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NTSF:SD:SUV Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
12 Episodes 2011 - 2011
Episode 1
One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... Dead!
Thu, Jul 21, 201112 mins
National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle is San Diego's ultimate protector. Their latest case is tough. Someone is selling a deadly energy drink that makes people combustible and drunk forever after just a few sips.
Episode 2
The Birthday Party That Was Neither
Fri, Jul 29, 201112 mins
A blackmailer orders agents Hauser, Piper, Alphonse and human Sam to give him a million dollars each. As a cover, they all tell their boss Kove they're going to a birthday party. Since no one invited her to the party, she gets VERY angry.
Episode 3
Exes and Oh-No's!
Fri, Aug 5, 201112 mins
Agent Hauser catches a thief during a sting in a museum. Shockingly, it's his ex wife, now a man. The ex is working for someone. Hauser must convince his ex to cooperate, while keeping his jealous double-ex wife (his boss Kove) at bay.
Episode 4
The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
Fri, Aug 12, 201112 mins
Agent Hauser is suspended after killing a civilian due to bad intel. He is replaced by a famous wheelchair-bound expert agent. At home, angry Hauser, convinced he was set up, is going mad. Two goons show up to get their revenge.
Episode 5
Dolphinnegan's Wake
Fri, Aug 19, 201111 mins
A series of deadly attacks on people at the beach is linked to a serial killing dolphin. The only one who can help the NTSF:SD:SUV team stop the crazed mammal is Lundgren, a monstrous psycho-killer dolphin confined in a max security prison.
Episode 6
Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
Fri, Aug 26, 201112 mins
After a stripper steals NASA plans and sells them to Mexico, agent Hauser must go south of the border to get the plans back even if it means taking on the Mexican government itself.
Episode 7
Full Hauser
Fri, Sep 2, 201112 mins
Gunnar is the only criminal agent Hauser never caught. He's always on boats in international waters and NTSF:SD:SUV has no jurisdiction there. However, Hauser has a tip that Gunnar will be in San Diego waters for a short time soon.
Episode 8
Up Periscope. Down with San Diego
Fri, Sep 9, 201111 mins
NTSF:SD:SUV technicians Sam and Jessie are on a boat. Jessie thinks it's a date. A long lost Japanese WW2 sub shows up and captures them as enemy combatants. Who will save them and will Sam manage to explain to Jessie he's not into her?
Episode 9
Cause for ConCERN
Fri, Sep 16, 201112 mins
The NTSF:SD:SUV team is securing a particle accelerator. Agent Hauser enters it and is transported to a mirror universe where NTSF:SD:SUV and the government are the terrorists and every conspiracy is true. Worse yet, Kove is still his wife.
Episode 10
Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Fri, Sep 23, 201111 mins
Piper receives a strange greeting card that activates her alter ego programmed as a terrorist spy. She locks NTSF:SD:SUV down and tries to seduce her boss Kove to get secret codes. Jessie can stop her, but she's on an odd photo session.
Episode 11
Twistin' the Night Away
Fri, Sep 30, 201112 mins
Agent Hauser is dead. One day earlier, a creepy weird new technician showed up at the same time as the new AI in the NTSF:SD:SUV jeeps turned homicidal. A clue? Robert Picardo (Doctor from Star Trek: Voyager) guest stars as the technician.
Episode 12
I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
Fri, Oct 7, 201112 mins
A sexy female master terrorist seduces the President of the Navy and replaces his heart with a time bomb. Agent Hauser must find a replacement heart for him, even if it means going to the seedy black market downtown.
