary Cherry uncomfortable, being a Christian and all, with a man's hairy hands touching her spongy places lifting her buttocks upwards. Nicole is quick to veto it, reminding the girls of the Carmen debacle. At home Brooke tells her family about the treatment Adam received from the girls, prompting Sam to do an expose on him, and that she want's to become the new Chick Power Girl. The next day at school Adam is quick to weave his web, befriending Brooke, and working his magic on Nicole. He boosts Brooke's confidence about becoming the next Chick Power Girl, which Sam is also entered into by Carmen unknown to her. When the call comes in Sam is the one that wins the contest, upsetting Brooke. Harrison and Lily are suspicious of Adam with his contradicting stories that he has told others. Mary Cherry is next on Adam's list who knows her history, having been in a play, Up With People. Mary Cherry dramatically begs him not to tell anyone about it, as her taunts her, she smacks him making out with him in the Novack. Adam visits Poppy next telling her that he knows of her secret, she is International Chapter Presdient of the Hanson Fan Club. Poppy breaks down not being unable to shake her Hanson addiction asking for help. Both Mary and Poppy try to sway Nicole to change her decision about letting Adam on the team, which she isn't ready to do since Brooke is still on the squad. There is a change in the Pep Rally schedule which Adam says he will let Brooke know in their next class. Meanwhile Brooke confronts Carmen as she passes her in the hall upset over the Power Girl thing and telling Carmen that she got the memo, she and Josh are dating. Carmen knocks Brooke down a few pegs. Brooke runs into the Novack crying, she ignores Nicole who is also in there going into a stall to cry. At the Pep Rally Adam suggests that Brooke may be on drugs, being late, when she arrives she informs them that she did not know of the change. Mrs Ross decides to search her finding a bong in her bag getting her kicked off the squad. Harrison and Lily try to investigate Adam Rothchild finding nothing, needing Sam's help. Getting what she wants, the squad, she introduces their very first Manazon, Adam. After a difficult routine choreographed by Adam, Nicole dispenses the girls to talk with Adam, who wants her to retire as captain revealing her fat farm records. Brooke tells Sam she was set up, by Adam, which Sam doesn't believe. Carmen feels horrible for Brooke when she finds out that she has a job selling pretzels, becoming teen trash. Nicole confronts Mary and Poppy to find out what Adam has on them. Poppy suggests that they need to get the goods on him, which Mary Cherry knows that he keeps his wallet in his locker. It's time for Angels Part Deux, the girls try to break into Adam's locker, as he comes back it is Nicole this time to intercepts him sliding down the hall into him, coughing to cover up Mary's hammering on the lock getting his wallet. They team with Lily and Harrison when they find multiple ID's which Mary Cherry deciphers to the theme of Wonder Woman, discovering his real name is Billy-Bob Smelt, getting the Vapors, her brain not use to working so hard. Not knowing what to next Sam steps in to help search records, all his information leading no where, all except for a receipt in his wallet that points to possible locations. Mary figures out that he is from Tupalo flying there to find his original criminal impulse. Nicole goes to Brooke to help them out, telling her she'd rather crawl threw glass then see her sell pretzels and apologizing again to Brooke for sleeping with Josh, being a bitch, telling Brooke she inspires her to do good. Nicole meets with Adam so Brooke can snap pictures of him for Mary to take with her. Also Sam's reign as Chick Power Girl quickly comes to an end when the magazine folds. Mary finally returns back to Kennedy with the first building block in their exorcise Adam quest, the original Adam victim, Wanda Rickets, who is wearing a straight jacket after escaping from the sanitarium. Brooke tries to get information from Wanda, who calls Brooke pretty. Mary threatens to get out her car battery getting Wanda to tell her story. She was much like Brooke, popular, head of the cheer leading squad, being framed for drugs, not knowing his motive. Adam walks in explaining why he did what he did to Wanda and them, being trailer trash, and people like Wanda wouldn't let him forget it. Everyday at school he'd say hi to her, when she finally spoke back snapping at him, calling him trailer trash. Mary and Nicole want revenge, which Brooke says no to, because they are all guilty of wanting to reinvent themselves. Adam decides to turn himself which Nicole decides to go along with him, saving him saying it was another student who planted the bong, who was already caught with drugs clearing Brooke. When Adam asks her why she did that she tells him its because she owns his ass now. Sam, Brooke, Poppy, Wanda, Lily, Harrison and Mary all sit outside eating pie, all except Mary, when Lily realizes it is the first time the two different groups have sat and ate pie together. Brooke decides to commemorate the day by taking pictures of them all.
Episode 17
Lord of the Files
Thu, Feb 24, 200045 mins
"Lord of the Flies" A new Vice-Principal joins the facility of Kennedy High, his good looks draw the attention of the female students. Meanwhile Brooke realizes she is not over Josh after all prompting her to try and win him back from Carmen.
Episode 18
Ch-Ch-Changes
Thu, Apr 20, 200045 mins
Harrison campaigns to save the job of the school's shop teacher when he puts his career in jeopardy by his announcement of plans for a sex-change operation. Meanwhile Cherry Cherry teaches a class at Kennedy High, Home Economics, to serve her community service.
Episode 19
Hard on the Outside, Soft in the Middle
Thu, Apr 27, 200045 mins
Lily speaks before a class of young children telling them of her heinous story, one about freeing a lobster from a restaurant the owner wanting her to pay what he paid for it. She goes to pick little Eddie up, the name she has given the lobster only to find that Mary Cherry is devouring him. Ms. Glass hands back the classes reports on Natural Selection, much to Sam's dismay Brooke receives an A. Lily receives an F on her report Mary Cherry must die, who is sitting next to her telling her that Lil Eddie's sister Lil Babe will soon be in her stomach as well. Sam finds out that the only reason Brooke got a better grade on her paper was because her's was packaged better, Ms. Glass giving her a lesson on natural selection, only the pretty survive. Principal Hall introduces Harrison to Esquist the new foreign exchange student, knowing Chinese, having him show her around. In the Novack Sam decides to change her hair colour to blonde after what Ms. Glass had said to her. Brooke always wins, getting the better grades, the boys and bigger meat at dinner time. Sam wants to taste the big meat of life, Lily agrees with her after loosing Lil Eddie to Mary Cherry having paid five thousand dollars for the lobster. Carmen points out that two of the biggest sex icons of their time, Marolyn and Maddona who also achieved success after going blonde. The three all decide to go blonde to achieve their goals and power they seek. Sugar tells, Brooke, Nicole, Mary and Josh that he wants to go out with Esquisit who he has invited to lunch. Mary quickly pulls her aside whispering in her ear that the only thing exquisite at the school is her ass. Nicole asks Harrison to ask which one Esquisit would like to date, much to the shock of Josh it is not him, but Sugar. Sam, Lily and Carmen make their grand blonde entrance into the cafeteria proving that they can take their grades, their men and their power by matching the blonde's whoreish hair colour. The blonde's bet that they can keep their power even if they go blonde, and who ever looses the bet has to get Mohawks. Mary Cherry discovers that she bares a striking resemblance to Barbara Strisand. Harrison makes his debut as a blonde as well, to support his friends who Sam thinks looks fine. As browns, Brooke, Nicole and Mary make their debut having things tossed at them and being mocked. Mary suggests they go to Ceaser's Crutons finding Lily has gotten Lil Babe, who Mary offers him one million dollars for the lobster. Lily objects, having the bet on natural selection, Ceaser comes up with the suggestion that they have a bowl off at his disco bowl. The Blonde fever catches on with Jane, feeling free and having fun, and Mike who has gone brown after finding a grey hair, trying to cover his age. At dinner, Sam tells Brooke that Carmen is an expert bowler and gets the big meat. The next day at school the browns decide they need help and ask Ms. Glass to join who refuses until Mary Cherry informs her that if they loose Ceaser Crutons will become shell fish free changing her decision to join them. Carmen coaches Lily on bowling, who is terrible at it afraid she will loose Lil Babe. The brown's also get Sugar Daddy to join their team. Ms. Glass gives the class another chance on their reports on Natural Selection, which Brooke gets a D and Sam gets an A, even though her report is pretty and flashy, the pages are blank proving blonde's do have more fun. Sugar becomes jealous thinking Esquisit has chosen Harrison, feeling teased by her. Esquisit wonders what she did wrong feeling unworthy of Sugar's love. It's the night of the big bowl off and the brown's are dressed up in their finest clothes, including Ms Glass who has also gone brown. Brooke feels that she didn't deserve the D she got, making her think she really deserve the A she got either. The Blondes make their grand entrance ready to bowl including April Tuna. It's the Brown's VS the Blondes in a bowl off of Natural Selection and Disco. Ceaser and VP Crups MC the event as the Blondes lead the game, Brooke is up to bowl after Carmen, who gets a strike tying up the game. Lily is the final bowler for the Blonde's who is also the worse bowler on the team, guttering both her balls. After Ms. Glass collapses from dehydration, Sugar Daddy is left to fill in for Ms. Glass, who hasn't bowled very well so far. He walks off the alley prompting Harrison and Esquisit to chase after him. Harrison tells Sugar he is wrong about Esquisit, who has been working on her firs English phrase, telling Sugar he is the real deal, she love Sugar, love Sugar long time. Sugar returns to the game winning it for the Brown's in and upset for the Blonde's. Mike makes an announcement, telling them that he was passed over for the promotion at work, after realizing its family that matters he asks Jane to marry him in three weeks and join their two families. Later at home, Brooke and Sam (now with Mohawk) have a talk in the washroom. Brooke admits that Sam had a point at natural selection and that they have 3 weeks to break up their parents and get out of each others lives for good. The next day at school Lily says goodbye to Babe, and apologizing to Mary about the way she treated her, feeling sorry because of her hard outer shell, Mary being stupid and blonde, if she calmly and rationally explained to Mary that eating something that is alive and wrong maybe she would have helped her save Lil Babe instead of eat her. Mary tells Lily that Lil Babe will live having her go out and call Fed Ex to ship Babe off while she packs her up. As soon as Lily leaves Mary exchanges the lobster for a brick planing on eating it anyway.
Episode 20
We Are Family
Thu, May 4, 200045 mins
"We Are Family" Sam and Brooke try to derail their parent's wedding plans by planting false evidence of Mike's infidelity, which leads to a startling announcement from Mike and Jane. Nicole and Mary torture Carmen and Lily who want their wigs to cover their Mohawks.
Episode 21
What Makes Sammy Run
Thu, May 11, 200045 mins
"What Makes Sammy Run" Sam runs away from home to track down Brooke's biological mother hoping that the woman will come back and help put an end to the wedding. Mary Cherry sets out to get back at her mother, while Josh, Harrison, Sugar and Emory try to get into a strip club.
Episode 22
Two Weddings and a Funeral
Thu, May 18, 200045 mins
In the first season series finale, Mary and Nicole hand out Yearbooks, talking about sweeps complaining about how shows always go for the big finales like natural disasters, weddings, deaths of characters, when Lily comes up wanting her money back for the Mary and Nicole oriented school annual. In class Ms. Glass asks Harrison to sign her yearbook, as she hands out their final grades, giving Brooke and A and everyone else a D. Harrison discovers that their pictures are missing from her yearbook, which she has faxed to several popular skip day hot spots forcing them to spend their last day of school at school. In the locker room Sugar complains about what Ms. Glass has done as Harrison discovers what Ms. Glass has wrote in his yearbook, a suggestive note. Ms. Glass comes into the locker room to get her pen back making a pass at him. Josh wants to get back with Brooke talking to Sugar in the episodes first Sweeps Stunt Pretty Boy Nude Shot. Mr. Crups and Ms. Glass laugh about how she ruined their skip day as the gangs sit in the cafeteria. Mr. Crups makes his announcements, recapping the year and looking forward, and praying for May Tuna who is waiting for a heart donor. Sweeps stunt gratuitous lip synced musical number, about getting revenge on Ms. Glass and the coming wedding. Their prank coming together, they will give her a case of diarrhea by slipping ecoli into her smoothie. Harrison gives Ms. Glass the tainted drink which she doesn't fall for, every year she is presented with a tainted shake, having already changed their grades to solid F's. The only thing standing after the Apocalypse will be her, Cher and the cock roaches as she collapses. Meanwhile in the locker room shower Josh tries to figure out what to write in Brooke's yearbook. After trying to revive Ms. Glass, by Harrison giving her mouth to mouth and Nicole jabbing a pen in her neck for an emergency tracheotomy, Lily finds her journal which has; those who can't do teach; written over and over again. Nurse Jesse walks in blaming them for her death. Back in the showers Josh still tries to write his message in Brooke's yearbook. The gang all freak out trying to figure out what they are going to do, finding Nurse Jesse's actions very suspicious as she wheels out her sister. While reading Ms. Glass's haiku's she discovers that Bobbi's sister hated her fearing she wanted her dead. Back at the Glass sisters house Jesse enjoys her triumph over her sister, revealing Bobbi is still alive, but unable to move or speak, leaving her to her hungry cats. Lily, Mary and Nicole watch as one of the cat's bites off Ms. Glass's finger. Meanwhile Brooke talks with Sam as they set up for the rehearsal dinner, Brooke still wondering where Sam went. Nicole, Lily and Mary come in with Ms. Glass having rescued her from the cats when Sweeps Stunt Natural Disaster, and earthquake. They continue the rehearsal dinner with broken dishes and Ms. Glass strapped to a gurney. Mike gives a moving toast as they all dig in to eat, Jane asking Ms. Glass if she is hungry when she expels some gas. Jesse arrives to take her sister back. Josh is still trying to figure out what write Brooke, when the rest of the kids comes into the washroom to figure out what to do. Mary Cherry remembers seeing someone suspicious at the Glass house, a witch doctor. They all head back to the house calling up getting a message that tells where Jesse has taken her sister's body, to a crematorium. They are too late to save Ms Glass watching a skeleton burn, its 9 people's words against one, if they all stick together. its the day of the wedding as the girls all get dressed, Mary coming in, in a flamboyant wedding gown. The Preist is Godfry, former Mr. Clucks manager, among other jobs. Jesse arrives at the church to find her sister, her not being the one cremated, when May gets a call that they have found a donor for her, Jesse realizing her sister was an organ donor. Carmen is missing, but they have no time to find her, who wants to make a confession to the Priest. Outside we see Cherry Cherry in her bright pink wedding gown as Jane comes out in her traditional light pink wedding dress as Mike walks and talks with Eric both being nervous, Eric feeling like someone is ripping out his liver...meanwhile at the hospital Ms. Glass's organs are being removed discovering she has no heart. The kids are too late to save Ms. Glass as Jesse enjoys the fact that her dream will come true, her sister will be buried alive. Jesse has sent her sister's body to the one place she knows they will not disrupt...the church where the weddings are about to take place. Carmen is still in the confessional which the priest is getting impatient having to preform the wedding when Carmen finally tells him she is pregnant not knowing what to do. Josh finally gives Brooke back her yearbook having wrote, dear Brooke see you next fall, love Josh. Sweeps stunts TV Couple Reunion. Harrison finds out that the romantic note was not written by Ms. Glass but Nicole. Mary and Nicole have to figure out how to get the antidote into Ms Glass...Sweeps Stunt Wedding...Apperance by Cheesy Boy Band (Josh, Harrison and Sugar) As they walk down the isle Mary has gotten a couple midgets to administer the antidote to Ms. Glass, with Sam and Brooke coming down the isle followed by the blushing Brides. The Priest opens up with announcing them husband and wife, being new at it, he then asks if anyone has an objection to the two of them getting married when Brooke's birth mother stands up announcing her and Mike are not divorced much to the shock of everyone. The winner of the who should be killed off contest is revealed that had run during the show, as May Tuna collapses being the WINNER!!