Klovn Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1

5 årsdagen

25 mins

Frank has forgotten his and Mia's 5th anniversary and instead planned to go to a Monster Truck rally with Casper. Unfortunately, Iben Hjejle's grandmother becomes terminally ill, so Casper cancels

Episode 2

De nye danskere

23 mins

Frank becomes unfriended by the Pakistani import/export man in the office next door because he plays loud ethnic music, and under unfortunate circumstances Frank ends up stealing a car from a group of 2nd generation immigrants.

Episode 3

Hushovmesteren

25 mins

Michael Carøe has become a father, and it is celebrated with a men's evening. Frank has hired a stripper with big breasts and is nicknamed Pat-man. Frank is unhappy that Mia always buys too little bacon when she goes shopping. In response, she appoints Frank as housekeeper.

Episode 4

Dalai Lama

24 mins

Casper and Frank are close to closing a contract with Palle Strøm. And when Palle is going on a date with Szhirley - the Joker's ex-girlfriend - he is allowed to borrow Frank's beloved suit jacket to feel cool.

Episode 5

Godfather of Drugs

Frank's doctor offers Frank coke, and Frank and Casper agree that you are a freak after all when you say no. Mia, Iben and Bodil go on a weekend trip, and Casper invites e.g Mikael Carøe and Steen from Sort Sol for the men's evening.

Episode 6

Løft ikke hunden

Frank meets his childhood sweetheart by chance in a dumpster looking for a gold watch. Casper is shocked that Frank has dated someone who could fall so low. She invites Frank and Mia to dinner, and it turns out that she is successful.

Episode 7

Fars sidste ønske

Frank gets a foreskin examination. He insists on being there the next time Mia has a gynecological check-up. And then Frank's father comes to visit and pressures Frank to help him find a suitable girl to give him his first blowjob.

Episode 8

Str. 44

Casper's celebrity football team, which includes Lars Højer and Mads Mikkelsen, is plagued by cancellations leading up to an important promotion match. Frank begs for a place on the team, but has to get his own football boots, but Frank ends up playing the match in patent leather shoes. He loses his footing on the soggy pitch and tackles one of his opponents so hard that he falls into a bush, where he sits on a needle. Unfortunately, the needle is infected with AIDS.

Episode 9

Årstiderne

Mia and Frank come home from vacation and discover that Årstidernes Frugt has delivered boxes of fruit to their door while they have been away - despite a note on the door. The fruit is rotten, and the neighbor complains about the smell. Frank refuses to remove the fruit himself for reasons of principle. The delivery man has to do it.

Episode 10

Farvel igen mor

The family cemetery is having a "moving day". Due to dampness, Frank's mother's urn has to be moved to another spot in the cemetery. Frank, who never got to say a proper goodbye to his mother, feels he has been given a second chance. Unfortunately, he ends up insulting the gravedigger's very small and feminine wristwatch.