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Please Tell Me I'm Adopted! Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Episode Guide

7 Episodes 2017 - 2017

Episode 0

And Then There Was Tiffany...

Mon, Mar 6, 20178 mins

Bob and Emma Grant are having a typical happy day until Emma's sister Tiffany calls crying that she has just lost her boyfriend, job, and home, and needs to move in. As her two movers, Jose and Cuervo carry in her many boxes, Tiffany proclaims that she is going to regroup and "find herself" just like their Dad. Little do Bob and Emma know that Tiffany sure comes with a lot of baggage and a pink flamingo too.

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Episode 1

That Is Not Tom Cruise!

Mon, Mar 6, 2017

When Tiffany decides to give Scientology a try, she brings home her new friend Tom. From jumping on the couch, to flipping a vodka bottle, and eventually some tighty whities , Emma gets more and more exasperated trying to tell Tiffany and even her husband Bob that it's not Tom Cruise. Or is it?

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Episode 2

There Is No Tiffany Only Zoul!

Mon, Mar 6, 20178 mins

When the next level of Scientology proves too expensive for Tiffany, Tom Cruz suggests she becomes vegan to cleanse her thetan. Tiffany gives it her best shot by meditating in her room and only drinking red wine. When she comes out she finds Emma preparing her special cleansing food, a durian fruit, which stinks up their whole block. Finally, when Bob comes home with an Up and Down burger we will find out if Tiffany has the willpower to give up meat. Grab your favorite Beef or Veggie burger and tune in to find out.

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Episode 3

Walking Through Walls

Mon, Mar 6, 20178 mins

Tiffany continues her search for enlightenment by bringing home a guru she met on Venice Beach. Guru Jeffs claims the walls we live in are our prisons and that he can teach her how to break down her barriers and literally walk through walls. Bob is worried that the cultists are just there to steal their stuff and Emma is just concerned that Tiffany might get into trouble. Tune in to see if Tiffany and the patio door both survive.

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Episode 4

Truth, Dare, or Obamacare

Mon, Mar 6, 201710 mins

After Tiffany goes through the glass patio door in Walking Through Walls her mother, Mrs Grant (played by Marion Ross) has to pick up her medical bills. Tif and Emma explain she can't qualify for Obamacare because she comes up in the computer as an incarcerated Native American Eskimo. Mrs G doesn't believe them, and while they all wait on hold for a representative, she has a special way to make them tell the truth. Truth or Dare that is. Since Mrs G isn't convinced she dares them into eating a 5 pack of hot dogs each. After getting himself involved in the game, Bob, who was the university champ, turns it all into an eating contest. The chaos gets the whole neighborhood involved cheering them on. After the hot dogs we still have cake, but things could get messy. Find out if they ever get off hold with Covered California and why Bob ends up wearing a muumuu.

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Episode 5

Join-A-Harem.com

Mon, Mar 6, 20178 mins

When Tiffany tells Bob and Emma she's got a surprise they should be very afraid. She comes downstairs to reveal that she has taken their sheets and made herself a burka. She's becoming Muslim, joining a harem, and moving to Saudi Arabia to marry a Sheik. Bob is overjoyed. Emma is horrified. Emma tries to talk her out of it, but with every point she makes, Tiffany counters with a very logical sensible response, that even Emma can't deny. As Emma is almost about to give up, Bob accidentally tells Tiffany that women don't get an inheritance when their husbands die, which the Sheik neglected to tell her. Tiffany storms off to break up with him much to Bob's dismay. He runs after her to offer his Mormon friend in Utah instead. Will Tiffany pack her bags for sand, Salt Lake City, or just keep staying with Bob and Emma?

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Episode 6

And Now There Is a Chicken...

Mon, Mar 6, 201710 mins

After date night, Bob and Emma return home to hear clucking noises. Tiffany arrives in Emma's bathrobe and introduces her friend, Damien Bloodwing of the Ordo Luciferi. Bob and Emma feel as if they are suddenly in the Omen. Damien explains the difference between God and Lucifer and offers them all wisdom and wealth. Bob is disturbed because Damien is making sense and shockingly so is Tiffany. Will they find the answers they seek? Will Tiffany join the order? Will she have to sacrifice the chicken that she snuck into the house? Find out if fried chicken is on the menu before Damien disappears in a puff of smoke.

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