Off Centre Season 1 Episodes

Episode 0

Pilot

Mike and Euan move into a new apartment.

Episode 1

Let's Meet Mike and Euan

Sun, Oct 14, 2001

Mike and Euan move into a fancy New York loft, but complications arise when Euan invites Mike's girlfriend Liz to live with them.

Episode 2

Feeling Shellfish

Sun, Oct 21, 2001

When the whole gang is stricken with an irritating case of crabs, everyone blames each other.

Episode 3

A Stroke of Genius

Sun, Oct 28, 2001

Mike is freaked out when Liz shows an interest in his porn. Meanwhile, Euan dates a girl who seems disinterested in everything.

Episode 4

Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

Sun, Nov 4, 2001

When the guys go out to get Chau laid, Mike discovers that his unwillingness to cheat on Liz has made him irresistible to the ladies.

Episode 5

Euan's Brush with Love

Sun, Nov 11, 2001

Episode 6

A Cute Triangle

Sun, Nov 18, 2001

Mike thinks that Liz's friend wants to have a three-way.

Episode 7

Swing Time

Sun, Nov 25, 2001

When Mike's parents come to visit, he learns some disturbing family secrets. Meanwhile, Euan loans Status Quo his apartment for an MTV Cribs shoot.

Episode 8

Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip

Sun, Dec 9, 2001

Due to lack of funds, Mike cancels a ski trip, so Euan creates a fake job to funnel his buddy some cash. Meanwhile, Chau has difficulty getting respect from his employees.

Episode 9

Marathon Man

Sun, Jan 6, 2002

Mike becomes competitive after learning Liz had sex with her ex four times a day. Meanwhile, Euan is befuddled when a coworker tells everyone that he's gay.

Episode 10

Guy Gone Wild

Sun, Jan 13, 2002

After discovering Liz was in a Girls Gone Wild video, Mike realizes he's never done anything crazy. Meanwhile, when Chau crashes on the couch, Euan becomes convinced that he's been defiling it nightly.

Episode 11

The Good, the Bad and the Lazy

Sun, Jan 20, 2002

Mike lands a horrible office job. Meanwhile, Euan becomes smitten with the movie starlet who's moved in next door.

Episode 12

The Gas Crisis

Sun, Jan 27, 2002

Mike becomes comfortable farting in front of Liz. Meanwhile, Euan finally builds up the courage to sever ties with a girlfriend, but he's perplexed when she finds solace in Chau's arms.

Episode 13

Why Chau Lives Alone

Sun, Feb 10, 2002

Needing a break from Euan, Mike spends the weekend with Liz, who wants to have sex while on her period. Meanwhile, Chau accidentally destroys Mike's bedroom.

Episode 14

Mission Im-posse-ble

Sun, Feb 17, 2002

When Euan points out that Status Quo has surrounded himself with yes-men, Status dumps his posse and makes Euan his new manservant. Meanwhile, Mike brags endlessly about his friendship with Dustin Diamond.

Episode 15

Faking the Band

Sun, Feb 24, 2002

Chau invents a fake bank to pick up women. Meanwhile, Mike is in the doghouse with Liz for something that he said when he was drunk, although he can't remember what. Also, Status Quo's new CD is critically panned.

Episode 16

Hear No Evil, See No Package

Sun, Mar 3, 2002

Euan realizes Liz's deaf friend is not the sweet person she seems to be. Meanwhile, when Mike and Chau borrow Euan's gym membership, Mike is disturbed that the guys hang out nude in the locker room and Chau butts heads with a bully.

Episode 17

The Backup

Sun, Mar 31, 2002

Mike begs Euan not to date a girl who he's saving as a "backup" in case his relationship with Liz falls apart, which leads to a hurtful revelation. Meanwhile, Chau tries to win a big-screen TV.

Episode 18

Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan

Sun, Apr 7, 2002

Liz quickly regrets setting up Chau with her roommate. Meanwhile, Euan lies about his age to date an older woman.

Episode 19

Addicted to Love

Sun, Apr 14, 2002

Chau's new girlfriend has a knack for getting him assaulted. Meanwhile, the gang disregards Status Quo's rules when he leaves his beloved poodle in their care.

Episode 20

The Unkindest Cut

Sun, Apr 21, 2002

Tired of being made fun of by his American buddies, Euan contemplates getting a circumcision. Meanwhile, Mike gets a makeover to impress Liz.

Episode 21

Diddler on the Roof

Sun, May 19, 2002

Euan dates one of the stars of "The Real World," Liz bonds with Status, and Mike gets a job doing sound on a porn movie.