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10 Episodes 2002 - 2002
Episode 1
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: turn a fibre wall into a brick wall, have a high class dinner party with little money, how to get the most out of your man, find a cheap alternative for Rohipnol, prepare a high class snack, get the best concert tickets, improve your parenting skills, become a lesbian and why you should, decrease your intelligence for a man, and perform euthanasia legally on the elderly.
Episode 2
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: move in the right circles without moving house, drink and drive without getting caught, makeover your rented home quickly, break up with a woman, keep a pit bull terrier safely, get into clubs if you're underage, cure impotence, find a perfect man with no bad habits, buy and prepare the perfect seafood extender.
Episode 3
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: cope with school bullies, dispose of unwanted household chemicals, become an Olympic athlete, teach your children the facts of life, get free drugs, stop children pulling over televisions, stop children being bored, get your ideal man, determine if you're homosexual, reduce sapiens and bruises, get home cheaply after a night out, prevent pregnancy.
Episode 4
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: make a wide-screen TV, make use of suicidal people, see the positive side of a mastectomy, avoid sharing a good bottle of wine, stop having decorating embarrassments, whiten your teeth, hitchhike safely, how to improve your memory of the men you've dated, be a paranormal psychic, prevent stepping on doggy doo doo, prevent your daughters becoming pregnant, use Kompli Kan do for self-defence.
Episode 5
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: fool drug sniffer dogs, get away with sleeping at work, reduce objectification of yourself by gay men, save money when shopping, make use of oversized clothes, win the arguments at a dinner party, make another use out of a coffee grinder, test drive a suburb, overcome an annoying old brother, cope with a bad haircut.
Episode 6
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: improve your genetic heritage, stop your neighbours barking dog, cope with being a Catholic homosexual, make money out of the Internet, ensure your picturesque view is not built out, improve your chances of seducing women, spice up your relationships, deal with a stalker, protect your children when you are reversing your car, enjoy anonymous sex safely.
Episode 7
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: drive a car without using a seat belt, set up a workshop when you have limited space, determine whether your man will be a good lover, make your children listen to you, clean out your gutters, make older people less boring, make yourself more appealing, get your lady friend to watch porn with you, safely fight with your wife, avoid jury duty, ensure you buy the right clothes.
Episode 8
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: enjoy food from your garden without the effort, carry a knife without worrying about the police, disguise your 'pleasure machine', buy and test the right make-up, make use of refugees, use remember names using mnemonics, make your home unit look bigger, make the home you're selling stand out, ensure you don't lose points off your driving licence, stop your neighbour shutting down your parties, wear uncomfortable shoes, enjoy the reality TV show experience without actually being on one.
Episode 9
24 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: prevent accidents in the home, ensure guests use drink coasters, prevent unwanted attention in a club, cope with the pain of being tattoos, drink too much and not feel remorse the next day, be a modern woman (some things to consider), tame a toddler's tantrums, obtain women's telephone numbers, have revenge when you break-up, go to the toilet at night without leaving your bed, get away with not doing any work at your job.
Episode 10
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: build your own home massage device, help your children adjust to refugees, improve children's posture, make money out of busking, improve your social standing, get your art recognised whilst your still alive, put up with a cigar smoker, cope with baby sitting, make tempura, do your homework easily, have a healthy sex life, ensure you can eat what you want, get the latest footwear.