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22 Episodes 2016 - 2017
Episode 1
Thu, Oct 27, 201621 mins
Heather and Tim enlist Clementine's unusual parents, Mary-Lynn and Spencer, to help convince Clementine and Tyler to annul their unexpected marriage. Also, Matt moves in with Colleen, to the chagrin of her roommate, Dougie; John and Joan run into "complications".
Episode 2
Thu, Nov 3, 201621 mins
When Greg avoids voting in the presidential election because the lines are too long, he lies to Jen and says he did to get her off his back. Also, Heather begins working in Tim's office, but the initial fun of the constant togetherness starts to wear off.
Episode 3
Thu, Nov 10, 201621 mins
When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. Also, when Gigi passes away, Greg also makes an anonymous donation with the money she left him.
Episode 4
Thu, Nov 17, 201621 mins
Matt is delighted to learn Colleen turned the frugal ways of the poor into an art of saving and scamming which turns them on when shared, yet there are exceptions. Tim's lack of courage to deservedly fire counterproductive meddling receptionist Heather leads to letting assuming she's fired instead, then delegating the sacking to HR and failing to call it off when learning she wanted to quit anyway during the dinner he booked to soften to blow. Retired pilot John spares lies nor effort no force Sophia over her fear of flying but faces ream fear himself. The family overrides Greg and Jen's plans for intense home celebration of Lark's first birthday .
Episode 5
Thu, Nov 24, 201621 mins
When Joan's creative writing teacher, Professor Sinclair Wilde, praises her work, John assumes it is because he has a crush on her. Also, Tyler and Clementine invite Matt and Colleen over for an awkward dinner party; Jen tries to hide it from Greg when Lark takes her first steps.
Episode 6
Thu, Dec 1, 201620 mins
Matt's eagerness to repay a youth long of pranks abusing his arachnophobia makes him the unsuspected butt of an elaborated conspiracy. Grandpa John driving brat Sam to ballet and allowing her to sneak off to boxing behind heather's back gets out of either's control. Tim is all but amused that Jen seeks a second opinion when he recommends a tonsil surgery, which he ends up performing. Greg decided to grow a beard but Jen finds that cripples their already challenged sex-life and resorts to as dirty tricks as it takes.
Episode 7
Thu, Dec 8, 201621 mins
Colleen admits she can't swim as she and Matt talk about Hawaii as a honeymoon destination. Tim tries to ruin John's audition tape for "Survivor" out of jealousy. Jen pretends to be hooked on meditation in order to play cell phone games and Heather gives Sophia the talk about sex.

Episode 8
Thu, Dec 15, 201621 mins
Colleen is forced to deal with Joan's opinions as they shop for wedding dresses. In other events, Clementine feels she's overstaying her welcome at the Hughes house, Jen can't stay awake after a romantic date night and John and Matt try to build a vanity for Sophia.
Episode 9
Thu, Jan 5, 201721 mins
New Year's Day rekindles family memories from years ago, such as John's false assumptions about the Millennium bug (Y2K) with unfortunate real effects. The arrival of third child Sophia put pressure on Tim and Heather's hippie ideas of healthy family life, which so far worked with Tyler and Samantha, who quickly demands normal modern comforts as minder Matt teaches them. Young groom Greg finds his bride Jen's tolerance for his parents meddling I constantly, however well-meaning, wears out at packing for their honeymoon, but the practical results of untested self-reliance are rather disappointing.

Episode 10
Thu, Jan 12, 201721 mins
Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director, Julius Black, doesn't give her a part. Also, Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair; Tyler and Clementine decide to find a home of their own; and, Jen, Colleen and Tim.
Episode 11
Thu, Jan 19, 201721 mins
When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event. Also, Tim's in danger of missing the game when Sophia makes him take her to the restroom and they get sidetracked returning to their seats.
Episode 12
Thu, Feb 2, 201721 mins
When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about their plans. Also, Colleen refers Jen to her aggressive bikini waxer in order to get a referral discount; Joan tries to prove to Heather that Sophia is ready for a little independence.
Episode 13
Thu, Feb 9, 201721 mins
On Valentine's Day, Matt and Colleen want to adopt a mate fro their dog, but the shelter's screening is absurdly strict, even questioning their relational and financial stability, nor do the dogs cooperate. The chef Greg hired on Heather's stringy recommendation to cater the first-ever decent Valentine's dinner for him and Jen proves a lush hazard to the whole household and herself. Having found an old-timer just like the car he fell in love in with Joan, John is determined to negotiate the purchase, although it's not even for sale. A necklace Sophia's class boyfriend gave her causes anxious questions, not only from his mother, especially now mother Heather feels no longer needed as much.
Episode 14
Thu, Feb 16, 201721 mins
Matt and Colleen meet with their wedding planner but drive him to despair like each-other and the family, given their obsession to avoid anything recalling their previous weddings, a process of absurd event planning elimination. Greg's plan to get his meddling parents off his back on baby pictures by introducing them to Facebook backfires as he and Jen find themselves commandeered as social media coaches and invited among Joan's accidental group guests. Tim expected VIP backstage access to the Grammy artist lodges, being accredited as awards event doctor, would make him cool again in dumped, since family-hostile Samantha's eyes, but his clumsiness gets them in trouble until he's fired and evicted. Despite Tyler's due skepticism, Heather refuses to replace the original goldfish Sophia won with her, but neither a startled vet nor Tim can cure it, unlike her insecurity abut the mother-daughter-bond.
Episode 15
Thu, Feb 23, 201721 mins
A key problem requiring new locks inspired Greg to device a 'domotics'-automated home, but besides his weak back, the cellphone-controlled systems also give way repeatedly. Matt and Jen find dining without their partners, who canceled last-minuet, too awkward, but having left on excuses bump into each-other in the bookstore and bid over a trick to promote his book into the window display, then want to celebrate by dining after all, an yet. Tim's scrooge family trick to smuggle cheap food and drinks into the cinema by bra keep going wrong, whoever wears it. As Colleen was 'Internet-ordained' and wed her first couple, John drags Joan to the altar at home, but despite enthusiastic family efforts the 'minister' proves as unfit for it as the couple.
Episode 16
Thu, Mar 9, 201720 mins
Greg stirs up an old family feud when he finds money he accused Matt of stealing from him when they were younger. Also, Joan takes offense when Heather writes off her forgetfulness as "old age"; Colleen confronts a mechanic she believes is sexist.
Episode 17
Thu, Mar 30, 201721 mins
Matt finds stressing over her perfect wedding exhaust Coleen into needing sleeping pills so strong it makes her do crazy stuff they can't afford, so he volunteers to plan a share, with similar results. Greg overhears Jen dream about someone she won't reveal, refuses to believe it wasn't erotic, attacks clueless Matt, and when she assures it was a ginger, turns on equally puzzled Tyler, only Joan guesses the truth. Alerted by break-in rumors, Joan buys a motion detector, but is only makes her jumpier, pressing John to go check, which however has its unexpected boon after bumping into their neighbor dumping contraband snacks in his dumpster. Tim refuses to let Sophia miss out of a sleepover, as something memorable might happen, like his mates kept reminding him missing the host's wet breasts only he missed, so he even joins rather then take her home scared at night, with a strikingly fitting outcome.
Episode 18
Thu, Apr 6, 201721 mins
Matt meets Colleen's maverick father Miguel and his latest floozy wife Sangria, to ask for her hand, which is denied as a solid marriage would compromise his artistic drive, so he resent it being offered after looking down upon his published illustrations. Greg can't handle Lark asking for mama when he holds her, so tries anything while Jen pretends it's just a phase, until her turn. Heather needs glaces but denies the obvious, so the family members can abuse her blindness in turn. Matchmaker: Mikey .
Episode 19
Thu, Apr 13, 201721 mins
Matt and Colleen are eager to 'test parenthood' by babysitting lark, but as Greg and Jen's cameras record, it's a frustrating experience, yet they sort of rise to it pragmatically by Jen's veteran standards. Tim recalls a major argument he had about buying with suspicious Heather.
Episode 20
Thu, Apr 27, 201721 mins
When Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, she begs him not to tell the family. Also, Dougie enlists Joan to help her buy a gift for Matt and Colleen's wedding; Heather gets jealous when her friends want to include Jen in their mommy group.
Episode 21
Thu, May 4, 201720 mins
When Greg and Jen take Lark on her first airplane trip, their parental skills are upstaged by another couple travelling with their baby. Also, Joan and John attempt to smuggle their dog, Tank, onto the plane; Matt and Colleen miss their flights when they accept travel vouchers for airline credits.
Episode 22
Thu, May 11, 201721 mins
When Colleen and Matt miss all the flights to Mexico for their wedding, they question if they will ever get married. Also, Greg and Jen get into trouble when they share a cookie with a fellow plane passenger who has a severe allergic reaction to it, Joan and John rush their dog to the vet.