Please Sir! Season 3 Episodes

Episode 1

Ag Bow Rumber

24 mins

A new term has arrived at Fenn Street Secondary Modern - but 5C haven't; only Maureen hasn't decided that the term is a waste of their valuable time. Meanwhile, Potter has managed to have every room emptied of its furniture.

Episode 2

Stitches and Hitches

24 mins

Whilst visiting Abbott - hospitalised with appendicitis - Bernard makes an unplanned spur-of-the-moment proposal to Penny. She happily accepts, but in his semi-conscious state Abbott believes that she's a nurse and that Sir is holding some kind of orgy; his mother is certainly not amused.

Episode 3

Knick Knack Taffy Wack

24 mins

Mr Price gets a week off and the rest of the teachers are not happy about it. Mr Cromwell lies and says he is getting orphans from China so the staff buy him toys. In Prices's absence Mr Hedges tries to teach Chemistry but fails.

Episode 4

Enter Mr. Sibley

It's career day at Fenn Street School and Mr Hedges gives a demonstration on how to behave in an interview.

Episode 5

It's a St. Bernard's Life

25 mins

Mr Smith collapses in the street and is rescued by Peter, Maureen and Frankie. Dennis is given a black eye by his father, and Mr Hedges finds a new home.

Episode 6

Two and Two Make Nun

25 mins

Mr Hedges fears that Maureen has run off to join a convent.

Episode 7

The Honour of the School

25 mins

After losing the cross country run to the rival Weaver Street School, 5c decide they will make amends by helping Mr Hedges win his golf match against Weaver Street's Mr Kelp.

Episode 8

Cromwell's Last Stand

24 mins

Miss Ewell hears some upsetting news and Mr Cromwell sees his chance to win her back. Meanwhile, Mr Potter's elicits the help of 5c with a length of carpet that should be in the headmaster's study.

Episode 9

Catch a Falling Drop-Out

25 mins

As part of 5c's political education, Mr Hedges arranges a trip to the local Conservative club. However, Maureen's behaviour continues to spin out of control.

Episode 10

A Star Is Born

25 mins

Norman potter is chosen to be the face of a national advertising campaign for beer, much to the disapproval of the Chair of Governors of the School.

Episode 11

The Facts of Life

25 mins

Mr Hedges is thrown into a moral quandary when Frankie Abbott reveals his ideas on reproduction. Meanwhile Mr Potter offers to help decorate Bernard and Penny's new home.

Episode 12

Situations Vacant

25 mins

Mr Hedges is growing increasingly worried about Dennis' lack of a job when he leaves school. One possibility is working as a stable boy at the local brewery, but will Dennis' father allow it?

Episode 13

Peace in Our Time

24 mins

It's the last day at school for 5C, and Mr Hedges tries to play it cool and not show his emotions.

Episode 14

And Everyone Came Too

25 mins

Christmas special. Bernard and Penny are getting married today. They predict that everyone will interfere with their plans to stay at the hotel, so they tell everyone they are going to Portugal for their honeymoon. When they sneak back to the hotel, they get a surprise.