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Laverne & Shirley Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 1981 - 1982
Episode 1
The Most Important Day Ever
Tue, Oct 13, 198130 mins
The wives of a Latvian acrobat group see the girls alone with their boys and then quit the act - which Lenny and Squiggy had booked on TV's "Hollywood Palace". The girls decide to apologize by taking their place, but may regret their move later.
Episode 2
It Only Hurts When I Breathe
Tue, Oct 27, 198130 mins
News of a high school reunion sparks memories for the girls, but also sparks a childish arm punching contest, with Shirley accidentally breaking Laverne's jaw - but it's more than just that pain the girls have to face.
Episode 3
I Wonder What Became of Sal?
Tue, Nov 3, 198130 mins
10 years after Laverne and sailor Sal Malina broke off their engagement, he shows up in Burbank. Certain their being more mature will make a difference. Will love finally bloom for two and lead to I do?
Episode 4
Young at Heart
Tue, Nov 10, 198130 mins
Shirley discovers her date's only 19 when he's carded for beer at Cowboy Bill's. She tries to end it there, but he still wants date number two at a frat party. She gets Laverne a date too, but can these 1950's gals keep up with the young '60's party crowd?
Episode 5
The Defiant One
Tue, Nov 17, 198130 mins
Shirley's unwittingly swept up at a foiled bank robbery scene, as police mistake her for a gang member. Cuffed to their tall but very dim leader, she's now on the lam when he makes a break for it. Can she outwit this nit-wit and get away?
Episode 6
Night at the Awards
Tue, Nov 24, 198130 mins
The "Squignowsi Talent Agency" duo of Len and Squig decide to crash the 'Golden Circle' Awards, on 'live' TV, in an effort to talk to female actress Joey Heatherton and have her read their new screenplay, hoping she'll star in it.
Episode 7
Some Enchanted Earring
Tue, Dec 1, 198130 mins
Frank visits Laverne, his late wife's earrings in hand. She thinks they'll be hers, but it'll be Edna his second wife. Borrowing them for a 'car date', she later finds one missing and enlists Shirley's help to save the precious heirloom.
Episode 8
Moving In
Tue, Dec 8, 198130 mins
Laverne says yes to her boyfriend about living together, and Shirley must keep Frank from finding out. Later, Laverne starts to doubt the arrangement. Is it together forever in love or just for fun?
Episode 9
Friendly Persuasion
Tue, Dec 15, 198130 mins
Bardwell's Manager's cousin is Charles Grodin. Charles bets him that nice, not bossy, always pays. Laverne's sure he wants a date, Shirley thinks he wants her job. Later at the apartment, his lecture to the gang is met with suspicion.
Episode 10
I Do, I Don't
Tue, Jan 5, 198230 mins
When a couple's wedding plans go sour, still single-gal Shirley takes advantage of the paid-for package and practically railroads Carmine into proposing marriage. Question is, will he choose to make it there on time to wed his "Angel Face"?
Episode 11
Life Is the Tar Pits
Tue, Jan 12, 198230 mins
Lenny meets up with student and archaeology major Karen at The LaBrea Tar Pits. They hit it off well together but Squiggy is jealous and resentful of Karen. He may try to bust up their romance. Will it be goodbye Lenny or goodbye Karen?
Episode 12
Watch the Fur Fly
Tue, Jan 19, 198230 mins
After Shirle scolds Rhonda for wearing fur, the girls go to a party with foreign guests. Laverne boasts speaking seven languages and Shirley says nothing when she finds out her date is a furrier - and how long will this charade last?
Episode 13
Rocky Ragu
Tue, Jan 26, 198230 mins
Rhonda and Carmine are up for parts in the life story of boxer Rocky Manicotti. Carmine, however, is up against a real boxer and must hone his boxing skills once again, as well as his acting. Will the Big Ragu deliver a knockout performance?
Episode 14
Star Peepers
Tue, Feb 2, 198230 mins
A famous singer insults the girls at work and they vow to get even with him. They decide to get a scandal on him in the tabloid Peeper Scooper, but the editor's ideas might give them second thoughts. Will they really make it curtains for the crooner?
Episode 15
An Affair to Forget
Tue, Feb 9, 198230 mins
Laverne's crazy about her new guy, but discovers the hard way that he's married. When his wife appears on the scene at a restaurant where they're dining, he goes one step too far to hide Laverne from her.
Episode 16
Whatever Happened to the Class of '56?
Tue, Feb 16, 198230 mins
The girls and Carmine fly to Miluakee for a Class of '56 reunion, only to find out that Lenny and Squiggy wrote a letter. The girls are hot new movie stars, and Carmine's a Vegas sensation. Will they fess up to their peers, or keep it a secret?
Episode 17
Ski Show
Tue, Feb 23, 198230 mins
The L.A. singles bar scene is a no-go for the girls, and they decide to try their luck at a ski resort. Literally getting their "high hopes" for romance, just a little too high for their own good.
Episode 18
Helmut Weekend
Tue, Mar 2, 198230 mins
Squiggy's con-artist dad left him when he was age 9. Now he shows up 20 years later hoping to reconnect. Squiggy wonders if he will really make up for lost time or ditch him again at age 29?
Episode 19
That's Entertainment
Tue, Mar 9, 198230 mins
Frank and Carmine have an all-out debate about whose generation's music and movies are better. The comparisons are shown in entertaining performances by the cast members.
Episode 20
Lightning Man
Tue, Mar 16, 198230 mins
Carmine's hit by lightning, and it gives him the delusion he's now invulnerable to anything. Squiggy sees dollar signs and dubs him "Lightning Man", signing Carmine up for dangerous stunts. Will these two see they're crossing dangerous wires?
Episode 21
Crime Isn't Pretty
Tue, May 4, 198230 mins
A burglar has been breaking in and stealing select items from the girls' place while they're at work. Frank and Carmine decide to help by setting up special traps to catch the culprit in the act.
Episode 22
Perfidy in Blue
Tue, May 11, 198230 mins
Shirley's lost or misplaced Laverne's favorite blue purse. Afraid to tell her, Shirley lies about where it may be. Later, Shirley goes to bed and dreams of Laverne and an evil mystery movie type family's attempt to do her in for lying.
