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10 Episodes 2003 - 2003
Episode 1
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: go rock fishing safely, enjoy spooning all night, make break ups equal, see the advantages with homosexuality, drink beer without being nagged, help men find the G spot, find the ideal parking spot, get money out of your father, get children to play Australian games.
Episode 2
24 mins
At the beginning you'll see Dr Rudi's new face. The Life Support team will then show you how to: go back to work and still look after your children, impress women with your wedding tackle, invest your money, fake it and scam the man, make money out of a party, have joyriders who steal your car, cope if your suddenly pregnant, fake the number of shoes a woman has, save money giving birthday gifts.
Episode 3
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: get out of wearing bike helmets, have sex during 'that time of the month', stop junk mail, avoid awkward moments when you forget somebody's name, increase your home's storage space, make a cheap energy food, make car stealing worthwhile, do something nice for your parents quickly and cheaply, be your man's best friend, cope with skin diseases, keep women from taking your money, get rid of house guests.
Episode 4
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: make chopsticks useful, cope with being a single mum, find out what your man likes, beat women to a promotion, sleep on a hot summer night, hide drug paraphernalia in your person, identify your Asian friends, train your daughter to do her own washing, find your car in a multi-storey car park, get your lady friend to lose a few kilos, perform a eulogy.
Episode 5
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: leave your kids in your car, find the perfect flat mate, convince men to take up exercise, keep your privacy but still keep your view, stop your mate from taking all the bed clothes, protect yourself from paternity suits, stop your dog from roaming, teach your kids to cope with the modern world, keep the shaved look for women, get away with house stealing, be prepared for your obituary, get a six-pack without the work.
Episode 6
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: make your stalker useful, control the kids when you're the babysitter, turn fast-food into cordon bleu cookery, make yourself more appealing to a woman, give some culture to a working class man, give yourself a sea view, increase your personal space, get away with domestic violence, teach a man to stack a dishwasher.
Episode 7
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: fast track yourself into show business, prevent your arm's circulation being cut off at night, make your publicity campaign stand out, improve swimming pool safety, increase a woman's self-esteem, help those less fortunate, make yourself interesting for your man, know whether you're going dutch when you are on a date, improve your man's self worth.
Episode 8
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: avoid trouble when you go out to a bar, punish a child the non-violent way, make your married female friends more attractive, make a tie that will attract women, look philosophically at relationships, drive when you're high, sexually harass women in the workplace, make a mosque fit into a neighbourhood, stop dogs barking at night, help women reverse cars, make an improved alarm clock, make clothes pegs that match your clothes.
Episode 9
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: make yourself appear richer than you actually are, improve a man's aim, improve your windscreen washing business, protect your assets when you get a divorce, make yourself indispensable in the work place, save face when you have a one night stand, make a cheap en-suite, stop your man from becoming a metrosexual, fool your landlord, encourage a man to perform oral sex, stop your boxers riding up. At the end of the show there is a surprise announcement.
Episode 10
25 mins
This is a special wedding episode of Life Support. The Life Support team show you how to: find a man who will buy you lots of presents, stop intimate examinations by doctors, make sure he pays the restaurant bill, think philosophically about modern women, stop small talk by shop attendants, make yourself attractive to a potential landlord, find a man free of STDs, bust out of a diet, find out if man's income is enough for you, use male bonding for your advantage, cut down the cost of beer, overcome your fear of rejection by women. Sigourney and Dr Rudi commence their wedding ceremony but there is a surprise ending.