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Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
29 Episodes 0 - 2008
Episode 1
Gene's Best Friend
Tue, Mar 11, 200822 mins
Pressure is mounting in the days leading up to Gene's impending lie detector test on the "Adam Carolla Show" as he not only has a KISS show to prepare for, but his best friend and loyal canine Snippy goes missing.
Episode 2
Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire
Tue, Mar 11, 200822 mins
Gene awakes the morning after KISS' stressful but historic concert feeling like he was hit by a bus. With the lie detector test days away and an upcoming business trip to NY on the books Gene ignores the family's pleas for him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, Shannon and Tracy conduct trial lie detector tests on each other to make sure the process is legit.
Episode 3
The Brutal Truth
Tue, Mar 18, 200844 mins
Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up.
Episode 4
Before the Flood
Tue, Mar 25, 200822 mins
Gene decides to accept an offer to perform a One Night Only Vegas show with the Big Band, Royal Crown Revue. The combination of his noisy neighbors and Shannon going on a do-it-yourself home improvement spree make it impossible for him to concentrate at home. Gene opts to drive to Las Vegas to ensure a few hours of solitude to learn lyrics to all the new songs.
Episode 5
Knock, Knock, Who's There?
Tue, Apr 1, 200822 mins
The clock is ticking as Gene is stranded in the desert and meets an odd cast of characters attempting to hitchhike to Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie race around LA to replace Gene's ruined collectables by buying them from the very KISS fans that have given Gene their hard earned cash over the years.
Episode 6
Swinging Gene
Fri, Apr 4, 200822 mins
As Shannon, Tracy and Sophie track down the last of the KISS collectables they ruined, Gene calls the one Vegas friend he has to rescue him from the desert - Carrot Top. A packed house at the Hard Rock awaits Gene's arrival to witness his first solo performance ever.
Episode 7
Something's Fishy
Tue, Apr 8, 200822 mins
Gene has to go to Sea World on business and decides to take the whole family, including Tracy's twin 4 year old sons, but the trip turns out badly for Sannon and Tracy, who get food poisoning. That leaves Gene alone to take the twins sightseeing.
Episode 8
Nail Me
Tue, Apr 15, 200822 mins
Gene is unable to remain a silent partner when he agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new Nail Salon business venture. Attempting to muscle in and run the business his way, Shannon and Tracy must call all of their family and friends in for back-up to undo Gene's mess.
Episode 9
Shannon B. Demille
Tue, Apr 22, 200822 mins
For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan and in this special episode the family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.
Episode 10
Lil Gene
Tue, Apr 29, 200822 mins
Gene is pleasantly surprised when the intern he reluctantly agrees to mentor saves the day by rescuing an important photo shoot from disaster and helps him close a major business deal to put Gene's "Money Bag" clothing line in stores nationwide.
Episode 11
Ladies of the Night
Mon, May 5, 200822 mins
Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend Cody.
Episode 12
Sophie Couture
Tue, May 13, 200822 mins
Sophie's internship for a fashion designer turns into her designing her very first dress and strutting the catwalk during fashion week.
Episode 13
Viewer Mail
Tue, May 20, 200822 mins
The family answers fan's e-mail questions and gives a behind the scenes look at their favorite scenes featuring never before seen footage.
Episode 14
Mommy Makeover
22 mins
Shannon and Tracy's original plan for a little nip and tuck becomes much more than either of them planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets stuck babysitting his friend's depressed, recently divorced sister and gets asked by Donald Trump to compete on "Celebrity Apprentice.
Episode 15
Gene the Apprentice
Sun, Jun 15, 200821 mins
Shannon and Tracy end up getting many more procedures done than originally planned. While Gene is away in NY competing on "Celebrity Apprentice" they race to heal before he comes home. Meanwhile, Sophie and her cousin Emily decide to hire a nurse to take care of their moms and get much more than they bargained for.
Episode 16
Gene's Ego Trip
Sun, Jun 15, 200822 mins
Shannon and Tracy end up getting many more procedures done than originally planned. While Gene is away in NY competing on "Celebrity Apprentice" they race to heal before he comes home. Meanwhile, Sophie and her cousin Emily decide to hire a nurse to take care of their moms and get much more than they bargained for.
Episode 17
The Gene Simmons Roast
Thu, May 1, 200865 mins
Roastmaster Jeff Ross calls on his all-star comedian friends, including Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Norton, Paul Rodriguez, Ralphie May, Carrot Top and special guest Andrew Dice Clay to destroy Gene's ego and raise money for the Wounded Warriors Charity. Even Nick, Shannon and Aunt Tracy take shots at good ol' Gene.
Episode 18
Shannon to the Rescue
Sun, Jun 22, 200822 mins
Fearing Tracy has run off to Hawaii to elope with her new man, Shannon drags Gene along hoping his well known views on marriage and commitment will convince them to do otherwise. Unfortunately for Shannon, Gene takes an instant liking to Tracy's boyfriend and now Shannon has two relationships to contend with.
Episode 19
Honeymoon at Last
Sun, Jun 22, 200822 mins
In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this "Happily Unmarried" couple will officially never have.
Episode 20
Power Outrage
Sun, Jun 29, 200821 mins
Exhausted after surviving a grueling 24 hours aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, Gene uses the Officer skills he learned to babysit his 4-year-old nephews, Jake and Hunter.
Episode 21
Nick After Dark
Sun, Jun 29, 200822 mins
Follow Nick's harrowing nocturnal adventures through Los Angeles as he pursues his brand new car...which just got towed!
Episode 22
South of the Border
45 mins
With Gene and Shannon both committed elsewhere, Sophie convinces them to allow Nick to accompany her on a private-study trip to Mexico. Always the worried dad, Gene soon follows and Shannon is forced to rescue the kids from Gene's meddling ways.
Episode 23
Happy Birthday... to Whom?
Sun, Jul 20, 200822 mins
Shannon and Tracy attend a surprise birthday party for a childhood friend only to realize they have no idea who she is.
Episode 24
Raw & Uncut
Sun, Aug 3, 200821 mins
So much footage, so little time. Join the family as they present an entire episode of never-before-seen footage including complete stories & deleted scenes.
Episode 25
X-Gene
Sun, Jul 27, 200822 mins
Gene courts a bizarre assortment of pro-riders in an attempt to find a spokesperson for his new snowboard apparel line.
Episode 26
Homesick
Sun, Aug 3, 200822 mins
Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada to call her very own. Unfortunately, they are not the only tenants.
Episode 27
Fan Favorites
Sun, Aug 10, 200822 mins
The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.
Episode 28
GeneHarmony
Sun, Aug 24, 200822 mins
Gene attempts to find "nice guys" for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.
Episode 29
Gene Down Under
Sun, Aug 31, 200822 mins
Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?
