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7 Episodes 0 - 2008
Episode 1
Mon, Jan 9, 200622 mins
In the first episode, she is convinced that the man she was dating was gay when he was actually a devout Mormon practicing chastity before marriage. His open virginity is presented through gay stereotypes, and his preferred sport, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is described as "the gayest sport there is" by Emily's former boyfriend.
Episode 2
22 mins
Emily's Reasons Why NotIs it just me, or does every woman resort to voodoo dolls to release some anger? And don't we all expect a yellow parrot, aka "the love bird," after our hearts have been broken? No? OK, so anyway, this series debut left us wondering if we've got the next Carrie Bradshaw on our hands. The narration, the bad luck with men, it all sounds a bit Sex and the City. But Heather Graham's cute charm and her team of quirky sidekicks; including the token gay best friend is definitely making this show a potential mid-season hit.
Episode 3
21 mins
Let Emily's reasons be a lesson for us all, starting with why not to smoke: Grandma Beatrice. By the way, I think so far my favorite character is Glitter, Emily's backstabbing former assistant who stole her idea to get a position at any cost.
Episode 4
23 mins
Emily and her search for the perfect man. She got exactly what she asked for when she wished upon an eyelash for him not to be a player, a stalker or a kinky pervert.
Episode 5
Sat, Jan 31, 202622 mins
When Emily tries to continue a steamy vacation fling with an exotic lover back at home she soon discovers that sometimes brief encounters should remain just that âEUR" brief.
Episode 6
23 mins
But turns out he was a Mormon virgin. Don't feel bad, Em, it was an honest mistake. I'm definitely looking forward to more reasons why dating disasters equal awesome story lines.
Episode 7