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Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
25 Episodes 2011 - 2012
Episode 0
Sneak Peek
Sun, Nov 27, 20112 mins
A Sneak Peek of the new TV Land original sitcom "Hot In Cleveland."
Episode 1
Elka's Choice
Wed, Nov 30, 201121 mins
With a choice of three husbands the girls can't understand why Elka wants to keep the dead one. Victoria thinks coming out of the closet will help her career but it strains her marriage to Joy.
Episode 2
Beards
Wed, Dec 7, 201122 mins
Joy wants a divorce but Victoria mollifies her with a cruise and a handbag. Elka and Melanie are game for anywhere warm. But it's a gay cruise that puts the Love Boat and the girls to shame.
Episode 3
Funeral Crashers
Wed, Dec 14, 201122 mins
When the drycleaners lose Melanie's favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future: Roy (John Mahoney).
Episode 4
Happy Fat
Wed, Dec 21, 201122 mins
The neighborhood women, distressed by the attention the LA ladies are receiving from their husbands, persuade the girls to give them makeovers. Elka hooks up with a younger man and does whatever it take to keep up with him.
Episode 5
One Thing or a Mother
Wed, Dec 28, 201122 mins
Elka meets Roy's mother who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie get's it on with a guy who is reminiscent of Winnie the Pooh. Joy dates a doctor of indeterminate age but she fears he's ancient.
Episode 6
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Wed, Jan 4, 201222 mins
While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met.
Episode 7
Two Girls and a Rhino
Wed, Jan 11, 201222 mins
While Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So they have to sleep there. Melanie and Victoria try to pick up guy. Melanie picks up a senator. But later fears the man's a perv when he texts her a racy photo. And Victoria picks up a guy whom she later learns is a janitor.
Episode 8
God and Football
Wed, Jan 18, 201222 mins
Elka and Joy's CT scans get mixed up. Victoria donates blood as a publicity stunt and wakes up thinking Elka is God. Melanie takes a liking to the Browns' kicker who knocked her flat.
Episode 9
Love Is Blind
Wed, Jan 25, 201222 mins
Elka fixes Joy up with a young blind guy but neglects to tell her he's blind. Victoria's daughter Emmy brings home her whipped fiancé.
Episode 10
Life with Lucci
Wed, Feb 1, 201222 mins
Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
Episode 11
I'm with the Band
Wed, Feb 8, 201221 mins
When Victoria's rocker boy friend dumps her she tries to make him jealous by hanging with is ex partner, who her boyfriend hates, in the middle of a charity rock concert. It doesn't help that she takes along Elke, Melanie and Joy who each get into trouble.
Episode 12
Lost Loves
Wed, Feb 15, 201222 mins
The girls decide to look up their old loves. Victoria contacts her first husband and when he arrives, he's not the man she remembers. Joy tries to find the man who left her at the altar. But when she and Elka get stuck in an elevator on her way to meet him, they run into Max whom Elka misses. And Melanie contacts the first guy had a crush on but finds he's not available.
Episode 13
Tangled Web
Wed, Mar 7, 201222 mins
After Joy struck out at meeting the man who left her at the altar and when Victoria bails out on her ex, the girls decide to go to a cabin for a rest. Melanie invites the guy she met, Casey to join them not knowing he's the guy Joy was looking for. When he arrives Joy recognizes him and says that he now goes by his initials K.C. Melanie drags a guy in and makes him pretend he's Casey but he's more interested in Victoria. And Victoria took one of her ex's venomous spiders and it unwittingly went into her luggage and is now loose in the cabin.
Episode 14
Hot & Heavy
Wed, Mar 14, 201222 mins
Victoria hopes to one up her co-anchor Colin with an award winning expose.
Episode 15
Rubber Ball
Wed, Mar 21, 201222 mins
The girls try to join a club and as per the club's rules, they need to be sponsored by a member. So they attend a ball and Victoria spruces herself up with some expensive jewelry she rented and when a wealthy member takes a liking to her, he introduces her to his parents and she loses one of her earrings in his mother's bosom. Joy runs into Colin who has a fiancé whom he is marrying because she is wealthy. Melanie sets up to hook up with a member but learns that the member is Colin's fiancé. And Elka, who once worked at the club, crashes the party to get back at the club president whom she says fired her because he propositioned her and she rebuffed him.
Episode 16
Everything Goes Better with Vampires
Wed, Mar 28, 201222 mins
Melanie has her boyfriend over and they get into a fight. Joy meets Rick Springfield and has him over so that she could hook up with him. But afterwards she discovers he's not Rick Springfield. Victoria is upset with their cleaning woman and she reacts by breaking Victoria's Emmy. And Elka has a friend over to work on a play they are going to put. But they have a disagreement. So they throw them out but a policeman shows up and tells them that there's a fugitive out there so he tells them that no one is going anywhere.
Episode 17
Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
Wed, Apr 11, 201222 mins
The gals try again to fix each other up for their "birth dates" with the usual odd results.
Episode 18
Cruel Shoes
Wed, Apr 18, 201221 mins
The girls model Victoria's new line of shoes in Cleveland's Walk & Roll fashion show. Elka comes along to see Mr. Jeff's new track suit line. Joy considers a long term relationship with a man with mere months to live.
Episode 19
Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
Wed, Apr 25, 201221 mins
Joy prepares to marry her not long to live boy friend.
Episode 20
The Gateway Friend
Wed, May 2, 201222 mins
The girls will go to any length to keep their Botox dealer but all attempts backfire.
Episode 21
Some Like it Hot
Wed, May 9, 201222 mins
Go behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers all from the third season of the hit sitcom.
Episode 22
Storage Wars
Wed, May 16, 201222 mins
The girls go to a storage locker auction. While there someone recognizes Victoria from her commercial which thought would not be shown in the country and she feels humiliated. They buy the contents of a locker. And what they find is a letter which they think was written by Lincoln wherein he admits to an indiscretion. Victoria hopes by bringing it out it could offset what the commercial is doing to her. But Melanie warns her that this could offset everything Lincoln did. And Elka tinkers with a CB radio that's in the locker. Eventually Joy chats it up with someone and she makes him think she's more endowed than she really is. And when he comes to town and they agree to meet, she buys a bra that makes her more endowed.
Episode 23
What's Behind the Door
Wed, May 30, 201222 mins
Victoria persuades her costar/writer to resurrect their soap opera as an app.
Episode 24
Blow Outs
Wed, Jun 6, 201222 mins
Melanie tries to keep her new salon a secret from Joy and Victoria so they don't ruin it for her.