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Drawn Together Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
16 Episodes 2006 - 2007
Episode 1
Freaks & Greeks
Sat, Oct 7, 200622 mins
After Ling-Ling hears that his father has attempted suicide, he invites the elderly battle monster to come live at the house. At first, Jun-Jee is not happy with the arrangement, but he changes his mind after seeing Toot near the swimming pool. Toot initially brushes off his advances, but quickly becomes more enthusiastic after learning that Jun-Jee is extremely wealthy, much to Ling-Ling's displeasure. Meanwhile, a Greek family moves in next door and Hero, thinking that it's actually a fraternity, becomes upset that they won't let him join. In retaliation, he forms his own fraternity with Xandir and Wooldoor as pledges, and starts a series of pranks to show the rival frat who's boss.
Episode 2
Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!
Sat, Oct 14, 200622 mins
Wooldoor's new children's show is finally about to go on the air, and Clara is upset because she thinks the program will turn kids gay. She takes her cause up with the Senate, but an impassioned speech from Foxxy wins the day and the show is allowed to go on. While Wooldoor and the guys are celebrating afterward, a musclebound man pulls out a gun and starts trying to kill the Sockbat. After rescuing Wooldoor, Xandir reveals that he's from the future, where the program did in fact turn everyone gay. The killer is one of the last of the straights, sent back to stop the show from continuing, while Xandir was sent to stop the assassination. Meanwhile, Toot tells the other house-mates about the mythical Wienermobile that travels around giving hot dogs to good people everywhere.
Episode 3
Spelling Applebee's
Thu, Oct 19, 200622 mins
The Producer announces yet another contest for the house-mates: a spelling bee against the Peanut's gang. Foxxy refuses to take part, citing a vow she made after a racial incident brought a humiliating end to her early career as a champion speller. The rest of the group proves to be hopeless in the contest, so Foxxy decides to put the past behind her and step up to the podium once more. Meanwhile, Hero inadvertently discovers that Clara gets sexually aroused by car accidents. Smitten with this unknown side of her, he begins causing accidents to enjoy the fruits of her passion. Eventually, however, he starts resenting that Clara doesn't think of him as anything more than a crash provider.
Episode 4
Unrestrainable Trainable
Wed, Oct 25, 200622 mins
After mistaking him for a Hasidic Jew, Clara shoves Wooldoor into the pool and almost drowns him. She reluctantly nurses him back to health, but after being praised for doing so she comes to relish the attention and starts plotting to keep Wooldoor incapacitated. Meanwhile, Captain Hero discovers a huge mentally disabled baby is rampaging through the city. After doing some investigating, he realizes that he must be the child's father, and the mother is none other than Hero's own sister. He vows to help his son live a productive life, but soon finds that caring for a special needs child is more than he is capable of.
Episode 5
N.R.A.Y. Ray
Wed, Nov 1, 200622 mins
The house-mates return home to find they've been burglarized. Hero panics and decides to buy a gun, which escalates to an assault rifle once he discovers how much he enjoys shooting animals. When Bambi confronts him, carrying the bullet-riddled corpse of his mother, Hero has a change of heart and decides to rid the world of high-power weapons. Foxxy, meanwhile, is investigating the burglary, leading her to discover her grandson Ray-Ray living upstairs with all his stolen goods. To protect him from the police, Foxxy secretly hides him in the walls of the house, from where he spies on the other house-mates and falls in love with Toot.
Episode 6
Captain Hero and the Cool Kids
Wed, Nov 8, 200621 mins
Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!
Episode 7
Lost in Parking Space: Part One
Wed, Nov 15, 200622 mins
Tired of Clara's constant preaching, the rest of the house-mates decide to go to the mall without her. When she discovers the house empty, Clara assumes that the Rapture has taken place, but she's somehow been left behind. A delivery guy shows up asking her to sign for a package, but she assumes that it must be Satan ordering her to sign over her soul. Through Xandir's bad parking, meanwhile, the rest of the house-mates end up stuck in the parking lot with no food, no water, and slowing freezing to death in the cold weather. Foxxy climbs out the roof to get help, but is distracted by a Hot Topic store. Just as she discovers that Hot Topic has crates of Drawn Together merchandise that they're keeping from the public, someone hits her over the head. What will happen in the conclusion to this two-part cliffhanger?
Episode 8
Lost in Parking Space: Part Two
Thu, Oct 4, 200722 mins
Second half of "Lost in Parking Space, Part One." Toot drinks saltwater and goes insane, prompting the others to kill and eat Ling-Ling. Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind the store's success. And a sinful Clara shows up to torture Foxxy. Meanwhile, Xandir befriends two homeless men and learns an important lesson about leadership.
Episode 9
Charlotte's Web of Lies
Sat, Oct 13, 200722 mins
Spanky Ham has a one night stand with Charlotte the Spider, who thinks he's "Some Pig," and the relationship quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and forges an unlikely bond. We also learn the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies - he never truly wanted to be a fighter, oh no, all he wanted to do was dance.
Episode 10
Breakfast Food Killer
Sat, Oct 20, 200722 mins
Wooldoor becomes the cereal mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Wooldoor parties it up Hollywood-style with his new cereal friends, and soon finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. Toot discovers that the cereal industry is evil and tries to bring it down before they lose Wooldoor forever.
Episode 11
Drawn Together Babies
Sat, Oct 27, 200722 mins
The housemates, as baby versions of themselves, accidentally kill their babysitter and try to cover it up from the babysitter's rich boyfriend Chad, their carers, and the infant Captain Hero.
Episode 12
Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care
Thu, Nov 1, 200722 mins
Ling-Ling is sent to foster care to Foxxy's father, who turns out to be Uncle Ben of Uncle Ben's Rice fame. Captain Hero discovers how to communicate through time with his younger self when his nipple ring is struck by lightning.
Episode 13
Toot Goes Bollywood
Thu, Nov 8, 200722 mins
Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals.
Episode 14
American Idol Parody Clip Show
Wed, Nov 14, 200722 mins
Is it American Idol? Is it Survivor? No, it's both, as the house mates battle it out through the gift of song to determine who stays and who gets evicted.
Episode 15
Foxxy and the Gang Bang
Thu, Nov 8, 2007
When Toot challenges Foxxy to cease having sex, Toot discovers that no one wants to have sex with her until she is hit by a car containing an Indian family, where she is eventually given the title of "King of India".
Episode 17
The Elimination Special, Part 2: The Elimination
Thu, Nov 15, 200720 mins
The housemates compete in an American Idol-type talent contest. At the end of the show, the housemates read a letter telling them they have been cancelled and walk into a room marked "Unemployment".