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God, Guns & Automobiles Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2013 - 2013
Episode 1
Welcome to Max Motors
Mon, Jul 8, 201322 mins
Welcome to Butler, Missouri, where the wheeling and dealing at Max Motors never stops. Owner Mark Muller is an old-fashioned businessman with an unorthodox style that always shocks and scares his baby brother.
Episode 2
Muller's Way
Mon, Jul 8, 201322 mins
Top salesman "Cowboy" Matt Harvey is caught with a DUI citation and asks Mark for a $10K loan. Mark will render assistance only if Matt stays sober and return to pro bull-riding.
Episode 3
Cowboys and Aliens
Mon, Jul 1, 201323 mins
When Mancow shows up in Butler with a toy drone, Mark hatches a plan to throw one of his most creative sales promotions ever--it's an elaborate scheme involving aliens, UFO's and out-of-this-world prices.
Episode 4
Midnight Madness
Mon, Jul 1, 201322 mins
In an attempt to bring some big city pizzazz to the dealership, Mancow bets Mark that a "Midnight Madness" sale will generate a ton of business for Max Motors. What Mancow doesn't understand is that things work a whole lot different in the country.
Episode 5
The Great Gun Buyback
Mon, Jul 22, 201323 mins
In order to create buzz at the dealership, Mark collaborates with the local Sherriff's department to host a gun buyback event where the community can trade in their unwanted weapons for cash.
Episode 6
Urban Cowboy
Mon, Jul 22, 201323 mins
When Mancow calls Mark with an opportunity to buy his dream car--a 1957 Black Cadillac convertible, Mark immediately flies to Chicago to seal the deal. Back at Max Motors, Rod is left in charge of the dealership and realizes it's not that easy to be the boss.
Episode 7
Demolitian Men
Mon, Jul 29, 201323 mins
With a bunch of old trade-in cars destined for the scrap yard, Mark gets an idea to motivate the sales staff and have some fun. His three top salesmen that week will get to ride against him in a demolition derby contest.
Episode 8
Fight Night
Mon, Aug 5, 201322 mins
Mark hosts an evening of cage-fighting at the Max Motors lot to sponsor Mongo's return to the sport while also attracting huge crowds to the dealership. As Mongo trains for the fight of his life, Mancow sees an opportunity to cash in as his new manager.
Episode 9
Respect the Vet
Mon, Aug 12, 201323 mins
The dealership is forced to scramble when their weekend sales event falls through. At the last minute, Mark decides to host a Veteran's Appreciation Day, leaving Larry in charge of planning the logistics.
Episode 10
Shine On
Mon, Aug 19, 201323 mins
Mark and his son Matt decide get into the moonshine business, and enlist the aid of Butler's best brewers. But to get Erich on board, they'll have to prove to him that moonshine isn't just for local folks.
Episode 11
Family Circus
Thu, Aug 1, 201323 mins
When the rodeo comes to Butler, Mark is caught under-staffed during the busiest weekend of the year, forcing him to recruit his wife Amy and their three sons to work the dealership.
Episode 12
Speed Auction
Sun, Sep 1, 201323 mins
Mark's mother is in town to spend some quality time with the family. But Mark is so overwhelmed with getting the dealership's old trade-ins to one of Missouri's biggest auctions that he can't find time for his mother.
Episode 13
The Art of the Retreat
Sun, Sep 1, 201323 mins
Construction has commenced on the Max Motors lot and brings business to a standstill. Mark shuts things down at the dealership and invites Erich and the boys to a work retreat Max Motors style.
Episode 14
Going Big Time
Mon, Sep 16, 201323 mins
Mark and the Max Motors crew are gearing up for a big reveal on the lot, but Mark's having a hard time with "Cowboy" Matt Harvey and must teach him a lesson. Meanwhile, Erich has been given the responsibility of acquiring fireworks.
