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18 Episodes 2005 - 2007
Episode 0
Fri, Dec 30, 2005
When Josh and Parker get locked in a freezer, Josh reflects on good times while Parker eats everything in sight.
Episode 1
Fri, Sep 22, 2006
Parker has very bad body odor, but Josh won't tell him for fear of his reaction. Meanwhile, Mr. Meaty is getting ready to introduce their new Buffalo Burrito, and Wink hires two actors to be Bucky Buffalo for the big intro, but they are zapped by the Mr. Meaty Security Bot, who is lurking around the mall. Parker volunteers Josh and himself to be the buffalo, and Josh is forced to get inside the buffalo costume with a very smelly Parker. / Mr. Meaty's latest product, the Ms. Meaty burger, is out, and Josh and Parker try to sell it to girls for their phone numbers. But none accept. Parker, however, has eaten 12 and glugged down the special Girly Sauce, which painfully turns him into a girl. Josh sees this as a way to find out why none of the girls are into him. Josh tells the girls that Parker's name is Parkerina, and she is his cousin from the country and has come to get a big city makeover. Josh leaves her in their hands, and they become friends, causing Parkerina to become more feminine. After talking with the girls, Parkerina becomes angry with Josh and rallies the girls to give him a piece of their mind, but at that very moment Parker turns normal again. The girls become even angrier and shove Josh into Ms. Meaty burgers, causing him to turn into Jocelyn while Parker hides in the freezer.
Episode 2
Fri, Sep 29, 2006
Ashley gets a zit on her nose. After accidentally removing Ashley's nose from her face, Josh is responsible for putting the nose back in place.
Episode 3
Fri, Oct 6, 2006
After Parker gets caught in a meat explosion caused by Josh, he storms out of Mr. Meaty. Not only did Josh refuse to apologize, he called him "Porker". But when Parker accepts a new job at the "Soy What" counter across the food court, Josh finds that he can't cope without his friend and heads across the court to apologize. Instead, he discovers Parker about to be sacrificed, and eaten by a vicious soy cult. The two friends overcome their differences and battle their way free, armed with such delicious product. / Parker is hungry and he tries to get Josh to give him one bite of his sandwich. Josh gives in and Parker eats almost the whole thing. Josh calls him a moocher. Parker then goes around the mall and takes one bite of everyone's food. Then he comes back and eats a raw burger and a tapeworm soon grows in Parker's stomach and eats the food Parker mooches before Parker can.
Episode 4
Fri, Oct 13, 2006
After Josh abandons Parker for a girl at the premiere of Star Raiders IV, Parker looks for a new best friend. He ends up making one out of ham and other meat from Mr. Meaty and names him Hamish. He and his new friend go to the movie theater to harass Josh and his date. / The Tater Tots challenge Josh to a dance-off, and Josh wins. But when another challenge comes, Josh reveals that he only has one move.
Episode 5
Fri, Oct 27, 2006
Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer and decide that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they quickly find out that being vampires is not as cool as they thought. / When Lizzy, a new employee, arrives at Mr. Meaty, Parker quickly falls for her. She's a messy eater, she likes Star Raiders, and her burps smell like his favorite burger combo. Only problem is, Josh thinks she's pretty hot too. The two boys get into a game of one-upmanship, trying to impress Lizzy - a game that Parker wins. But when Josh discovers that Lizzy's really a lizard-faced alien, He tries to tell Parker, but Parker doesn't believe him.
Episode 6
Fri, Nov 10, 2006
When Parker suddenly runs off to the bathroom, and Josh has to cook fries and causes an overflow of oil, He blames Parker for it. After his guilt takes him over, Josh confesses to Mr. Carney, and as soon gets all tied up as punishment. / When Josh talks Parker into going on a double-date with him, he has to change his buddy from zero to hero. Despite all the training, he still is a zero; and the date is disastrous. Until Parker finds a girl who talks a little Kalingi herself.
Episode 7
Sat, Nov 18, 2006
A robot named Chip 2.6 is invented to work at Mr. Meaty. Josh thinks that Chip is cool, but Parker is convinced that Chip is after their jobs.
Episode 8
Sat, Nov 25, 2006
Parker finds a magic crystal and receives a unicorn horn with the power to heal. Josh gets jealous and summons the unicorn with the same crystal, only to become an ugly-looking horse himself. / Josh tells Parker to stop such being a dork and act like him, so Parker does --literally. Now, they have a face-off, hosted by Doug to see who is the real Josh.
Episode 9
Sat, Dec 2, 2006
Parker makes Josh a meat girlfriend. Everyone at the mall makes fun of her and Josh defends her. Then Barb leaves Josh for a prime rib. / Parker orders a Baby Yeti that he saw on a commercial on Asian TV, and names him "Eddie." That night, when Eddie eats everything stored in the freezer and grows into a giant yeti the next morning as a result, Josh and Parker have to think of a way to convince the management to provide them with more meat. But when Wink comes by to drop off the new products, what will Parker do with Eddie? Even worse, Mr. Carney and Wink find Eddie, and decide that they can do something about Eddie and Parker: Have an Abominable BBQ.
Episode 10
Sat, Dec 9, 2006
A strange new device is brought to Mr. Meaty, called the SALIVATOR-X8, guaranteed to increase meat sales by 200%. When activated, it turns the patrons of the mall into meat-feasting zombies. Doug saves Josh and Parker from the zombies and destroys the machine. / After Ken and Darryl steal the first Game Craze, that rightfully belonged to them, Josh and Parker build a time machine to go 2 months into the future. They find Scaunchboro Mall to be invaded by baboons. It turns out that the machine sent them into the year 2676, where baboons rule the earth.
Episode 11
Sat, Mar 10, 2007
In this flashback, Wink tells the story of how he first hired Josh and Parker and how they thawed out Mr. Carney and how Wink received an implant on his neck. / Josh and Parker ask Ping, the owner of Chop Schtick, to teach them on how to be ninjas, so they can plot revenge on Ken and Darryl.
Episode 12
Sat, Mar 17, 2007
Parker gains superpowers as a bonus from Carney, but when he sees that Josh is annoyed, he finds a way to make Josh feel more important./Years of being insulted finally takes a toll on Parker, who turns into a beast and insults everyone.
Episode 13
Episode 14
Fri, Jan 30, 2026
Episode 15
Fri, Jan 30, 2026
Episode 16
Fri, Jan 30, 2026
Episode 17
Fri, Jan 30, 2026