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House of Payne Season 12 Episodes
Season 12 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2023 - 2023
Episode 1
Like New Money
Wed, Mar 22, 2023
Curtis suspects his food truck was blown up intentionally, and he starts investigating the incident; Calvin must get to the bottom of Calvin Jr.'s mischievous deeds.
Episode 2
Just Payne Trippin
Wed, Mar 29, 2023
The family has trouble adjusting to Jazmine's new found independence. Miranda gets an offer that Calvin would like for her to refuse.
Episode 3
Les Boss Sauce
Wed, Apr 5, 2023
Curtis becomes infuriated when his sauce gets bootlegged; Malik orchestrates a date night to rejuvenate his relationship with Lisa.
Episode 4
One Legged Funeral Director
Wed, Apr 12, 2023
Calvin's domineering side rears its ugly head when he begins coaching his son's soccer team; Miranda has everyone up in arms regarding a novel she's selfpublished.
Episode 5
Forget Me Not
Wed, Apr 19, 2023
Curtis is involved in an accident that alters his personality; C.J. takes over the twins' school assignment and strives for excellence.
Episode 6
Encouragement
Wed, Apr 26, 2023
Calvin hosts a dinner to meet Laura's parents for the first time; C.J. struggles with failing the physical aptitude test.
Episode 7
Balancing Payne
Wed, May 3, 2023
When Miranda asks Calvin to switch weekends with the boys, he agrees, totally disregarding the fact that he and Laura have plans; when Curtis and Floyd have a fight about business, Floyd decides to open his own food truck.
Episode 8
Paynes in the Butt
Wed, May 10, 2023
Ella decides to go against the grain and use technology instead of paying someone to do repairs; Malik and Lisa's argument causes discord between C.J. and Janine.
Episode 9
Deena
Wed, May 17, 2023
Malik and family get introduced to Lisa's mom, Deena; Miranda attempts to produce a Vlog for Ella.
Episode 10
The New Praisers
Wed, May 24, 2023
Jazmine wants to create a Bible study on campus and enlists Ella to help her organize the service; Calvin and Laura request that Miranda return her emergency key to Calvin's condo.
Episode 11
Model Behavior
Wed, Aug 16, 2023
Curtis is convinced that a technologically advanced gift is determined to ruin his life; a local photographer approaches Lisa, but he may not be all he seems.
Episode 12
I Am Handy Woman, Hear Me Roar
Wed, Aug 16, 2023
An argument between Malik and Lisa trickles down to C.J. and Janine. Ella chooses technology over a traditional handyman for home repairs.
Episode 13
Make It Rain
Wed, Aug 16, 2023
Calvin attempts to plan a bachelor party against Laura's will. Malik struggles with putting together a toy for his daughter.
Episode 14
Out in the Open
Wed, Aug 23, 2023
The unfortunate news about a young firefighter, forces C.J. to have a transparent conversation with Malik and Jazmine. Miranda discovers she's missing more than just the companionship of a man.
Episode 15
Say My Name
Wed, Aug 23, 2023
Calvin feels some type of way when Miranda gets swept off her feet causing him to make an epic mistake.
Episode 16
Zaddy
Wed, Aug 23, 2023
Jazmine becomes a social media influencer and considers leaving college; CJ accidentally steals her thunder, revealing the fickle nature of internet fame; Calvin and Christian come down with a cold and Laura steps up to take care of them.
Episode 17
El Capitan
Wed, Aug 30, 2023
After Curtis becomes the neighborhood watch Captain, the power goes to head -- causing friction between he and the family. Meanwhile, Jazmine tries to convince CJ and Malik that healthy food can also go with watching football games on TV.
Episode 18
To Jump or Not To Jump
Wed, Aug 30, 2023
Calvin and Laura debate the merits of traditional aspects of marriage versus creating new traditions; Ella presents them with the broom she and Curtis jumped over at their wedding.
Episode 19
They Call Me Chef Payne
Wed, Aug 30, 2023
Curtis gets upset when Calvin and Laura don't want him to cater their wedding. CJ and Jazmine help Jayden get over his stage fright when he and Hayden have parts in the Black History Program at school.
Episode 20
Run Them Pockets
Wed, Sep 6, 2023
C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place. Ella expresses her disappointment with the idea of gambling and how it negatively affects the community.
Episode 21
Double Trouble
Wed, Sep 6, 2023
To Curtis' horror, Floyd and Glo begin dating and wants to double date with he and Ella. Pookie and Peanut ask CJ to mentor them when they decide to become firefighters.
Episode 22
True Measures
Wed, Sep 6, 2023
Calvin's openness with his passwords lands him in trouble with Laura. The dynamics of Professor Louis' relationship with Jazmine change as he makes a confession. Calvin Jr., on the other hand, is making Calvin's life difficult.