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26 Episodes 1968 - 1969
Episode 1
Sat, Sep 21, 196825 mins
CONTROL gets information that KAOS is going to use a television special featuring band-leader Herb Talbot to send out a deadly formula. Max and 99 go undercover as performers on the special (Max as a trumpet player with a computerized trumpet, and 99 as a dancer) to find out how the formula will be smuggled out. Unfortunately, their cover is blown and after a wild chase they are trapped in the television studio's control room. While they are trapped, Max makes a decision that will alter his and 99's lives forever.
Episode 2
Sat, Sep 28, 196825 mins
Something is destroying the all the potato crops in the United States. Max and 99 are assigned to go to Idaho to find out who or what is behind it. They eventually discover that Siegfried is using a phony crop dusting business to spread a chemical that will destroy all the crops. Also, Max meets his future mother-in-law who reveals an interesting fact about 99's father.

Episode 3
Sat, Oct 5, 196825 mins
Several couriers have disappeared including one that Max was guarding. The main connection was that they all were on the same flight and that there were three individuals that were also on each flight (a toy maker, a magician and a parachute salesman). Max is chosen to be the next courier. However, just before he is to go on the mission he and 99 finally inform the Chief of their engagement. The Chief is thrilled, but because of CONTROL policy against spies marrying he must forbid it. Will policy be changed to allow Max and 99 to marry? Also, will they live long enough to make it to the altar?

Episode 4
Sat, Oct 12, 196825 mins
Max and 99 portray look alike ex-cons Connie and Floyd (Bonnie and Clyde!) to find out where their mentor hid all his stolen loot.

Episode 5
Sat, Oct 19, 196825 mins
While shopping for an engagement ring for 99 at Spiegel's Jewelery, Max accidentally stumbles into a robbery being conducted by KAOS agents Winters and Sommers, members of KAOS's smuggling arm the League of Bald Headed Men. Spiegel, sells Max the valuable Morris Diamond to keep the Winters and Sommers from getting their hands on it. When 99 shows the ring to the Chief, he suspects that Max might be on the take. However, he is cleared and accidentally returns the ring to the two agents. Now Max and 99 must find out how the duo intend to smuggle the diamond out of the country before its too late.
Episode 6
Sat, Oct 26, 196825 mins
Several CONTROL agents meet with foul play. The connection; they are all agents Max asked to be best man at his upcoming wedding. Because of this, the Chief orders Max to ask Hymie to be his best man. However, what they don't know was that it was a plot by KAOS to plant a bomb in Hymie's robotic body in order to kill off the all the agents who would be attending Max's bachelor party. Will Max discover the bomb before its too late?

Episode 7
Sat, Nov 2, 196825 mins
Max takes over as a substitute teacher at the CONTROL training school and is given the task of trying to help two failing recruits, Lundy and Caruso, graduate with their class. In last desperate attempt to help them graduate, he assigns them the task of tailing 99 who is on an assignment to gather various items containing an important formula while shopping for her and Max's wedding. However, 99 mistakes the two recruits for KAOS agents and now Max must tail his two students.

Episode 8
Sat, Nov 9, 196825 mins
With Hymie on assignment, the Chief tells Max that former CONTROL chief Admiral Hardgrade, who is in town for an important conference as well as an old timers softball game, will be Max's new best man. However, KAOS's master of disguise, the Chameleon, is also in town bent on kidnapping the admiral and crashing the conference. Now Max must be on the lookout for the KAOS agent who can perfectly imitate anyone. Also, Max and 99 deal with a rather effeminate interior decorator who they hired to redecorate the apartment prior to the wedding.

Episode 9
Sat, Nov 16, 196825 mins
Max meets with KAOS defector Dr. Madre who has offered to give Max the map to the KAOS owned Melnick uranium mine. However, Madre informs Max that the wine he is drinking was spiked with a tonic that turned the map into a liquid and that it will cause him to break out in a rash in the form of the map. Unfortunately, it will take 48 hours for the map to fully appear and within that 48 hour window is Max and 99's wedding. Max must then try to find a way to not only postpone the wedding, but stay vertical for 48 hours in order for the map to appear. Of course, this doesn't stop a couple of KAOS agents from crashing the wedding.

Episode 10
Sat, Nov 30, 196825 mins
Max is sent to Hong Kong to pick up a blazer for CONTROL. However, what he doesn't know is that the blazer is CONTROL'S new secret weapon, the laser blazer. When he returns he finds out that 99 has hired a maid, who happens to be a KAOS plant intent on stealing the weapon. Unfortunately, before Max is able to deliver the blazer to CONTROL it is accidentally sent to the cleaners. Now Max and the Chief must find it before KAOS gets their hands on it.

Episode 11
Sat, Dec 7, 196825 mins
Naomi Farkas is the Smarts' overly friendly and nosy next door neighbor. However, what they don't know is that Naomi and her slob of a husband Emil are a pair of KAOS agents and that her brother, KAOS district manager Arnold Borgia, have assigned the bickering couple to spy on Max and 99, even to the point of bugging their apartment. They hear that Max has invited the Chief over for dinner and when he arrives they find out two things; after the Chief leaves the Smarts' apartment he will be heading to the Pentagon with a list of KAOS defectors and that the Smarts have no dessert, which the Chief loves. Naomi then offers 99 some chocolate mousse that has been laced with a small amount of poison to cause everyone to leave the room so that she and Emil can photograph the list and, hopefully, get a huge bonus from her brother.

Episode 12
Sat, Dec 14, 196825 mins
Max and 99 are getting ready to finally go on their honeymoon, but just as they are about to leave they find out that Max has been called up for his naval reserve duty. Max then goes to the Chief to see if he can do something but it turns out that the Chief has also been called up. Also, due to CONTROL being a secret organization, the Navy doesn't know they are secret agents. However, the worst part is that it will prevent the Chief from meeting with a Spanish secret agent. Max and the Chief soon discover that their roles are reversed as Max is an ensign and the Chief is a sailor. While on duty Max and the Chief see in a newspaper that 99 has contacted the agent, but discover that he is an impostor because he is signing 99's autograph book right handed and the real agent is left handed. Now they must find a way to get off the ship and stop the impostor before he makes off with some very important papers.
Episode 13
Sat, Dec 21, 196825 mins
Max and 99 are finally on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, their boat blows up and they wind up stranded on an uncharted island. They soon discover that the island is a KAOS base manned by Siegfried and Starker, who informs them that the island is a fake and that it is mobile. Siegfried soon informs the newlyweds that he intends to use a giant magnet on the island to run the 7th Fleet aground and then, with an even larger magnet on the ocean floor, sink the island as well as the fleet. However, things go from bad to worse when the Chief, who was searching for the couple, is captured as well. Can they get off the island and save the fleet before it's too late?

Episode 14
Sat, Dec 28, 196825 mins
A scientist who shows up at Max's apartment invisible. When she finally appears she is a beautiful woman that 99 catches Max with.

Episode 15
Sat, Jan 4, 196925 mins
86 and 99 get jobs as actors to find out how KAOS is passing information.
Episode 16
Sat, Jan 11, 196925 mins
When budget cuts hit CONTROL, 99 is on the list of agents to be laid off. She then finds a temporary job at a trading stamp redemption center, which also happens to be a KAOS munitions drop that is about to begin distribution of their latest weapon, a stereophonic pistol. 99 finds out what is going on and informs the Chief, but is captured before she can give the location. The Chief and Larabee eventually find the location, but are captured themselves. It is now up to Max to find and save them.

Episode 17
Sat, Jan 18, 196925 mins
Max and 99 travel to Mexico to find the Tequila Mockingbird after another CONTROL agent is killed trying to deliver it to CONTROL.
Episode 18
Sat, Feb 1, 196925 mins
Missiles are being blown up near golf courses so Max is following around a golf pro that was near each incident.
Episode 19
Sat, Feb 8, 196930 mins
When the Chief takes up with a young woman, Max follows him and finds out that she is the wife of a scientist and the Chief is memorizing her husband's formulas.
Episode 20
Sat, Feb 15, 196930 mins
The King of Caronia, Max's double, is in Washington staying with the Smarts. Even his wife 99 can't tell them apart.

Episode 21
Sat, Feb 22, 196930 mins
The King of Caronia, Max's double, is in Washington staying with the Smarts. Even his wife 99 can't tell them apart.
Episode 22
Sat, Mar 1, 196930 mins
Electronic equipment shipments by truck are being stolen by those who are listed as deceased. Can KAOS bring back its agents for an encore performance?
Episode 23
Sat, Mar 8, 196930 mins
Leadside a wheelchair bound mastermind swears to destroy CONTROL and kill 86. Think Ironside.
Episode 24
Sat, Mar 15, 196930 mins
Stuck at home due to an injury Max spies on a neighboring building and sees secret documents disappearing. The Chief sends in 99 with Max watching.

Episode 25
Sat, Mar 22, 196930 mins
Agents are disappearing at the airport and that includes the Chief. Max trails them to a POW camp in New Jersey run by KAOS.
Episode 26
Sat, Mar 29, 196930 mins
CONTROL agents tunnel out of the KAOS POW camp ala "The Great Escape."