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10 Episodes 2001 - 2001
Episode 1
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: get the police to dig up your backyard so that you can install a swimming pool, make your own AIDS ribbon, travel to exotic countries for nothing, become a part of multicultural Australia, improve the fridge magnet, stop aircraft noise, improve self-gratification, improve the 'feng shui' of a room, discourage burglars, become a modern woman and not be threatening to men, and help the heroin addict in the family.
Episode 2
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: hide the ugly side of life, look like an intellectual, the effect of music on children, make your house seem better when selling it, make sure that the lighting is right for your date, improve your first aid skills, get a celebrity's autograph, how to keep pets economically, enjoy an isolation tank, lose weight, make spring rolls the Australian way, and brighten up your life with some sage advice.
Episode 3
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: produce your own aboriginal artwork, stop you drinking a wine before it has properly aged, remix your own music track, perform acupuncture on yourself, go outside without having to put on make-up, perform foreplay (a beginner's guide), know which goods are worth stealing, improve your cultural sensitivity, get in to night clubs without paying, make the perfect hamburger and chips, and get over the blue lighting in night club toilets.
Episode 4
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: install smoke alarms and protect your home from burglars, travel overseas for free, help those with obsessive compulsive disorder, improve cocaine, get an arts grant, stop people making their mark on wet cement, improve your life with Buddhism, use children to make money out of souvenir art, improve men's aim in the toilet, make an antidepressant with household chemicals, use children to get money, and making money from household collectables.
Episode 5
12 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: use household rubbish to target houses for burglaries, deal with gifted children, build low-cost refugees accommodation, use refugees around the home, get off court charges, improve your investment strategy, make ice lollies last longer, make greater use of old people, turn drugged drinks into something positive, cope with a black eye, and erect a garden shed.
Episode 6
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how your teddy bear can be your drinking buddy, Dr Rudi tells you about skin cancer, how to get the perfect flatmate, how to get honest opinions from shop assistants when shopping for clothes, using your car to start conversations, men types as found when using a urinal, how to get back at your parents, how to stop radiation from your mobile phone, how to defraud credit card companies, how to keep the romance alive, how to stop freeloaders crashing on your couch, and what to do if you cut off one of your fingers.
Episode 7
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to make the toilet seat work for both sexes, how to improve an armed robbery, Sigourney shares with you some of her philosophy about being single, how to reduce SIDS, how to make volunteering work for you, how to have a romantic picnic, give you some advice on labiaplasty plastic surgery, Todd tells you what is the best potting mix, how to keep a big dog in a small house, why you should start your own religion, and how to ease the cost of postage.
Episode 8
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: learn to dance, learn the modern woman's way to meet the man of your life, get an up-to-date way to keep track of elderly parents, get a free therapeutic massage, pick up a partner with the help of a friend, ensure you don't lose contact lenses, keep a woman happy with some tips from Todd, get money out of the local council, improve letter writing, ease the pain of haemorrhoids, relax with some advice from Dr Rudi, keep a check on your baby-sitter, and rock hard in a mosh pit.
Episode 9
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: keep your variables safe at the beach, become a parent without the pain, find out about your potential date, find out whether your children are gay, advertise, see that there is a use for a stalker, economise at Christmas, have a Christmas when you're on your own, make a boarding school boy welcome, screen Internet sites, assist people to lose weight, and cope when you are a new prison inmate.
Episode 10
25 mins
The Life Support team show you how to: scam banks at the ATM, improve the conversation at a dinner party, improve your personal organiser, feel safe in your home, overcome idiots in social settings, spice up your sex life, obtain and eat indigenous tucker, cope with children's imaginary friends, avoid being mugged, and invest money the easy way.