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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
10 Episodes 2013 - 2013
Episode 1
The Gang Broke Dee
Wed, Sep 4, 201322 mins
After the gang starts noticing that Dee is depressed and most likely suicidal, they decide to sign her up for a stand up comedy show to raise her mood. But then after a successful show, Dee starts to gain her self-esteem back and show by show, slowly leaves the gang including leaving Dennis out of his place.
Episode 2
Gun Fever Too: Still Hot
Wed, Sep 11, 201322 mins
Frank appears on TV to stir up controversy surrounding national pro and anti-gun talking points. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to prove to Mac and Charlie that they can get a gun in this country as easily as anybody, while Charlie and Mac attempt to become school security guards.
Episode 3
The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award
Wed, Sep 18, 201321 mins
Once again, Paddy's is passed up by the Philadelphia Free Press' annual "Best Bar In Philadelphia" competition. So to win the award, the gang goes to the bar that did win the award in an attempt to stake out the competition. Meanwhile, Frank attempts to woo the press to Paddy's to show them that they're better than the competition.
Episode 4
Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare
Wed, Sep 25, 201322 mins
After making some very questionable investment choices, the gang try to dump their losses on Ben The Soldier while they look for the man who is pulling their strings.
Episode 5
Mac Day
Wed, Oct 2, 201322 mins
Each member of the gang gets a day to do what they want while the others must participate. Mac's Day involves him and his cousin, known as "Country Mac", doing things that are bad ass. But while the gang grows tired of Mac's antics, they soon begin to scheme to replace Mac with Country Mac.
Episode 6
The Gang Saves the Day
Wed, Oct 9, 201323 mins
When the gang involuntarily is in a convenience store when it is getting robbed, each member all have visions of what would happen if they saved the day. Including saving the store with kick ass karate skills, eating hot dogs while the rest of the gang dies, marrying the waitress, getting injured and having Jackie Denardo as your doctor, and becoming a movie star.
Episode 7
The Gang Gets Quarantined
Wed, Oct 16, 201322 mins
After one of Frank and Charlies neighbors die from a flu, the gang decides to lock themselves up in the bar and become quarantined. While being quarantined, the gang doesn't follow the rules and all get locked up by Frank, who at the same time is losing his mind, and Charlie just thinking that Quarantine is a game.
Episode 8
Flowers for Charlie
Wed, Oct 23, 201321 mins
After Charlie gets picked for a project like 'Flowers for Algernon' in which Charlie changes from becoming dumb to highly smart, Charlie slowly loses his friends and everyone around him while on the 'smart' pill. And at the same time we wonder if Charlie is taking the placebo, or the actual pill.
Episode 9
The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6
Wed, Oct 30, 201319 mins
After creative differences over what constitutes tasteful nudity cause Frank to pull his money out of Lethal Weapon 6 during filming, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie screen their rough footage for investors in hopes of raising enough capital to finish the production of their latest masterpiece.
Episode 10
The Gang Squashes Their Beefs
Wed, Nov 6, 201320 mins
When Dennis and Mac visit a video store to rent the newly released Thundergun, they get stopped when they learn that the Mcpoyles own it and will not them have it because of previous events. Since because of that, the gang decide to throw a party with all the people they have wronged in the past, including Rickety Cricket, the Mcpoyle twins, Bill Ponderosa, Hwang, and Gail the Snail.
