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George Lopez Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2005 - 2006
Episode 1
George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Wed, Oct 5, 200522 mins
George Lopez has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane-parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage...
Episode 2
You Dropped a Mom on Me
Wed, Oct 5, 200521 mins
Benny gambles away the paychecks George gave her to find an apartment.
Episode 3
George's Dog Days of Bummer
Wed, Oct 12, 200522 mins
Pretending he's the mayor of Los Angeles, George bullies a menacing biker who won't release a stray dog that George's depressed mom, Benny, has grown to love. But the plan backfires when the real L.A. mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, visits the Lopez family.
Episode 4
George Drives the Batmobile
Wed, Oct 19, 200522 mins
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house.
Episode 5
Trick or Treat Me Right
Wed, Oct 26, 200522 mins
As Halloween approaches, George and Angie play practical jokes that are even funnier and scarier than ever. But when Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
Episode 6
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
Wed, Nov 2, 200522 mins
George is living with Ernie and his parents because he's still furious with Benny and refuses to return home until his mother leaves. But when he realizes how difficult it is for Ernie to live with his parents, George convinces him to get his own place.
Episode 7
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Wed, Nov 9, 200522 mins
George takes Max to a therapist after he witnesses a school shooting; but the therapist reveals Max's trauma isn't due to the shooting, but to George moving out and staying at Ernie's because Benny moved in with them. George realizes he needs to stop fighting with his mom and move back in for Max's sake.
Episode 8
George Tries to Write a Wrong
Wed, Nov 16, 200522 mins
When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.
Episode 9
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
Wed, Nov 30, 200522 mins
After George makes jokes about his mother's age, Benny takes drastic measures to make herself look younger by getting ridiculously large breast implants. Series star GEORGE LOPEZ makes his directorial debut with this episode.
Episode 10
George Says I Do... More in This Marriage
Wed, Dec 7, 200522 mins
While giving marriage counseling to a young engaged couple from their church, George and Angie discover that they disagree about who works harder in their own marriage. They set up a point system based on their household tasks and compete for dominance.
Episode 11
George Is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
Wed, Dec 14, 200522 mins
George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.
Episode 12
George Enrolls Like That
Wed, Jan 25, 200621 mins
When Max skips school, George enrolls in college to set a positive example. But George has difficulty getting anyone to take him seriously. Even Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA - "ER") thinks his questions are jokes.
Episode 13
George Keeps Truant to Himself
Wed, Feb 1, 200622 mins
When the going gets tough, George drops out of school. But his attempt to hide his truancy from Angie and the kids becomes the worst kept secret around when Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA) stops by the house to check in.
Episode 14
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Wed, Feb 8, 200622 mins
Max keeps wetting his bed and George tells him to be a man about it, but a doctor reveals that his accidents stem from an infected kidney that must be removed.
Episode 15
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Wed, Feb 15, 200622 mins
George and Angie's former sister-in-law passes away, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter Veronica and her very large inheritance.
Episode 16
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
Wed, Feb 22, 200622 mins
George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
Episode 17
George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Wed, Mar 1, 200622 mins
Ray, Angie's brother, comes back when he finds out that Veronica, will inherit the family fortune. But George see's through Ray's schemes when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
Episode 18
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Wed, Mar 15, 200621 mins
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
Episode 19
George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Wed, Mar 22, 200621 mins
Angie and George believe Max's online girlfriend is in fact a child predator, and George sets out to trap him.
Episode 20
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
Wed, Mar 29, 200622 mins
In the 100th episode, George takes over the planning of a wedding for one of Angie's clients, Brooke in order to prove he can do Angie's job better than she can. But Brooke is so high-maintenance that George almost goes crazy taking care the details.
Episode 21
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Wed, Apr 5, 200622 mins
Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.
Episode 22
It's a Cliffhanger, by George
Wed, Apr 12, 200623 mins
The season finale finds everyone in the Lopez family facing crises; Ernie tells George that the factor is moving to Mexico and they'll both be unemployed; Benny flees when the police want to question her about her part in an old robbery.