X

Join or Sign In

Sign in to customize your TV listings

Continue with Facebook Continue with email

By joining TV Guide, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy.

House of Payne Season 5 Episodes

26 Episodes 2008 - 2009

Episode 1

Labor Paynes: Part 1

Wed, Dec 3, 200821 mins

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, changes locations to the hospital.

Where to Watch

Episode 2

Labor Paynes: Part 2

Wed, Dec 3, 200822 mins

After the twins are brought home from the hospital, new family issues arises as Janine sinks into Postpartum Depression.

Where to Watch

Episode 3

Your Wife's a Payne

Wed, Dec 10, 200821 mins

After the wedding Miranda's financial past catches up to the newlyweds putting them in a bind. Calvin borrows money from his friend Floyd but Miranda is concerned they can't pay it back.

Where to Watch

Episode 4

Casa de Payne

Wed, Dec 10, 200822 mins

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina

Where to Watch

Episode 5

It's a Payne Growing Up

Wed, Dec 17, 200822 mins

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

Where to Watch

Episode 6

Payne and Prejudice

Wed, Dec 17, 200822 mins

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop

Where to Watch

Episode 7

Payneful News

Wed, Feb 11, 200922 mins

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

Where to Watch

Episode 8

Payneful Loss

Wed, Feb 11, 200922 mins

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda

Where to Watch

Episode 9

Payneful Employment

Wed, Feb 18, 200922 mins

Rosie gets sick, which ends up Ella and Rosie's mother working at the boutique. Meanwhile, Janine is having trouble getting the twins to sleep, and Malik befriends a kid with a secret.

Where to Watch

Episode 10

Slightly Payneful Truth

Wed, Feb 18, 200922 mins

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

Where to Watch

Episode 11

Joy and Payne

Wed, Feb 25, 200922 mins

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

Where to Watch

Episode 12

A Sister's Payne

Wed, Feb 25, 200922 mins

Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard

Where to Watch

Episode 13

A Grand Payne

Wed, Mar 4, 200922 mins

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins

Where to Watch

Episode 14

Games People Play

Wed, Mar 4, 200919 mins

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes kiss, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people

Where to Watch

Episode 15

Help Wanted

Wed, Apr 8, 200922 mins

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

Where to Watch

Episode 16

Old Lady Paynes

Wed, Apr 8, 200922 mins

Ella's mother visits. She starts to forget things and Ella fears she has Alzheimer's Disease.

Where to Watch

Episode 17

I Don't Know This Payne

Wed, Apr 15, 200922 mins

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'

Where to Watch

Episode 18

Paul Mall

Wed, Apr 15, 200922 mins

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man

Where to Watch

Episode 19

With Friends Like These

Wed, Apr 22, 200921 mins

Jeremy is attacked and helped by Malik who does not know Jeremy has HIV. Ella is working alone and Consuela offers to help. Janine is frustrated by interruptions when trying to get the two babies asleep.

Where to Watch

Episode 20

The Talent Show

Wed, Apr 22, 200922 mins

Due to city budget cuts, the firehouse is closing down. Everyone bands together to try and raise money for the laid-off firefighters. A very special guest saves the day.

Where to Watch

Episode 21

Bringing Down the House

Wed, Apr 29, 200922 mins

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall

Where to Watch

Episode 22

Moving Day

Wed, Apr 29, 200922 mins

Ella leaves Curtis and moves in with Calvin and Miranda after Curtis calls Ella's job and say she quits

Where to Watch

Episode 23

Moving Out

Wed, May 27, 200922 mins

Miranda becomes upset with Calvin and the escapades with Mercedes, plus allowing his family to live at their house. Meanwhile, a quarrel over Ella's job has Curtis and Ella's marriage on shaky ground

Where to Watch

Episode 24

Back Where We Belong

Wed, May 27, 200922 mins

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Where to Watch

Episode 25

Surprise! Part 1

Wed, Jun 3, 200922 mins

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

Where to Watch

Episode 26

Surprise!: Part 2

Wed, Jun 3, 200922 mins

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

Where to Watch