Pirate Express Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1

Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers

Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

Episode 2

Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

Episode 3

Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg /

Episode 4

Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

Episode 5

Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

Episode 6

Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. / Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

Episode 7

All A Bored/Club Fed

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. / Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

Episode 8

White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart. / Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

Episode 9

Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet / Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

Episode 10

Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken. / Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

Episode 11

Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins. / Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

Episode 12

Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis. / Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

Episode 13

Out of Key/Thumb Wars

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key. / Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

Episode 14

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. / Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

Episode 15

Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

Episode 16

Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot. / Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

Episode 17

Father Time/Manure Overload

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

Episode 18

No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. / Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

Episode 19

Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. / Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

Episode 20

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. / Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

Episode 21

Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day. / Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

Episode 22

Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit. / Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

Episode 23

Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it. / The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

Episode 24

Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War. / Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

Episode 25

Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit. / The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

Episode 26

Jungle Booty Part 1/Jungle Booty Part 2

Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!

Episode 27

Titan in the Pirate's Chest/The Mermaid Comes Back

Fri, Jan 23, 2026

The Pirate and all other crew are gonna catch the titan. If you do not catch the titan, they are going to the hospital, and then feel better / Pirates show the mermaid in the ocean, they are going to swim right now.