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26 Episodes 2009 - 2011
Episode 1
Wed, Nov 11, 200923 mins
Susan and Mary turn themselves into babies. / Johnny and Dukey transport into the middle of an art heist.
Episode 2
Thu, Nov 12, 200922 mins
Johnny is desperate for a new bike and he plans to win one by selling cookies - the only catch - he has to become a Lady Bird Scout. But before he knows it he's sold 1000 boxes of cookies and is doubling Dukey on a brand new bike! The excitement of the new bikes fades quickly when Sissy tells Johnny she was trying to sell 1000 boxes of cookies so she could donate them to charity. Johnny comes up with a way for Sissy to sell enough cookies to get bikes for charity. / After working in the extreme heat of the desert Susan and Mary decide to find a cooler and easier way to locate a prehistoric sloth bone. It's simple, they'll send their little brother back in time using their invention - the turbo time tea house. Johnny takes the Time Teahouse back to the age of dinosaurs but something goes terribly wrong on the return trip - Johnny is transformed into a cave man! Before the girls can say "prehistoric sloth bone" Cave-Johnny is lose on the streets of Porkbelly. Susan and Mary rush to turn Johnny back into his old self before he distroys Pork Belly and more importantly before their Dad finds out what they've done.
Episode 3
Fri, Nov 13, 200922 mins
Dark Vegan has been stranded on earth and needs to get back to Vegandon! Johnny is willing to help him, he just has to convince Susan and Mary to let them use their space ship. Mr. Teacherman has just assigned Johnny's class so much homework that they are stunned. Johnny needs help and the girls have just the thing - a Homework Buddy!
Episode 4
Thu, Nov 19, 200923 mins
Everyone keeps telling Johnny he's a big boy until it's time to do something fun then he's too small. / After testing a black hole for the girls Johnny declares that is the worst thing he's ever tested.
Episode 5
Thu, Dec 3, 200923 mins
Johnny tells Dad he couldn't survive a day in his shoes; Dad informs Johnny he couldn't last an hour in his. / After being kicked out of a fancy new dog park, Dukey is detrermined to prove he is as good as any pure bred dog.
Episode 6
Thu, Oct 15, 200922 mins
Johnny's trophy case is empty and but he has a plan to win a trophy of his own - he's entering The Porkbelly River Jump Cup! Johnny needs the girls to give him some muscles. Luckily the girls have just invented the mega muscle-metabolism-accelerator.
Episode 7
Thu, Jan 7, 201023 mins
Desperate for a cookie Johnny tests one of Susan and Mary's 100% accurate fortune cookies. These are fortune cookies where by the fortunes actually come true! / Susan and Mary have built a Uranium Cranium Mind Builder - a machine that can increase intelligence.
Episode 8
Thu, Jan 21, 201023 mins
Bling Bling is determined to kiss Susan Test at sunset. / Susan and Mary turn Johnny into a mouse to test their "mousey-maze" experiment.
Episode 9
Thu, Feb 4, 201023 mins
Mr. Black and Mr. White believe that Larius Nafarious plans to take over the world and they need Johnny's help to stop him. / Whacko is newly released from prison and has created a helium based gum called HelioBubble.
Episode 10
Thu, Feb 18, 201023 mins
Mr. Teacherman has just told the class they have a huge history test but Johnny has a plan to get out of it. / Johnny is testing Susan and Mary's newest invention, Quad "The Magnetizer"
Episode 11
Thu, May 6, 201023 mins
What's gotten in to Johnny and Dukey? They are spitting meatloaf balls at Dad, destroying Mom's new car and throwing monkey dance parties in the lab! Johnny and Dukey claim they're innocent but no one believes them. / The Santa Banana winds are blowing through Porkbelly and have made the conditions perfect for Johnny to be the first kid in history to skateboard down "Suicide Hill"!
Episode 12
Thu, May 20, 201023 mins
Dad finally gives in and gets Johnny a cell phone but before Johnny makes it home from the store he's lost the phone! / What could be more boring than school? Perhaps it's a trip to the Natural History Museum to look at a bunch of old dead stuff!
Episode 13
Fri, May 7, 201023 mins
In a cheap ploy to see the prizes inside boxes of cereal Johnny convinces his genius sisters to build him a pair of x-ray glasses. / Johnny and Dukey have transformed Lolo into a giant monkey who has gone "ape" and is destroying Porkbelly.
Episode 14
Thu, Jun 17, 201022 mins
The "Grow Your Own Monster" kit that Johnny ordered has finally arrived! He quickly puts the Monster pill in a glass of water. Johnny doesn't realize the girls have switched his glass of water with the side effect of their "Behavior Modification Serum" hoping he would drink it. Johnny is on the verge of giving up, when suddenly his monster gets bigger and comes to life! Johnny can't believe his luck, while Dukey can't believe this can be a good thing. The girls reassure Dukey that the monster will be fine as long as it stays small; unfortunately Johnny puts "Gammy" in the family swimming pool! As he's growing Gammy is becoming more and more aggressive and leaving a trail of destruction through Porkbelly. Will the military be forced to stop him or will the girls be able to get him the serum that will mellow him out? / Johnny has vowed to never speak to Sissy again! Unfortunately, Mr. Teacherman pairs them up for a class project. Johnny he needs an A or he'll be heading to the "special classes" with Mrs. Crabapple. Johnny does NOT want to become one of Crabapple's Bad-Apples, but he can't be Sissy's partner either....she's nuts. Johnny does the only thing he can - he consults his sisters. They tell him that he and Sissy have incompatible personalities but they can change his personality in their new invention - the Personality Twister. Johnny agrees and he comes out new and improved. Mom and Dad discover Johnny has had a personality makeover, they like the new Johnny but they have to tell the girls to turn Johnny back. However there is a small problem - the machine has lost Johnny's DNA sample and doesn't seem to know who Johnny is. Will the girls ever be able to get the old Johnny back?
Episode 15
Tue, Jun 1, 201023 mins
Johnny has just received his 99th detention! If Dad finds out he is sending Johnny to Old Hickory Military Academy for wild boys. / Secret agents Black and White need Johnny's help. Princess Maribel of Muldavia has disappeared and she needs to present a treaty with Schmuldavia to end the dispute between the two countries.
Episode 16
Thu, Jul 15, 201023 mins
Johnny and Dukey bet Susan and Mary their Bullseye Mart Gift Cards that they couldn't beat them out of Porkbelly National Park and back to civilization. / Mom is sent to a weekend conference at a fancy hotel overlooking the ocean. The best part is that she gets to bring the whole family...except for Dukey.
Episode 17
Mon, Jul 26, 201023 mins
Mr. Black is devastated when Mr. White ends their friendship. With nowhere to go Mr. Black turns to the Tests for shelter. But it doesn't take long before he wears out his welcome with Johnny. / When Mom and Dad discover Johnny has no friends, they set out to find Johnny a new best friend.
Episode 18
Thu, Aug 12, 201023 mins
Johnny finally convinces Susan and Mary to ask Gil on a date to see which girl he would rather go out with, unfortunately the girls can't get the nerve to speak to him. / It's Valentine's Day and once again Bling Bling is determined to have Susan Test as his Valentine.
Episode 19
Thu, Aug 26, 201023 mins
No more teachers, no more books - Johnny is finally on summer vacation and can't wait to head to the beach to score some big, fat, tasty waves! / Brain Freezer is back in Porkbelly and wants revenge!
Episode 20
Tue, Sep 28, 201023 mins
Dad decides it's time for Johnny to stop playing video games; he can play board games or go outside instead. / Sissy is bored and decides to force Johnny to watch the Dawg and Bone 24 hour marathon with her.
Episode 21
Mon, Oct 4, 201023 mins
It is Mom's birthday and the Test Family want to surprise her. / Gil, Bling-Bling, Susan & Mary and even Dad have all been given fat Hollywood contracts after being discovered on Snoob Tube, Johnny wants to be a star too but can't seem to get discovered.
Episode 22
Thu, Nov 25, 201022 mins
Johnny looks down at his hand and notices that he's developed an unsightly wart. He can't remember fraternizing with witches or handling toads, still there it is. He and Dukey sneak up to the lab to find a remedy. The girls are happy to help and give him a solution and within seconds the wart disappears! The next morning Johnny wakes up only to discover that the wart has returned and it's bigger than before. As the day goes on, the wart develops a "defiant personality" and tiny face and then it talks! Finally the girls confess they didn't give Johnny a wart killing solution, they wanted to see if they could bring a wart to life! And it worked! Soon the wart is trying take over Johnny. Johnny wants to get rid of the wart; but it keeps going into hiding inside Johnny. Will the girls be able to get rid of Warty before he takes over Johnny? / The girls want Johnny to have a sleepover and invite Gil so that they can sneak in and kiss him like Princess Charmings kissing Sleeping Beauty Dude however, Dad has spent hours cleaning up Johnny's mess and he wants Johnny to keep the house spic and span and quiet all night long. He agrees that Johnny and the girls can have a sleep over but if there is a mess or any noise he's holding Johnny responsible! Will Johnny and Dukey be able to keep things under control or will there be chaos in the Test house when Gil, Bling Bling and Jillian all sleepover?
Episode 23
Thu, Nov 18, 201023 mins
The Twins accidentally turn Johnny into a goldfish. While they work around the clock to reverse the process, he has to cool his jets in a bowl of water. / Johnny's had a tough week and he needs a day off!
Episode 24
Thu, Nov 18, 201023 mins
The world's friendliest and nastiest lizard Repto-slicer seems lonely - and sad. / Dad wakes up in the middle of the night. Was it a nightmare? No - he just realized that Johnny is not a genius like his sisters and that means he'll have to pay for Johnny's college!
Episode 25
Mon, Dec 20, 201023 mins
Johnny and Dukey check out the wild river in the woods behind his house - and somehow end up being challenged to a boat race by Kirk. / Johnny has to create his own science project in order to pass science class.
Episode 26
Mon, Jan 10, 201123 mins
It's school play time and Johnny is depressed - Sissy is the director once again and her plays stink like horse poots! / When another one of the girls "kiss Gil" experiments goes wrong they need Johnny X and Super Pooch to strike back...again.