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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
15 Episodes 2007 - 2007
Episode 1
The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby
Thu, Sep 13, 200723 mins
Mac and Dee decide to raise a baby they find in the dumpster. Dennis talks some trash while going green and befriending radical environmentalist groups, while Charlie and Frank go dumpster-diving.
Episode 2
The Gang Gets Invincible
Thu, Sep 13, 200722 mins
When the Philadelphia Eagles have open tryouts, Dennis, Mac, and Dee all try out. And while watching the tryouts, Frank and Charlie find out that the Mcpoyles are there too. Being that Frank needs to use the restroom, he must use the Mcboyles bathroom but first needs to take some of their milk to get in, which seems not to be only milk.
Episode 3
Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead
Thu, Sep 20, 200730 mins
After Dennis and Dee's gold-digging mother dies from a botched plastic-surgery operation, Dee and Frank scheme to get their name in the will, while Dennis inherits the house and makes plans for a party mansion.
Episode 4
The Gang Gets Held Hostage
Thu, Sep 20, 200730 mins
Charlie, Mac, Dennis and Dee are held hostage in the bar by a revenge-seeking Liam McPoyle along with his dim-witted brother, Ryan, and his ugly, deaf and dumb cousin, Margaret, who subject the nihilistic quartet to various torture and mind games, while Frank hides out in the air ducts while searching for a will to a relative of his and decides to take matters in his own hands to end the hostage situation.
Episode 5
The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo
Thu, Sep 27, 200723 mins
Dee discovers that her old high school friend "Fatty McGoo," the only girl in school who was a bigger loser than she was, is now a successful fashion designer. She and Dennis compete to create dress designs while Frank and Mac open a sweatshop to manufacture Dennis' dresses.
Episode 6
The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
Thu, Sep 27, 200723 mins
As they prepare for the annual Pub Crawl, the gang is horrified to learn that they face competition from a new Korean bar run by the eccentric Mr. Kim. While Charlie romances a girl who works at the bar, the others attempt to sabotage its business.
Episode 7
The Gang Sells Out
Thu, Oct 4, 200723 mins
When the gang gets an offer that a corporate company wants to buy Paddy's Pub, they accept leaving Dee and Charlie with no work. While looking for work, Dee runs into the waitress at a restaurant and gets a job working with her which doesn't work out so good, and at the same time Charlie gets a job as a janitor at the same restaurant.
Episode 8
Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire
Thu, Oct 4, 200723 mins
In their quest to become famous, Frank, Charlie, and Mac, search for newsworthy footage to air on public access.
Episode 9
Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person
Thu, Oct 11, 200721 mins
While Dennis and Dee try to figure out if the rapper Dee is dating has a mental handicap or not, Charlie, Mac, and Frank try to start their own band without knowledge of how to play musical instruments.
Episode 10
Mac Is a Serial Killer
Thu, Oct 18, 200723 mins
When a serial killer is loose in Philadelphia who targets blonde white women, the gang all tries to figure it out. So Dennis and Dee notice that Mac is visiting an unknown apartment everyday and suspect it to be him. So they decide to find out who the serial killer is by doing various experiments.
Episode 11
Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender
Thu, Oct 25, 200723 mins
Dennis is angry because he's being mistaken for a fat guy rather than the sex offender who moved next door to Charlie. Meanwhile, Mac's father is released from prison and he and Mac have some catching up to do.
Episode 12
The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1
Thu, Nov 1, 200722 mins
After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.
Episode 13
The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2
Thu, Nov 1, 200723 mins
While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.
Episode 14
Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City
Thu, Nov 15, 200721 mins
Since there has been bums hanging around Paddys Pub, the gang tries to get rid of this problem. To do this they go to the police but end up getting a police car and start to impersonate police. While doing this they discover all the good treatment they get so they decide to keep this act up, but problems arise.
Episode 15
The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
Thu, Nov 15, 200722 mins
After Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's Pub up for 1st prize in a local dance competition, Frank makes the gang participate in the contest. Here, they form alliances and try to cheat the other contestants, as well as themselves, out of first place.
