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George Lopez Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
28 Episodes 2003 - 2004
Episode 1
Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1
Fri, Sep 26, 200321 mins
Everything becomes a mess when president George Bush comes to speak at the factory: Benny has started dating a younger man without telling George, Carmen disrupts the president's speech, and George steals the speech, which results in the Secret Service paying a trip to his home.
Episode 2
Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 2
Fri, Sep 26, 2003
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
Episode 3
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Fri, Oct 3, 200322 mins
When Carmen has a sleepover and Angie's out with the girls, George finds out Vic's wife has cheated on him and he worries he may lose Angie too.
Episode 4
Feel the Burn
Fri, Oct 10, 200321 mins
Benny fears she's going through menopause but when she goes to the doctor, finds out that in fact she has the gonorrhea. Meanwhile, Angie tries to get her parents to reconcile.
Episode 5
Carmen's Dating
Fri, Oct 17, 200322 mins
Carmen tells her parents she wants to start dating, and she brings home a boy from her school for them to meet. Everything about Jason seems to be perfect, except that he and Carmen don't want to go out in public together.
Episode 6
Split Decision
Fri, Oct 24, 200321 mins
George lets a secret slip between the Powers brothers who then decide to split up the company, and each wants George to come work for them.
Episode 7
No One Gets Out Alive
Fri, Oct 31, 200322 mins
After the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.
Episode 8
Bringing Home the Bacon
Fri, Nov 7, 200321 mins
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th-birthday party), but since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now, to George's chagrin.
Episode 9
Fishing Cubans
Fri, Nov 14, 200321 mins
When Castro keeps Vic's brother Octavio in Cuba as a political prisoner, Vic, George, and Ernie decide to go over on Vic's boat and bring Octavio to California as a surprise anniversary present for Angie.
Episode 10
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
Fri, Nov 21, 200322 mins
When George invites Manny and his family to Thanksgiving dinner, he discovers that he's the only possible match for a kidney transplant for his father.
Episode 11
Mementos
Fri, Nov 28, 200322 mins
George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news.
Episode 12
Christmas Punch
Fri, Dec 12, 200322 mins
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa.
Episode 13
Why You Crying?
Fri, Jan 9, 200430 mins
Max mouths off to Benny and she slaps him for it. George and Angie think she's overreacting until they learn Max has forged their signatures to cover up his failing in school.
Episode 14
The Trouble with Ricky
Fri, Jan 23, 200421 mins
When Ricky stays with the Lopez family, he and Max keep getting into trouble until George decides to return him to his mother and check out his living environment.
Episode 15
God Needles George
Fri, Feb 6, 200422 mins
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.
Episode 16
Benny and Randy
Fri, Feb 13, 200422 mins
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.
Episode 17
Weekend at Benny's
Fri, Feb 20, 200422 mins
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
Episode 18
Jason Tutors Max
Fri, Feb 27, 200421 mins
Jason tells Carmen he has to spend more time preparing for college instead of being with her, but then starts tutoring Max to help him in Algebra. Carmen delivers an ultimatum to Jason that he either has to stop tutoring Max, or break up with her.
Episode 19
Angie Gets Tanked
Fri, Mar 19, 200430 mins
A revealing picture of Angie getting soaked in the dunk tank at the school carnival shows up online for all the kids at school to see, and George plots revenge on the kid who took the picture.
Episode 20
The Art of Boxing
Fri, Mar 26, 200422 mins
George and Vic enroll Max in a boxing class against Angie's wishes and behind her back; but they have to come clean when Max comes home with a black eye.
Episode 21
George's House of Cards
Fri, Apr 2, 200422 mins
George invites Angie's newly divorced dad Vic to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.
Episode 22
Dance Fever
Fri, Apr 9, 200421 mins
George is presented with a major award and everybody congratulates him, except Benny. George has accepted that Benny never complimented him on anything in his life, until he hears her complimenting Randy on getting a new job.
Episode 23
She Drives Me Crazy
Fri, Apr 16, 200421 mins
George worries Carmen's growing up too fast when she pushes to get her driver's license and to spend prom night in a hotel room with Jason.
Episode 24
George Goes to Disneyland
Fri, Apr 30, 200421 mins
Max is excited about the Lopez family's trip to Disneyland, but George refuses to go because it reminds him of his deprived childhood. However, he becomes overwhelmed with guilt that he is not sharing the fun with his son.
Episode 25
Bachelor Party
Fri, May 7, 200422 mins
As wedding plans progress for Benny and Randy, clumsy factory worker Amy, returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.
Episode 26
Wrecking Ball
Fri, May 14, 200422 mins
The morning after Benny finds out her coworkers had a pool she wouldn't last with Randy, George arrives at work to find somebody had vandalized the factory and Benny is the prime suspect, and Jack expects him to fire her even though she claims she's innocent.
Episode 27
What George Doesn't Noah...
Fri, May 21, 200430 mins
Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
Episode 28
Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened
Fri, May 21, 200430 mins
George and Angie confront Carmen regarding her relationship with Zack. When George speaks to Zack, the boy's true intentions toward Carmen become clear--infuriating George.