Mad TV Season 9 Episodes

Episode 1

Episode #9.1

Sat, Sep 13, 200325 mins

Stuart: Therapist Stuart's antics make a therapist go mental. Madvertising: UPS Find out what can Brown do for you. Real Mofo: Black History Month Guest stars Snoop Dogg and The Arch Bishop Don Juan battle with host Dollar Bill Montgomery. The OC Meets American Idol Guest Stars Adam Brody, Rachel Bilson, and Benjamin McKenzie of The OC are joined by American Idol standards "William Hung," "Justin Guarini," and "Clay Aiken." Coach Hines: The Assembly Coach Hines, tight shorts and uptight temper, continuously threatens students during the principal's disciplinary assembly.

Episode 2

Episode #9.2

Sat, Sep 20, 200319 mins

Dot: Spelling Bee Dot uses magic and gum to win the National Spelling Bee Competition as her father watches in disbelief. Marvin Tikvah: Clubbing Sleazy Hollywood agent Marvin scouts potential naive starlets at a Hollywood nightclub. Madvertising: M&Ms The Wizard of Oz's Dorothy confronts subversively larger-than-life M&M's. Letters to Lincoln "Morgan Freeman", "Ellen Degeneres", "John Madden", "Woody Allen", "Brad Garrett", "Jackie Chan", "Jackee" and "Shaq" read letters to and from Lincoln. Jovan Muskatelle: Eyewitness 2004 Jovan, a professional eyewitness, gives his "crazy as hell" description of a downtown riot. Flashbacks of his ancestors' accounts of famous events are also shown.

Episode 3

Don Cheadle

Sat, Sep 27, 200341 mins

Lillian Verner: Game Show Host Dale Brisket and announcer Simian Dyson of TV's weirdest game show mistreat oddball contestants competing for outrageous prizes. Man Up: Regional Championships It's a dap fest as Carl and Ty demonstrate their incredible syncopated choreography to ward off bad luck during half time at a basketball game. Lorraine: Happy Trails In her final sketch, Lorraine and her extended family terrorize an unassuming couple while on a bug-infested campout. Stuart: Next Door Stuart and his mother, Doreen, torture their next-door neighbor, Mr. Muckenthaler.

Episode 4

Episode #9.4

Sat, Oct 4, 2003

Sketches: Archie Tomlinson Oldsmobile, Celebrities Uncensored, Queer Eye For The Strange Guy, The O'Reilly Factor: Gray Davis, Stuart Sees A Therapist, Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Restaurant, Ike and Josh Hitprov.

Episode 5

Jessica Alba

Sat, Nov 1, 200341 mins

Sketches: Average Asian Angry Asian, John Madden For Vagisil, Angela's Funniest Home Video, Newlyweds, A Football Thing, 7am Condo Report 2, MTV's Direct Effect.

Episode 6

Episode #9.6

Sat, Nov 8, 2003

200th episode, Hey Mad, The Bachelorette, Kenny Rogers punk'd, DMW License Renewal, Real *****ing Talk

Episode 7

Episode #9.7

Sat, Nov 15, 2003

Sketches: Music Video: "Me Against Madonna", The Washington Journal, Sean's Surprise Birthday Party, Wheel Of Fortune: Government Worker Week, Werewolf Charges, Trina: Matchmakers Costume Carnival, Sleeper Cells.

Episode 8

Episode #9.8

Sat, Nov 22, 2003

Episode 9

Episode #9.9

Sat, Dec 6, 2003

Sketches: The Today Show: Winter Concert, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Plane Ride, Mexican Mariachi Band, 60 Minutes: Andy Rooney Censored, Spishak Bug Zapper, Special Patrick: Special Olympics Championships, Dr. Phil: I Hear Voices.

Episode 10

Episode #9.10

Sat, Dec 13, 2003

Sketches: Lords Of The Bling: Return Of The Bling, Boys Of Abercrombie and Fitch, News Retractions, The Lillian Verner Game Show, Lorraine Makes A Baby Room Raucous, Postal Workers Go Postal, Connie Chung On E. Kate Hudson's Baby Shower.

Episode 11

Collins

Sat, Dec 20, 2003

Sketches: Elizabeth Smart Christmas, Bowling For Christmas, Happy Channukah from Woody Allen and Soon-Yi, Suge Knight's Court Ordered Holiday Album, Marvin Tikvah Christmas, Feuding Parents Christmas, Happy Holidays From Renee Zellweger.

Episode 12

Nicole Richie

Sat, Jan 10, 2004

Episode 13

Episode #9.13

Sat, Jan 17, 2004

Sketches: John Madden's Movie Review, Scare Tactics, Dr. Kylie: Fertility, Celebrity Survivor, Fireballs Press Conference, Encore: Angela: Racism Project.

Episode 14

Episode #9.14

Sat, Feb 7, 2004

Sketches: Gabmore Girls, expedia.com, Mrs. Campbell: The Apprentice, The Kim Jong-Il Show, Stuart: Next Door, Aries' Vocal Tips, The Bride Of Funkenstein, Chrysler Drive and Love, Encore: Senator Debate.

Episode 15

Episode #9.15

Sat, Feb 14, 2004

Abercrombie and Fitch employees don't like their new co-worker (Lee); Jovan Muskatelle (Key) reviews his generation of raving lunatics; The Lillian Verner Game Show; a vacation at Disneyland turns sinister; critics give reviews of Two and a Half Men; Snoop Dogg and Don" Magic " Juan appear on a episode of Real Motherfucking talk; violent events are featured in an evening newscast; the Phillip Morris company underhandedly glorifies smoking; Patti LaBelle (Gaither) guest-stars in a sitcom with an overly-long opening sequence.

Episode 16

Episode #9.16

Sat, Feb 21, 2004

Sketches: Mike Tyson's Gettin' It All Back Tour, The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Payless Shoe's, The Price Is Right: Circa 1974, Bae Sung Master Translator: Lady Samurai, Happy Trails Lorraine, Static Electricity.

Episode 17

Episode #9.17

Sat, Feb 28, 2004

Sketches: Crest White Strips, Dot: National Spelling Bee Championships, Rusty: Academy Awards Seat Filler, American Political Idol, Family Feud: Cold Mountain vs. Lord Of The Rings, The Hip Hop Sock Shop, Judgement On Grand Avenue.

Episode 18

Episode #9.18

Sat, Mar 13, 2004

Sketches: Trojan OvaMax Contraceptive Patch, The Wayne Brady Show Gets Cancelled, Cold Case, Taco Hell, Wedding Day, The Tonight Show With Jay Leno: Jay Walking Mania, A Farewell To Frasier, Pirate Party Productions.

Episode 19

Episode #9.19

Sat, Mar 20, 2004

Sketches: Over The Rainbow, Who Wants To Be A Super Duper Millionaire, Revenge Of Satans Undead Dolls, 7am Condo Report, Crossing The Hell Over, Bae Sung: Airport, Hulk 2 Me Out Of Closet, Kim Jong-Il Show, The Rear View To The World-Wide.

Episode 20

Episode #9.20

Sat, Apr 10, 2004

Sketches: John Madden: Easter/Spring Break, Money, Not A 24 Parody, Geert: Sunglass Shack, QVC: Fashion Over 40, Hitprov: Romeo and Juliet, Encore: Mrs. Campbell: Fastfood Lawsuit News Story, Supermarket Superheros.

Episode 21

Episode #9.21

Sat, Apr 17, 2004

Sketches: Average Asian: Dating, Kiss The Twisted Eye Of The Beholder Of The Ya-Ya Double Jeopardyhood, The Price Is Right: Circa 1986, Funkenstein Against Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Bae Sung: Court Interpreter, Choppy The Janitor.

Episode 22

Episode #9.22

Sat, May 1, 2004

Sketches: Angela: Montel, The Wizard Of Oz, Marvin Tikvah: Chubby Chaser, The O.C., Sean Gidcomb: Bring Your Child To Work Day, The Food Network - The Eggsellent Marathon, Encore: Stuart Gets A Rival.

Episode 23

Episode #9.23

Sat, May 8, 2004

Sketches: Whoopi Goldberg For Slimfast, Dr. Kylie Chinese Bird Flu, Inappropriate Assembly Behavior, Lillian Verner Game Show Mother's Day, Choppy Sexual Harassment Training, Drunk Guy In First Person, Encore Child Genius, Sleeptalking.

Episode 24

Episode #9.24

Sat, May 15, 2004

Sketches: Brown Business, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Prom Night, Hollywood Squares: Desperate Gimmick Week, Doggone Tired Of Them!, Dominic The Giant At Work, Shot In The Head, Metaphorica, Sorority Row: Makeover, Fox Action News.

Episode 25

Episode #9.25

Sat, May 22, 2004

Sketches: Baby Abercrombie, The Superstitious Knights, Stuart: Poker Game, Real M************ Talk: FCC/Tonys, The Price Is Right: Circa 1134 BC, Funkenstein Against The Werewolf Hookers.